Ming Tea

Mrs
will ya
make me tea
make love to me
put on the telly
to the BBC
to the BBC yeah yeah yeah
BBC 1
BBC 2
BBC 3
BBC 4
BBC 5
BBC 6
BBC 7
BBC 8

Mrs
will ya
make me tea
make love to me
put on the telly
to the BBC
to the BBC yeah yeah yeah
BBC 1
BBC 2
BBC 3
BBC 4
BBC 5
BBC 6
BBC 7
BBC 8

Mrs
will ya
make me tea
make love to me
put on the telly
to the BBC
to the BBC yeah yeah yeah
BBC 1
BBC 2
BBC 3
BBC 4
BBC 5
BBC 6
BBC 7
BBC 8

BBC peace

Daddy Daddy wasn't there
Daddy Daddy wasn't there
to take me to the fair
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there
Daddy Daddy wasn't there
to change my underwear
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there

When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercised
Sticky kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there

When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercised
Sticky kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there
to take me to the fair
To change my underwear
Daddy wasn't there

Daddy wasn't there peace

If you got a Daddy issue,
here's a Daddy tissue
D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y
Say it just fad but
I've got a deadbeat dad
D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y
I sit in my room and cry,
and I ask myself the reason why
Daddy, Daddy
D-A-D-D-Y, peace