Buzzcocks

Well you tried it just for once
Found it alright for kicks
But now you found out
It's a habit that sticks

And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict

Sneakin' in the back door
With dirty magazines
And your mother wants to know
"What are those stains on your jeans?"

You're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict

You get in a heat
You get in a sulk
But you still keep on beatin'
Your meat to pulp

And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict

You're a kid Cassanova
You're a no-Joseph
It's a labour of love
Fucking yourself to death

Orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict

You're makin' out with school kids
Winos and heads of state
You've even made it with the lady
Who puts the little plastic Robbins
On the Christmas cakes

Butcher's assistants and bellhops
You've had 'em all here and there
Children of god and their joy strings
International women with no body hair

So you're asking in an alley
And you're voice ain't steady
The sex mechanic's rough
You're more than ready

You're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict

Johnnie want fuckie
All ways and always
He's got the energy
He will amaze

He's an orgasm addict
He's an orgasm addict

He's always at it
He's always at it

And he's an orgasm addict
He's an orgasm addict

I just want a lover like any other
What do I get
I only want a friend who will stay to the end
What do I get

What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get

I'm in distress I need a caress
What do I get
I'm not on the make I just need a break
What do I get

What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get

I only get sleepless nights
Alone here in my half-empty bed
For you things seem to turn out right
I wish they'd only happen to me instead

What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get

I only get sleepless nights
Alone here in my half-empty bed
For you things seem to turn out right
I wish they'd only happen to me instead

What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get

I just want a lover like any other
What do I get
I only want a friend who will love to the end
What do I get

What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get

Well let me tell you now

(What do I get)
(What do I get)
(What do ...) I get no love
(What do ...) I get no sleep at nights
(What do ...) I get nothing that's nice
(What do ...) I get nothing at all
At all,at all,at all
At all,at all,at all
'Cause I don't get you

Reality's a dream
A game in which I seem
To never find out just what I am
I don't know if I'm an actor or ham
A shamen or sham
But if you don't mind
I don't mind

I'm lost without a clue
So how can I undo
The tangle of these webs I keep weaving
I don't know if I should be believing
Deceptive perceiving
But if you don't mind
I don't mind

I used to bet that you didn't care
But gambling never got me anywhere
Each time I used to feel so sure
Something about you made me doubt you more

How can you convince me
When everything I see
Just makes me feel you're putting me down
And if it's true this pathetic clown'll
Keep hanging around
That's if you don't mind
I don't mind

I used to bet that you didn't care
But gambling never got me anywhere
Each time I used to be so sure
Something about you made me doubt you more

I even think you hate me when you call me on the phone
And sometimes when we go out that I wish I'd stayed at home
And when I'm dreaming or just lying in my bed
I think you've got it in for me
Is it all in my head is it in my head

How can you convince me
When everything I see
Just makes me feel you're putting me down
And if it's true this pathetic clown'll
Keep hanging around
That's if you don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind

It's a thing that's worth having
Yes I would
Buys you your life sir
If it could

I, I want you
Autonomy

It leaves us all wondering
And it should
He's up to something
For the good

I, I want you
Autonomy

I, I want you
Autonomy

It leaves us all wondering
And it should
He's up to something
For the good

I, I want you
Autonomy

I, I want you
Autonomy

They're nice and precise, each one begins and ends
They may win you admirers, but they'll never earn you friends
Fast cars, fast cars
Fast cars, I hate fast cars

They're so depressing going around and around
Ooh, they make me dizzy, oh fast cars they run me down
Fast cars, fast cars
Fast cars, I hate fast cars

Sooner or later, you're gonna listen to Ralph Nader
I don't wanna cause a fuss, but fast cars are so dangerous
Fast cars, fast cars
Fast cars, I hate fast cars, fast cars
Fast cars, fast cars
I hate fast cars

Honey I saw you yesterday
On my way home
Baby I craved for you today
So I decided to phone
So why don't we get together soon
And er get on our own
Just think of what me and you could do
If we get on our own
If we could get on our own
If we could get on our own

Honey I saw you again today
And I er liked what I saw
So why we don't meet tonight
Then I could er see a bit more
So how's about we get together soon
Well why be alone
Just think of what me and you could do
If we get on our own
If we could get on our own
If we could get on our own

Just think of it
Me and you
Us together
Yes just we two
Think of all the things
That me and you could do
If we get on our own
If we could get on our own
If we could get on our own
Just me and you
Ah

You know I don't like dancin'
An' I don't like to bop
Too much movement's exertion
Makes me wish I could drop
Dro' dro' dro' dro' dro' dro' drop

An' I don't like French kissin'
'Cause you swallow my tongue
And you think that you're oh so very old
You only want me 'cause you think I'm so young
Yo' yo' yo' yo' yo' yo' young

All right
OK
No way

An' I wish I was sixteen again
Then things would be such fun
All the things I'd do would be the same
But they're much more fun
Than when you're twenty wo' wo' wo' wo' wo' one

All right
OK
No way

An' I hate modern music
Disco boogie pop
They go on an' on an' on an' on an' on
How I wish they would stop

A fiction romance
I love this love story
That never seems to happen in my life
A fiction romance
All love and glory
That never seems to happen in my life

Dreams of love and dreams of pain
And dreams again again again
Again which can be yours just by taking hold
Dreams that I can realize
Are quite contained within your eyes
Say fiction romance is not so old

A fiction romance
The love of the ages
That never seems to matter in my life
A fiction romance
On magazine pages
That never seems to feature in my life

Dreaming scheming unaware
That quite somewhere some unaware folk
Are not thinking 'bout what they have been told
Something strange is happening to
The way I see the world I view
That fiction romance is not sold

As a fiction romantic
I never expected
All these things to happen in real life
And no fiction romantic
Could ever've predicted
All the things that happen in my life

When I don't know what to do
I just think about me and you
If I was a little stronger then I'd be bold
Something strange is happening to me
I don't know what these shivers mean to you
Is this the fiction kind of romance getting hold

A fiction romance
A fiction romance
A fiction romance
A fiction romance
A fiction romance
A fiction romance
A fiction romance
A fiction romance

Fiction romance
Fiction romance
Fiction romance
Fiction romance
Fiction romance
Fiction romance
Fiction romance
Fiction romance

I'm in love again
Been like this before
I'm in love again
This time's true I'm sure

Don't wanna end up like no nine day wonder
I've been hurt so many times before
So my darlin' I will never leave you
It's in my blood to always love you more
Love you more

It's my heart again
That drives me so wild
I just can't explain
Although I'm not a child

So why would I cry if you ever left me?
Maybe 'cause you're all I'm livin' for
With every heartbeat I want you madly
It's in my blood to always love you more
Love you more

Oh my love again
What I say is true
Though it may sound plain
I love you

And it means more to me than life can offer
And if this isn't true love then I am sure
That after this love there'll be no other
Until the razor cuts

Pretty girls
Pretty boys
Have you ever heard your mommy say
"Noise annoys"?

Pretty girls
Pretty boys
Have you ever heard your mommy shout
"Noise annoys"?

Go..

Pretty girls
Pretty boys
Have you ever heard your mommy scream
"Noise annoys"?

Pretty girls
Pretty boys
Have you ever heard your mommy scream
"Noise annoys"?

Pretty girls
Pretty boys
Have you ever heard your mommy say
"Noise annoys"?

You spurn my natural emotions
You make me feel I'm dirt and I'm hurt
And if I start a commotion
I run the risk of losing you and that's worse

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
You shouldn't've fallen in love with

I can't see much of a future
Unless we find out what's to blame, what a shame
And we won't be together much longer
Unless we realize that we are the same

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
You shouldn't've fallen in love with

You disturb my natural emotions
You make me feel I'm dirt and I'm hurt
And if I start a commotion
I'll only end up losing you and that's worse

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
You shouldn't've fallen in love with

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
You shouldn't've fallen in love with

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
You shouldn't've fallen in love with

Fallen in love with
Ever fallen in love with someone
You shouldn't've fallen in love with

Operators manual
Tells me what to do
When emotions blow a fuse
Indicating blue

Operators manual
Tells me what to find
And how to make adjustments when
You tamper with my mind

Oh, operators manual
I'd just fall apart without you
If only I had a mechanic
Then somehow I know I'd pull through

Operators manual
On page sixty-three
Tells me what to do when you
Do these things to me

Oh, operators manual
I'd just fall apart without you
If only I had a mechanic
Then somehow I know I'd pull through

Operators manual
Tells me what to do
When emotions blow a fuse
And I'm feeling blue

Operators manual
On page sixty-three
Tells me what to do when you
Do these things to me

Oh, operators manual
I'd just fall apart without you
If only I had a mechanic
Then somehow I know I'd pull through

I bet that you love me like I love you
But I should know that gambling just don't pay
So I look up to the sky
And I wonder what it'll be like in days gone by
As I sit and bathe in the wave of nostalgia for an age yet to come

I always used to dream of the past
But like they say yesterday never comes
Sometimes there's a song in my brain
And I feel that my heart knows the refrain
I guess it's just the music that brings on nostalgia for an age yet to come

Ah, nostalgia for an age yet to come
Nostalgia for an age yet to come

About the future I only can reminisce
For what I've had is what I'll never get
And although this may sound strange
My future and my past are presently disarranged
And I'm surfing on a wave of nostalgia for an age yet to come

I look and I only see what I don't know
All that was strong invincible is slain
Takes more than sunshine to make everything fine
And I feel like I'm trapped in the middle of time
And this constant feeling of nostalgia for an age yet to come

Ah, nostalgia for an age yet to come

About the future I only can reminisce
For what I've had is what I'll never get
And although this may sound strange
My future and my past are presently disarranged
And I'm surfing on a wave of nostalgia for an age yet to come

I look I only see what I don't know
All that was strong invincible is slain
Takes more than sunshine to make everything fine
And I feel like I'm caught in the middle of time
And this constant feeling of nostalgia for an age yet to come

Ah, nostalgia for an age yet to come

Nostalgia for an age yet to come
Nostalgia for an age yet to come

I'm on my own now
You've gone and left me
I bet you don't know
How you've upset me

'Cause I've nothing left at all
At all, at all, at all, at all
At all, at all, at all
I've nothing left at all

Did you love me?
I'd like to think so
But I was blameless
So why did you go?

'Cause I've nothing left at all
At all, at all, at all, at all
At all, at all, at all
I've nothing left at all

I've lost a lover
And I am certain
I'll get another
So why'm I hurtin'

'Cause I've nothing left at all
At all, at all, at all, at all
At all, at all, at all
I've nothing left at all

'Cause I've nothing left at all
At all, at all, at all, at all
At all, at all, at all
I've nothing left at all

Do you believe in E.S.P.?
I do and I'm trying to get through to you
If you're picking up off me
Think about just what to do, think

Brainwaves transmitted from my mind
Of a magnetic kind
I don't know what to do
If I can't get through to you, so think

Do you believe in E.S.P.?
I've been trying to get through to you
If you've been picking up off me
Then you'll know just what to do, don't you

Ah, loving you is easy you are on my side
We played the game strictly to our rules
We led the field a love affair
Which made all other lovers fools

Oh, how can you ever let me down (down)
How can you ever let me down (down)
How can you ever let me down
These promises (a-ah)
Are made for us (o-o-oh o-oh)

We promised that we'd always have time for each other
Whenever I needed you'd be there
We promised to be true there'd be no other
We promised that forever we would care

Oh, how can you ever let me down? (down)
How can you ever let me down? (down)
How can you ever let me down?
These promises (a-ah)
Are made for us (o-o-oh o-oh)

We had to change
Oh, but you stayed the same
You wouldn't change
Oh, what a shame

'Cause loving you's not easy you're not on my side
We play a game with two sets of rules
We lead the field in a love affair
Oh, strictly meant for fools

Oh, why did you ever let me down (down)
Why did you ever let me down (down)
Why did you ever let me down
Those promises (a-ah)
Were made for us (o-o-oh o-oh)

You never have any time for me
Whenever I need you you're not there
You've never been true and it's plain to see
The fact is you never really cared

Oh, why did you ever let me down (down)
Why did you ever let me down (down)
Why did you ever let me down
Those promises (a-ah)
We made for us (o-o-oh o-oh)

When you kiss me
Does the lipstick on your lip stick on my face
Will you miss me
In your dreams does your lover have my face

Ah, when you kiss me
Does the lipstick on your lip stick on my face
Ah, will you miss me
In your dreams does your lover have my face

It's the morning
And the mourning it is dawning on me too
I'd no warning
Just a condolence card to tell me that we're through

Ah, it's the morning
And the mourning it is dawning on me too
I had no warning
Just a condolence card to tell me that we're through

Will you kiss me
Does the lipstick on your lip stick on my face
When you miss me
In your dreams does my lover have your face

Ah, when you kiss me
Does the lipstick on your lip stick on my face
Ah, will you miss me
In your dreams does your lover have my face

I was so tired of being upset
Always wanting something I never could get
Life's an illusion love is a dream
But I don't know what it is

Everybody's happy nowadays
Everybody's happy nowadays

I was so tired of being upset
Always wanting something I never could get
Life's an illusion love is a dream
But I don't know what it is

'Cause everybody's happy nowadays
Everybody's happy nowadays

Life's an illusion love is the dream
But I don't know what it is
Everyone's saying things to me
But I know it's okay, okay

Everybody's happy nowadays
Everybody's happy nowadays

Everybody's happy nowadays
Everybody's happy nowadays

Life's an illusion love is a dream
Life's an illusion love is the dream
Life's the illusion love is a dream
Life's the illusion love is the dream

Everybody's happy nowadays
Everybody's happy nowadays

Well, bet you're tired of being upset
Always wanting something you never could get
Life's an illusion love's not a dream
Now I know just what it is

Everybody's happy nowadays
Everybody's happy nowadays

Whenever I'm in doubt about things I do
I listen to the high street wailing sounds in a queue
I go out for my walking sailing social news
Don't let it get me down I'm long in the tooth

When I'm out in the open clattering shoppers around
The neon signs that take your eyes to town
Your thoughts are chosen your world is advertising now
And extravagance matters to worshippers of the pound

But it's a harmony in my head
It's a harmony in my head

The tortured faces expression out aloud
And life's little ironies seem so obvious now
Your cashed in cheques have placed the payments down
And there's a line of buses all wait to take you out

But it's a harmony in my head
It's a harmony in my head
It's a ...

It's a harmony in my head
It's a harmony in my head
It's a harmony in my head
It's a harmony in my head

Whenever I'm in doubt about things I do
I listen to the high street wailing sounds in a queue
I go out for my walking sailing social news
Don't let it get me down I'm long in the tooth

'Cause it's a harmony in my head
It's a harmony in my head
It's a harmony in my head
It's a harmony in my head