Shampoo

Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble,
Something's Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble
Uh-Oh, We're In Trouble,
Gotta Get Home Quick March On The Double!

We've Been Out All Night And We Haven't Been Home,
We're Walkin' Through The Back Streets ...All Alone!
The Party Was Great, Yeah We Were Really thrilled!
And When We Get In We're Gonna Get Killed!


We Couldn't Get A Cab, 'Cause We Ain't Got No Money!
We Missed The Last Train But We Thought.... Don't Worry!
We'd Get The Night Bus But The Night Bus Never Came!
We're Eight Miles From Home And It Started To.....

Uh-Oh We're In Trouble, Something's
Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble!
Uh-Oh We're In Trouble,
Book Us A Ticket On The Next Space Shuttle!

Yeah Yeah, Trouble...

We Tried To Steal A Car But We Soon Realized,
We Got Down The Road, None Of Us Could Drive!
Police Car Came Along And They Took Us For A Ride,
And When We Get Home We're Gonna Get,
Gonna Get, Gonna Get Fried!

Uh-Oh We're In Trouble,
Uh-Oh We're In Trouble....

Uh-Oh We're In Trouble, Something's
Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble!
Uh-Oh We're In Trouble, Book Us A Ticket On The Next Space Shuttle!

Hey baby let's get it on
Hey baby let's get it on

You see them on the TV
You always seem to hear them on the radio
They're big and they're bland
And they spent four hundred grand on their video

They're tacky and cheap
Sickly and sweet
Now that the cliche's complete

It's a dirty old love song
A dirty old back seat affair that went wrong
A dirty old love song (dirty old love song)
They're saying,
Hey baby let's get it on
Lets get it on!

Dirty old Whitney's on the floor
She 'aint the only one
And dirty old Mariah say's
Her heart's on fire
What a phoney one.

They're tacky and cheap
Sickly and sweet
Don't forget to keep your receipt

It's a dirty old love song
A dirty old back seat affair that went wrong
A dirty old love song (dirty old love song)
They're saying,
Hey baby let's get it on
Lets get it on!

Get it on!

Hey baby let's get it on
Hey baby let's get it on

You see them on the TV
You always seem to hear them on the radio
They're big and they're bland
And they spent four hundred grand on their video

It's a dirty old love song
A dirty old back seat affair that went wrong
A dirty old love song (dirty old love song)
They're saying,
Hey baby let's get it on
Lets get it on!

A dirty old love song
A dirty old love song (hey baby let's get it on)

A dirty old love song
A dirty old love song (hey baby let's get it on)

A dirty old love song
A dirty old love song (hey baby let's get it on)

Kinky Ken And Bondage Barbie,
They Ran A Hotel By The Sea,
They Never Had No Vacancies.
Kinky Ken And...
They Get Complaints From The Residents
Living Next Door {What Did They Say?}
They Couldn't Get To Sleep 'Til Quarter To Four
{And Why Was That?}
Ken And Barbie Always Wanna Party.
There's Something Very Strange About
The Couple In Number Thirty-Three

Kinky Ken And Bondage Barbie
They Always Dressed In PVC
Never Needed Plastic Surgery
If You Wanna Know What Happens Next
Just Hang Around Me
{What Happend Next?}
Well The Police Came A Knockin' On The Door
{What Did They Say?}
What You Been Doin' Is Against The Law
{Did They Get Nicked?} No They Didn't
It Wasn't Like TV
The Witnesses Are Coming In....
Follow Me....

Kinky Ken And Bondage Barbie
Nery Got Took Into Custody
They Gave The Police Their First
Freebee. If You Wanna Know
What Happens Next.

Kinky Ken And Bondage Barbie
They Lived Hapily By The Sea.
Night And Day There Was Always Parties
Kinky Ken And Bondage Barbie.
Bondage Barbie

Blond Idiots, Conciet And Greed,
All The Rage, It's On The Beach.

Bridge
What's It All About, Do You Know?
What's It All About, Would You Like To Know?

Chorus
She's Out, She's Out Of Control.
She's Out. She's Out Of Control.
Poison Girl, Miss Teen Sweet.
You've Got It All, Self Deceit.

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Chorus x1

Disfunctional!
Don't You Think She's Boring A Bit?

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