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Hey girl I got somethin` real important to give you
So just sit down and listen Girl you know we`ve been together such a long long time (such a long time) And now I`m ready to lay it on the line (Wooow) You know it`s Christmas and my heart is open wide Gonna give you something so you know what`s on my mind A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside it`s my dick in a box Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don`t mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl ya gotta know you`re my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin` real Wanna get you somethin` from the heart Somethin` special girl It`s my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe It`s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl See I`m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin` (yeah) And I got just the one, somethin` to show ya that you are second to none To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It`s easy to do just follow these steps 1: Cut a hole in a box 2: Put your junk in that box 3: Make her open the box And that`s the way you do it It`s my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe It`s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl Christmas; dick in a box Hanukkah; dick in a box Kwanzaa; a dick in a box Every single holiday a dick in a box Over at your parent`s house a dick in a box Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box Backstage at the CMA`s a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow) a dick in a box.. |
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