Desmon has a barrow in the market place. Morley is a singer in the band. Desmon says to Morley, "Girl, I like your face." And Morley says this as she takes him by the hand.
* Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da. Life goes on. La. La lalala life goes on. Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da. Life goes on. La. La lalala life goes on.
Desmon takes Morley to the jewerly store. Buys a twenty carrot golden ring. Takes it back to Morley waiting at the door. And as he gives it to her she begins to sing.
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** In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home. With a couple of kids running in the yards, Desmon and Morley Jones. Hahahaha~ Happy ever after in the market place Desmon lets the children lend the hand. Morley stays at home and does her pretty face. And in the evening she still sings it with the band.
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Happy ever after in the market place Desmond lets the children lend a hand Morley stays at home and does her pretty face And in the evening she still sings it with the band Ob-la-di Ob-la-da life goes on bra, La- la how the life goes on Ob-la-di Ob-la-da life goes on bra, La- la how the life goes on
And if you want some fun Take Ob-la-di Ob-la-da, Thank you!
Here come old flattop He come grooving up slowly He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller He got hair down to his knee Got to be a joker he just do what he please
He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola He say "I know you, you know me" One thing I can tell you is you got to be free Come together right now over me
He bag production he got walrus gumboot He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker He got feet down below his knee Hold you in his armchair You can feel his disease Come together right now over me
He roller-coaster he got early warning He got muddy water he one mojo filter He say "One and one and one is three" Got to be good-looking 'Cause he's so hard to see Come together right now over me
Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the door...
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again Teacher gets annoyed Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene She tells Max to stay When the class has gone away So he waits behind Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-oo..." But when she turns her back on the boy He creeps up from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead
B.C. Thirty-One said "we caught a dirty one" Maxwell stands alone Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free) The judge does not agree And he tells them so-o-o-oo But as the words are leaving his lips A noise comes from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon his head Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that he was dead silver hammer man
Oh! Darling, please believe me I'll never do you no harm Believe me when I tell you I'll never do you no harm
Oh! Darling, if you leave me I'll never make it alone Believe me when I beg you Don't ever leave me alone
When you told me you didn't need me anymore Well you know I nearly broke down and cried When you told me you didn't need me anymore Well you know I nearly broke down and died
Oh! Darling, if you leave me I'll never make it alone Believe me when I tell you I'll never do you no harm
When you told me you didn't need me anymore Well you know I nearly broke down and cried When you told me you didn't need me anymore Well you know I nearly broke down and died
Oh! Darling, please believe me I'll never let you down Believe me when I tell you I'll never do you no harm
I'd like to be under the sea In an octopus' garden in the shade He'd let us in, knows where we've been In his octopus' garden in the shade
I'd ask my friends to come and see An octopus' garden with me I'd like to be under the sea In an octopus' garden in the shade.
We would be warm below the storm In our little hideaway beneath the waves Resting our head on the sea bed In an octopus' garden near a cave
We would sing and dance around because we know we can't be found I'd like to be under the sea In an octopus' garden in the shade
We would shout and swim about The coral that lies beneath the waves (Lies beneath the ocean waves) Oh what joy for every girl and boy Knowing they're happy and they're safe (Happy and they're safe)
We would be so happy you and me No one there to tell us what to do I'd like to be under the sea In an octopus' garden with you.
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, and I say it's all right
Little darling, It's been a long cold lonely winter Little darling, it feels like years Since it's been here Here comes the sun, here comes the sun and I say it's all right
Little darling, The smiles returning to the faces Little darling, It seems like years since it's been here Here comes the sun, here comes the sun and I say it's all right
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting Little darling, It seems like years since it's been clear Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, and I say it's all right Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, It's all right it's all right
You never give me your money You only give me your funny paper and in the middle of negotiations you break down
I never give you my number I only give you my situation and in the middle of investigation I break down
Out of college, money spent See no future, pay no rent All the money's gone, nowhere to go Any jobber got the sack Monday morning, turning back Yellow lorry slow, nowhere to go But oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go Oh, that magic feeling Nowhere to go
One sweet dream Pick up the bags and get in the limousine Soon we'll be away from here Step on the gas and wipe that tear away One sweet dream came true today Came true today Came true today (yes it did)
One two three four five six seven, All good children go to Heaven
Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose Such a mean old man Such a mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop She never stops, she's a go-getter Takes him out to look at the queen Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene Such a dirty old man Dirty old man
Well you should see Polythene Pam She's so good-looking but she looks like a man Well you should see her In drag dressed in her polythene bag Yes you should see Polythene Pam. Yeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller When she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built. Yeah yeah yeah.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day
I want to tell her that I love her a lot But I gotta get a bellyful of wine Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeh, someday I'm going to make her mine.
Flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.C., Didn't get to bed last night. On the way the paper bag was on my knee, Man, I had a dreadful flight.
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. You don't know how lucky you are boy, Back in the U.S.S.R.
Been away so long I hardly knew the place, Gee, it's good to be back home. Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case, Honey disconnect the phone.
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. You don't know how lucky you are boy, Back in the U.S., back in the U.S., back in the U.S.S.R.
Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out, They leave the West behind. And Moscow girls make me sing and shout, That Georgia's always on my mi- mi- mi- mi- mi- mi- mi- mi- mind.
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. You don't know how lucky you are boy, Back in the U.S.S.R.
Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out, They leave the West behind. And Moscow girls make me sing and shout, That Georgia's always on my mi- mi- mi- mi- mi- mi- mi- mi- mind.
Show me 'round your snow peaked mountains way down south, Take me to your daddy's farm. Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out, Come and keep your comrade warm.
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. You don't know how lucky you are boy, Back in the U.S.S.R.
