Gretchen Wilson - All Jacked Up (2005) by Gretchen Wilson (보컬) on maniadb.com

Heyahhhhhhhhh

Five of the PM rolls around,
there’s a little old joint outside of town
I only got time for a couple of beers
and a juke box song ringing in my ears
The next you know the bar tenders pouring,
shots are flowing, got me stoning
All I really know is that I should be going,
but I’m soaking from the moment

Am all jacked up, all jacked up
Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much.
One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you’re all jacked up

It was getting mighty close to nice o’clock,
what the hell I had one more shot.
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar,
guess I mighta musta gone a little too far.
Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue,
10 foot 2 with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth,
guess I had it coming I deserved the due

Cos I was all jacked up, all jacked up,
Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much.
One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up
Don’t start no stuff when you’re all jacked up.

Don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here,
That’s what they said when I got my last beer.
Oh my God, its 2 o’clock,
I can’t find my keys and my trucks locked
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window,
hurt my elbow got me in though
Two foot later backed into the light pole,
all the town folk got a good choke

All jacked up, all jacked up
Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much.
One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up
Don’t drive you truck when you’re all jacked up

Jacked up
(all jacked up, all jacked up)
oooooooooo

One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up;
Don’t start no stuff when you’re all jacked up.

One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up……
Don’t drive your car
Don’t start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are
When you’re all jacked up

All Jacked up
All Jacked up
All Jacked up

Yeh yeh yeh yeh

Well I ain't never had a problem with California
There's a lot of good women,
Sacramento to Corona
But them Hollywood types,
after a while wear on ya
Strutin' around in their size zeros,
Skinny little girls no meat on thier bones
Never even heard of George Jones

Ain't you glad we ain't no California girls
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left,
who know how to rock your world
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken
and dirty dance to Merle
Ain't you glad we ain't no California girls

There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery
Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me
Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be
But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin
With her big fake smile and her painted on skin
Never had a chance at a real man

I'm a mother, I'm a lover
A chef, a referee
I'm a doctor, and a chuffeur
Seven days a week
I ain't asking for a medal
Yeah I know you work too
I'd just like a little credit
Where credit is due

It's the hardest gig I've ever known
I work my fingers to the bone
Yeah the dishes and the diapers never stop
Lousy pay, there ain't no 401K
I know this may come as a shock
But this her's a full time job

Well I'm takin' a vacation
I could use a little fun
I'll be sipping on the silence
And soaking up the sun
I'm leaving you my apron
You can try it on for size
You said there's nothing to it
So I'm sure you'll be fine

In a day or maybe two
You'll be changin' your tune
By then You'll be ready to drop
Workin' my full time job
This here's a full time job

Don't need no diamond ring
Don't want a bunch of bling bling
The only thing I really need
Is a man with a skoal ring
Don't have to be wined and dined
We can stay home every night
I can do without anything
Except a man with a skoal ring He works a ten hour shift
And comes home right on time
He don't complain a bit
When I get out of line
He ain't rich and
He might have a little dirt on his hands
But that worn-out circle on his jeans
Makes him my kind of man I've always been a bandit girl
And he's a long cut man
Somehow we still get along with
Different color cans
When that boy comes home from work
Smellin' like the farm
That berry blend on his lips
Still turns me on Don't need no diamond ring
Don't want a bunch of bling bling
The only thing I really need
Is a man with a skoal ring
Don't have to be wined and dined
We can stay home every night
I can do without anything
Except a man with a skoal ring The one thing that gets to me
Is a man with a skoal ring

Look at her
My God she's dancin'
Out there romancin'
In her new lover's arms
If he were here
To see how she's actin'
If he could hear her Laughin'
It would brak his broken heart

[Chorus:]
'Cause he ain't even cold yet
The tears haven't dried yet
It's not written in stone yet
As far as he's concerned
He ain't even cold yet
The fire's still burnin'
She laid his love to rest
Showin' no regrets
Lord, Heain't even cold yet

If he found out
Lord, It would kill him
'Cause he's still livin'
In yesterday
Whoever tells him
That she's not grieven'
Would just be leavin'
Flowers on his grave

[Chorus]

She laid his love to rest
Showin' no regrets
And he ain't eve cold yet

Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Grand ole Opry here in Nashville,
Tennessee. All the way from Pocahontas,
Illinois, it's Gretchen Wilson.

Well I'm one bud wiser than i was a minute ago.
I found an equalizer that makes his memory a no show.
And I won't be jonesin' for his lovin' anymore,
cause I'm one bud wiser than I was a minute ago.

I dropped a quarter, played Golden Ring on the jukebox.
Placed my order with the guy behind the bar.
And when he handed me a cold one,
well I said, "Keep the change, Darlin'."
And as I drank it down, I felt the healing start.

Well I'm one bud wiser than i was a minute ago.
I found an equalizer that makes his memory a no show.
And I won't be jonesin' for his lovin' anymore,
cause I'm one bud wiser than I was a minute ago.

When he left me, he took my brand-new Silverado.
I started thumbin' and I finally hitched a ride.
I just came in here to drink a beer
and watch the rednecks fight.
Now I don't feel so bad goin' home alone tonight.

Well I'm one bud wiser than i was a minute ago.
I found an equalizer that makes his memory a no show.
And I won't be jonesin' for his lovin' anymore,
cause I'm one bud wiser than I was a minute ago.

And I won't be jonsein' for his lovin' any more,
cause I'm one bud wiser than i was a minute ago.

Yes, I'm one bud wiser.

I'm for the low man on the totem pole
And I'm for the underdog God bless his soul
And I'm for the guys still pulling third shift
And the single mom raisin' her kids
I'm for the preachers who stay on their knees
And I'm for the sinner who finally believes
And I'm for the farmer with dirt on his hands
And the soldiers who fight for this land And I'm for the Bible and I'm for the flag
And I'm for the working man, me and ol' hag
I'm just one of many
Who can't get no respect
Politically uncorrect I guess my opinion is all out of style Aw, but don't get me started cause I can get riled
And I'll make a fight for the forefathers plan And the world already knows where I stand And I'm for the Bible and I'm for the flag
And I'm for the working man, me and ol' hag
I'm just one of many
Who can't get no respect
Politically uncorrect Nothing wrong with the Bible,
nothing wrong with the flag Nothing wrong with the working man me & ol' hag
We're just some of many who can't get no respect
Politically uncorrect Politically uncorrect

Don't feel like loving you today
So don't you even try to change my mind
The best thing you can do right now is just go away
Cause I don't feel like loving you today

I don't want to talk about last night
I'm angry and haven't had much sleep
And I'm so tired and bloodshot, there ain't no telling what I'd say
Cause I don't feel like loving you today

[Chorus:]
But you know I will anyway
Even though we make it hard sometimes
I'll wind up forgiving you
And probably loving you for the rest of my life
But I don't feel like loving you today

And I've got sixteen hours left to go
I might tell you that I'm leavin' even though you know I'll stay
Cause I don't feel like loving you today

[Chorus]

But I don't feel like loving you today
I just don't feel like loving you today.

Rebel Child..... Rebel Child, won’t you heed my warning…
One of these days the rain will come pouring
Some of those sunshine blue, sky mornings…
might just turn to gray I understand, why you do the things you do
There was a time, when I was just like you
I know right now, you think you know it all
There’s no way that you can break,
no way you can fall Rebel Child, won’t you heed my warning
One of these days the rain will come pouring
Some of those sunshine blue, sky mornings,
might just turn to gray… Cuz I’ve been there and I know what your thinking
You’re flying high but someday you’ll blink and
That cloud you're on will just start sinking
Don’t wait ‘til it’s too late. Oh, oh, oh Rebel Child I know you can’t learn from my mistakes
You got your own… roads you gotta take
And they might look…
like they’re paved with gold
Just remember that you’ll have to reap…
all the seeds you sow Rebel Child, won’t you heed my warning…
One of these days the rain will come pouring…
Some of those sunshine blue, sky mornings
might just turn to gray… I’ve been there and I know what your thinking
You’re flying high, but someday you’ll blink and
That cloud you're on will just start sinking
Don’t wait ‘til it’s too late. Oh, oh, oh Rebel Child
Oh, oh, oh Rebel Child Keep your feet on the ground,
one on eye on heaven
Do a lot of forgiving,
not much forgetting
And remember life is one big lesson Rebel Child won’t you heed my warning…
One of these days the rain will come pouring…
Some of those sunshine blue, sky mornings
might just turn to gray… I’ve been there and I know what your thinking
You’re flying high but someday you'll blink and
That cloud you're on will just start sinking
Don’t wait ‘til it’s too late. Oh, oh, oh Rebel Child
Oh, oh, oh Rebel Child
Oh, oh, oh Rebel Child

I've Been Chasin' Rainbows All My Life
Still Haven't Found That Pot Of Gold
Send My Prayers To Heaven Every Night
Just Close My Eyes And Let 'Em Go
Ooooohhhh....

Seems Like Everybody
Has Got One Up On Me
Someone Tell Me
What I'm 'Spose To Do

Why Does The Sun Always Shine
On The Other Side, On The Other Side
Why Does It Always Have To Be All Rainin'
Always Rainin' On Me

Seems Like I've Been Standin'
Under The Clouds
And Its Always Been That Way
There Aint No Silver Linin' To Be Found
Everywhere I Look
Its Just Another Shade Of Grey
Ooooohhh Yes It Is

And I Don't Know Why
And I Don't Know When
And I Don't Know Where
To Begin

Ooooohhh Why Does The Sun Always Shine
On The Other Side, On The Other Side
Why Does It Always Have To Be All Rainin'
Always Rainin' On Me

I Know Theres A Rainbow
Hidin' Just Beyond The Clouds
I Keep On Keepin' On
Aint Gunna Let It Get Me Down
I Wont Let It Get Me Down
Oooohhhh Yeeeeaaaahhhhhhhh

Why Does The Sun Always Shine
On The Other Side, On The Other Side
Why Does It Always Have To Be All Rainin'
Always Rainin' On Me

Always Rainin' On Me
Always Rainin' On Me
Always Rainin' On
Yeah It's Always Rainin' On Me

I stood behind that bar til' closing time
I served cold beer, warm whiskey and rot-gut wine
Now I'm up here on the stage
everybody knows my name
and I can't believe how long they wait in my autograph line

Not bad for a bartender
or an eighth grade education
Pretty good for a back woods girl,
who had to make it on her own
I'm on the stools out in bar
these days buying everyone a round
Ain't it funny how the tables turned
Not bad for a bartender

Swinging doors and cleaning
floors is all I'd ever known
Then out of nowhere somehow
I found my yellow brick road
So when you're broke and paying dues,
look at me I'm living proof
And if there's hope for me,
I know there's hope for you

I'm on the stools out in bar
these days buying everyone a round
Ain't it funny how the tables turned
Not bad for a bartender

Ain't it funny how the tables turned
Not bad for a bartender

Good morning heartache
You old gloomy sight
Good morning heartache
Thought we said goodbye last night
I turned and tossed until it seems you had gone
But here you are with the dawn
Wish I'd forget you, but you're here to stay
It seems I met you
When my love went away
Now everyday I start by saying to you
Good morning heartache what's new

Stop haunting me now
Can't shake you no how
Just leave me alone
I've got those Monday blues
Straight through Sunday blues
Good morning heartache
Here we go again
Good morning heartache
You're the one
Who knew me when
Might as well get use to you hanging around
Good morning heartache
Sit down

Stop haunting me now
Can't shake you no how
Just leave me alone
I've got those Monday blues
Straight through Sunday blues
Good morning heartache
Here we go again
Good morning heartache
You're the one
Who knew me when
Might as well get use to you hanging around
Good morning heartache
Sit down