[Verse 1] It was friday night And I was feelin' AIIIGHT(Yep) Downtown Atlanta big city bright lights Mixin' Henny wit tha Sprite While I'm drinkin' and drivin' No police lights No police sirens I'm headed to da club lookin' for a freak a couple cheeks Pull up to da spot 26's like BAAAM Eyes on me like BITCH DO YOU SEE EM' Stroke to da frontdo' headed to da VIP Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips Strokin out da room and what do I SEE A nice round butt and a pair of double D's So I cribed up like SHAWTY WHAT'S HAPPNIN' You killin' that dress and I love it wit a passion Then she turned around and her face was AIIIGHT She had a gap tooth and a mean overbite But I was like HMMMMM [Refrain] [T-Pain] If I take one more drink I'm gon' f**kin' YOUUUUUU Is that what you wanna DOOOO shawty If I take one more drink I'm gon' f**kin' YOUUUUUU You TOOOOOO [Verse 2] Woke up the next mornin'and all I can remember Was takin' shots and tippin' a bartender Surrender to da woman That were bringin' me home Cause' she started lookin' better Every shot of patron YEP I jumped up wit a devilish grin Cause' tonight DAMN RIGHTI MIGHT DO IT AGAIN So i called up da homies (Whaddup) Let's ride we can hit the sportsbar Over on the Southside Get a couple of Coronas couple of Limes Went up to da bar saw a couple of dimes So I Slowly walked up an said HII My name is Ludacris and I'mma hell of a guy One said I know who you are I'm your #1 fan And right now was too bad I got a man And I said I understand But where the hell is he at Cause' in a minute if he dont show up MAAAAAAAN [Refrain] [T-Pain] If I take one more drink I'm gon' f**kin' YOUUUUUU Is that what you wanna DOOOO shawty If I take one more drink I'm gon' f**kin' YOUUUUUU You TOOOOOO [Luda] Ay Pain holla at em right quick man [T-Pain] You gon get in trouble with your man giiirl (don't get in trouble girl) Talkin bout how you're my biggest fan giiirl (i know what i'm doin') Now I don't wanna do (pleasee) What if you gon make me do (don't make me do it don't make me dooo it) If I had one more drink [Verse 3] One more drink I'mma get cha Home then I'll split cha Grab the camera phone And take a bunch drunk pictures Cause' Hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of buddha Equals you mixed with a whole bunch of Luda And you know how far one drink could go Start slurrin' my speech slowin' up da FLOOW Hikin' up these skirts Climbin' up your shirt It's Mr Latenight Luda and I like to flirt So guess what BABYGIIIIIIRL [Refrain] [T-Pain] If I take one more drink I'm gon' f**kin' YOUUUUUU (just one book) Is that what you wanna DOOOO shawty (that's all it gon take) If I take one more drink I'm gon'f**kin' YOUUUUUU (WHO ELSE T-PAIN) You TOOOOOO [Luda talks] You hear what i'm sayin' People to picky these daysDAMN IT Too tall too short too fat too skinny Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating This is been a Luda Service Announcement Deuces HAHAHA
