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| 1. |
| 1:59 | 
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Yeah
If you wanna watch a movie And eat some popcorn I'll say yeah If you wanna go for a ride I love to go real fast, oh I like it sour I like it sweet I like it hot I like it cold I like it new I like it old I like it inside I like it in the street And if you just wanna hang out And if you wanna dance inside And if you wanna do something Or if you wanna do nothing And if you wanna be happy And if you wanna just say yeah If you wanna eat some candy Well I got plenty right here, yeah |
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| 2. |
| 2:19 |
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With all you got, you're throwin it away
Even if you have it all someone else has more Even if you got a car crash it into a wall Even if you got a rainbow throw away the pot of gold Even if your eyes are open you just don't see the light With all you got, you're thrownin it away Even if you got what you want you'll say you wanted more Even if you sleep on diamonds roll over onto coal Even if you smell the roses you just take home the thorns Even if your skies are clear you just bring in the clouds Can't hold on for one more day With all that you got, you're throwing it away Even if you think you're god, You're nailed to a cross Even if your bike is found Complain that you are lost Even if I love you more Turn it into disdain Even if the sun is shining Its pouring acid rain Can't hold on for one more day With all that you got, you're throwin it away |
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| 3. |
| 2:56 |
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The day Squid's gerbil died, he was D.O.A.
Don't do it! No! Doggy's not supposed to chase Him around at all Squid put the dog gate up So he couldn't get to the third floor But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil All around, chased him in circles, from noon until four Don't do it! No! She had to take care of him during Spring vacation, Came in from playing one day And he was dead on location A gerbil stiff as a board Staring blankly at the world Now he wont play on his Wheel anymore Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting, Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging, No Means No Means No! *The day Squid's gerbil died, he was D.O.A. The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried Don't do it! No! A little later on in life came a gerbil couple They got together, had some babies but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off Squid came too late to pull him off More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot *repeat No! No! No! You're a bad bad dog And I told you not to do it And I told you not to go Now you're choking on a bone! |
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| 4. |
| 2:50 | 
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| 5. |
| 3:01 |
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My brown eye's blue from so much lovin'
I'm getting another lovin' oven One that makes me feel more like the woman trapped so long inside My body hair has been removed but I sure have some muscly thighs The hormones soften up my voice Goin' all the way, I've made the choice Kick off my boots, put on some heels, now I'm truely me Power my nose, pull on some hose, I'm feelin' free My lipstick's on, brows penciled on, I am so pretty And even though I'll never bleed that's okay with me I'm more than a woman, more than a man I feel larger than life you must understand When I was a little boy Malibu Barbie was my favorite toy Now there is just no mistaking I'm a woman just awaking I feel alive, I new rebirth, it cost a lot but I think it's worth it Took many years to have this done, now once a day I touch my breast, put on a bra, daytime lingerie Walk down the street in summer's heat, strutting to and fro I'm in a dress, no need to tuck, I'm finally free I strut my stuff all down the street, now I'm truely me I whistle as the boys go by, I'm feelin' free I check my face a grip my mace, they won't dare hurt me I'm feelin' right go out tonight, and that's okay with me Mr. Lady... |
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| 6. |
| 1:13 |
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Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts,
I'm havin a spritzer, and I can see the moon, My gauchos feel good, I'm havin some Brunch, but this question keep comin' up! IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON SPORK! SPORK! SPORK! I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog I look up at the sun, as I chew on some gum, But this question keeps plaugin' us! IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON SPORK! SPORK! SPORK! I hear that lunch bell ringin'! |
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| 7. |
| 4:23 |
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She took care of him
And all the children She always fed him The children and the grandchildren She came last He came first She was strong and he fell weak He was hooked up to a life prolonging machine And he promised to wear a toto and some toe shoes Now I磎 picture him strong and dancing And she slowly loses hearing But all she has is family And all that matters is the family tree What? left? When you?e done it all What left? When you?e seen it all Always watched the women be strong Take care of everyone Always watched the women be strong Take care of everyone And now he? dancing And now he? dancing And now he? dancing And now he? dancing Now he? gone with the cats and dogs and turtles And gerbils buried in the backyard He took the trees from her She watches TV Drinks her scotch and has ice cream for dinner And now he? dancing But all she has is family And all that matters is the family tree What? left? When you?e done it all What left? When you?e seen it all Always watched the women be strong Take care of everyone Always watched the women be strong Take care of everyone And now he? dancing And now he? dancing And now he? dancing And now he? dancing What? left? And now he? dancing What? left? And now he? dancing What? left? And now he? dancing What? left? And now he? dancing What? left? And now he? dancing What? left? |
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| 8. |
| 2:47 |
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My first kiss was- underwater
I liked to have it- underwater Four years old and- underwater I waited for it- underwater I think about it when Im alone, I wanna go Kissin when im at home, why dont you Just kiss me! Its just a kiss, Its just a kiss Gave up kissin- out of water Gave to punchin- out of water Bloody knuckles- out of water Gone kissin- out of water Kisses turned to punches instead They threw footballs at my head, Why dont You just kiss me! Its just a kiss, Its just a kiss! 1st base, 2nd base, all the way home, I cant go kissin alone! Back to kissin- underwater I wanna kiss you- underwater Gonna drown me- underwater Gone kissin- underwater I think about it when Im alone I wanna go kissin when Im at home Why dont you just kiss me! Its just a kiss, its just a kiss! 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, FUCK! |
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| 9. |
| 3:34 |
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The first day that I saw you
I thought you were so fine I thought that you could be, that you could be the one I took me week and weeks To get the nerves to talk to you I had such very high hopes That you could bethe one You think that you are hot stuff Think that you?e pretty cool But in my deck of cards now You play the fool! And when I look back on it On all the wasted time I spent just thinkin about you And wishin you were mine I had the fever but the fever is gone I don? want you anymore Tryin to shake you but you?e holdin on I don? want you anymore Thought you?e right but you?e Mr. Wrong I don? want you anymore Sad but true I磎 over you! I don? want you anymore I had such ver high hopes That you could be the butter for my toast Well in my mind You were red hot But it turned into a long shot! Because I guess in time Well I just changed my mind Becaue I guess inside Well I just changed my mind! Started off but didn? last long I don? want you anymore Tryin to shake you but you?e holdin on I don? want you anymore Thought you?e right but you?e Mr. Wrong I don? want you anymore Sad but true I磎 over you! I don? want you anymore I don? want you, don? want you anymore! I don? want you, don? want you anymore! I don? want you, don? want you anymore! I don? want you, don? want you anymore! |
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| 10. |
| 2:09 |
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Baby? never gonna grow up
All he can do is throw up Only crawls, he can? walk Never gonna lern to talk Cattleprod him, kept him small he won? stand up t all Rub his legs they won? go bad Momma? gettin mad Never gonna Grow up at all Never gonna Grow up at all Never gonna Grow up at all No! Baby? such a big boy To his sister he? a big toy One crawls into his crib She pulled off his bib Babs worker? just as wacked The whole scene there is fuckin cracked Tries to make him toss his ball All he can do is crawl Never gonna Grow up at all Never gonna Grow up at all Never gonna Grow up at all No! He has a pathetic cry at the age of 35 His adulthood has been hog tied All he??l ever do is cry He sucks a sister? tit And his mamma puts an end of it Alba keeps him in his pen His nightmare never ends Never gonna Grow up at all Never gonna Grow up at all Never gonna Grow up at all No! |
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| 11. |
| 1:29 |
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| 12. |
| 2:09 |
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She looks like a boy
But she's really a girl Kick your ass Make your straight hair curl She got the soya beancurd And won't give it up for free So don't mess with her factory! Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! Better run for cover when she stays in sight Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! She's the one who's gonna win the fight! She light you on fire when she's flyin through the air Fights with sticks and swords and her hands all bare She'll kick your ass cuz she has no fear Wing Chung! She's always the winner Wing Chung! She'll make a tofu dinner Wing Chung! She may be mean Wing Chung! She's a Kung Fu queen! Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! Better run for cover when she stays in sight Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! She's the one who's gonna win the fight! There's a big show down between her and the guys She chops with her arms head lockd with her thights You may be worried but to your suprise She swats them out like annoying little flies Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! Better run for cover when she stays in sight Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! She's the one who's gonna win the fight! |
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| 13. |
| 2:24 |
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Mmm...Donuts
Boston Cream Sprinkles Gimme a dozen Ummm Donuts Crullers Chocolate Mmm...Donuts |
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| 14. |
| 4:26 |
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Well, I got caught in traffic
And it made me miss my flight My flight! And they aren? gonna have another one Till tomorrow night! That? right! I磎 runnin for the train cuz I磎 late for work again! Oh no! And the door slam shut just before I can get in! I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! (Born too late!) Because I missed it! (Born too late!) Because I missed it! (Born too late!) Because I missed it! I was born too late so I never got to see Jimmy Hendrix! He? dead! I was born too late so I never got to meet Sid Vicious! He? dead! I was born too late so I never got to see Ziggy Sardust! Oh no! I was born too late so I never got to see T-Rex! I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! Because I missed it! (Born too late!) Because I missed it! (Born too late!) Because I missed it! (Born too late!) Because I missed it! I missed a ride I missed a plane I missed a light I missed a train Missed my sister Missed my period Missed my mother Missed my father Missed my boyfriend Missed my girlfriend I missed my missed my period! Because I missed it missed it! Because I missed it missed it! Missed it! Missed it! Missed it! Missed it! Missed it! Missed it! Missed it! Born too late! Born too late! |
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