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Great Milenko (HaHa ha haha) Great Milenko (Hehe hehe Haha haha) Great Milenko (HaHa ha haha) Great Milenko (Hehe Hehe Haha haha) (Violent J) Come one, come all, and witness magic! I introduce to you, an occult sorcerer Of the ancient craft of Necromancy A caster of mind-bending illusions From the nether void of the shadow walkers Excelled from Shangri-La, The Great Milenko (Chorus 2x) Great Milenko (HaHa ha haha) Great Milenko (Hehe hehe Haha haha) Great Milenko (HaHa ha haha) Great Milenko (Hehe Hehe Haha haha) (Shaggy 2 Dope) Ladies and Gentlemen Witness the keeper of arcane, wicked voodoo magic A beguiler of spells, hexes, and curses With the help of potions, talismans, and ancient relics From the forbidden realms of the Dark Carnival Ladies and Gentlemen The Great Milenko (Chorus repeat until song ends) Great Milenko (HaHa ha haha) Great Milenko (Hehe hehe Haha haha) Great Milenko (HaHa ha haha) Great Milenko (Hehe Hehe Haha haha) |
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"Serial slaughtering stranglers
Jugging Juggling juggalos Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks I C fuckin P's in the house" Abracadabra boom shacka dae I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae And I come with a hat full of tricks Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks Hahahahahahahaha, fuck you Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to The Cobra's, X-men, and Counts, and everybody with clown love Even sets I've never heard of Roll into town, and out with the big top Four cards down, and two more still to drop And when it does, I pack up and hit the road Cuz I don't wanna see your head EXPLODE Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken Add a buck, you get a two-liter with 'em And when the genie says on with the show It's hokus pokus jokers, Great Milenko. Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride Shazam BAM, shocka locka lokey Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis Call me a psycho-skitso freak And I'll call you by your name (dick-anus) Cuz I can give two shits and a fuck I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard. I grab your gizzard Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin Everybody's waitin for the show to begin Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go Try to land in a glass of Faygo Uh, you suck, you missed the fuckin glass Broken neck, and busted your fuckin ass But the genie says on with the show Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko. What awaits you after death, rub the lamp and explore Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride Enter Milenko's Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride "Fuck em all, fuck em all Clown dawg, freak dawg Joker dawg, Milenko dawg" Fidgets of joker's cards blasting in your mother's face Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride Rude Boy and Chucky down wit the clown First time we ever went to Mexican Town I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot And beat us down in the fuckin parking lot Tall Jess, Jump Steady, and Nate the Mack Tagged ICP by the train tracks And it was on, the dawn of a new day Magical carpets screaming down the freeway Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah I met Milenko, he gave me 3 wishes That night, I fucked 3 fat bitches Then get the fuck with it, forget it I'll rip your face off, and wipe my ass with it When the genie says on with the show Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko Climb aboard our magic train and join us inside Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride Fifty-two villians, hammered town, the show must go on Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies! Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride Clowns of darkness and underneath them comes the cloud Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride "Fuck that!" |
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COME AND GET IT! Woo! We got some fresh vittles for your fat chicken-ass
to snack on, bitch! So here, start wit' a slice of this fresh piggy pie, mothafucka! The first little piggy, his house is made of wood, He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood. He likes to fuck his sister, and drink his moonshine, A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine! I rode into town with my ax in my holster, Everybody knows about the wicked piggy roaster. A farmer at the border, he tried to take me out, I drew my ax with the quickness, and cut his chicken feathers out! Walked in the village, and to the piggy's place, He opened up his door, and popped me in the face. It blew me off the porch, and cracked my head in half, But I'm a Juggalo, so it only made me laugh. (Hehe!) Forty in hand, I rose from the dead, And threw with all my might, I made a ping noise off his head. Since we out west, I had a little fun, And pulled his fuckin' tongue out the back of his cranium! (chors) Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie. There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die. I might use a gun, (No!) I might use an ax, (yes!) The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks! The second little piggy, his house is made of brick, And this little piggy is a mutha fuckin' dick. He sits on his bench and gets all the respect, But if I get a chance, I'm goin' straight for the neck. He walked in the room, and everybody rose, Lopped off bucket chillin' underneath my clothes. First they let the piggy, now you can finally sit, But what this piggy don't know is he's about to get his neck wet! Now I see the bailiff, I'm thinkin' what the fuck? I can smoke this room before his hearing aid will pick it up. Old-ass man, I let him get away, That tired mutha fucka, probably die tomorrow anyway. Here come the piggy, it's time for my case, His eyes are blood red with a wicked lookin' face. He saw my joker's smile, and sentenced me a dime, So I racked on the bucket, made it fuckin' rain pork rhines! (chors) Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie. There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die. I might use a knife, (No!) I might use an ax, (yes!) The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!(x2) The last little piggy, his house is made of gold, He lives in a mansion on his own private road, I started walking down it, the guardy he told me wait, I bounced off his head and did a Jackie Chan over the gate! Cuz this little piggy, must definitely fry, I'm a lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky. And then I watch the moon take the form of the devil, And pull it out the sky, and beat it with a shovel. People in my city, they fight for they meals, He sleeps on a mattress stuffed with hundred dollar bills. A richie is the devil, he never really made it, So I'm a take his money stack and stuff his face wit' it. Opened up his door, he's sleeping in his bed, I grabbed a brick of gold laid it upside his head. He begged for his life, I told him it's too late, It took away his dough and watched the devil suffocate, cuz I need (chors) Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie. There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die. I might use a gun, (No!) I might use an ax, (yes!) The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks! (X3) |
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(Host Intro)
Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown, Who says women love his sexy smile. Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question? (Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, so let's say you were to come over to my parents' house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay. Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it. I might show up in a tux, ha! But I doubt it. I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you! Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready! Your dad would probably start trippin', and get me pissed. I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips! It's dinner time, while hearin' grace from your mother. I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother. I'm steady, staring at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13 she got some big tits! After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin! After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd dry fuck her 'till I nut in my underwear!!!! (Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival. He says women call him stretch nuts. Sharon, let's hear your question. (Sharon) I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions. A man who expresses himself in his own special way. #2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? First thing, I could never love you. You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you! But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, by takin all these other mutha fuckers outta here! I'd go through your phonebook and whack 'em all, and find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw! (what) Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin' fuckin' nuggets off all day! I'd Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist, let em go, and watch 'em both spring up in your face. I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVEMAN! Then we'd go to the beach and walk through the sand. I'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'. As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!! (Host) Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden. (Sharon) Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would your pick up lines be? Whoever's the smoothest wins! Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar, and tell you that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are! I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake. Fuck,that! You'd be jackin' me quick! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face! Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo that'll get her! Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better! Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack. I walked into a barn, and there he was, standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin' ta fuck it It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama. Damn, dogg! How you gonna diss yo mama? |
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Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door
Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real But you had to fuck up tha whole deal "Lets take a walk down the hallway It's a long way it, it takes all day!" And when you get to tha end, you'll find a chair With straps and chains, we slap you in there Lock you down tight so you can't move a thread And pull your eyelids up over your head Cuz you're about to witness an illusionary dream It's just to bad it ain't what it seems You walk in and see two kids on the floor They playin Nintendo and he's got tha high score And sittin behind them chillin in a chair Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there It's some other man in the hand in hand Now she looks so happy you don't understand See this is an illusion, it never came true All because of you! Back to reality and what you're about Your wife can't smile cuz ya knocked her teeth out And she can't see straight from gettin hit Cuz you're a fat fuckin drunk piece of shit But it's all good here, come have a beer I'll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear And you're death comes wicked painful and slow At tha hands of MILENKO! Great Milenko, wave your wand Don't look now, your life is gone This is all because of you What you got yourself into Great Milenko, wave your wand Don't look now, your life is gone This is all because of you What you got yourself into Look who's next it's Mr. Clark The dirty old man from the trailer park You got your ticket? Thanks take your coat off And later on, why not, I'll rip your throat off "Lets take a walk down the hallway It's a long way it, it takes all day" And when you get to the end you'll find a chair You see all the blood, yeah your boy was just here We get all different kind of people comin through Richies, chickens and bitches just like you In the Halls everybody gets a turn To sit and witness your illusion before you burn What do we have here, oh yeah, no way It looks like your kids and they okay Your daughter's chillin up in college top grade And your son's a fuckin doctor, phat paid They got families and kids and it's all good They even coach little league in the neighborhood Is this true have ya really seen tha holy ghost? Nah, bitch, not even close! Back to reality your son's on crack And your daughter's got nut stains on her back And they both fuckin smell like shit And live in the gutter and sell crack to each other When they were kids you'd beat em and leave em home And even whip em with the cord on the telephone And that reminds me man hey ya gotta call Watch your step to Hell...it's a long fall! Great Milenko, wave your wand Don't look now, your life is gone This is all because of you What you got yourself into Great Milenko, wave your wand Don't look now, your life is gone This is all because of you What you got yourself into Ah, it's time to pack up and move to the next town But we forgot Mr. Bigot, okay, dig it We can't show you an illusion cuz we're all packed But I'll still cut ya neck out, hows that? Great Milenko, wave your wand Don't look now, your life is gone This is all because of you What you got yourself into Great Milenko, wave your wand Don't look now, your life is gone This is all because of you What you got yourself into Great Milenko, wave your wand Don't look now, your life is gone This is all because of you What you got yourself into Great Milenko, wave your wand Don't look now, your life is gone This is all because of you What you got yourself into |
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(knock knock) Oh shit he's here Hi 'Uhh how ya doing? Is this the right place for that furniture ahh' Yeah sure is come on in 'Pretty nice place here you got here cobwebs are a nice touch So that's the couch eh?' Yeah we got some um take a look at the upholstry right there 'That's pretty fucking nice I haven't seen Whoa you all right there' Excuse me real upholstry 'I ain't seen nothing like that since shit like back in the'...CLUNK Mutherfucka!! YOU WANT MY COUCH?! You muthaFUCKA!! I need your mutherfucking brain! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY COUCH! WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINKIN'?! Now come here you BIG FAT MUTHA FUCKA get on the table! I was never popular this I'll admit, fuck school School never liked me, cool All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead Make fun of the size of my forehead But that shit never bothered me See momma and mother they owned a lot of property They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time ......Well all my time was spent I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked three times Cluck Cluck Cluck, then it was dead I made a lot of things cool Like a frog with a turkey neck(gobble gobble gobble) it was the shit, yeah! But I'm still lonely I need a homey So I collected limbs and made me a zombie I could have made a girlie friend But fuck that I got my girlie right here(masturbation and moaning sounds) yeah! You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity 'So this is like where you live?' That's right why you don't like it? 'I mean oh my god it's dirty Do you like'- THUD Hehe Shut up BITCH! GIMME YOUR TIPPIE TOES! I used some many body parts it was crazy I killed a whole bunch of muthafucka's like, what eighty? They all chipped in on my special friend Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend, come on! I hear the other children playing outside "Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fucking hides" Careful! this part's wack(what?) Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack(eh!) Shit! Fuck! I'm sawing off an elbow Looking at the meter my quazar in the low(what?!) Or better yet look out the fucking window(oh) I see a storm coming it's all most time to roll Screw the head on come on, come on It's the thuggish ruggish Bone OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz Fuck!! Shit, didn't work You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity Hey 'Hey you call for a wrecka?' Sure did come on in 'I got the truck running outside I'm gonna go ahead' THUD 'Oww muthafucka what you'd hit me with a fucking frying pan or sumthing? what the fuck' THUD What the fuck bro? You crazy mutherfucka oww that shit hurts' (Violent J is in pursuit) THUD Come here!! THUD 'I'm gonna fuck you up!' Get back here!! 'He's trying to kill me!!' THUD It wasn't always easy(hell nah!) let me tell ya But fuck that (err!) cause I ain't no failure(YEAH!) I put the shit with the veins and stuff with that wait a minute (fart sound) You hear that? Yeah! It's alive(wooo), I just gotta wake it up Hand me that Rock N Rye Pour it in the cup Give it to his ass WAIT HOLD UP pause I ain't cleanin' his draws man fuck that! Get him set, get him ready it's all most time Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine I see him twitching I'm on a roll He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival(wooo!) Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit And just wait for that (come on come come on come on) lightning bolt to hit Did it work? You make the call! Shaggy ? "What up Y'all?!" (triumphant shouts) I'm Alive, I'm alive!! You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity We will rule eternity We will rule eternity We will rule eternity We will rule eternity |
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The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night
The ravenous, blood-sick creature searches for it's sacrifice Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to the darkness from which it came... Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (hiiiiiiiiiii)Boys and girls, it's nighty night time Happy J the Clown has a nursery rhyme It's about, The Boogie Woogie Man Keep your light on as long as you can Cuz when it cuts off, so does your head Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed With a shank, shpah!, up through the bottom Little Jimmy Jimmy Got 'em! It's the one and only Boogie Man He creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he slides If your little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed You're runnin on stubs motherfucker!!! Wellllllll, moonlight fills the room that u sleep in Things go bump in the night, me creeping Ouch! Fuck! I stubbed my toe If you'd just quit leaving your shit all over the fuckin floor Fuck it, you're dead anyway And I'm gonna leave your head smack dead in the hallway In the morning, when your daddy walks out (AAAAHHH!!!) His foots in your mouth, thanks to the Boogie Man Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (here comes the boogie man) Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha haha haha haha) Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man) Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom! dad! haha! haha!) Does the Boogie Man really exist? Welllll, is your mother a bald-headed freak bitch? yes! You fall asleep and wake up dead With a broken broom stickin out yo forehead I sing lullabies until you dose off Tie you down and chew your fuckin toes off And then spit 'em out back in your face Fuck, wash your feet bitch! The world famous Boogie Woogie Wu will come to you Slumber parties, sleepovers, intimate nights Watever the occasion for the midnight hour He will gladly come and fuck that shit up I don't beat women, fuck that, I'm above it (no no) But I'll cut her fucking neck and think nothing of it You didn't know the Boogie Man was a clown But when you see the juggla your holding your jugular" With a swing, chop, stab, swing, chop You're holding your neck together, but your nuts drop And the cops do the best they can They pull the ax out your face and say "Was it the Boogie Man?" Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (what was he wearing?) Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha haha haha haha) Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man) Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom! dad! haha! haha!) Please don't let me fall asleep Cuz the Boogie Man will creep Through my window in my room Stab me with a broken broom! Please don't let me fall sleep Cuz the Boogie Man will creep Through my window in my room Stab- ... BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE! It's the incredible, undeadable Boogie Man Go ahead, pull the covers over your head Hide under them, he don't give a fuck It'll just make it that much more easier For him to suffocate your face! There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do Wat? you think I'm a tell you "Mom, can you leave the door open a bit?" Thanks, an easy way in, you fucking idiot Now I stretch your neck out and play it like a banjo Boomchicka boomchicka like that shit, yo Then I stretch it out more and fling ur head through the wall It's the Boogie Man y'all Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (here comes the boogie man) Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha haha haha haha) Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man) Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom! dad! haha! haha!) |
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I need a bitch, a special bitch I need a bitch who pussy poppin' booty switch I need a bitch, felatio On the freeway with my pedal to the flo' I need a bitch, like cheery pie I need a bitch like billy bill need a eye I need a bitch, an alcoholic I need a bitch pukin', bent over my toilet The bitchy bitch, bitchin' about nothin' I need a bitch to jizm in her bellybutton I need a bitch, a prostitute She'd f**k my homies and we could split the loot [chorus] I need my cheery pie Baby I want you, baby I want my cherry pie Baby I want you, baby I need my cherry pie Baby I want you, baby gimme my cherry pie Baby I want you, my cherry cherry pie [shaggy 2 dope] I need a bitch, fresh out the pen I need a bitch like harland williams need a chin I need a bitch, a mental case She cuts me cheap and shoots us both in the face I need a hoe, to use me for my money I need a bitch like ? ? ? ? ? I need a freak like cherry pie Like whipped cream and lemon che-che-cherry pie I need a woman , to let me hit it In the bushes raw at the herpe clinic I need a bitch, who like to fight And get her nose punched in like every night [chorus] [violent j] I need a bitch in a cheap hotel So I don't know which one to blame for the smell I need a bitch, that doesn't care She like to finger f**k her booty in the mirror Cherry pie, my cherry pie Cherry pie with lemon jell-o cherry pie I need a bitch hurricanranna A bitch who suck on dick like eminem mama I need a bitch, I need a slut I need a bitch who like bananas in her butt I need a bitch now more than ever I need a bitch who gots a head that I can sever I need my cherry pie [chorus] |
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I Mean I Hear What Your Saying I Mean You Got Carried Away In The Moment And I Could Forgive You I Could Do That I Could Do Anything If I Wanted to I Could Buy You A Lexus Truck With A White Leather Interior I Could Kill Off Some Bears And Dogs And Shit Just To Make You A Fur Coat I could love you and treat you with class And Have babies fallin all out your ass But thinkin about that I feel I'd rather kill you (Cause I got you in my car and u ain't goin' nowhere bitch your dead) I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie I could take all the facepaint off and get a real job workin for your dad I would rather take a 10 pound axe and stick it your daddys forehead I could let you move into my house You'd fuck the neighbour everytime i go out And wipe his nut on my pillow (Oh) But I think id rather kill you (Cause we parked all alone in this dark alley way, hey) I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie Im the one who killed your precious cat and stuffed him in your fuckin mailbox If I only hadnt cut off my hair id choke you with all my dreadlocks When I scream at the moon every night you should have known something just ain't right Cause im going to slap you (Bitch) and then im going to kill you (Cause the moon told me to and its watching us right now) I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie I could go back to school instead and try to get my diploma, I know I'd much rather bang your head on the wall Until you fall into a coma Cause i cant get you out of my head Id cut my head off but then i would be dead And I aint the only mutherfucker thats dying So lets just die together I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie (lets just die toghter) I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie (lets just die toghter) I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie (lets just die toghter) I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Because you fucked my homie (lets just die toghter) |
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It was like March, April
Fuckin Libra Taurus, born in 1775 I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive I used to hang with the original Billy the kid You probably think I'm only playin but, I did My daddies were a 2 headed freak show Mamma a fortune tella, Esmerel'a Zella Anyway they had sex on a Ouija board And I was born the next day Violent J When I was 14 I tripped on the train track And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack I'm out cold, they though it would fuck me up I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what? Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy child of the Witch heifer Whatever Tied me up burned me and threw stones Had a few scrapes and cuts Smokey Nuts After that they started bowin and shit Prayin to me, you know how those primitives get I said get off my dick I ain't a savior I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava 4 simple things in this bitch before I die I want a rusty ax I wanna know voodoo A fat bitch named Bridget And a little sip of Faygo to Till I get my shit in this motha fucka I will neva DIE! 50 years passed all my homies are old ass fucks I ain't even got hair on my nuts I left the village in the search of my ends, I wrestled Alligators Battled terminators Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me I fought in the civil war, Yankees army I walked across enemy lines with a mack 10 Man they didn't even have that shit back then How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up? Well at least make this shit sound real man damn! I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lantern Steady takin cannon balls To the balls The war ended, I traveled the country horse back Until this fool tried to horse jack He put his gat to my head and blew my face up Didn't even smear the makeup I took his gun a put a divit in his neck The sherriff didn't like it I got indicted 87 long years in the state pen Till they finally forgot why they put me in They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin On they way out they like "Yo ain't you like a houndred and somethin?" I'm said Yeah thats right, and I ain't gonna die till I get my shit motha fucka!!! I want a rusty ax I wanna know voodoo A fat bitch named Bridget Just a little sip or two Till I get my shit in this motha fucka I will neva DIE! I slept under bridges, lived in a valley Climbed up mountains, searched the alleys More years passed and I still ain't died Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side My homie has an Impala blue '67 Last night we hit the road pushin 111 I stuck my head out the window told 'em floor it the most And let my nugget ping off a light post hahahaha hell yeah cuz, yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight bust The world hates me cuz of shit like this They always try and kill me but, MISS I know it's odd cuz my face is forever painted When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted My tongues a little long I choke people with it Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it And I told ya my neck can strech for miles I sorta look like somethin from the X-Files People wanna see me die for then a little bit But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my SHIT And I ain't gonna die till I get it!!!! I want a rusty ax I wanna know voodoo A fat bitch named Bridget I said Faygo FUCK Mountain Dew Till I get my shit in this motha fucka I will neva Die! Die (2x) |
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If I only could I'd set the world on fire (x3)
Say fuck the world FUCK THE WORLD! Fuck 'em all FUCK 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus Fuck Darius, Fuck the West Coast and fuck everybody on the East EAT SHIT AND DIE, or fuck off at least Fuck preschoolers, fuck rulers, kings and queens and gold jewelers Fuck wine coolers Fuck chickens, fuck ducks Everybody in your crew sucks punk motha fucks Fuck critics, fuck your review Even if you like me, FUCK YOU! Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's mamma Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dalai Lama Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forest Gump You probably like it in the RUMP, fuck a shoe pump Fuck the real deal, and fuck all the fakes Fuck all 52 states, oooh And fuck you If I only could I'd set the world on fire (3x) If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating) Say fuck the world FUCK THE WORLD! Fuck 'em all FUCK 'EM ALL (2x) Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker Fuck your girlfriend I probably did her already Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, jump steady My homie fuck 'em what are ya gonna do Fuck that bitch fuck you Yeah well fuck you to Don't bother to analyze these rhymes In this song I say FUCK 93 times Fuck the president, fuck your welfare Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck You like to hunt a lot, SO FUCKIN WHAT! Fuck disco, Count of Monte Cristo Fuck cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco And fuck everyone that went down with the Titanic, in a panic I'm like, FUCK YOU ALL!!!! If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating) Say fuck the world FUCK THE WORLD! Fuck 'em all FUCK 'EM ALL (2x) Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Deon Warwick You both make me sick, suck my dick Fuck the Berlin wall, both sides of it And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is Fuck everybody in the hemisphere Fuck them across the world and fuck them right here You know the guy who operates the Rouge River drawbridge in Delray on Jefferson? FUCK HIM! Fuck your idea, fuck your gonorrhea, fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Miavia Fuck your wife your homie did he's fuckin you Fuck the police and the 502 Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe Fuck everybody inside Whoevers on the cover, fuck his mother Fuck your homies little brother from around the way And fuck Violent J |
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Bitches (3x)
Bitch what tha fuck? What ya try to do to me? You wasn't true to me When I was locked up you fucked somethin like 34 guys But I let that slide Cuz your ass is bangin, your titties is phat I wanted to fuck that, but fuck that I never gave a fuck that, you put me through the courts And gave me genital warts Now I stack my nine, I'm goin for your knees I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze As your standin there I'ma be like BITCH! You know you done fucked up right? Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die, (never wanted it like that) (4x) Bitch don't talk about bitches I'm fuckin them Please no fat bitches I'm fuckin slim Unless its one of those nights I'm smokin my shit I don't care about how I'm fuckin it How much it cost big fat crack head? Ain't tryin to hear all them words you said Five minutes bitch, and I came Fuck your name, and from were you came I don't give a fuck bitch, I will kill you You Sequeta You Bolinda You to Passion BITCH!!! Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (4x) One thing I can't stand is these bitches Tryin to take my riches, when I ain't even got none I never lied, you knew what I wanted all the while My dick in your vertical smile We kiss and hug, and snug and tickle But the bitch wouldn't even buff my fuckin pickle She fucked everybody else in the place It's all good, NOW LET ME HEAD BUTT YOUR FACE! Bitch I love you but now ya gotta die Girl you know I love you but now ya gotta die Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (repeat) girl ya know i love you, you dumb bitch! |
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I Love my Faygo, my Nyquil pills, Shaggy, I love my buddies, my Hatchetman, but I love my axe
My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh Me and my axe cut bigot spinal cords in half My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain (Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody everybody run Murdering murdering murdering fun Swing swing swing Chop chop chop Swing swing swing Chop chop chop My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's wrongs Me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he never makes me cry Me and my axe will leave a divot for your eye (TYLENOL INTERLUDE) My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump Me and my axe will leave you hoppin on a stump (Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody everybody run Murdering murdering murdering fun Swing swing swing Chop chop chop Swing swing swing Chop chop chop Look into the deadest tree, tell me baby what you see Don't you hear the branches cry, asking for the reasons why Did they hang so many men, from the branches off of them Why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way Look into the moon's beem, can't you fathom what it's seen Bodies dragging from a truck, driven by a bigot fuck Why you think the heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard skies Ain't no covering the tracks, that's why I'm here and oh yes My axe is my buddy, he'll thump into your head Me and my axe will meake your white hoodies red My axe is my buddy, you let that dixie wave Me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave (TYLENOL INTERLUDE) My axe is my buddy, we both cry with the trees me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees (Chorus repeat until end) Everybody everybody everybody run Murdering murdering murdering fun Swing swing swing Chop chop chop Swing swing swing Chop chop chop |
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Welcome to the tilt-a-whirl
All you muthafuckas are gonna die Everybody! You're dying everyday, constantly I'll kill myself right mutha fuckin' now And still won't die, try me Wicked clowns never, never die, whut? Oh my goody look a chicken Keep your money here's a ticket Hold up keep your kids out here They too young to play in there Step right up now strap'em in Lock it tight under his chin Clamp his arms up to his side It's gon' be a helly ride Now if you misplace an item Psychopathic's sure to find'em If you lose your nugget yo Hatchet ain't responsible Look and wonder if you will Cause we about to rip and kill Think about your every sin As our tilt-a-whirly spins Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Looky look a fancy fuck With his wallet up his butt Give the wealthy what they want Fuck a line put him up front Welcome to our spectacle Carny rides eccentrical Hope you like it even though Have to mingle with the poor Here you go sir have a seat You've got good taste this ride is neat Tell ya now the ride is fast Might want me to hold your cash We gonna spin until your soul Leaves your body dead and cold Tilt-a-whirly sprayin' blood All over the neighborhood Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Watch you die, watch you all die Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie You deserve to die, time for you to die Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on Get up on it get up on it get up on it, wheee Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on Get up on it get up on it get up on it, *squeak* Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride Welcome buddy, what you did Like to punch up on your kids Scoot all them dead bodies down We gon' go another round Excuse us while we clean up here Pile them up on over there Strap'em up and start the show This time speed it up some more Tell me any last requests Before your guts rip out your chest Fuck all that don't give'em nothin' Slap his ass and press the button Fair enough, another down Carnival don't fuck around Fire up the tilt-a-whirl And we'll see you all in hell Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie I'ma watch you die, time for you to die Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Round and round and round you go Round and round and round you go Yo, the dark carnival will never die I mean that's all we do is think about dyin' We wish we die, we hope we die The only problem is... We ain't never ever ever gonna die motherfucker! Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie |
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I gotta tell him
I gotta be a man and handle my business I know he's gonna hate me I gotta call'em What up dawg? What you been up to? Oh yeah, well thats cool, check it out Me and you, we been down for a while right We been here and there, we been pretty tight Somethin happened last night that you might get upset about But hear me out, I didnt mean nothin by it, Im gonna make this quick I gave your momma this dick I dunno how it happened I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin' I was over there mowin' the grass And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass And then I went inside to make a phone call And there she was with her tittie hanging out her bra One thing just led to another Next thing you know, I'm butt-fucking your mother Please dont hate me But I been fuckin your mom loose lately Please dont hate me (I'm sorry) I never said I loved the hoe Please dont hate me But I been fuckin your mom loose lately Please dont hate me (I'm sorry) You never should have trusted a juggalo Don't hang up, I still got more Your momma gives head like a heroin whore I wasn't thinking about you as my bud When she spread my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud We broke out with your grandpa's gin And got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin She's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts Your mommas one of my favorite sluts She likes lickin from the back of my balls To the tip of my dick with one big lick She calls me her big teddy bear (growl) I chase her around in my underwear I'll admit I like spanking her butt I used your sock though to catch my nut Dont worry, I put it back, I knew I better Thats why your toes been stickin together hahahaha Please dont hate me But I been fuckin your mom loose lately Please dont hate me (I'm sorry) I never said I loved the hoe Please dont hate me (please dont hate me) But I been fuckin your mom loose lately Please dont hate me (I'm sorry) You never should have trusted a juggalo(please don't hate me) Maybe they call you a termihater(please don't hate me) If this was a swamp youd be a allihater(please don't hate me) You could use a cold glass of haterade(please don't hate me) Sure come up, bring the ellihater(please don't hate me) Your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo Its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though And I aint trying to diss her either Im only sayin I wish you would trim her beaver some Every hair is like a foot long Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes Its allright with me though I dont mind as long as I can locate the P-hole And your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin Here I am stuffin her muffin Not to mention the pickle buffin And I hope me and you are still cool Im spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow And we plan on fuckin again, allright, Ill talk to you later Peace EMINEM(ooooooooooh) (D'Zam someone got fucked up nigga) Please dont hate me But I been fuckin your mom loose lately Please dont hate me (I'msorry) I never said I loved the hoe Please dont hate me (please dont hate me) But I been fuckin your mom loose lately Please dont hate me (I'm sorry) You never should have trusted a juggalo Please dont hate me (Hey) But I been fuckin your mom loose lately Please dont hate me (I'm sorry) I never said I loved the hoe Please dont hate me (please dont hate me) But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me You never should have trusted a juggalo (chanting) |
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(who is dat?)
aint nobody jealous everybody has they own nobody locked up everybody everybody is free to roam look at that scrubby (jus chillin) wit a hottie on his side look at them rich kids, poor kids everybody together on the same side and they down to ride lets go all the way (lets go all the way) lets go all the way lets go high high high lets go all the way (wiggie wiggie, wiggie wiggie) aint nobody left out everybody gets to go it could never be too crowded come on we still pickin up some mo' dont nobody hate you, playa hate you there aint no hate at all gotta hold out thier hands and catch you they'll catch you and they never will let you fall you aint gotta worry all Of Y'all lets go all the way (lets go all the way) lets go all the way lets go high high high lets go all the way never no sickness no sickness nobody has to die nobody has to die everythings answered right then and there never have to wonder why (you never have to wonder why no oh) wont nobody rush you no hurry be as long as you wanna be can you guess what this place is? your future make it a reality all you have to do is follow me lets go all the way (lets go all the way) lets go all the way lets go high high high lets go all the way (wiggie wiggie, wiggie wiggie) lets go all the way (lets go all the way) lets go all the way lets go high high high lets go all the way |
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What is a Juggalo? Let me think for second,
well, oh. He gets butt naked, and then he walks through the streets winking at freaks, with a two liter stuck in his butt cheeks! What is a Juggalo? He just don't care, he might try to put a weave in his nut hair. Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks, he'd tell her that her butt stinks, and all that! What is a Juggalo? He drinks like a fish, then he starts huggin people like a drunk bitch, next thing he's pickin fights with his best friends, then he starts with the huggin again, fuck! What is a Juggalo? A fuckin' lunatic, somebody with a rope tied to his dick, then he jumps out a ten story window.......................ohhh!!!!!! chorus: What is a Juggalo? A juggalo, that's what it is well fucked if I know What is a Juggalo? I don't know, but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life yo. What is a Juggalo? A juggalo, that's what it is well fucked if I know What is a Juggalo? I don't know, but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life yo. I'm a Jugalugalugalo! Get the fuck up, get the fuck outta here!! What is a Juggalo? A dead body, well he ain't really dead but he ain't like anybody that you've ever met before, He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four What is a Jug...what the fuck? Conne... man that shit is wack... don't worry 'bout my shit just rap motherfucker! What is a Juggalo? He ain't a bitch boy, he'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy walks right in ya house while ya having supper, and dip his nuts in ya soup, bloop! What is a Juggalo? Well he ain't a phoney, he'll walk up and bust a nut in ya macaronis, and watch you sit there and finish off the last bit, cuz your a stupid ass dumb fuckin idiot! What is a Juggalo? He's a graduate, he graduated from............well, at least he got a job, he's not a dumb putz He works for himself scratchin his nuts, ha. What is a Juggalo? A Hulk-o-maniac, he power-bombs motherfuckers into thumb-tacks People like him til they find out he's unstable. He Sabued your ma through a coffee table!! Chorus to fade |
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