If you're, havin' trouble with the high school head, he's givin' you the blues. You wanna graduate but not in his bed, here's what you gotta' do. Pick up the phone, I'm always home, call me anytime, Just ring 36,24,36, hey! I lead a life of crime,
You never told me where you came from You never told me your name I didn't know if you were legal tender But I spent you just the same I didn't think it could happen to me But I fell in love in the first degree
It was love at first feel (I was touched with too much)
They told me it was disgustin They told me it was a sin They saw me knocking on your front door And they saw me smile when you let me in You and me baby we're all alone Let's get something goin While your mum and dad ain't home
It was love at first feel (Feel good just like I knew it would)
Well I'm ever upper-class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls I've got big balls They're such big balls And they're dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing And my ballroom always full And everybody cums and cums again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire
I've got big balls Oh, I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all
Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night
Oh, we've got big balls We've got big balls We've got big balls Dirty big balls He's got big balls She's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all
Oh, we've got big balls We've got big balls We've got big balls/And I'm just itching to tell you about them Dirty big balls/Oh we had such wonderful fun He's got big balls/Seafood cocktail She's got big balls/Crabs But we've got the biggest balls of them all(crayfish)
i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a right out of controller, i'm a wheeler, i'm dealer i'm a wicked woman stealer, i'm a cruiser, i'm recluse a rockin rollin man i got slicked back hair, skin tight jeans, cadillac car and a tean age dream
i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rockin rollin man
:D Angus Young Solo :D
i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rockin rollin man
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i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rockin rollin man
i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rockin rollin, rockin rollin man
ow! wooo!
wanna jive honey come on spin you round o ya
i'm a rocker, i'm a roller i'm a rocker, look at me roll
Cop this I'm hot, and when I'm not I'm cold as ice Get out of my way Just Step aside Or pay the price
What I want I take What I don't I break And I don't want you With a flick of my knife I can change your life There's nothing you can do
I'm a problem child I'm a problem child, yes I am I'm a problem child And I'm wild
Make my stand No man's land On my own Man in blue It's up to you The seed is sown
What I want I stash What I don't I smash And you're on my list Dead or alive I got a .45 And I never miss
I'm a problem child, hey I'm a problem child I'm a problem child Just runnin' wild
Just watch your step
Every night Street light I drink my booze Some run Some fight But I win they lose What I need I like What I don't I fight And I don't like you Say bye bye While you're still alive Your time is through
Cause I'm a problem child I'm a problem child I'm a problem child I'm a problem child Problem child I'm a problem child Even my mother hates me I'm a problem child I'm a problem child (Problem child, problem child) (Problem child, problem child), you got your problems I got mine (Problem child, problem child) (Problem child, problem child) Problem child I'm a problem child Problem child And I'm running wild I'm a problem child (Problem child, problem child...)
The following is a true story Only the names have been changed To protect the guilty -
Well I left my job in my home town And I headed for the smoke Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand Gonna get to the top Nothing's gonna stop us, no nothing
So if you've got the money, we've got the sound You put it up and we'll put it down If you got the dollar, we got the song Just wanna boogie woogie all night long Yeh boogie
I got holes in my shoes I got holes in my teeth I got holes in my socks I can't get no sleep I'm trying to make a million
And I got patches on the patches On my old blue jeans Well they used to be blue When they used to be new When they used to be clean
But I've got a Momma whose a hummer (and I've gota mama, whose a hummer) Whose keeping me alive ((just) keepin' me alive) While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys (while I'mdoin' drinkin She's working 9 to 5 (with the boys) (She) knows her place that woman
Just you wait - One of these days see me driving round town In my rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down My bottle of booze No summer time blues Shouting out, "Look at me" In my rock 'n' roll voice
Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire Repeat
"Hey hello Howard, how you doin', my next door neighbour?" "Oh yea... Get your fuckin' jumbo jet off my airport"
It's another lonely evening In another lonely town But I ain't too young to worry And I ain't too old to cry When a woman gets me down
Got another empty bottle And another empty bed Ain't too young to admit it No, I'm not too old to lie I'm just another empty head
That's why I'm lonely I'm so lonely But I know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna ride on (Ride on) (Ride on) Standing on the edge of the road (Ride on) Thumb in the air (Ride on) One of these days I'm gonna (Ride on) Change my evil ways Till then I'll just keep riding on
Broke another promise Now I broke another heart But I ain't too young to realize That I ain't too old to try Try to get back to the start
And it's another red light nightmare Ooh, another red light street And I ain't too old to hurry 'Cause I ain't too old to die But I sure am hard to beat
But I'm lonely Lord I'm lonely What am I gonna do?
(Ride on) (Ride on) Got myself a one-way ticket (Ride on) (Ride on) Going the wrong way (Ride on) Gonna change my evil ways (Ride on) One of these days One of these days
Ride on Ride on I'm gonna ride on Ride on, looking for a truck Ride on Ride on, keep on riding Riding on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
(Ride on) (Ride on) Gonna have myself a good time (Ride on) Ooh yeah (Ride on) Yeah, yeah, yeah (Ride on) One of these days (Ride on) One of these days
she said she'd never been..mmm never been touched before she said she never been this far before she said she never like'd mmmm..to be excited she said she allways had had to fight it (and she never won) she said she'd never been never been ball'ed before and i don't think (yeah) she'll ever ball no more (fixed her good) (hey) (Squealer) when i held her hand (Squealer) i made her understand (Squealer) when i kiss'ed her lips (Squealer) sucked herfinger tips (hey) (Squealer) ooo it started getting hot (Squealer) made it hard to stop (Squealer) got to much (Squealer) i think i got a magic touch (owww)
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