You see them on the TV You always seem to hear them on the radio They're big and they're bland And they spent four hundred grand on their video
They're tacky and cheap Sickly and sweet Now that the cliche's complete
It's a dirty old love song A dirty old back seat affair that went wrong A dirty old love song (dirty old love song) They're saying, Hey baby let's get it on Lets get it on!
Dirty old Whitney's on the floor She 'aint the only one And dirty old Mariah say's Her heart's on fire What a phoney one.
They're tacky and cheap Sickly and sweet Don't forget to keep your receipt
It's a dirty old love song A dirty old back seat affair that went wrong A dirty old love song (dirty old love song) They're saying, Hey baby let's get it on Lets get it on!
Get it on!
Hey baby let's get it on Hey baby let's get it on
You see them on the TV You always seem to hear them on the radio They're big and they're bland And they spent four hundred grand on their video
It's a dirty old love song A dirty old back seat affair that went wrong A dirty old love song (dirty old love song) They're saying, Hey baby let's get it on Lets get it on!
A dirty old love song A dirty old love song (hey baby let's get it on)
A dirty old love song A dirty old love song (hey baby let's get it on)
A dirty old love song A dirty old love song (hey baby let's get it on)
Kinky Ken And Bondage Barbie, They Ran A Hotel By The Sea, They Never Had No Vacancies. Kinky Ken And... They Get Complaints From The Residents Living Next Door {What Did They Say?} They Couldn't Get To Sleep 'Til Quarter To Four {And Why Was That?} Ken And Barbie Always Wanna Party. There's Something Very Strange About The Couple In Number Thirty-Three
Kinky Ken And Bondage Barbie They Always Dressed In PVC Never Needed Plastic Surgery If You Wanna Know What Happens Next Just Hang Around Me {What Happend Next?} Well The Police Came A Knockin' On The Door {What Did They Say?} What You Been Doin' Is Against The Law {Did They Get Nicked?} No They Didn't It Wasn't Like TV The Witnesses Are Coming In.... Follow Me....
Kinky Ken And Bondage Barbie Nery Got Took Into Custody They Gave The Police Their First Freebee. If You Wanna Know What Happens Next.
Kinky Ken And Bondage Barbie They Lived Hapily By The Sea. Night And Day There Was Always Parties Kinky Ken And Bondage Barbie. Bondage Barbie
Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble, Something's Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble, Gotta Get Home Quick March On The Double!
We've Been Out All Night And We Haven't Been Home, We're Walkin' Through The Back Streets ...All Alone! The Party Was Great, Yeah We Were Really thrilled! And When We Get In We're Gonna Get Killed!
We Couldn't Get A Cab, 'Cause We Ain't Got No Money! We Missed The Last Train But We Thought.... Don't Worry! We'd Get The Night Bus But The Night Bus Never Came! We're Eight Miles From Home And It Started To.....
Uh-Oh We're In Trouble, Something's Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble! Uh-Oh We're In Trouble, Book Us A Ticket On The Next Space Shuttle!
Yeah Yeah, Trouble...
We Tried To Steal A Car But We Soon Realized, We Got Down The Road, None Of Us Could Drive! Police Car Came Along And They Took Us For A Ride, And When We Get Home We're Gonna Get, Gonna Get, Gonna Get Fried!
Uh-Oh We're In Trouble, Uh-Oh We're In Trouble....
Uh-Oh We're In Trouble, Something's Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble! Uh-Oh We're In Trouble, Book Us A Ticket On The Next Space Shuttle!
