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mommy, don't leave me alone with the babysitter, mommy!
hello, dear, there's some popcorn in here there's soda and ice cream, but don't touch the beer okay, sure, i'll be alright don't worry, i won't have a party tonight good, hon, now that's just fine we'll be back at a quarter to nine yes, ma'm and i'll see ya later don't worry, i'll be on my best behavior are they gone yet? have the driven away? am i free yet? is it time to play? take the tab, stick it on my tongue this crummy job will be some fun lord, i hope they never come back ok, kid, jump on the oven rack you wanna know how the baby is? don't worry, she's almost done hello, what do you mean she's almost done? don't worry she's almost done! walls are melting, what's that funny smell? this lucky girl is going to hell babysitters on acid babysitters on acid babysitters on acid babysitters on acid every town in the usa oh my gracious oh my soul, where's my baby? oh no! well, i dont know, i'm trippin check the kitchen, you'll find her maybe what do you mean, bitch? what are you saying? i'm not leavin without gettin paid why don't you go take a look oh my god my baby's cooked! oh! walls are melting what's that funny smell? this lucky girl is going to hell babysitters on acid babysitters on acid babysitters on acid babysitters on acid every town in the usa |
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from Lunachicks - Babysitters On Acid (2005)
I dont claim to ride a bike
with long black hair to show my might I dont follow the latest styles they make me throw up bright green bile I dont have to shave my head or walk around and beg for bread I dont have big ears that stick out or act like my parents threw me out! Dont parade around town or shoot up gloo that gets me down I dont have lots of holes in my arm and have'nt used up all my charms, dont go to clubs 'cause I think its cool, and hang out with all the fools so glad. oh so glad I'm not you I dont sit in a highrise office and think about how much money I make I dont have a greasy toupe or walk around with hair thats fake dont have pearls, or cars or furs only cowboy boots, no spurs no silk sheets apon my bed glad I'm not you, I'd rather be dead! I have acid wash, but no poodle hair thats why I shot you that ugly stare no high heels with jeans and socks I rather have a bagel, hold the lox no tan in the middle of winter I'd rather have a ten foot splinter *Chorus* |
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from Lunachicks - Babysitters On Acid (2005)
I am Jan Brady,
and you must believe that or forever perish in your doubt I am the soul embodiment of Jan, and I exist to serve the Brady alter for I have become one with another soul, and I have no need for others! * Chorus* Jan Brady has returned took over my soul and body then the hairstyle flew up all by itself never to be changed I am Jan, Jan I am I like to eat green eggs and ham so now you must believe and worship me or else a lost soul you will be I pick up my lunch from Alice our house keeper I go to school with my Brady brothers we live in the same house but we come from different mothers! *Chorus* I know I cracked the family picture with my bike I was'nt wearing my glasses but I fixed everything with a bat of my eye lashes with my wig, I'll be a smash polyester plaid bell bottoms, I ain't no TRASH!!!! *Chorus* |
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from Lunachicks - Babysitters On Acid (2005)
I'm makin it with other species
lickin up thier little feces a german shepard, a big strong leopard they do it better than any man can! *Chorus* Makin it with other species Makin it with other species Makin it with other species Makin it with other species china was, monkeys too, salamanda's stick like glue, a big cow or just a horse and a little duck of course little chicken, big fat hen all the tigers in the den a porqupine is kinda kinky gerbils can be pretty stinky any animal any size I love then all you gotta realize don't talk back even if they explode. *Chorus* little hamster you feel so fine your soft fur Is just sublime I'm makin it with other species |
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from Lunachicks - Babysitters On Acid (2005)
Eigth long arms to hold your love real tight
I'll hug you and sqeeze you, make you feel alright since you and me were meant to be my eight will be fine I'll hold you in my arms please let me know that your mine Octopussy the monster of love Oh, I love you baby you're my sea turtle dove Oct Oct Octopussy If you say your mine I'll take you down for some lovin" show you where its at inside my octopussy coven Oct Oct Octopussy with the sea anemones you will there with me underneath the coral reef hidden by my pussy sheath deep below the fishes lay in the seaweed we will play my eight all around you I'm so gald my tentacles found you! Oct Oct Octopussy If eight ain't good enough I'll try to give you some more your love will be oozing out to hit the deep sea green floor I'm giving you your every inch and even my soul so lets climb up together on the sunkin ships pole I'll take you to the deep dark blue my love 8 x ias allways true I'm the monster & you're the love my eight arms fit you, like a glove |
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from Lunachicks - Babysitters On Acid (2005)
Veins, scream for more needles
your a whore, do anything to get one in to feel the warmth of this deadly pin to be sick is pergatory when your numb, your numb in all your glory the pain would make you cease to exist for peace of mind, you can't resist anything to make it stop the pains too great for you gotta cop someday aids will atke your being but to the needle you keep on fleeing can't feel bad, wont give ya pity "cause you chose a life thats shitty! *Chorus* Pin Eye Woman just one more fix Pin Eye Woman, stop your turning trix! you gotta have it your sickly treat you'll even sell your ass on the street the first prick brings you sanity your Pin Eye Woman vanity floating high above your bones think your as cool as the Rolling Stones!?! |
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from Lunachicks - Babysitters On Acid (2005)
I was sitting in my window
and It was cold outside I was sitting in my window when I saw you on the street I was gonna kill you 'cause you made me mad 'cause there was anger raging through my soul! so, I got my knife I was gonna kill you I was gonna follow you for blocks! 'cause I tracked you and I stabbed you and I hurt you and I killed you you were gonna die, you were gonna cry I was gonna laugh feel so good inside! blood that fills the golden bowl ! so, I tracked you inot the alleyway I stabbed your back ripped your heart right out of your chest I throw it on the ground and watch it squish It squishes then I smear your blood all over my face put your veins and arteries all over my face make a necklace out of them! YEAH! with each stab, more life I take I know this death is no mistake the flesh and bones which now grow bare I will not leave a breath to spare nno remorse, no mistakes this life of yours is mine to take the deed is done my sin is fun your blood I drink, to make us one! I touch your corpse one more time my love for evil is no crime my bones will rot for eternity red death, last breath |
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from Lunachicks - Drop Dead Live (2005)
Why must I stand on my toes?
Perfect smile and skin tight clothes Cinched waist, no cunt to piss with A stamp on my ass Little girls worship me, And that'll never come to pass But at last.... I'm turning over a new loaf I'm eating dry toast I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet, I have cellulite Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging What if I had a mastectomy? Would they buy a one titted barbie? With wiskers, clogged up pores You know they'd take me out of the stores Kids don't like me, moms are mad, I'm going off the market cause I look so sad. Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging Female pattern baldness befell Barbie wigs so no one can tell A barbie with age spots, well I never vericose veins would sure be clever "Pluck my eyebrows", Barbie today Shave my toes and back today Imagine if my eyes were crossed Or if my hair was grey and course With a sneer on my face And a stain in my panties A hairy crotch, an extra nipple! I'm turning over a new loaf I'm eating dry toast I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet I have cellulite Crying tears of Crisco grease Was I a beauty? Am I a beast? Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging |
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from Lunachicks - Drop Dead Live (2005)
I like face
I like your eyes I love your skin I like your thighs I like your teeth I like your ears I like your feet I think they're neat! There's one problem I can see as I stare at your underwear I see something lodged up there Pokin' though your underwear! Butt plug! I see your Butt plug! I kiss/lick your Butt plug! I like/taste your Butt plug! I like it! Butt plug! I need it! Butt plug! I want it! I love you! |
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from Lunachicks - Drop Dead Live (2005)
All that i wanted was to get away for a while
I got a cheap flight and I was good to go Less than an hour in the air I felt it deep inside I felt the earth come closer and closed my eyes I can't look I'm falling I'm falling I'm falling And there's no one to catch me I'm falling (I'm calling) I'm falling (I'm calling) I'm falling (I'm calling) No one's gonna catch me! What did I do to deserve this? Sysuphus pushed a rock What's in the store for me? What did I do to deserve this? At the gates of hell What's waiting for me? All I wanted was to get away Stuck in the mud now until my last breath When I left the house this morning I wasn't thinkin 'bout death My eyes are stuck together caked with the mud My lungs are slowly filling with leaves and thwigs and bugs And I'm sinking I'm sinking And there's no way out I'm sinking (I'm slippin) I'm sinking (I'm slippin) I'm sinking (I'm slippin) No one's gonna get me out! What did I do to deserve this? Sysuphus pushed a rock What's in the store for me? What did I do to deserve this? At the gates of hell What's waiting for me? All I wanted was to get away What did i do? What did i do? What did i do? All I wanted was to get away! |
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from Lunachicks - Drop Dead Live (2005)
The first day that I saw you
I thought you were so fine I thought that you could be, that you could be the one I took me week and weeks To get the nerves to talk to you I had such very high hopes That you could bethe one You think that you are hot stuff Think that you?e pretty cool But in my deck of cards now You play the fool! And when I look back on it On all the wasted time I spent just thinkin about you And wishin you were mine I had the fever but the fever is gone I don? want you anymore Tryin to shake you but you?e holdin on I don? want you anymore Thought you?e right but you?e Mr. Wrong I don? want you anymore Sad but true I磎 over you! I don? want you anymore I had such ver high hopes That you could be the butter for my toast Well in my mind You were red hot But it turned into a long shot! Because I guess in time Well I just changed my mind Becaue I guess inside Well I just changed my mind! Started off but didn? last long I don? want you anymore Tryin to shake you but you?e holdin on I don? want you anymore Thought you?e right but you?e Mr. Wrong I don? want you anymore Sad but true I磎 over you! I don? want you anymore I don? want you, don? want you anymore! I don? want you, don? want you anymore! I don? want you, don? want you anymore! I don? want you, don? want you anymore! |
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from Lunachicks - Drop Dead Live (2005)
Walk in front of a car, at the mall
Trip and fall in the hall. Smash your head against the wall You want to die I can see it in your eyes Rob a bank, tip the boat, sell yourself, Brake the law. I like you better, when you're deader. Don't you fuck with us. We will follow you onto the bus Fart right in your face And look out because Should've worn Tussy like your mama said, Then maybe you wouldn't be dead, We can be worster! Drop dead! Drop! Get eat by a lion at the zoo Fuck a skanky ho or two Burn your socks, dread your locks, Wear a shmock, ham your hocks. You want to die I can see it in your eyes Pull the plug, pop a pill, kill yourself, You know you will. I like you better, when you're deader. Don't you fuck with us. We will follow you onto the bus Fart right in your face And look out because Should've worn Tussy like your mama said, Then maybe you wouldn't be dead, We can be worster! Drop dead! Ole! I'm fine, me too, we're fine and how are you?! I'm fine, me too, we're fine and how are you?! I like you better, when you're deader. Shoulda worn Tussy like your mama said, Then maybe you wouldn't be dead, We think that you should drop dead. |
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from Lunachicks - Drop Dead Live (2005)
Walk in front of a car, at the mall
Trip and fall in the hall. Smash your head against the wall You want to die I can see it in your eyes Rob a bank, tip the boat, sell yourself, Brake the law. I like you better, when you're deader. Don't you fuck with us. We will follow you onto the bus Fart right in your face And look out because Should've worn Tussy like your mama said, Then maybe you wouldn't be dead, We can be worster! Drop dead! Drop! Get eat by a lion at the zoo Fuck a skanky ho or two Burn your socks, dread your locks, Wear a shmock, ham your hocks. You want to die I can see it in your eyes Pull the plug, pop a pill, kill yourself, You know you will. I like you better, when you're deader. Don't you fuck with us. We will follow you onto the bus Fart right in your face And look out because Should've worn Tussy like your mama said, Then maybe you wouldn't be dead, We can be worster! Drop dead! Ole! I'm fine, me too, we're fine and how are you?! I'm fine, me too, we're fine and how are you?! I like you better, when you're deader. Shoulda worn Tussy like your mama said, Then maybe you wouldn't be dead, We think that you should drop dead. |
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from Lunachicks - Drop Dead Live (2005)
I see you down there
With your balding hair And I wanna touch the spot I dont care what used to be there I just wanna touch your spot I got some plastic drawers Ans here there are no laws A tickle with a feather In hot shorts made of pleather I got a fetish for it And I just cant describe it It gives me such a rush, makes me wanna blush I pick it, I pluck it, I touch it and then, ooooh... A tickle with a feather, In hot shorts made of pleather Heels and slippers make me quiver Shake, Shake, Shake Cakes and muffins and cookies too And pies in the face Toys and boys and rings and things Shake and bake and everything Cum and shit and furniture And public bathrooms, thats for sure Smelly socks and underwear Eye snots and pubic hair Crooked teeth and sexy arms Elvis, dice and Lucky Charms I see your hiney, its big and shiny You better hide it before i bite it! To make you understand, Well you just gotta try it! |
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from Lunachicks - Drop Dead Live (2005)
My first kiss was- underwater
I liked to have it- underwater Four years old and- underwater I waited for it- underwater I think about it when Im alone, I wanna go Kissin when im at home, why dont you Just kiss me! Its just a kiss, Its just a kiss Gave up kissin- out of water Gave to punchin- out of water Bloody knuckles- out of water Gone kissin- out of water Kisses turned to punches instead They threw footballs at my head, Why dont You just kiss me! Its just a kiss, Its just a kiss! 1st base, 2nd base, all the way home, I cant go kissin alone! Back to kissin- underwater I wanna kiss you- underwater Gonna drown me- underwater Gone kissin- underwater I think about it when Im alone I wanna go kissin when Im at home Why dont you just kiss me! Its just a kiss, its just a kiss! 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, FUCK! |
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from Lunachicks - Drop Dead Live (2005)
She can dance
She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your nose! She can dance She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your nose! With a hammer and nails Or lipstick and tails She is Woman! She can dance She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your nose! With a hammer and nails Or lipstick and tails She is Woman! She can dance She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your... |
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from Lunachicks - Drop Dead Live (2005)
Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts,
I'm havin a spritzer, and I can see the moon, My gauchos feel good, I'm havin some Brunch, but this question keep comin' up! IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON SPORK! SPORK! SPORK! I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog I look up at the sun, as I chew on some gum, But this question keeps plaugin' us! IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON SPORK! SPORK! SPORK! I hear that lunch bell ringin'! |
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from Lunachicks - Drop Dead Live (2005)
The day Squid's gerbil died, he was D.O.A.
Don't do it! No! Doggy's not supposed to chase Him around at all Squid put the dog gate up So he couldn't get to the third floor But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil All around, chased him in circles, from noon until four Don't do it! No! She had to take care of him during Spring vacation, Came in from playing one day And he was dead on location A gerbil stiff as a board Staring blankly at the world Now he wont play on his Wheel anymore Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting, Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging, No Means No Means No! *The day Squid's gerbil died, he was D.O.A. The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried Don't do it! No! A little later on in life came a gerbil couple They got together, had some babies but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off Squid came too late to pull him off More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot *repeat No! No! No! You're a bad bad dog And I told you not to do it And I told you not to go Now you're choking on a bone! |
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from Lunachicks - Drop Dead Live (2005)
I am the passenger and I ride and I ride
I ride through the city's backsides I see the stars come out of the sky Yeah the bright and hollow sky You know it looks so good tonight I am the passenger I stay under glass I look through my window so bright I see the stars come out tonight singing la la la la lalalala la la la la lalalala la la We get into the car We'll be the passenger We'll ride through the city tonight We'll see the city's ripped backside We'll see the bright and hollow sky We'll see the stars that shine so bright You know it looks so good tonight singing la la la la lalalala la la la la lalalala la la Oh the passenger Oh how he rides Oh the passenger He rides and he rides He looks through his window What does he see? He sees the bright and hollow sky He sees the stars come out tonight He sees the city's ripped backsides And everything was made for you and me So let's take a ride And see what's mine singing la la la la lalalala la la la la lalalala la la la la lalalala la la |
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from Lunachicks - Drop Dead Live (2005)
She looks like a boy
But she's really a girl Kick your ass Make your straight hair curl She got the soya beancurd And won't give it up for free So don't mess with her factory! Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! Better run for cover when she stays in sight Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! She's the one who's gonna win the fight! She light you on fire when she's flyin through the air Fights with sticks and swords and her hands all bare She'll kick your ass cuz she has no fear Wing Chung! She's always the winner Wing Chung! She'll make a tofu dinner Wing Chung! She may be mean Wing Chung! She's a Kung Fu queen! Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! Better run for cover when she stays in sight Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! She's the one who's gonna win the fight! There's a big show down between her and the guys She chops with her arms head lockd with her thights You may be worried but to your suprise She swats them out like annoying little flies Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! Better run for cover when she stays in sight Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! She's the one who's gonna win the fight! |
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Yeah
If you wanna watch a movie And eat some popcorn I'll say yeah If you wanna go for a ride I love to go real fast, oh I like it sour I like it sweet I like it hot I like it cold I like it new I like it old I like it inside I like it in the street And if you just wanna hang out And if you wanna dance inside And if you wanna do something Or if you wanna do nothing And if you wanna be happy And if you wanna just say yeah If you wanna eat some candy Well I got plenty right here, yeah |
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from Lunachicks - Pretty Ugly (2005)
The first day that I saw you
I thought you were so fine I thought that you could be, that you could be the one I took me week and weeks To get the nerves to talk to you I had such very high hopes That you could bethe one You think that you are hot stuff Think that you?e pretty cool But in my deck of cards now You play the fool! And when I look back on it On all the wasted time I spent just thinkin about you And wishin you were mine I had the fever but the fever is gone I don? want you anymore Tryin to shake you but you?e holdin on I don? want you anymore Thought you?e right but you?e Mr. Wrong I don? want you anymore Sad but true I磎 over you! I don? want you anymore I had such ver high hopes That you could be the butter for my toast Well in my mind You were red hot But it turned into a long shot! Because I guess in time Well I just changed my mind Becaue I guess inside Well I just changed my mind! Started off but didn? last long I don? want you anymore Tryin to shake you but you?e holdin on I don? want you anymore Thought you?e right but you?e Mr. Wrong I don? want you anymore Sad but true I磎 over you! I don? want you anymore I don? want you, don? want you anymore! I don? want you, don? want you anymore! I don? want you, don? want you anymore! I don? want you, don? want you anymore! |
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from Lunachicks - Pretty Ugly (2005)
My first kiss was- underwater
I liked to have it- underwater Four years old and- underwater I waited for it- underwater I think about it when Im alone, I wanna go Kissin when im at home, why dont you Just kiss me! Its just a kiss, Its just a kiss Gave up kissin- out of water Gave to punchin- out of water Bloody knuckles- out of water Gone kissin- out of water Kisses turned to punches instead They threw footballs at my head, Why dont You just kiss me! Its just a kiss, Its just a kiss! 1st base, 2nd base, all the way home, I cant go kissin alone! Back to kissin- underwater I wanna kiss you- underwater Gonna drown me- underwater Gone kissin- underwater I think about it when Im alone I wanna go kissin when Im at home Why dont you just kiss me! Its just a kiss, its just a kiss! 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, FUCK! |
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from Lunachicks - Pretty Ugly (2005)
Well, I got caught in traffic
And it made me miss my flight My flight! And they aren? gonna have another one Till tomorrow night! That? right! I磎 runnin for the train cuz I磎 late for work again! Oh no! And the door slam shut just before I can get in! I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! (Born too late!) Because I missed it! (Born too late!) Because I missed it! (Born too late!) Because I missed it! I was born too late so I never got to see Jimmy Hendrix! He? dead! I was born too late so I never got to meet Sid Vicious! He? dead! I was born too late so I never got to see Ziggy Sardust! Oh no! I was born too late so I never got to see T-Rex! I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! (Born too late!) Because I missed it! (Born too late!) Because I missed it! (Born too late!) Because I missed it! I missed a ride I missed a plane I missed a light I missed a train Missed my sister Missed my period Missed my mother Missed my father Missed my boyfriend Missed my girlfriend I missed my missed my period! Because I missed it missed it! Because I missed it missed it! Missed it! Missed it! Missed it! Missed it! Missed it! Missed it! Missed it! Born too late! Born too late! |
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Mmm...Donuts
Boston Cream Sprinkles Gimme a dozen Ummm Donuts Crullers Chocolate Mmm...Donuts |
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from Lunachicks - Pretty Ugly (2005)
My brown eye's blue from so much lovin'
I'm getting another lovin' oven One that makes me feel more like the woman trapped so long inside My body hair has been removed but I sure have some muscly thighs The hormones soften up my voice Goin' all the way, I've made the choice Kick off my boots, put on some heels, now I'm truely me Power my nose, pull on some hose, I'm feelin' free My lipstick's on, brows penciled on, I am so pretty And even though I'll never bleed that's okay with me I'm more than a woman, more than a man I feel larger than life you must understand When I was a little boy Malibu Barbie was my favorite toy Now there is just no mistaking I'm a woman just awaking I feel alive, I new rebirth, it cost a lot but I think it's worth it Took many years to have this done, now once a day I touch my breast, put on a bra, daytime lingerie Walk down the street in summer's heat, strutting to and fro I'm in a dress, no need to tuck, I'm finally free I strut my stuff all down the street, now I'm truely me I whistle as the boys go by, I'm feelin' free I check my face a grip my mace, they won't dare hurt me I'm feelin' right go out tonight, and that's okay with me Mr. Lady... |
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from Lunachicks - Pretty Ugly (2005)
Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts,
I'm havin a spritzer, and I can see the moon, My gauchos feel good, I'm havin some Brunch, but this question keep comin' up! IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON SPORK! SPORK! SPORK! I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog I look up at the sun, as I chew on some gum, But this question keeps plaugin' us! IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON SPORK! SPORK! SPORK! I hear that lunch bell ringin'! |
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from Lunachicks - Pretty Ugly (2005)
Baby? never gonna grow up
All he can do is throw up Only crawls, he can? walk Never gonna lern to talk Cattleprod him, kept him small he won? stand up t all Rub his legs they won? go bad Momma? gettin mad Never gonna Grow up at all Never gonna Grow up at all Never gonna Grow up at all No! Baby? such a big boy To his sister he? a big toy One crawls into his crib She pulled off his bib Babs worker? just as wacked The whole scene there is fuckin cracked Tries to make him toss his ball All he can do is crawl Never gonna Grow up at all Never gonna Grow up at all Never gonna Grow up at all No! He has a pathetic cry at the age of 35 His adulthood has been hog tied All he??l ever do is cry He sucks a sister? tit And his mamma puts an end of it Alba keeps him in his pen His nightmare never ends Never gonna Grow up at all Never gonna Grow up at all Never gonna Grow up at all No! |
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from Lunachicks - Pretty Ugly (2005)
The day Squid's gerbil died, he was D.O.A.
Don't do it! No! Doggy's not supposed to chase Him around at all Squid put the dog gate up So he couldn't get to the third floor But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil All around, chased him in circles, from noon until four Don't do it! No! She had to take care of him during Spring vacation, Came in from playing one day And he was dead on location A gerbil stiff as a board Staring blankly at the world Now he wont play on his Wheel anymore Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting, Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging, No Means No Means No! *The day Squid's gerbil died, he was D.O.A. The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried Don't do it! No! A little later on in life came a gerbil couple They got together, had some babies but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off Squid came too late to pull him off More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot *repeat No! No! No! You're a bad bad dog And I told you not to do it And I told you not to go Now you're choking on a bone! |
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from Lunachicks - Pretty Ugly (2005)
With all you got, you're throwin it away
Even if you have it all someone else has more Even if you got a car crash it into a wall Even if you got a rainbow throw away the pot of gold Even if your eyes are open you just don't see the light With all you got, you're thrownin it away Even if you got what you want you'll say you wanted more Even if you sleep on diamonds roll over onto coal Even if you smell the roses you just take home the thorns Even if your skies are clear you just bring in the clouds Can't hold on for one more day With all that you got, you're throwing it away Even if you think you're god, You're nailed to a cross Even if your bike is found Complain that you are lost Even if I love you more Turn it into disdain Even if the sun is shining Its pouring acid rain Can't hold on for one more day With all that you got, you're throwin it away |
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from Lunachicks - Pretty Ugly (2005)
She took care of him
And all the children She always fed him The children and the grandchildren She came last He came first She was strong and he fell weak He was hooked up to a life prolonging machine And he promised to wear a toto and some toe shoes Now I磎 picture him strong and dancing And she slowly loses hearing But all she has is family And all that matters is the family tree What? left? When you?e done it all What left? When you?e seen it all Always watched the women be strong Take care of everyone Always watched the women be strong Take care of everyone And now he? dancing And now he? dancing And now he? dancing And now he? dancing Now he? gone with the cats and dogs and turtles And gerbils buried in the backyard He took the trees from her She watches TV Drinks her scotch and has ice cream for dinner And now he? dancing But all she has is family And all that matters is the family tree What? left? When you?e done it all What left? When you?e seen it all Always watched the women be strong Take care of everyone Always watched the women be strong Take care of everyone And now he? dancing And now he? dancing And now he? dancing And now he? dancing What? left? And now he? dancing What? left? And now he? dancing What? left? And now he? dancing What? left? And now he? dancing What? left? And now he? dancing What? left? |
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from Lunachicks - Pretty Ugly (2005)
She looks like a boy
But she's really a girl Kick your ass Make your straight hair curl She got the soya beancurd And won't give it up for free So don't mess with her factory! Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! Better run for cover when she stays in sight Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! She's the one who's gonna win the fight! She light you on fire when she's flyin through the air Fights with sticks and swords and her hands all bare She'll kick your ass cuz she has no fear Wing Chung! She's always the winner Wing Chung! She'll make a tofu dinner Wing Chung! She may be mean Wing Chung! She's a Kung Fu queen! Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! Better run for cover when she stays in sight Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! She's the one who's gonna win the fight! There's a big show down between her and the guys She chops with her arms head lockd with her thights You may be worried but to your suprise She swats them out like annoying little flies Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! Better run for cover when she stays in sight Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! She's the one who's gonna win the fight! |
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from Lunachicks - Pretty Ugly (2005)
Yeah
If you wanna watch a movie And eat some popcorn I'll say yeah If you wanna go for a ride I love to go real fast, oh I like it sour I like it sweet I like it hot I like it cold I like it new I like it old I like it inside I like it in the street And if you just wanna hang out And if you wanna dance inside And if you wanna do something Or if you wanna do nothing And if you wanna be happy And if you wanna just say yeah If you wanna eat some candy Well I got plenty right here, yeah |
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from Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (2005)
Where alley cats creep in the night
And shaddows slink 'round traffic lights She cracks her knuckles Well man and beast all run in shame But they only have themselves to blame Her strength finesse and beauty run together Hoof and hand! Her six-pack stomach and fists of burning fire She's every man and woman, dog and cat burnin desire! She's big and bad and she's not afraid to show it She'll take you down like muthafuckin bullet oh yeah! She'll slice you, dice you fillet and spice you And don't think that she won't do it oh yeah! Cuz she's bad and she ain't no fool for you She's bad - bad ass! She will cut you into threads Fuck your ass up until you're dead With her six-Inch heels Right between the eyes! If looks could kill we'd all be dead She'll kill you with her hands instead While you're drooling at her clevage Oops! Now you're blind! Her six-pack stomach and eyes all of fire She'll crush you make you blush and set you on fire! She's big and bad and she's not afraid to show it She'll take you down like muthafuckin bullet oh yeah! She'll slice you, dice you fillet and spice you And don't think that she won't do it oh yeah! Cuz she's bad and she ain't no fool for you She's bad - bad ass! |
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from Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (2005)
All that i wanted was to get away for a while
I got a cheap flight and I was good to go Less than an hour in the air I felt it deep inside I felt the earth come closer and closed my eyes I can't look I'm falling I'm falling I'm falling And there's no one to catch me I'm falling (I'm calling) I'm falling (I'm calling) I'm falling (I'm calling) No one's gonna catch me! What did I do to deserve this? Sysuphus pushed a rock What's in the store for me? What did I do to deserve this? At the gates of hell What's waiting for me? All I wanted was to get away Stuck in the mud now until my last breath When I left the house this morning I wasn't thinkin 'bout death My eyes are stuck together caked with the mud My lungs are slowly filling with leaves and thwigs and bugs And I'm sinking I'm sinking And there's no way out I'm sinking (I'm slippin) I'm sinking (I'm slippin) I'm sinking (I'm slippin) No one's gonna get me out! What did I do to deserve this? Sysuphus pushed a rock What's in the store for me? What did I do to deserve this? At the gates of hell What's waiting for me? All I wanted was to get away What did i do? What did i do? What did i do? All I wanted was to get away! |
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from Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (2005)
Down at the pub
And I'm gettin really pissed Down at the pub And I'm beatin on my miss Down at the pub And I'm feelin alright Down at the pub Gonna be there all night! Down at the pub Down at the pub Down at the pub Down at the pub If I'm not at the bar then I'll be in the lu Where I'm shaggin' up a boiler with a nickle bag or two Gonna take her on home for tea at my flat Gonna shake her all night cuz that's where it's at! Down at the pub Down at the pub Down at the pub Down at the pub Down at the pub Down at the pub Down at the pub Down at the pub Down at the pub Down at the pub Down at the pub Down at the pub |
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from Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (2005)
Never wanted to live like this
Never understood why All my lfe nothing ever worked out Think I lived a lie Told him not to touch me again Said I was a liar Said I never did anything wrong But I knew that everything was wrong Now I磎 lying on a cot Staring at three walls The bars that separate me and the world Melt away the scars Can? see why I should stay On this earth too long Noww I take off my bra And I sing this song Cross my heart and hope to die Can? go on I tell you why 18 hours too late for me Now I hope to die with the 36C Now I tell you why I was stopped for a speeding ticket I was so embarrassed i was a happy homeworker in my sheltered world All the shame forced me to kill and join the other girls Jane Russel and Marilyn will greet me Won? mistreat me! So I had to wrap the straps around his neck his neck his neck Underwires get tighter and tighter As his eyes get wider and wider You wouldn? like me when I磎 You wouldn? like me when I磎 You wouldn? like me when I磎 angry! Cross my heart and hope to die Can? go on I tell you why 18 hours too late for me Now I hope to die with the 36C |
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from Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (2005)
I'll stare in the sun too long
And burn my eyes out I'll hold my hand on the store And melt my flesh off Dare me to jump and I'll be the first Can't push me too far cuz I'm always the worst! I'll be the one who's actually dumb I'll be the one to do the things that no one's done I'll be the first one to take the dare Cuz I'm number 1! I'm not scared! I'll shave my nose off I'll chop my baby toe off I'll tattoo my eyes from the inside So I can see it! I'll pierce my colon So my shit comes out like Play Dough I'll knock my tooth out I'll slice my ear lobe! I'll be the one who's actually dumb I'll be the one to do the things that no one's done I'll be the first one to take the dare Cuz I'm number 1! I'm not scared! You can't stop me You can't shock me I'm too crazy! Cuz I'd tatto my head I'd chop off my leg And don't think I won't fucking do it! I'll be the one who's actually dumb I'll be the one to do the things that no one's done I'll be the first one to take the dare Cuz I'm number 1! I'm not scared! |
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from Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (2005)
Don't wanna hear it
Don't wanna hear it Don't wanna hear it No no no no! Don't wanna hear it Don't wanna hear it Don't wanna hear it No no no no! We had enough We can see If you had listened You might have had one more chance! Can't take it back now Can't take it back now Can't take it back now No no no no So watch your back now So watch your back now So watch your back now Now now now now We don't care What you say It's too late now You should have thought before you spoke! You had no rhyme or reason To show us any disrespect If you had any self-control We might not be in this mess! |
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from Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (2005)
Miss Demeanor on the stage, a miss hap-oh i implore you
It's no miss tery I dont wanna know you But Miss America I can't ignore you You can't wipe out all our progress with your little cotton ball Slice and dice your face to perfection Slip up a word and down you fall Teeth are capped, lipo-sucked Hair is set and nose is contoured. Tummy's tucked and boobs are lifted, Uncross your legs and your pantyhose shifted Am I smilin enough? Am I smilin too much? Am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? Hi, how are you, how high are you Less Teeth and More Tits It's never enough You'll never be good enough You got Less Teeth & More Tits What a bunch of hipocrits tryin to change the world Bonded tooth smiles travel so many miles How you gonna change the world? I wanna see something else I wanna see something else You put the X-tra in ordinary You add the minus to the plus size You put the blues into my brown eye You put the "turd" into saturday You can't wipe out all our progress with your little cotton ball Slice and dice your ass to perfection Slip up a word and down you fall Am I smilin enough? Am I smilin too much? Am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch? Hi, how are you, how high are you Less Teeth and More Tits Its never enough You'll never be good enough You got Less Teeth & More Tits What a bunch of hipocrits tryin to change the world Bonded tooth smiles travel so many miles Whatcha gonna do now? Something different and meaningful That makes your smiles not seem so evil When that crown falls off your head Will you still feel better off dead? I wanna see something else Why won't you show me something else? |
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from Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (2005)
Can you belive it?
How fucked up! Bruised knee Shit outta luck Life sucks My VCR broke I'm all outta coffee You're all outta smokes! Isn't it hard when you're spoiled rotten? Got another luxury problem problem! Got a roof over my head I got a bathtub and a bed Yet my life is on the brink Yeah my life fucking stinks and Too many friends too many Phone calls, every one wants me Is my biggest downfall Isn? it hard when you're spoiled rotten? Got another luxury problem problem! Got a pimple and a dimple I'm sick of my clothes and I tipped on a ruty nail and fell right on my noes Can? look on the bright side it stinks! Even though I'm alright I like to sit and pitty myself because it hurts Isn? it hard when you're spoiled rotten? Got another luxury problem problem! What do you do when they're all after you? What can you say? Your life is shit today! You drop the ball and you feel small! You idols idolize you, all you friends despise you Your life is shit, cuz you're living it! Luxury (problem) Luxury (problem) Luxury (problem) Luxury (problem) Luxury (problem) Problem! |
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from Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (2005)
Get in!
Let? go! We?e still got such a long way to go We got a 10 hour drive And a half tank of gas We got seven people stuffed In the back of the van We wonder why we do it Well it? just cuz we haven? got a better plan What can you do When you got nothing to lose? I磎 tellin you I do what I wanna do I always knew I won? stop until I磎 through! I give What do I get? Well I guess I really don? know yet We?e seen every floor Of every motel 6 We got dirty clothes and lost guitars And we?e all sick It? a small price to pay And we pay it every single day What can you do When you got nothing to lose? I磎 tellin you I do what I wanna do I always knew I won? stop until I磎 through! Pack my bags into the van Write set lists put make up on Now it? time to get what? comin to me, me, me! No more workin for the man Quit my job and grabbed my wig Hit the stage and rip this town And I磎 gone, gone, gone Go! What can you do When you got nothing to lose? I磎 tellin you I won? stop until Im through I磎 tellin you I do what I wanna do I always knew I can? stop until I磎 through! |
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from Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (2005)
I'm not so I don't
I can't so I won't I could but I shouldn't But I can't so I wouldn't I might but I can't I've got so I don't I would but I shouldn't But I'm not so sure I couldn't Say what you mean Mean what you say Say what you mean Don't say it mean Say what you say what you say what you mean! I can't go on like this I didn't understand a word you said You didn't mean to not to But you didn't cuz you couldn't But you wouldn't if you couldn't And you might but you wouldn't Say what you mean Mean what you say Say what you mean Don't say it mean Say what you say what you say what you mean! For today will soon be yesterday Tomorrow will be today And I'm waiting every day For you to... Say what you mean Mean what you say Say what you mean Don't say it mean Say what you say what you say what you mean! Won't you say what you mean? Will you mean what you say? You try to tell me but I don't quite understand What you think how you feel where you stand You open up your mouth and then you start to quit Why don't you just come out and say it!?! Say what you mean Mean what you say Say what you mean Don't say it mean Say what you say what you say what you mean! |
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from Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (2005)
I hate the way you talk
I hate the way you say you hate the ways that I say I hate you I hate it when you speak You?e talking down to all the world again And you think it? cool I hate your fucking face You look ugly in this space I hate your freakin out I hate you! I hate your attitude Your pointing fingers in my face You know I really find it rude! I hate the way you think That it? okay for you to feed me your poison Didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didn? I didin? I already say I磎 gonna shut you out Didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I already say I磎 gonna shut you out Didn? I already say How many times have I got to say I磎 gonna shut you off Didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I already say I磎 gonna shut you out Didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I already say I磎 gonna shut you out Shut you off! Shut you out I hate the way you judge I see the hateful affliction in your eyes I hate the way you preach To all the world with your self-inflected lies I hate your fuckin house I hate that space beween your brain and mouth I hate you Didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I already say I磎 gonna shut you out Didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I already say I磎 gonna shut you out Didn? I already say How many times have I got to say I磎 gonna shut you off Didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I already say I磎 gonna shut you off Didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I didin? I already say I磎 gonna shut you off Shut you out! Shut you off |
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from Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (2005)
I wonder what goes on
I wonder what I? find Behind all the eyes behind all the eyes I wonder who lives there Beyond the walls of lies I see the hurt and the drain I see the lost and the gain Then I wonder what they all do (I wasn? listening to you) When they go home (I wasn? hearing a word of it!) Where are they goin to? Are they going blind? (I was stone I was shot) Well I don? know anymore I can? know anymore Cuz I cannot control What isn? mine I see the wrinkles and veins I see the broken dreams and pain I?e wondered ever since birth I?e wondered what is worth! Yeah and when I looked yo the door It? what I saw And I saw you As your stare tears thru my eyeballs I wanna rip-rip into you Well do they wonder of me? (I wasn? listening to you) So I sit back and focus on (I wasn? hearing a word of it!) What? mine! (I was stone I was shot) Excuse me, excuse me! Are you listening to me? This is my stop And I gotta get out! I gotta get out! I gotta get out! |
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from Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (2005)
We're all goin down!
Hey Casey where you're goin with that gun in you hand? I heard you shot a lad insane in a white riot of white light and white heat You got your whips and furs and you're a warrior in tromaville Well I don't wanna be in your crazy dungeon cuz that's where they all fall You're all goin down! You're all goin down! You're all goin down! You're all goin down! And I'm going too! Are they all lost for life or just in trauma zone? You may wonder but on their plunder it's a terrifying ride, yeah Everybody's burnt and keep forgetting to watch their backs oh no! Breasts are explodin and guns are reloadin and it's gonna be a big blood bath! You're all goin down! You're all goin down! You're all goin down! You're all goin down! And I'm going too! And I'm going too! And I'm going too! And I'm going too! Run for life Casey's got a knife SGT Kabuki man, toxic avenger, fish man you better live fast Cuz erveybody's goin down And I'm going too! |
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from Lunachicks - Jerk Of All Trades (2005)
Why must I stand on my toes?
Perfect smile and skin tight clothes Cinched waist, no cunt to piss with A stamp on my ass Little girls worship me, And that'll never come to pass But at last.... I'm turning over a new loaf I'm eating dry toast I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet, I have cellulite Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging What if I had a mastectomy? Would they buy a one titted barbie? With wiskers, clogged up pores You know they'd take me out of the stores Kids don't like me, moms are mad, I'm going off the market cause I look so sad. Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging Female pattern baldness befell Barbie wigs so no one can tell A barbie with age spots, well I never vericose veins would sure be clever "Pluck my eyebrows", Barbie today Shave my toes and back today Imagine if my eyes were crossed Or if my hair was grey and course With a sneer on my face And a stain in my panties A hairy crotch, an extra nipple! I'm turning over a new loaf I'm eating dry toast I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet I have cellulite Crying tears of Crisco grease Was I a beauty? Am I a beast? Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging |
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from Lunachicks - Jerk Of All Trades (2005)
I'm going out of my mind
Don't know who I am I don't understand meat And I wanna take to my wings, open wide And fly right back to me And return, with a poison worm in my beak And I'm going out of my skin My patience is thin, I'm lucky my hair ain't And I'm, I'm losin' it fast, my composure won't last I just acn't hold it in! No more sucking my cheeks No way holding in my spit, No more sucking in my cheeks No more holding in my spit I can't pretend that it's okay Time has come to deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! I'm gonna let it all out Like a fresh water trout Close your ears if you want to And I'm gonna scrape through the grime 'Cause there is'nt much time, no I ain't foolin' I'm gonna spit up the seeds, in my chest Growin' weeds, we all gonna bloom sometime And I'm, I'm climbing the walls In the bathroom stalls, mummified in toilet paper! Yeah! Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy |
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from Lunachicks - Jerk Of All Trades (2005)
It's 4:44, you enter in the dark
Kiss my face and hold my paw I start to bark! Arf! Arf! Arf! Wish I was a mongrel pup Then I would sleep the whole night through I would lick your feet all day I would always wait for you! Now I lay me down to sleep You're snoring while I weep I am clinging to your warmth I must find in my own heart! When I dia and am reborn You will be my pup, all mine You will pick up after me You will want me all the time I panic in my little nest I can't imagine being without you But I know it's for the best For my happiness Now this little mongrel pup Is off the leash and out to stray I will lick myself all over And try h-h-hard, not to think of you... In the dogyard Not going to be your mongrel pup Mongrel pup ! Mongrel pup ! Mongrel pup ! |
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from Lunachicks - Jerk Of All Trades (2005)
Lookin' at you with your seven toes
Always there when I'm tastin' the woes Your shit stinks worse than the rest But my honey, I think you're the best You are the best, oh, oh, oh, you are the best Catchin' flies like no pussy can You're more faithful than any man So soft & sweet & beautiful I never ever wanna let you go And you're never dell. No! No! No! You're never dell 'Cause you're my friend, Edgar My friendly friend, Edgar My feline friend, Edgar My friendly friend, Edgar You're named after that Poe dude Love a spankin' if you're in the mood So soft and sweet and cuddly Baby, baby make me wanna sing And I think you're the best! Yes, yes, yes! I think you're the best Stand by me through thick & thin Cryin' at the door I'll let you in Lookin' at you with your loving eyes So young but you seem so wise Eatin' food before Miso can Chewin' plastic on the garbage can Love a nip when you wanna get high Piss in the shower cause you're so fly! My friendly friend, my feline friend... |
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from Lunachicks - Jerk Of All Trades (2005)
Youre a..........
Mental case, 'bout time I smash your face, Got a habit of steppin out of line, Oh yeah, well here comes your time Youre a damn disgrace, a total insult to the human race, Try and make me feel bad all the time, Good thing youre not my sign! You always want what you cant have, but baby You cant have me! Youre a......... Bleeding heart! Not even worth a fart Got the worst halitosis that Ive smelled You can just go to hell. Dont even start, gonna put you in a Shopping cart, gonna roll you down a steep hill, And then Ill max and chill Baby you think you know better, Why dont you go knit a sweater! Cant have me! Cant Have me! Cant have me! Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts. Mutilated monkey meat, chopped up little birdies feet, French fried eyeballs rolling down the dirty street, And i forgot my spoon! Only want what you cant have and babe and what you cant have is me. I dont care who you are What the fuck you want from me Dis me once, dis me twice, I dont think its very nice Punch you in your stupid face I shit on you and it feels great! Cant have me! What you cant have! You always want what you cant have And baby, you cant have me! |
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from Lunachicks - Jerk Of All Trades (2005)
What about a child that is not wanted?
Every week a baby is left in the garbage And what if we just make a mistake? But it? okay if a woman is raped Oh no you?e wrong! Walking along with my sisters Walking along getting blisters Singing our song, me and my sisters Screaming along with brothers too And we say I?e got something to say to you honey Keep your hands off my body! Never go back never go back never go back, no! Never go back never go back never go back, no! Take that hanger, take that hanger, take that hanger And scratch your back, scratch your back, scratch your back, scratch your back What about a child that is not wanted? Every week a baby is left in the garbage And tell me now And what if we just make a mistake? It? okay if we are raped Is procreation what you think we?e for? You support the death penalty But who will support my baby and me? Never go back! Killing doctors while you?e praying? How many rosaries are you saying? I磎 bleeding to death from a booched abortion Gotta have a choise it? the only solution! Never go back never go back never go back, no! Never go back never go back never go back, no! Take that hanger, take that hanger, take that hanger And scratch your back, scratch your back, scratch your back, scratch your back Watch your back! Never go back! Never go back! Never go back! |
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from Lunachicks - Jerk Of All Trades (2005)
I see you down there
With your balding hair And I wanna touch the spot I dont care what used to be there I just wanna touch your spot I got some plastic drawers Ans here there are no laws A tickle with a feather In hot shorts made of pleather I got a fetish for it And I just cant describe it It gives me such a rush, makes me wanna blush I pick it, I pluck it, I touch it and then, ooooh... A tickle with a feather, In hot shorts made of pleather Heels and slippers make me quiver Shake, Shake, Shake Cakes and muffins and cookies too And pies in the face Toys and boys and rings and things Shake and bake and everything Cum and shit and furniture And public bathrooms, thats for sure Smelly socks and underwear Eye snots and pubic hair Crooked teeth and sexy arms Elvis, dice and Lucky Charms I see your hiney, its big and shiny You better hide it before i bite it! To make you understand, Well you just gotta try it! |
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from Lunachicks - Jerk Of All Trades (2005)
Pick, pick, pick, it's makin me sick
I wish the sleep fairy would come do the trick Oh yeah, oh yeah Chew, chew, chew on my lip I'm gettin an ache in my left hip Uh huh, uh uhu Stare, stare, stare at the clock Hearin it tick tock, tick tock, tick tock! Sit up and lay down Take a walk and slow down I wanna go down, I wanna go to... Toss and turn, toss and turn I've still got 8 more hours to burn, oh no! Flip and flop and toss some more TV off and TV on I just want to go to sleep! Sit up and lay down Take a walk and slow down I wanna go down, I wanna go to I wanna go to...sleep! One, two, I can't sleep Three, four, I'm countin sheep Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten and I'm still awake! Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! I wanna go to I really need to Please God let me! Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle under the sheets Thinkin of you while the bed creaks, oh yeah! Dribble, dribble, dribble on my pillow Why do the hours have to pass so slow!?! I just want to go to sleep! Sit up and lay down Take a walk and slow down I wanna go down, I wanna go to I wanna go to...sleep! One, two, I can't sleep Three, four, I'm countin sheep Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten and I'm still awake! Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! I wanna go to I really need to Please God let me! |
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from Lunachicks - Jerk Of All Trades (2005)
She can dance
She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your nose! She can dance She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your nose! With a hammer and nails Or lipstick and tails She is Woman! She can dance She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your nose! With a hammer and nails Or lipstick and tails She is Woman! She can dance She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your... |
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from Lunachicks - Jerk Of All Trades (2005)
Light as a feather, stiff as a board
Stii as a week in May I dare you, I dare you, Do it now or you can't play Jump the bridge, just for kicks Jump the bridge and pray I dare you, I dare you, do it & die today Light as a feather, stiff as a board! Everybody's doin' it, Don't think your gonna get away 2 fingers all around, light the candle Raise the dead Hair raisin on the back of my neck A wrinkled hand on the tarot deck I dare you, I dare you, Don't worry it'll be okay Light as a feather, stiff as a board! Seance in the summer outside We'll make out in the pool Seven minutes in heaven, better do it Spin the bottle, slip the tongue Or you wont be cool ! It's okay that you did'nt invite me I could'nt make it anyway Spin the bottle's just not for me Anyhow I gotta go to ballet Boys with cans of Bianca spray Girl's with floral bouquet I don't mind if you dare me I wont be there anyway! Light as a feather, stiff as a board, Stiff as a board! Okay now it's your turn don't look Stupid don't look prude Do it baby, baby do it, do it baby, baby do it Don't you wanna be in? Oh I know i'm nnot invited to all the kissin parties after school Me in my high water apnts Being dissed by the kids who thought they were cool ! Light as a feather, stiff as a board, Stiff as a board |
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from Lunachicks - Jerk Of All Trades (2005)
When I look into your big brown eyes
I see no one there I can despise When I see deep in your soul I feel so safe just holding on But they tell me that it? okay That they?e raping lots of women every single day Bolwing away all the children If they were yours what would you do? I want to know Why are you so spoilt I want to know Why are you so spoilt Painfully I watch the sunspots fade My home is gone my body decayed I磎 seconds away from all of you When we meet again what will you do? Our eyes are burnt now we can? see Our hands are scorched we cannot feel The war is ours and now you know we?e all to blame It? such a shame I want to know Why are you so spoilt I want to know Why are you so spoilt Never seen a war in my country Never watched my sisters die Never felt a burn of Nepalm Never lost my hair to a flame of destiny Don? drink the milk it? spoiled Don? breathe the air it? spoiled And don? step on the grass, Sam, it? spoiled! In the red red acid rain And in and out of our remains - spoiled I磎 once removed, I磎 twice removed I磎 so removed from the pain So I remain spoiled spoiled So I stay wrapped in your womb So safe so safe inside your room Holding on and holding on and holding on and on and on I want to know Why are you so I want to know Why are you so I want to know Why are you so I want to know Why are you so Spoiled! |
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from Lunachicks - Jerk Of All Trades (2005)
Why me? (I don't know)
Why me? (I don't know) Why me? (I don't know) Why me? (I don't know) If something broken you gotta fix it 'Cause I hide and I cry and I try When I hide and I cry Want to die I keep it down, down, down, down, down Was it a lie?! How low can you go, how low? Why me?(I don't know) |
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from We Will Fall : The Iggy Pop Tribute [tribute] (2001)
I am the passenger and I ride and I ride
I ride through the city's backsides I see the stars come out of the sky Yeah the bright and hollow sky You know it looks so good tonight I am the passenger I stay under glass I look through my window so bright I see the stars come out tonight singing la la la la lalalala la la la la lalalala la la We get into the car We'll be the passenger We'll ride through the city tonight We'll see the city's ripped backside We'll see the bright and hollow sky We'll see the stars that shine so bright You know it looks so good tonight singing la la la la lalalala la la la la lalalala la la Oh the passenger Oh how he rides Oh the passenger He rides and he rides He looks through his window What does he see? He sees the bright and hollow sky He sees the stars come out tonight He sees the city's ripped backsides And everything was made for you and me So let's take a ride And see what's mine singing la la la la lalalala la la la la lalalala la la la la lalalala la la |
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