Insane Clown Posse - Jugganauts: The Best Of Icp [compilation] (2007) by Insane Clown Posse (보컬) on maniadb.com

(Chorus 2x)
Great Milenko (HaHa ha haha)
Great Milenko (Hehe hehe Haha haha)
Great Milenko (HaHa ha haha)
Great Milenko (Hehe Hehe Haha haha)

(Violent J)
Come one, come all, and witness magic!
I introduce to you, an occult sorcerer
Of the ancient craft of Necromancy
A caster of mind-bending illusions
From the nether void of the shadow walkers
Excelled from Shangri-La,
The Great Milenko

(Chorus 2x)
Great Milenko (HaHa ha haha)
Great Milenko (Hehe hehe Haha haha)
Great Milenko (HaHa ha haha)
Great Milenko (Hehe Hehe Haha haha)

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Ladies and Gentlemen
Witness the keeper of arcane, wicked voodoo magic
A beguiler of spells, hexes, and curses
With the help of potions, talismans, and ancient relics
From the forbidden realms of the Dark Carnival
Ladies and Gentlemen
The Great Milenko

(Chorus repeat until song ends)
Great Milenko (HaHa ha haha)
Great Milenko (Hehe hehe Haha haha)
Great Milenko (HaHa ha haha)
Great Milenko (Hehe Hehe Haha haha)

"Serial slaughtering stranglers
Jugging Juggling juggalos
Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks
I C fuckin P's in the house"

Abracadabra boom shacka dae
I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae
And I come with a hat full of tricks
Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks
Hahahahahahahaha, fuck you
Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to
The Cobra's, X-men, and Counts, and everybody with clown love
Even sets I've never heard of
Roll into town, and out with the big top
Four cards down, and two more still to drop
And when it does, I pack up and hit the road
Cuz I don't wanna see your head EXPLODE
Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken
Add a buck, you get a two-liter with 'em
And when the genie says on with the show
It's hokus pokus jokers, Great Milenko.

Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Shazam BAM, shocka locka lokey
Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis
Call me a psycho-skitso freak
And I'll call you by your name (dick-anus)
Cuz I can give two shits and a fuck
I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck
I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard.
I grab your gizzard
Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin
Everybody's waitin for the show to begin
Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go
Try to land in a glass of Faygo
Uh, you suck, you missed the fuckin glass
Broken neck, and busted your fuckin ass
But the genie says on with the show
Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko.

What awaits you after death, rub the lamp and explore
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Enter Milenko's Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Fuck em all, fuck em all
Clown dawg, freak dawg
Joker dawg, Milenko dawg"

Fidgets of joker's cards blasting in your mother's face
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Rude Boy and Chucky down wit the clown
First time we ever went to Mexican Town
I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot
And beat us down in the fuckin parking lot

Tall Jess, Jump Steady, and Nate the Mack
Tagged ICP by the train tracks
And it was on, the dawn of a new day
Magical carpets screaming down the freeway

Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah
I met Milenko, he gave me 3 wishes
That night, I fucked 3 fat bitches

Then get the fuck with it, forget it
I'll rip your face off, and wipe my ass with it
When the genie says on with the show
Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

Climb aboard our magic train and join us inside
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Fifty-two villians, hammered town, the show must go on
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies!
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Clowns of darkness and underneath them comes the cloud
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

"Fuck that!"

COME AND GET IT! Woo! We got some fresh vittles for your fat chicken-ass
to snack on, bitch!
So here, start wit' a slice of this fresh piggy pie, mothafucka!

The first little piggy, his house is made of wood,
He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood.
He likes to fuck his sister, and drink his moonshine,
A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine!
I rode into town with my ax in my holster,
Everybody knows about the wicked piggy roaster.
A farmer at the border, he tried to take me out,
I drew my ax with the quickness, and cut his chicken feathers out!
Walked in the village, and to the piggy's place,
He opened up his door, and popped me in the face.
It blew me off the porch, and cracked my head in half,
But I'm a Juggalo, so it only made me laugh. (Hehe!)
Forty in hand, I rose from the dead,
And threw with all my might, I made a ping noise off his head.
Since we out west, I had a little fun,
And pulled his fuckin' tongue out the back of his cranium!

(chors)

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie.
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die.
I might use a gun, (No!)
I might use an ax, (yes!)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!

The second little piggy, his house is made of brick,
And this little piggy is a mutha fuckin' dick.
He sits on his bench and gets all the respect,
But if I get a chance, I'm goin' straight for the neck.
He walked in the room, and everybody rose,
Lopped off bucket chillin' underneath my clothes.
First they let the piggy, now you can finally sit,
But what this piggy don't know is he's about to get his neck wet!
Now I see the bailiff, I'm thinkin' what the fuck?
I can smoke this room before his hearing aid will pick it up.
Old-ass man, I let him get away,
That tired mutha fucka, probably die tomorrow anyway.
Here come the piggy, it's time for my case,
His eyes are blood red with a wicked lookin' face.
He saw my joker's smile, and sentenced me a dime,
So I racked on the bucket, made it fuckin' rain pork rhines!

(chors)

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie.
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die.
I might use a knife, (No!)
I might use an ax, (yes!)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!(x2)

The last little piggy, his house is made of gold,
He lives in a mansion on his own private road,
I started walking down it, the guardy he told me wait,
I bounced off his head and did a Jackie Chan over the gate!
Cuz this little piggy, must definitely fry,
I'm a lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky.
And then I watch the moon take the form of the devil,
And pull it out the sky, and beat it with a shovel.
People in my city, they fight for they meals,
He sleeps on a mattress stuffed with hundred dollar bills.
A richie is the devil, he never really made it,
So I'm a take his money stack and stuff his face wit' it.
Opened up his door, he's sleeping in his bed,
I grabbed a brick of gold laid it upside his head.
He begged for his life, I told him it's too late,
It took away his dough and watched the devil suffocate, cuz I need

(chors)

Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie.
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die.
I might use a gun, (No!)
I might use an ax, (yes!)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks! (X3)

(Host Intro)
Let's meet contestant #1
He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown,
Who says women love his sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, what's your question?

(Sharon)
Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever,
so let's say you were to come over to my parents' house
and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.

Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it.
I might show up in a tux, ha! But I doubt it.
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do,
and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti,
I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready!
Your dad would probably start trippin', and get me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!
It's dinner time, while hearin' grace from your mother.
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother.
I'm steady, staring at your sister, I'll tell you this,
you know for only 13 she got some big tits!
After that, your dad would try to jump again,
and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!
After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear,
I'd dry fuck her 'till I nut in my underwear!!!!

(Host)
Now let's meet contestant #2,
He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival.
He says women call him stretch nuts.
Sharon, let's hear your question.

(Sharon)
I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions.
A man who expresses himself in his own special way.
#2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?

First thing, I could never love you.
You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care,
by takin all these other mutha fuckers outta here!
I'd go through your phonebook and whack 'em all,
and find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw! (what)
Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin' nuggets off all day!
I'd Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist,
let em go, and watch 'em both spring up in your face.
I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can,
get ya naked and hit it like a CAVEMAN!
Then we'd go to the beach and walk through the sand.
I'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'.
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and
grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!!

(Host)
Well it sounds like contestant #2
is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon,
It's a tough choice so far,
Sharon, let's have your last question
And see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden.

(Sharon)
Ok, if we were at a dance club,
And you both noticed me at the same time,
Tell me, how would you each get my attention,
and what would your pick up lines be?
Whoever's the smoothest wins!

Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar,
and tell you that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are!
I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake,
And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake.

Fuck,that! You'd be jackin' me quick!
I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick,
and then to get your attention in a crowded place,
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!

Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo that'll get her!

Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!

Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit
You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack.
I walked into a barn, and there he was,
standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin' ta fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama.

Damn, dogg!

How you gonna diss yo mama?

Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door
Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours
And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real
But you had to fuck up tha whole deal
"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day!"

And when you get to tha end, you'll find a chair
With straps and chains, we slap you in there
Lock you down tight so you can't move a thread
And pull your eyelids up over your head
Cuz you're about to witness an illusionary dream
It's just to bad it ain't what it seems

You walk in and see two kids on the floor
They playin Nintendo and he's got tha high score
And sittin behind them chillin in a chair
Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there
It's some other man in the hand in hand
Now she looks so happy you don't understand
See this is an illusion, it never came true
All because of you!

Back to reality and what you're about
Your wife can't smile cuz ya knocked her teeth out
And she can't see straight from gettin hit
Cuz you're a fat fuckin drunk piece of shit
But it's all good here, come have a beer
I'll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear
And you're death comes wicked painful and slow
At tha hands of MILENKO!

Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into
Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into

Look who's next it's Mr. Clark
The dirty old man from the trailer park
You got your ticket? Thanks take your coat off
And later on, why not, I'll rip your throat off

"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day"

And when you get to the end you'll find a chair
You see all the blood, yeah your boy was just here
We get all different kind of people comin through
Richies, chickens and bitches just like you
In the Halls everybody gets a turn
To sit and witness your illusion before you burn

What do we have here, oh yeah, no way
It looks like your kids and they okay
Your daughter's chillin up in college top grade
And your son's a fuckin doctor, phat paid
They got families and kids and it's all good
They even coach little league in the neighborhood
Is this true have ya really seen tha holy ghost?
Nah, bitch, not even close!

Back to reality your son's on crack
And your daughter's got nut stains on her back
And they both fuckin smell like shit
And live in the gutter and sell crack to each other
When they were kids you'd beat em and leave em home
And even whip em with the cord on the telephone
And that reminds me man hey ya gotta call
Watch your step to Hell...it's a long fall!

Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into

Ah, it's time to pack up and move to the next town
But we forgot Mr. Bigot, okay, dig it
We can't show you an illusion cuz we're all packed
But I'll still cut ya neck out, hows that?

Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into
Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into
Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into
Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into

He He He
(knock knock)
Oh shit he's here
Hi
'Uhh how ya doing?
Is this the right place for that furniture ahh'
Yeah sure is come on in
'Pretty nice place here you got here cobwebs are a nice touch
So that's the couch eh?'
Yeah we got some um take a look at the upholstry right there
'That's pretty fucking nice I haven't seen
Whoa you all right there'
Excuse me real upholstry
'I ain't seen nothing like that since shit like back in the'...CLUNK
Mutherfucka!!
YOU WANT MY COUCH?!
You muthaFUCKA!!
I need your mutherfucking brain!
YOU CAN'T HAVE MY COUCH!
WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINKIN'?!
Now come here you BIG FAT MUTHA FUCKA get on the table!

I was never popular this I'll admit, fuck school
School never liked me, cool
All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me
See momma and mother they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time
......Well all my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked three times
Cluck Cluck Cluck, then it was dead
I made a lot of things cool
Like a frog with a turkey neck(gobble gobble gobble) it was the shit, yeah!
But I'm still lonely I need a homey
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made a girlie friend
But fuck that I got my girlie right here(masturbation and moaning sounds)
yeah!

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity

'So this is like where you live?'
That's right why you don't like it?
'I mean oh my god it's dirty
Do you like'- THUD
Hehe Shut up BITCH!
GIMME YOUR TIPPIE TOES!

I used some many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of muthafucka's like, what eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend, come on!
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fucking hides"
Careful! this part's wack(what?)
Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack(eh!)
Shit! Fuck! I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter my quazar in the low(what?!)
Or better yet look out the fucking window(oh)
I see a storm coming it's all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on, come on
It's the thuggish ruggish Bone
OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz
Fuck!! Shit, didn't work

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity

Hey
'Hey you call for a wrecka?'
Sure did come on in
'I got the truck running outside I'm gonna go ahead'
THUD
'Oww muthafucka what you'd hit me with a fucking frying pan or sumthing?
what the fuck'
THUD
What the fuck bro?
You crazy mutherfucka oww that shit hurts'
(Violent J is in pursuit)
THUD
Come here!!
THUD
'I'm gonna fuck you up!'
Get back here!!
'He's trying to kill me!!'
THUD

It wasn't always easy(hell nah!) let me tell ya
But fuck that (err!) cause I ain't no failure(YEAH!)
I put the shit with the veins and stuff with that wait a minute
(fart sound)
You hear that?
Yeah!
It's alive(wooo), I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that Rock N Rye
Pour it in the cup
Give it to his ass WAIT HOLD UP pause
I ain't cleanin' his draws man fuck that!
Get him set, get him ready it's all most time
Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine
I see him twitching I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival(wooo!)
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that (come on come come on come on) lightning bolt to hit
Did it work? You make the call!
Shaggy ?
"What up Y'all?!"
(triumphant shouts) I'm Alive, I'm alive!!

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity

The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night
The ravenous, blood-sick creature searches for it's sacrifice
Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself
Only the satisfaction of slaughter will
cause it to return to the darkness from which it came...

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu

(hiiiiiiiiiii)Boys and girls, it's nighty night time
Happy J the Clown has a nursery rhyme
It's about, The Boogie Woogie Man
Keep your light on as long as you can
Cuz when it cuts off, so does your head
Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed
With a shank, shpah!, up through the bottom
Little Jimmy Jimmy
Got 'em!

It's the one and only Boogie Man
He creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he slides
If your little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed
You're runnin on stubs motherfucker!!!
Wellllllll, moonlight fills the room that u sleep in
Things go bump in the night, me creeping
Ouch! Fuck! I stubbed my toe
If you'd just quit leaving your shit all over the fuckin floor
Fuck it, you're dead anyway
And I'm gonna leave your head smack dead in the hallway
In the morning, when your daddy walks out (AAAAHHH!!!)
His foots in your mouth, thanks to the Boogie Man

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (here comes the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha haha haha haha)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom! dad! haha! haha!)

Does the Boogie Man really exist?
Welllll, is your mother a bald-headed freak bitch? yes!
You fall asleep and wake up dead
With a broken broom stickin out yo forehead
I sing lullabies until you dose off
Tie you down and chew your fuckin toes off
And then spit 'em out back in your face
Fuck, wash your feet bitch!

The world famous Boogie Woogie Wu will come to you
Slumber parties, sleepovers, intimate nights
Watever the occasion for the midnight hour
He will gladly come and fuck that shit up

I don't beat women, fuck that, I'm above it (no no)
But I'll cut her fucking neck and think nothing of it
You didn't know the Boogie Man was a clown
But when you see the juggla your holding your jugular"
With a swing, chop, stab, swing, chop
You're holding your neck together, but your nuts drop
And the cops do the best they can
They pull the ax out your face and say "Was it the Boogie Man?"

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (what was he wearing?)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha haha haha haha)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom! dad! haha! haha!)

Please don't let me fall asleep
Cuz the Boogie Man will creep
Through my window in my room
Stab me with a broken broom!
Please don't let me fall sleep
Cuz the Boogie Man will creep
Through my window in my room
Stab- ... BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!

It's the incredible, undeadable Boogie Man
Go ahead, pull the covers over your head
Hide under them, he don't give a fuck
It'll just make it that much more easier
For him to suffocate your face!

There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do
Wat? you think I'm a tell you
"Mom, can you leave the door open a bit?"
Thanks, an easy way in, you fucking idiot
Now I stretch your neck out and play it like a banjo
Boomchicka boomchicka like that shit, yo
Then I stretch it out more and fling ur head through the wall
It's the Boogie Man y'all

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (here comes the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha haha haha haha)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom! dad! haha! haha!)

[violent j]
I need a bitch, a special bitch
I need a bitch who pussy poppin' booty switch
I need a bitch, felatio
On the freeway with my pedal to the flo'
I need a bitch, like cheery pie
I need a bitch like billy bill need a eye
I need a bitch, an alcoholic
I need a bitch pukin', bent over my toilet
The bitchy bitch, bitchin' about nothin'
I need a bitch to jizm in her bellybutton
I need a bitch, a prostitute
She'd f**k my homies and we could split the loot

[chorus]
I need my cheery pie
Baby I want you, baby I want my cherry pie
Baby I want you, baby I need my cherry pie
Baby I want you, baby gimme my cherry pie
Baby I want you, my cherry cherry pie

[shaggy 2 dope]
I need a bitch, fresh out the pen
I need a bitch like harland williams need a chin
I need a bitch, a mental case
She cuts me cheap and shoots us both in the face
I need a hoe, to use me for my money


I need a bitch like ? ? ? ? ?
I need a freak like cherry pie
Like whipped cream and lemon che-che-cherry pie
I need a woman , to let me hit it
In the bushes raw at the herpe clinic
I need a bitch, who like to fight
And get her nose punched in like every night

[chorus]

[violent j]
I need a bitch in a cheap hotel
So I don't know which one to blame for the smell
I need a bitch, that doesn't care
She like to finger f**k her booty in the mirror
Cherry pie, my cherry pie
Cherry pie with lemon jell-o cherry pie
I need a bitch hurricanranna
A bitch who suck on dick like eminem mama
I need a bitch, I need a slut
I need a bitch who like bananas in her butt
I need a bitch now more than ever
I need a bitch who gots a head that I can sever
I need my cherry pie

[chorus]

Yeah
I Mean I Hear What Your Saying
I Mean You Got Carried Away In The Moment
And I Could Forgive You
I Could Do That
I Could Do Anything
If I Wanted to

I Could Buy You A Lexus Truck With A White Leather Interior
I Could Kill Off Some Bears And Dogs And Shit
Just To Make You A Fur Coat

I could love you and treat you with class
And Have babies fallin all out your ass
But thinkin about that
I feel I'd rather kill you
(Cause I got you in my car and u ain't goin' nowhere bitch your dead)

I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie

I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie

I could take all the facepaint off and get a real job workin for your dad
I would rather take a 10 pound axe and stick it your daddys forehead
I could let you move into my house
You'd fuck the neighbour everytime i go out
And wipe his nut on my pillow (Oh)
But I think id rather kill you
(Cause we parked all alone in this dark alley way, hey)

I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie

I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie

Im the one who killed your precious cat and stuffed him in your fuckin mailbox
If I only hadnt cut off my hair id choke you with all my dreadlocks
When I scream at the moon every night
you should have known something just ain't right
Cause im going to slap you (Bitch)
and then im going to kill you
(Cause the moon told me to and its watching us right now)

I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie

I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie

I could go back to school instead
and try to get my diploma, I know
I'd much rather bang your head on the wall
Until you fall into a coma
Cause i cant get you out of my head
Id cut my head off but then i would be dead
And I aint the only mutherfucker thats dying
So lets just die together

I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie (lets just die toghter)

I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie (lets just die toghter)

I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie (lets just die toghter)

I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie (lets just die toghter)

It was like March, April
Fuckin Libra
Taurus, born in 1775
I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive
I used to hang with the original Billy the kid
You probably think I'm only playin but, I did
My daddies were a 2 headed freak show
Mamma a fortune tella, Esmerel'a Zella
Anyway they had sex on a Ouija board
And I was born the next day
Violent J
When I was 14 I tripped on the train track
And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they though it would fuck me up
I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what?
Everybody tripped and called me the clown
devil boy child of the Witch heifer
Whatever
Tied me up burned me and threw stones
Had a few scrapes and cuts
Smokey Nuts
After that they started bowin and shit
Prayin to me, you know how those primitives get
I said get off my dick I ain't a savior
I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava
4 simple things in this bitch before I die
I want a rusty ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
And a little sip of Faygo to
Till I get my shit in this motha fucka
I will neva DIE!
50 years passed all my homies are old ass fucks
I ain't even got hair on my nuts
I left the village in the search of my ends, I wrestled Alligators
Battled terminators
Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me
I fought in the civil war, Yankees army
I walked across enemy lines with a mack 10
Man they didn't even have that shit back then
How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up?
Well at least make this shit sound real man damn!
I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lantern
Steady takin cannon balls
To the balls
The war ended, I traveled the country horse back
Until this fool tried to horse jack
He put his gat to my head and blew my face up
Didn't even smear the makeup
I took his gun a put a divit in his neck
The sherriff didn't like it
I got indicted
87 long years in the state pen
Till they finally forgot why they put me in
They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin
On they way out they like "Yo ain't you
like a houndred and somethin?"
I'm said Yeah thats right, and I ain't gonna
die till I get my shit motha fucka!!!
I want a rusty ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
Just a little sip or two
Till I get my shit in this motha fucka
I will neva DIE!
I slept under bridges, lived in a valley
Climbed up mountains, searched the alleys
More years passed and I still ain't died
Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side
My homie has an Impala blue '67
Last night we hit the road pushin 111
I stuck my head out the window told 'em floor it the most
And let my nugget ping off a light post
hahahaha hell yeah cuz, yeah it hurts a
little bit but then ya gotta straight bust
The world hates me cuz of shit like this
They always try and kill me but, MISS
I know it's odd cuz my face is forever painted
When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted
My tongues a little long I choke people with it
Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it
And I told ya my neck can strech for miles
I sorta look like somethin from the X-Files
People wanna see me die for then a little bit
But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my SHIT
And I ain't gonna die till I get it!!!!
I want a rusty ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
I said Faygo FUCK Mountain Dew
Till I get my shit in this motha fucka

I will neva Die!
Die (2x)

If I only could I'd set the world on fire (x3)
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus
Fuck Darius,
Fuck the West Coast and fuck everybody on the East
EAT SHIT AND DIE, or fuck off at least
Fuck preschoolers, fuck rulers, kings and queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks punk motha fucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, FUCK YOU!
Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's mamma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dalai Lama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forest Gump
You probably like it in the RUMP, fuck a shoe pump
Fuck the real deal, and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all 52 states, oooh
And fuck you
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (3x)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating)
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL (2x)
Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, jump steady
My homie fuck 'em what are ya gonna do
Fuck that bitch fuck you
Yeah well fuck you to
Don't bother to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say FUCK 93 times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, SO FUCKIN WHAT!
Fuck disco, Count of Monte Cristo
Fuck cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone that went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like, FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating)
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL (2x)
Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Deon Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world and fuck them right here
You know the guy who operates the Rouge River drawbridge in Delray on Jefferson?
FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonorrhea, fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Miavia
Fuck your wife your homie did he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 502
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoevers on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your homies little brother from around the way
And fuck Violent J

Bitches (3x)
Bitch what tha fuck?
What ya try to do to me?
You wasn't true to me
When I was locked up you fucked somethin like 34 guys
But I let that slide
Cuz your ass is bangin, your titties is phat
I wanted to fuck that, but fuck that
I never gave a fuck that, you put me through the courts
And gave me genital warts
Now I stack my nine, I'm goin for your knees
I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze
As your standin there I'ma be like BITCH!
You know you done fucked up right?
Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die,
(never wanted it like that) (4x)
Bitch don't talk about bitches I'm fuckin them
Please no fat bitches I'm fuckin slim
Unless its one of those nights I'm smokin my shit
I don't care about how I'm fuckin it
How much it cost big fat crack head?
Ain't tryin to hear all them words you said
Five minutes bitch, and I came
Fuck your name, and from were you came
I don't give a fuck bitch, I will kill you
You Sequeta
You Bolinda
You to Passion
BITCH!!!
Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (4x)
One thing I can't stand is these bitches
Tryin to take my riches, when I ain't even got none
I never lied, you knew what I wanted all the while
My dick in your vertical smile
We kiss and hug, and snug and tickle
But the bitch wouldn't even buff my fuckin pickle
She fucked everybody else in the place
It's all good, NOW LET ME HEAD BUTT YOUR FACE!
Bitch
I love you but now ya gotta die
Girl you know I love you but now ya gotta die
Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (repeat)
girl ya know i love you, you dumb bitch!

I Love my Faygo, my Nyquil pills, Shaggy, I love my buddies, my Hatchetman, but I love my axe

My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk
Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk
My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh
Me and my axe cut bigot spinal cords in half
My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back
Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack
My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him
Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain

(Chorus 2x)
Everybody everybody everybody run
Murdering murdering murdering fun
Swing swing swing
Chop chop chop
Swing swing swing
Chop chop chop

My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's wrongs
Me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie lawns
My axe is my buddy, he never makes me cry
Me and my axe will leave a divot for your eye

(TYLENOL INTERLUDE)

My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump
Me and my axe will leave you hoppin on a stump

(Chorus 2x)
Everybody everybody everybody run
Murdering murdering murdering fun
Swing swing swing
Chop chop chop
Swing swing swing
Chop chop chop

Look into the deadest tree, tell me baby what you see
Don't you hear the branches cry, asking for the reasons why
Did they hang so many men, from the branches off of them
Why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way
Look into the moon's beem, can't you fathom what it's seen
Bodies dragging from a truck, driven by a bigot fuck
Why you think the heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard skies
Ain't no covering the tracks, that's why I'm here and oh yes

My axe is my buddy, he'll thump into your head
Me and my axe will meake your white hoodies red
My axe is my buddy, you let that dixie wave
Me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave

(TYLENOL INTERLUDE)

My axe is my buddy, we both cry with the trees
me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees

(Chorus repeat until end)
Everybody everybody everybody run
Murdering murdering murdering fun
Swing swing swing
Chop chop chop
Swing swing swing
Chop chop chop

Welcome to the tilt-a-whirl
All you muthafuckas are gonna die
Everybody! You're dying everyday, constantly
I'll kill myself right mutha fuckin' now
And still won't die, try me
Wicked clowns never, never die, whut?

Oh my goody look a chicken
Keep your money here's a ticket
Hold up keep your kids out here
They too young to play in there
Step right up now strap'em in
Lock it tight under his chin
Clamp his arms up to his side
It's gon' be a helly ride
Now if you misplace an item
Psychopathic's sure to find'em
If you lose your nugget yo
Hatchet ain't responsible
Look and wonder if you will
Cause we about to rip and kill
Think about your every sin
As our tilt-a-whirly spins
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
Looky look a fancy fuck
With his wallet up his butt
Give the wealthy what they want
Fuck a line put him up front
Welcome to our spectacle
Carny rides eccentrical
Hope you like it even though
Have to mingle with the poor
Here you go sir have a seat
You've got good taste this ride is neat
Tell ya now the ride is fast
Might want me to hold your cash
We gonna spin until your soul
Leaves your body dead and cold
Tilt-a-whirly sprayin' blood
All over the neighborhood
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
Watch you die, watch you all die
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
You deserve to die, time for you to die
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, wheee
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, *squeak*
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride
Welcome buddy, what you did
Like to punch up on your kids
Scoot all them dead bodies down
We gon' go another round
Excuse us while we clean up here
Pile them up on over there
Strap'em up and start the show
This time speed it up some more
Tell me any last requests
Before your guts rip out your chest
Fuck all that don't give'em nothin'
Slap his ass and press the button
Fair enough, another down
Carnival don't fuck around
Fire up the tilt-a-whirl
And we'll see you all in hell
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
I'ma watch you die, time for you to die
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
Round and round and round you go
Round and round and round you go
Yo, the dark carnival will never die
I mean that's all we do is think about dyin'
We wish we die, we hope we die
The only problem is...
We ain't never ever ever gonna die motherfucker!
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie
Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie

I gotta tell him
I gotta be a man and handle my business
I know he's gonna hate me
I gotta call'em

What up dawg?
What you been up to?
Oh yeah, well thats cool, check it out
Me and you, we been down for a while right
We been here and there, we been pretty tight
Somethin happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out, I didnt mean nothin by it,
Im gonna make this quick
I gave your momma this dick
I dunno how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin'
I was over there mowin' the grass
And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
And then I went inside to make a phone call
And there she was with her tittie hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another
Next thing you know, I'm butt-fucking your mother

Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mom loose lately
Please dont hate me (I'm sorry)
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mom loose lately
Please dont hate me (I'm sorry)
You never should have trusted a juggalo

Don't hang up, I still got more
Your momma gives head like a heroin whore
I wasn't thinking about you as my bud
When she spread my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud
We broke out with your grandpa's gin
And got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin
She's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts
Your mommas one of my favorite sluts
She likes lickin from the back of my balls
To the tip of my dick with one big lick
She calls me her big teddy bear (growl)
I chase her around in my underwear
I'll admit I like spanking her butt
I used your sock though to catch my nut
Dont worry, I put it back, I knew I better
Thats why your toes been stickin together hahahaha

Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mom loose lately
Please dont hate me (I'm sorry)
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me (please dont hate me)
But I been fuckin your mom loose lately
Please dont hate me (I'm sorry)
You never should have trusted a juggalo(please don't hate me)

Maybe they call you a termihater(please don't hate me)
If this was a swamp youd be a allihater(please don't hate me)
You could use a cold glass of haterade(please don't hate me)
Sure come up, bring the ellihater(please don't hate me)

Your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo
Its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though
And I aint trying to diss her either
Im only sayin I wish you would trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
Its allright with me though
I dont mind as long as I can locate the P-hole
And your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin
Here I am stuffin her muffin
Not to mention the pickle buffin
And I hope me and you are still cool
Im spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on fuckin again, allright, Ill talk to you later
Peace EMINEM(ooooooooooh)

(D'Zam someone got fucked up nigga)

Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mom loose lately
Please dont hate me (I'msorry)
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me (please dont hate me)
But I been fuckin your mom loose lately
Please dont hate me (I'm sorry)
You never should have trusted a juggalo
Please dont hate me (Hey)
But I been fuckin your mom loose lately
Please dont hate me (I'm sorry)
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me (please dont hate me)
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately
Please dont hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo (chanting)

(who is dat?)

aint nobody jealous
everybody has they own
nobody locked up
everybody
everybody is free to roam
look at that scrubby (jus chillin)
wit a hottie on his side
look at them rich kids, poor kids
everybody
together on the same side
and they down to ride

lets go all the way
(lets go all the way)
lets go all the way
lets go high high high
lets go all the way
(wiggie wiggie, wiggie wiggie)

aint nobody left out
everybody gets to go
it could never be too crowded
come on
we still pickin up some mo'
dont nobody hate you, playa hate you
there aint no hate at all
gotta hold out thier hands and catch you
they'll catch you
and they never will let you fall
you aint gotta worry all Of Y'all

lets go all the way
(lets go all the way)
lets go all the way
lets go high high high
lets go all the way

never no sickness
no sickness
nobody has to die
nobody has to die
everythings answered
right then and there
never have to wonder why
(you never have to wonder why no oh)
wont nobody rush you
no hurry
be as long as you wanna be
can you guess what this place is?
your future
make it a reality
all you have to do is follow me

lets go all the way
(lets go all the way)
lets go all the way
lets go high high high
lets go all the way
(wiggie wiggie, wiggie wiggie)
lets go all the way
(lets go all the way)
lets go all the way
lets go high high high
lets go all the way

What is a Juggalo? Let me think for second,
well, oh. He gets butt naked,
and then he walks through the streets winking at freaks,
with a two liter stuck in his butt cheeks!
What is a Juggalo? He just don't care,
he might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
he'd tell her that her butt stinks, and all that!
What is a Juggalo? He drinks like a fish,
then he starts huggin people like a drunk bitch,
next thing he's pickin fights with his best friends,
then he starts with the huggin again, fuck!
What is a Juggalo? A fuckin' lunatic, somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
then he jumps out a ten story window.......................ohhh!!!!!!
chorus:
What is a Juggalo? A juggalo, that's what it is well fucked if I know
What is a Juggalo? I don't know,
but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life yo.
What is a Juggalo? A juggalo,
that's what it is well fucked if I know
What is a Juggalo? I don't know,
but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life yo.

I'm a Jugalugalugalo!
Get the fuck up, get the fuck outta here!!

What is a Juggalo? A dead body, well he ain't really dead
but he ain't like anybody that you've ever met before,
He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four
What is a Jug...what the fuck? Conne... man that shit is wack...
don't worry 'bout my shit just rap motherfucker!
What is a Juggalo? He ain't a bitch boy,
he'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy
walks right in ya house while ya having supper,
and dip his nuts in ya soup, bloop!
What is a Juggalo? Well he ain't a phoney,
he'll walk up and bust a nut in ya macaronis,
and watch you sit there and finish off the last bit,
cuz your a stupid ass dumb fuckin idiot!
What is a Juggalo? He's a graduate, he graduated from............well,
at least he got a job, he's not a dumb putz
He works for himself scratchin his nuts, ha.
What is a Juggalo? A Hulk-o-maniac,
he power-bombs motherfuckers into thumb-tacks
People like him til they find out he's unstable.
He Sabued your ma through a coffee table!!

Chorus to fade