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| 1. |
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Heyahhhhhhhhh
Five of the PM rolls around, there’s a little old joint outside of town I only got time for a couple of beers and a juke box song ringing in my ears The next you know the bar tenders pouring, shots are flowing, got me stoning All I really know is that I should be going, but I’m soaking from the moment Am all jacked up, all jacked up Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much. One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up Time sure flies when you’re all jacked up It was getting mighty close to nice o’clock, what the hell I had one more shot. Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar, guess I mighta musta gone a little too far. Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue, 10 foot 2 with a bad attitude Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth, guess I had it coming I deserved the due Cos I was all jacked up, all jacked up, Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much. One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up Don’t start no stuff when you’re all jacked up. Don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here, That’s what they said when I got my last beer. Oh my God, its 2 o’clock, I can’t find my keys and my trucks locked So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window, hurt my elbow got me in though Two foot later backed into the light pole, all the town folk got a good choke All jacked up, all jacked up Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much. One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up Don’t drive you truck when you’re all jacked up Jacked up (all jacked up, all jacked up) oooooooooo One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up; Don’t start no stuff when you’re all jacked up. One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up…… Don’t drive your car Don’t start no stuff in no bar Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are When you’re all jacked up All Jacked up All Jacked up All Jacked up Yeh yeh yeh yeh |
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| 2. |
| 2:49 |
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Well I ain't never had a problem with California
There's a lot of good women, Sacramento to Corona But them Hollywood types, after a while wear on ya Strutin' around in their size zeros, Skinny little girls no meat on thier bones Never even heard of George Jones Ain't you glad we ain't no California girls Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, who know how to rock your world Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't no California girls There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin With her big fake smile and her painted on skin Never had a chance at a real man |
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| 3. |
| 3:24 |
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I'm a mother, I'm a lover
A chef, a referee I'm a doctor, and a chuffeur Seven days a week I ain't asking for a medal Yeah I know you work too I'd just like a little credit Where credit is due It's the hardest gig I've ever known I work my fingers to the bone Yeah the dishes and the diapers never stop Lousy pay, there ain't no 401K I know this may come as a shock But this her's a full time job Well I'm takin' a vacation I could use a little fun I'll be sipping on the silence And soaking up the sun I'm leaving you my apron You can try it on for size You said there's nothing to it So I'm sure you'll be fine In a day or maybe two You'll be changin' your tune By then You'll be ready to drop Workin' my full time job This here's a full time job |
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| 4. |
| 2:51 |
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Don't need no diamond ring
Don't want a bunch of bling bling The only thing I really need Is a man with a skoal ring Don't have to be wined and dined We can stay home every night I can do without anything Except a man with a skoal ring He works a ten hour shift And comes home right on time He don't complain a bit When I get out of line He ain't rich and He might have a little dirt on his hands But that worn-out circle on his jeans Makes him my kind of man I've always been a bandit girl And he's a long cut man Somehow we still get along with Different color cans When that boy comes home from work Smellin' like the farm That berry blend on his lips Still turns me on Don't need no diamond ring Don't want a bunch of bling bling The only thing I really need Is a man with a skoal ring Don't have to be wined and dined We can stay home every night I can do without anything Except a man with a skoal ring The one thing that gets to me Is a man with a skoal ring |
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| 5. |
| 3:58 |
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Look at her
My God she's dancin' Out there romancin' In her new lover's arms If he were here To see how she's actin' If he could hear her Laughin' It would brak his broken heart [Chorus:] 'Cause he ain't even cold yet The tears haven't dried yet It's not written in stone yet As far as he's concerned He ain't even cold yet The fire's still burnin' She laid his love to rest Showin' no regrets Lord, Heain't even cold yet If he found out Lord, It would kill him 'Cause he's still livin' In yesterday Whoever tells him That she's not grieven' Would just be leavin' Flowers on his grave [Chorus] She laid his love to rest Showin' no regrets And he ain't eve cold yet |
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| 6. |
| 3:39 |
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Grand ole Opry here in Nashville, Tennessee. All the way from Pocahontas, Illinois, it's Gretchen Wilson. Well I'm one bud wiser than i was a minute ago. I found an equalizer that makes his memory a no show. And I won't be jonesin' for his lovin' anymore, cause I'm one bud wiser than I was a minute ago. I dropped a quarter, played Golden Ring on the jukebox. Placed my order with the guy behind the bar. And when he handed me a cold one, well I said, "Keep the change, Darlin'." And as I drank it down, I felt the healing start. Well I'm one bud wiser than i was a minute ago. I found an equalizer that makes his memory a no show. And I won't be jonesin' for his lovin' anymore, cause I'm one bud wiser than I was a minute ago. When he left me, he took my brand-new Silverado. I started thumbin' and I finally hitched a ride. I just came in here to drink a beer and watch the rednecks fight. Now I don't feel so bad goin' home alone tonight. Well I'm one bud wiser than i was a minute ago. I found an equalizer that makes his memory a no show. And I won't be jonesin' for his lovin' anymore, cause I'm one bud wiser than I was a minute ago. And I won't be jonsein' for his lovin' any more, cause I'm one bud wiser than i was a minute ago. Yes, I'm one bud wiser. |
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| 7. |
| 3:24 |
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I'm for the low man on the totem pole
And I'm for the underdog God bless his soul And I'm for the guys still pulling third shift And the single mom raisin' her kids I'm for the preachers who stay on their knees And I'm for the sinner who finally believes And I'm for the farmer with dirt on his hands And the soldiers who fight for this land And I'm for the Bible and I'm for the flag And I'm for the working man, me and ol' hag I'm just one of many Who can't get no respect Politically uncorrect I guess my opinion is all out of style Aw, but don't get me started cause I can get riled And I'll make a fight for the forefathers plan And the world already knows where I stand And I'm for the Bible and I'm for the flag And I'm for the working man, me and ol' hag I'm just one of many Who can't get no respect Politically uncorrect Nothing wrong with the Bible, nothing wrong with the flag Nothing wrong with the working man me & ol' hag We're just some of many who can't get no respect Politically uncorrect Politically uncorrect |
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| 2:45 |
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Don't feel like loving you today
So don't you even try to change my mind The best thing you can do right now is just go away Cause I don't feel like loving you today I don't want to talk about last night I'm angry and haven't had much sleep And I'm so tired and bloodshot, there ain't no telling what I'd say Cause I don't feel like loving you today [Chorus:] But you know I will anyway Even though we make it hard sometimes I'll wind up forgiving you And probably loving you for the rest of my life But I don't feel like loving you today And I've got sixteen hours left to go I might tell you that I'm leavin' even though you know I'll stay Cause I don't feel like loving you today [Chorus] But I don't feel like loving you today I just don't feel like loving you today. |
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| 9. |
| 3:49 |
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Rebel Child..... Rebel Child, won’t you heed my warning… One of these days the rain will come pouring Some of those sunshine blue, sky mornings… might just turn to gray I understand, why you do the things you do There was a time, when I was just like you I know right now, you think you know it all There’s no way that you can break, no way you can fall Rebel Child, won’t you heed my warning One of these days the rain will come pouring Some of those sunshine blue, sky mornings, might just turn to gray… Cuz I’ve been there and I know what your thinking You’re flying high but someday you’ll blink and That cloud you're on will just start sinking Don’t wait ‘til it’s too late. Oh, oh, oh Rebel Child I know you can’t learn from my mistakes You got your own… roads you gotta take And they might look… like they’re paved with gold Just remember that you’ll have to reap… all the seeds you sow Rebel Child, won’t you heed my warning… One of these days the rain will come pouring… Some of those sunshine blue, sky mornings might just turn to gray… I’ve been there and I know what your thinking You’re flying high, but someday you’ll blink and That cloud you're on will just start sinking Don’t wait ‘til it’s too late. Oh, oh, oh Rebel Child Oh, oh, oh Rebel Child Keep your feet on the ground, one on eye on heaven Do a lot of forgiving, not much forgetting And remember life is one big lesson Rebel Child won’t you heed my warning… One of these days the rain will come pouring… Some of those sunshine blue, sky mornings might just turn to gray… I’ve been there and I know what your thinking You’re flying high but someday you'll blink and That cloud you're on will just start sinking Don’t wait ‘til it’s too late. Oh, oh, oh Rebel Child Oh, oh, oh Rebel Child Oh, oh, oh Rebel Child |
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| 10. |
| 4:24 |
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I've Been Chasin' Rainbows All My Life
Still Haven't Found That Pot Of Gold Send My Prayers To Heaven Every Night Just Close My Eyes And Let 'Em Go Ooooohhhh.... Seems Like Everybody Has Got One Up On Me Someone Tell Me What I'm 'Spose To Do Why Does The Sun Always Shine On The Other Side, On The Other Side Why Does It Always Have To Be All Rainin' Always Rainin' On Me Seems Like I've Been Standin' Under The Clouds And Its Always Been That Way There Aint No Silver Linin' To Be Found Everywhere I Look Its Just Another Shade Of Grey Ooooohhh Yes It Is And I Don't Know Why And I Don't Know When And I Don't Know Where To Begin Ooooohhh Why Does The Sun Always Shine On The Other Side, On The Other Side Why Does It Always Have To Be All Rainin' Always Rainin' On Me I Know Theres A Rainbow Hidin' Just Beyond The Clouds I Keep On Keepin' On Aint Gunna Let It Get Me Down I Wont Let It Get Me Down Oooohhhh Yeeeeaaaahhhhhhhh Why Does The Sun Always Shine On The Other Side, On The Other Side Why Does It Always Have To Be All Rainin' Always Rainin' On Me Always Rainin' On Me Always Rainin' On Me Always Rainin' On Yeah It's Always Rainin' On Me |
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| 11. |
| 3:49 |
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I stood behind that bar til' closing time
I served cold beer, warm whiskey and rot-gut wine Now I'm up here on the stage everybody knows my name and I can't believe how long they wait in my autograph line Not bad for a bartender or an eighth grade education Pretty good for a back woods girl, who had to make it on her own I'm on the stools out in bar these days buying everyone a round Ain't it funny how the tables turned Not bad for a bartender Swinging doors and cleaning floors is all I'd ever known Then out of nowhere somehow I found my yellow brick road So when you're broke and paying dues, look at me I'm living proof And if there's hope for me, I know there's hope for you I'm on the stools out in bar these days buying everyone a round Ain't it funny how the tables turned Not bad for a bartender Ain't it funny how the tables turned Not bad for a bartender |
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