Faster Pussycat

Who said that money was everything
Well that's a crock, you know what I'm saying
When the well runs dry
Say goodbye to fair weather friends
If I need a hug
And feel like crawling under a rug
If I fell on my face
I know that you'd be there to help me up

Cause it's you, only you that makes me strong
Cause there ain't nobody, no
Gonna make me live my life alone
A friend won't leave me lying in the road
While the others they just pelt me with their sticks and stones
Won't steal my money
Won't rob my home or take my honey
I hope my friend will always be there while I grow old

Lovers they come and go
Like ships to a dock, a bunch of heartbreakers they are
They blind you with their innocence
And tie your heart in knots
If I need some hope
And I feel like I'm at the end of my rope
You make that funny face
You're always there to cheer me up

Cause it's you, only you that will take me along
Cause there ain't nobody, no
I'd rather have to help me sing a song
A friend won't leave me lying in the road
While the others they just pelt me with their sticks and stones
Won't steal my money
Won't rob my home or take my honey
I hope my friend will always be there while I grow old

Won't think it's funny
And stand up for me, while others call me a dummy
A friend will always be there when I grow
A friend will always be there when I grow
A friend will always be there when I grow old

Don't really know
How much longer I can stick around
Cause my bags are collecting dust
And my ceiling's coming down
Kissed the gutter on Bourbon Street
Louisiana give me New Orleans

It's time to change the locks oh baby
On my back door
I'm east coast bound I'm stuck in
Chinatown for the night

I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm leaving
I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm gone

Trucks loaded up and ready to go
The stage coach is leaving town
My snakeskin boots are tough enough
For that dusty Texas ground
San Antonio get ready for me
The Houston honeys are a luxury

It's time to change the locks oh baby
On my back door
I'm east coast bound I'm stuck in
Chinatown for the night

I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm leaving
I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm gone

It's time to change the locks oh baby
On my back door
I'm east coast bound I'm stuck in
Chinatown for the night

I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm leaving
I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm gone

It's time to change the locks oh baby
On my back door
I'm east coast bound I'm stuck in
Chinatown for the night

I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm leaving
I'm gonna walk, run
Whatever it takes I'm gone

A little past suppertime
I'm still out on the porch step sitting on my behind,
Waiting for you.

Wondering if everything is alright.
Momma said, "Come in boy, don't waste your time." I said, "I've got time.
Well, he'll be here soon."

Five years old and talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy, can't you tell?

I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain.
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain

Wasn't I worth the time?
A boy needs a daddy like a dance to mime and all the time
I looked up to you.

I paced my room a million times.
And all I ever got was on big line, the same old lie.
How could you?

Well, I was eighteen and still talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy can't you tell?

I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain

(REPEAT)

And I'm alone again.

(Spoken): Well, if I learned anything from this...it's how to live on my own.

Baby, baby why won't you let me be
You're a major pain in the ass, I do need the hassle can't ya see
Please I need some piece of mind
That I was hoping I could find
But you just kept a buggin
Till I was crawlin under the rug and baby
Stressin, jump back baby back away
Get off my back you monkey
Ya got my nerves jumping like a junkie today

Poison ivy ya come creepin up right behind me
You make me itch baby you're so unkind
Poison ivy you're like poison ivy
You make me itch and I'm out of calamine

So this is how you get your kicks
Lickin up everything after me
Baby don't pet my dog and certainly don't mess with my birds or my
bees
Jesus I got a peeping Tom
And I was hoping she was gone
But she just kept a knockin
Till I was crawlin under a rock and baby
Stressin, jump back baby back away

Get off my back you monkey
Ya got my nerves jumping like a junkie today

Poison ivy ya come creepin up right behind me
You make me itch baby you're so unkind
Poison ivy you're like poison ivy
You make me itch and I'm out of calamine

Poison ivy ya come creepin up right behind me
You make me itch baby you're so unkind
Poison ivy you're like poison ivy
You make me itch and I'm out of calamine

I'm your door to door lover
I'm your cyclone pacifier
I'm your cheap trick honey
And my baby's my bionic liar
I don't bleed cause the gasoline
That flows right through my veins
I'm a motor at heart
And if I don't start
I get pissed off just the same

Your high heeled river of love
Is drippin down your thighs
It seems like my lover's
Finally satisfied

Blow my whistle, rock me little dove
Rock my missile, blow me little dove

She's a super sex junkie for money
Sometimes she does it for fame
She prefers cash to a hot seat on the dating game
I'd like to seize ya, I'd like to please ya
By customizing your frame
With the oil of lover, that some keep in a glove
But I just let it spray

Your high heeled river of love
Is drippin down your thighs
It seems like my lover's
Finally satisfied

Blow my whistle, rock me little dove
Rock my missile, blow me little dove

Your high heeled river of love
Is drippin down your thighs
It seems like my lover's
Finally satisfied

Blow my whistle, rock me little dove
Rock my missile, blow me little dove

Nobody know how to tie the simple knots that I know
Getting weak in the knees and your bruises are beginning to show
The only way she knows how to take it is blow by blow
Strapped to the rack with a slap on the ass should make her eyes glow

I ain't no boy of bondage, you can use it, you can use it
I'm a loose lip talking jockey with a whip and track to prove it
I'm the dehumanizing master
You better start your talking cause I get what I go after

Where, where there's a whip there's a way
I'm gonna tighten up the slack in your chains
Where, where there's a whip there's a way
The devil in she likes the sweet beating dreams everyday
Where, where there's a whip there's a way
I'm gonna take you, gonna take you away

When it's time to leave, baby I'll let you know
I've got you buckled to the floorboards
Got you screamin like a pooch on a leash to let you go
She grinds her leather like Liberace rhines a stone
She rides just like a pony, gonna sign that filly up for the rodeo

I ain't no boy of bondage, you can use it, you can use it
I'm a loose lip talking jockey with a whip and track to prove it
I'm the dehumanizing master
You better start your talking cause I get what I go after

Where, where there's a whip there's a way
I'm gonna tighten up the slack in your chains
Where, where there's a whip there's a way
The devil in she likes the sweet beating dreams everyday
Where, where there's a whip there's a way
I'm gonna take you, gonna take you away

Nobody know how to tie the simple knots that I know
She grinds her leather like Liberace rhines a stone
Getting weak in the knees and your bruises are beginning to show
She rides just like a pony, gonna sign that filly up for the rodeo

I'm a stoned lone flunky that didn't kiss your
Ask me questions, I didn't pass your test
I'm the poster boy for delinquent debauchery
I'm incognito, got my Al Capone sunglasses
The Babylon night crawler
With a prima donna on my wing
Gonna make some noise before I die
And shoot the bullet I loaded
Can't catch me if you tried, anyway
I'm gonna live with no remorse or sorrow
The devil made me do it and I'd do it again
Don't care if I slip into a grave tomorrow
Cause when I go out I'm going out with a bang
Freeze this is a stick up in your
Ask and thy shall receive a sentence
Life in confinement ain't a life for me
I ditched the police man
Still got my Smith & Wesson cuffs
That links me to the money
My head bone is connected to her lip bone
Dig it, I ain't your wallflower
Ain't your puppet, ain't no saint
Call me old fashion
But I'll do ya on the first date
The devil made me do it and I'd do it again
I'm gonna go out with a bang
The devil made me do it and I'd do it again
I'm gonna go out with a bang

Booty-booty

Well here's a story about a floppy romp
All in all it seemed so fun
You got a rotten bladder and spastic knees
That's why she wears plastic sheets

Her butt, it drags along the street
Now there are no room for me
She'd be so pretty if she went on a diet
Come on fat bitch, do it, try it

Fat girl
She tried to sit on me
Fat girl
She's way too fat for me
Fat girl
Max-i-mum den-si-ty
Fat girl
She tried to squeeze the shit out of me

Loose booty
Loose booty

Big ol bitty had a buffalo butt
You thought that was big, you should've seen her gut
On her butt was a sign that said Wide Load
She's so big, she's got her own zip code

That lady can house a family of four
Give me a chimichanga please seinor
She was so obese, she broke my bed
All fat chicks, give good head

Fat girl
Her legs looked like cottage cheese
Fat girl
There just so much left to squeeze
Fat girl
It's her scent that makes ME wheeze
Fat girl
???????????

I aint' gonna touch you, gonna walk on by
Loose booty
36-24-36 Times 5
Booty booty
??? And you took first prize
Loose booty
L - O - O - S - E B - O - O - T - Y
Loose booty

Fat girl
She tried to eat me
Fat girl
She's a real live rolly-polly
Fat girl
She think's I'm ice cream
Fat girl
Yeeeech, She's fuckin' ugly

I aint' gonna touch you, gonna walk on by
Loose booty
When I see you wolfin' down those marshmallow pies
Booty booty
My brother's in the crack juice, it's his second dive
Stinky Booty
L - O - O - S - E B - O - O - T - Y
Stinky stinky booty

Loose Booty

Maria's cryin and I don't understand
It takes two to tango
Three to make me really mad
But things ain't that bad
Call me super dad

Suzy's had it up to here with their master plan
Of some cronies' testimony that sounds just like the Ku Klux Klan
If things get that bad
There's plenty of room in Japan

Don't need girls or little boys
They'd only have broken toys
They'd only throw them all away

There's pain down below
Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)
There's pain down below
Pullin weeds (don't give a funk)

An unwanted baby Jonny boy
Daddy was a dirty beggar mamma's a whore
With a life like that
How can he win the war

Don't need girls or little boys
They'd only have broken toys
They'd only throw them all away

There's pain down below
Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)
There's pain down below
Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)

Maria's cryin and I don't understand
It takes two to tango
Three to make me really mad
But things ain't that bad
Call me super dad

Don't need girls or little boys
They'd only have broken toys
They'd only throw them all away

There's pain down below
Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)
There's pain down below
Pull my, pull my weeds (don't give a funk)
Pullin weeds

Bitten by the bed bug she slipped in the slime
Said I remember everything was fine
Had the boys wrapped around her finger back in her prime
She used to play the violin thinking everything divine

How long must you play
With your pins and needles
The wrong prick will take you away
Like it or not
This old maid lives in wonderland
This old maid seems to sink even deeper in her own quicksand

Always digging for gold always in the wrong place
A brown nose and a dirty smile you better wash it off your face
Junk is your religion it's the only thing that makes you pray
You used to look like Marilyn now you look through window pain

How long must you play
With your pins and needles
The wrong prick will take you away
Believe it or not
This old maid lives in wonderland
This old maid seems to sink even deeper in her own quicksand
This old maid lives in wonderland
This old maid dances with the leeches, they're walking hand in hand

What could I have done to make you hit so hard
And your cigarette is not the only thing that left a scar
You make me feel like painting the bathroom red
I better leave before I'm brain dead
It's the only way out
It's the way out of here
It's the only way out
It's the way out of here
Well it's the only way, well it's the only way out
Momma says you're not supposed to touch me there
Oh be a good little girl and give daddy your Teddy bear
Now she's on the corner selling lemonade
Papa selling pictures of her in the cage
There are some things that you can never ignore
There's so much sick folk in this world we adore

Loose lips and poker chips
If you're gonna talk speakeasy to me
Trash Can Louie knows the secret word
For a shiny dime he'll give it to me
They pay the fuzz and rub the judge
Grease the local D. A
It's down at the end of lonely street
Where Ruby's doves give it away

And behind the two-way mirrors
Cheap and nasty, nasty girls
Threads just disappear

Madam Ruby's love boutique
A sex shop Mon Cheri
What this boy calls fun others call obscene
Madam Ruby's love boutique
Cheeks as smooth as crepe de chine
At Madam Ruby's love boutique

A snap-on diva from across the room
Blows a little kiss to me
You can smell the magic of that bone dragon
Swinging her hips over to me
Up the stairs and down the hall
To love room number five
Put your token in her vibrating box
And watch Sadie come, come alive

You got the right pronunciation
You got the meaning all wrong
It's my, my first edition
Revise it if you like
But just remember it's a young man's book of bones

There's more to me than the words I read
Is it a language that's new to you
If you open your eyes instead of your legs
I wouldn't have to spell it out for you

She just loves me for my
Big dictionary
She wants my vocabulary
Complete from A to Z
She just loves me for my
Big dictionary
Mary, Mary's quite contrary
Thesaurus girl you ever seen

Can you ride my composition
It's a tongue and cheek religion
That I simply just made up
Maybe it's my, my superstition
You don't love me for my rhyme
Well you know that's just my luck

There's more to me than the words I read
Is it a language that's new to you
If you open your eyes instead of your legs
I wouldn't have to spell it out for you

She just loves me for my
Big dictionary
She wants my vocabulary
Complete from A to Z
She just loves me for my
Big dictionary
Mary, Mary's quite contrary
Thesaurus girl you ever seen

"Hey there, sunflower."
"If I was to let your fingers do the walking through my fellow pages"
"Would you know what they mean?"
"Oh yes I would. I know I would and between them I'll read."

She just loves me for my
Big dictionary
She wants my vocabulary
Complete from A to Z
She just loves me for my
Big dictionary
Mary, Mary's quite contrary
Thesaurus girl you ever seen

She just loves me for my
Big dictionary
She wants my vocabulary
Complete from A to Z
When she puts her hands on my
Big dictionary
Mary, Mary's quite contrary
Thesaurus girl you've ever seen

Nonstop to Nowhere as recorded by
Faster Pussycat
CHORUS 1:
I'm on the lame train
I got a first-class ticket on the nonstop to nowhere
Where it takes me I don't know
I guess the tracks you make are your own
Well it's 5 o'clock in the morning And I can't fall asleep again
Times are changing and moving fast Way too fast for me
Seems like only yesterday I was skipping school and stealing gasoline
I've been talking I guess you call it Talking a white lie
One minute I'm on top of the world And the next thing you know
CHORUS 1:
Sometimes I just sit and daydream And I just slip away from here
If only I had a crystal ball Or could invent a time machine
I'd go into the future Take a good look around
And see what life has in store for me
I've been walking I guess you call it Walking a thin line
One minute I'm on top of the world And the next thing you know


CHORUS 2:
I'm on the lame train
I got a first-class ticket on the nonstop to nowhere
Where it takes me I don't know
I guess the track
s you make are your own
It's like achain gang going I know the exit
But my problems seem to follow me
Wherever I go Nonstop to nowhere
I don't believe the preachers They're just sticking out their hands
I don't believe the government And who the hell's this Uncle Sam?
Mr. Conductor Will you help me off this train?
Well I believe I'm on the wrong one and it's taking me down the drain
CHORUS 2:
--Scribe

You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte

And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and...

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you, don't you?

You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive.
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me.

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you, don't you?

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you, don't you?

Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse, Naturally, won.
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun.
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend...

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you, don't you?

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you

It's not that I'm lonely
I'm just tired of keeping the rats company
It's not that I need someone to help me
Drag me out of bed and brush my teeth
I'm as aggravated as an old hound dog
Trying to remember where I buried my bone
Knocked off my feet and on my back
And these damn shorts are creeping up my crack
And it's hard to feel the sun when I'm sittin in the shade
It's all a bore to me when everything stays the same

Come on be my power station
Everyone needs a light
I don't need no paid vacation
To get me electrified

Come on, charge me up
And don't ever let me come
Don't ever let me come down
Charge me up
Cause it's all I need to keep me sound

I hate to sound ungrateful
But honey I could take to a little more of your energy
Well you're my, my addiction
And I'm strung out from your head down to your feet
You finally got me out from under my stone
And the big old dog finally found his bone
Back on my feet and off my back
And ripped those shorts right out of my crack
And it's good to feel the sun, I'm out of the shade
What was a bore to me just up and went away

Come on be my power station
Everyone needs a light
I don't need no paid vacation
To get me electrified

Come on, charge me up
And don't ever let me come down
Don't ever let me come down
Charge me up
Cause it's all I need to keep me sound

It's not that I'm lonely
I'm just tired of keeping the rats company
It's just bad company
Well you're my, my addiction
And I'm strung out from your head down to your feet
Just a fix is all I need

I don't need to paid vacation
To get me electrified
Got me a sweet little power station
That keeps me satisfied