2 tablespoons of cinnammon, And 2 or 3 egg whites a half a stick of butter melt it
Stick it all in a bowl,baby stir it with a wooden spoon mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown!! If you ever need em' quick, pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth
OOOHH!!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of vitamins and good for you, So suck on my balls!!
Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy And throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla Grease up the cookie sheet, 'cause I hate when my balls stick, then preheat the oven to three-fity, and give that spoon a lick!!!!
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown!! if you ever need em' quick, pick me up Just stick my balls in your MOUTH!!!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em suck on my chocolate salty balls they're packed full of goodness, high in fiber!! suck on my balls
sniff sniff sniff
Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? smell like somethin burnin
Well that dont bother me none as long as i get my rent paid on friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen, cause I gotta sneak in suspicion
oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls!!!!
HELP ME!! MY BALLS ON FIRE!! HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!! GET ME SOME WATER!! POUR SOME WATER ON ME!! MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!! OH MY GOODNESS!! BLOW ON EM', BLOW ON EM' DO SOMETHIN!!
Oooh
suck on my chocolate salty balls put em' in your mouth and suck em
THEY ON FIRE BABY!!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
BLOW EM OUT BABY!!
OH! SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!! SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!
Baby you know, you're the one for me And all that I want to be is...
You and me... and her, simultaneous You and me... and you and you, simultaneous Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three... Simultaneous ooh, come on
Have an open mind, pull my trigger down Gimme the last cold turkey blast, make it fast Take my ass to town
Have an open mind, send my cares away Ring my bell you fat piggy whale, what the hell Today's your lucky day
You and me... and her, simultaneous You and me... and Wynona Rider, simultaneous Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three... Simultaneous, ooh, come on
Have an open mind, it's a normal thing to do Don't be a prude, just get nude Oh, you're being rude, I would do it for you Baby please have an open mind, you're the only one I love These girls you see, baby they don't mean anything, let's all just get in the tub You and me... and her too, simultaneous You and me... and your momma and your sister Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three... Simultaneous oww, come on
Everybody in the pool!
Have an open mind, don't be so mean to me Call your sister and your mother and your aunt It's every man's fantasy Have an open... woa, baby, put that knife away Don't be mad, I'll take you back, just relax, we can make love your way I'm talking about
You and me... and some flowers and some wine, instantaneous You and me... and Whitney Houston (on the radio, babe, on the radio) Some candles and some good feelings Just the two of us Oh, fudge it Now, I'm talking about
You and me... and her and her and her, simultaneous You and me... and women in the house, simultaneous Three and seven, make it a baker's dozen See the ladies in the house clap your hands Now that'd be a party, ladies
You know Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler-Moore way Or an extra-value meal at Happy Burger way No, I mean SPECIAL... Like... The song of the hummingbird as it gets ready to find that female hummingbird And -- make sweet love to it -- all night long Just two hummingbirds moaning' and groanin' And letting their bodies caress and touch each other in ecstasy Slowly, the male hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird And eases his way into her golden valley Gliding gently in and out, in and out, ooh, in and out Two hummingbirds doin' it doggy style all night long Until finally the male hummingbird screams with passion And lets his little humming gravy fly all over the nest And it makes me wanna It makes me wanna sing this special song for you Yeah, baby, yeah mama
Ooh Kathie Lee, you're such a special woman to me, How I'd love to lay you down And lick every inch of your body With my tongue Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy How 'bout you and me? Get it together and make sweet love...
'Cause nobody can take your place No way they can match your face, No, you got it goin' on in a way so clear I just wanna buy you a beer
I thought maybe tonight at seven thirty or seven, I could come by and
Pick you up in my car (No substitute) No substitute for you (No substitute) No baby there's (no substitute) for your girl (No substitute) for you now
I know you love my body so much It's something you can't help but touch, ooh I might let you if you promise to be gentle, Now I'm gettin' all sentimental
Maybe tonight after pickin' you up in my car We can park down over by the gas station That closed two weeks ago and make love in the back seat and...
Drop you off at home (No substitute) No substitute for you (No substitute) No baby there's (No substitute) Come on baby say it (No substitute) For you now
Now you remember our two hummingbirds Well after their night of passion The male hummingbird couldn't sleep or eat All he could think about was that incredible night When things were flyin' all over the place And beaks were where they should be So he put his beak lips together and whistled a song Calling that female hummingbird back for another night of fire Just like I'm calling out for you, baby Hey, get your ass over here for some good lovin'
There's only one word that can describe you You're a flippity-floppity-hootchy-mama-woowoo You've got everything I ever wanted My metaphor's all been exhausted
So what say you and I forget about this singin' and songin' And act like a couple of hummingbirds ourselves... And get down to some business (No substitute) No substitute for you (No, no, no substitute) No baby there's (no substitute) for you girl (No substitute) for you girl (no substitute) For you (no, no, no, no, no, no substitute) For you girl
Ladies and gentlemen, the Fabulous Chefettes
(No) no (no) subs (subs) sti (tute) for (you) Ba (by) no (no) no no no (no) for you yeah, (No substitute) for you Kathie Lee, yeah
