On the day I was born The rain fell down There was trouble brewin' in my home town It was the seventh day I was the sixth son And it scared the hell out of everyone
They said stop, I said go They said fast, I said slow They said yes, I said no I do the bad boy boogie
Bein' a bad boy ain't that bad I had me more dirty women than most men ever had All you women come along with me And I'll show you how good a bad boy can be
I said right and they said left I said east and they said west I said up and they said down I do the bad boy boogie All over town
I wouldn't tell you no story Tell you no lie I was born to love till the day I die I just line 'em up And I knock 'em down And they all came a runnin' when the word got around Just keep a runnin'
(Bad boy boogie) I said up They said down (Bad boy boogie) They said straight I said round (Bad boy boogie) They said lost I said found (Bad boy boogie) I said free And they said bound
Bad boy boogie Do the bad boy boogie Bad boy boogie Bad boy boogie
you see it on television every day you hear it on the radio it ain't humid but it sure is hot way down in Mexico police tryin' to tell me beginnin' of the end sayin' it'll bend me too late my friend riff raff well it's good for a laugh (ha ha ha) riff raff go on and laugh yourself in half (smile a while)
now I'm the kind of guy that keeps his big mouth shut but don't bother me somebody kickin' me when I'm up leave me in misery I never shot nobody don't even carry a gun I ain't done nothing wrong I'm just havin' fun riff raff oh well it's good for a laugh riff raff go on laugh yourself in half
She gave me the queen She gave me the king She was wheelin' and dealin' Just doin' her thing She was holdin' a pair But I had to try Her deuce was wild But my ace was high
But how was I to know That she'd been dealt with before? Said she'd never had a full house But I should have known From the tattoo on her left leg And the garter on her right She'd have the card to bring me down If she played it right
She's got the Jack She's got the Jack She's got the Jack She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack She's got the Jack She's got the Jack She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack She's got the Jack
Poker face was her name Poker face was her nature Poker straight was her game If she knew she could get you She played 'em fast And she played 'em hard She could close her eyes And feel every card
But how was I to know That she'd been shuffled before? Said she'd never had a royal flush But I should have known That all the cards were comin' From the bottom of the pack And if I'd known what she was dealin' out I'd have dealt it back
She's got the Jack She's got the Jack She's got the Jack, and who knows what else? She's got the Jack, yeah, yeah
She's got the Jack She's got the Jack She's got the Jack She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack She's got the Jack Ooh, was a bad deal, Jack She gave me the Jack, hey
She's got the Jack She's got the Jack She's got the Jack Ooh, can't ya tell? She's got the Jack
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack She's got the Jack She's got the Jack You never know, she's got the Jack
She's got the Jack She's got the Jack She's got the Jack, and it hurts! She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack She's got the Jack AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Oooooh!
"Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you. I'm glad you like the show, yes, thank you very much folks. Goodnight and God bless!"
I'm hot, and when I'm not I'm cold as ice Get out of my way, just step aside Or pay the price
What I want I take, what I don't I break And I don't want you With a flick of my knife, I can change your life There's nothing you can do
I'm a problem child Problem child I'm a problem child Feel like running wild
Make my stand, no man's land On my own Man in blue, it's up to you The seed is sown What I want I stash, what I don't I smash And you're on my list Dead or alive, I got a .45 And I never miss
I'm a problem child Problem child I'm a problem child Just feel like running wild
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Every night, street light I drink my booze Some run, some fight But I win they lose What I need I like, what I don't I fight And I don't like you Yeah, say bye-bye while you're still alive Your time is through
Cause I'm a problem child I'm a problem child I'm a problem child I'm a problem child Problem child I'm a problem child Even my mother hates me I'm a problem child I'm a problem child (Problem child, problem child) (Problem child, problem child), .... (Problem child, problem child) (Problem child, problem child) Problem child I'm a problem child Problem child And I'm running wild I'm a problem child (Problem child, problem child...)
Wanna tell you a story 'Bout a woman I know When it comes to lovin' Oh, she steals the show She ain't exactly pretty She ain't exactly small 42-39-56 You could say she's got it all
Never had a woman, never had a woman like you Doin' all the things, doin' all the things you do Ain't no fairy story Ain't no skin-and-bones But you give all you got, weighin' in at nineteen stone
You're a whole lotta woman A whole lotta woman A whole lotta Rosie A whole lotta Rosie A whole lotta Rosie And you're a whole lotta woman
Honey, you can do, do it to me all night long Only one can turn, only one can turn me on All through the night-time Right around the clock To my suprise, Rosie never stops
She was a whole lotta woman A whole lotta woman A whole lotta Rosie A whole lotta Rosie A whole lotta Rosie A whole lotta woman, yeah-yeah-yeah
You're a whole lotta woman A whole lotta woman A whole lotta Rosie A whole lotta Rosie You're a whole lotta Rosie A whole lotta woman, yeah-yeah-yeah
(well) You ask me 'bout the clothes I wear And you ask me why I grow my hair And you ask me why I'm in a band I dig doin' one night stands and You wanna see me do my thing All you gotta do is plug me into high
I said high High voltage rock 'n' roll High voltage rock 'n' roll High voltage, High voltage High voltage rock 'n' roll rock 'n' roll
You ask me why I like to dance And you ask me why I like to sing And you ask me why I like to play I got to get my kicks some way and You wanna know what I'm all about Come on let me hear you shout high
I said high High voltage rock 'n' roll High voltage rock 'n' roll High voltage, High voltage High voltage rock 'n' roll rock 'n' roll
I said high, I said high Waaaah! High voltage rock 'n' roll High voltage rock 'n' roll High voltage, high voltage High voltage rock 'n' roll (mumble, mumble...) Spotlight, put the lights out, happy hour! High voltage rock 'n' roll High voltage rock 'n' roll Wine, women and song High voltage, high voltage Wine women and song High voltage rock 'n' roll
In the beginning Back in nineteen fifty five Man didn't know 'bout a rock 'n' roll show And all that jive The white man had the schmaltz The black man had the blues No one knew what they was gonna do But Tchaikovsky had the news, he said
Let there be sound, and there was sound Let there be light, and there was light Let there be drums, there was drums Let there be guitar, there was guitar Let there be rock
And it came to pass That rock 'n' roll was born All across the land every rockin' band Was blowin' up a storm And the guitar man got famous The business man got rich And in every bar there was a superstar With a seven year itch There was fifteen million fingers Learnin' how to play And you could hear the fingers pickin' And this is what they had to say
Let there be light, sound, drums, guitar Let there be rock
One night in a club called the Shakin' Hand There was a 42 decibel rockin' band And the music was good And the music was loud And the singer turned and he said to the crowd
I'm a rocker I'm a roller I'm a right out of controller I'm a wheeler I'm a dealer I'm a wicked woman stealer I'm a bruiser I'm a cruiser I'm a rockin' rollin' man
Got slicked black hair Skin tight jeans Cadillac car And a teenage dream
I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rockin' rollin' man
Got lorex socks Blue suede shoes V8 CAR And tattoos
I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rockin' rollin' man
I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rockin' rollin' man
I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rockin' rollin', rockin rollin man, hey
Wanna jive honey? C'mon, spin you 'round, hey yeah!
Yeah I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, look at me roll!
I know that it's evil I know that it's got to be I know I ain't doing much Doing nothing means a lot to me Living on a shoe string A fifty cent millionaire Open to charity Rock 'n' roller welfare Sitting in my Cadillac Listening to my radio Suzy baby get on in Tell me where she want to go I'm living in a nightmare She's looking like a wet dream I got myself a Cadillac But I can't afford the gasoline CHORUS: I've got holes in my shoes And I'm way overdue Down payment blues Get myself a steady job Some responsibility Can't even feed my cat On social security Hiding from the rent man Oh it makes me want to cry Sheriff knocking on my door Ain't it funny how the time flies Sitting on my sailing boat Sipping off my champaign Suzy baby all at sea Say she want to come again Feeling like a paper cup Blowing down a storm drain Got myself a sailing boat But I can't afford (a cabaret?) CHORUS
She had the way Had the way The way of letting me know She knew the game Called the play Oh she hit me low She said, Now you go your way I'll go mine And that's a start Doctor, doctor Ain't no cure For the pain in my heart CHORUS: Gimme a bullet to bite on Something to chew Gimme a bullet to bite on And I'll make believe I'll make believe it's you Don't need no drink Don't need no drug Don't need no sympathy Sooner or later Send me a bill For what she's doing to me Operator Long distance lips On the telephone Come tomorrow Come to grips With me all alone CHORUS Bullet to bite on
See it on the television every day Hear it on the radio It ain't humid but it sure is hot Down in Mexico The boy is trying to tell me Near enough to the edge (?) Say they've all been there Too late my friend CHORUS: Riff raff Always good for a laugh (ha ha ha) Riff raff Go on, laugh yourself in half (Smile awhile) Now I'm the kind of guy who keeps his big mouth shut Don't bother me Somebody give me one arm up Leave me in misery I've never shot nobody Don't even carry a gun I ain't done nothing wrong I'm just having fun CHORUS
Diamonds and dust Poor man last, rich man first Lambourginis, caviar Dry martinis, Shangri-la I got a burning feeling Deep inside of me It's yearning But I'm going to set it free CHORUS: I'm going in to sin city I'm gonna win in sin city Where the lights are bright Do the town tonight I'm gonna win in sin city (I'm gonna rule you baby) Ladders and snakes Ladders give, snakes take Rich man, poor man, beggarman, thief Ain't got a hope in hell, that's my belief Fingers Freddy, Diamond Jim They're getting ready, look out I'm coming in So spin that wheel, cut that pack And roll those loaded dice Bring on the dancing girls And put the champaign on ice CHORUS
Well I tied my baby to the railroad track Cannonball down the line Giving that woman just a one more chance To give it to me one more time Engineer wishing he was home in bed Dreaming about Casey Jones Wide-eyed woman heading a mile ahead Thinking about broken bones CHORUS: It's her love that I want It's her love that I need It's her love got to have It's her love Heavenly body flying across the sky Superman was out of town Come on honey, gotta change your tune Cause it's a long way down Clark Kent looking for a free ride Thinking about Louise Lane It's a bird, it's a plane, it's - a suicide And that'd be a shame CHORUS But what's next to the moon? Long Arm looking for a fingerprint Trying to find the mystery clue Hitting me with the third degree Working on a thumb screw Alright, officer, I confess Everything's coming back I didn't mean to hurt that woman of mine It was a heart attack CHORUS What's next to the moon
Two faced woman with the two faced lies I hope your two faced living made you satisfied Tell me baby I was your only one While you've been running around town with every mother's son Told your story about the women like you Told your story about the things you do I used to think that you were sugar and spice I should've listened to my mother's advice CHORUS: Kicked in the teeth again Sometimes you lose, sometimes you win Kicked in the teeth again Ain't this misery ever gonna end? And I've been kicked in the teeth Kicked in the teeth again Two faced woman, such a crying shame Don't know nothing, you're all the same You run around, hope you had your fun You never know who's gonna win till the race been run CHORUS