I'll pick you up early From the school gates at 3:30 I'll take you down Soho Be ready to Go-Go The perverts will be ready The queue it will be steady I'll charge you 50 percent And then I'll charge you for the rent
Am I bad? Yes, he's bad Am I bad? Yes, he's bad
I'll feed you narcotics Make sure you're erotic And then I'll feed some to your pals And soon I'll have a chain of gals I'll wait outside your school I'll seem so nice, I'll seem so cool In my expensive car I promise I'll make you a star
Am I bad? Yes, he's bad Am I bad? Yes, he's bad
I'll get you a modeling contract Just lie here on your back And let perverts stick it in And leer at you with sickly grins My paedophile ring, it's the best My customers they all attest So come on perverts, come on down I've got the best ring in the town
Am I bad? Yes, he's bad Am I bad? Yes, he's bad Am I bad? Yes, he's bad Am I bad? Yes, he's bad
I keep it in the family All my daughters work for me
Tick tock goes the clock tick tick tick tick tick tick tock I remember as a young man in the young girl's arms Now I'm old and impotent waiting to be embalmed I remember as a young man marriage and childbirth Now I'm old and cynical and I've got a bloated girth I remember as a young man steady on my feet Now I need a walking stick and I haven't got any teeth
There must be a reason There must be a time There must be a God Who is divine
By the moon
There must be God There must be a plan It cannot be chaos Each one of us damned
By the moon
When are going to come Off of your cloud And realise There's nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing
By the moon
There must be somebody Who did create There must be a reason There must be fate
By the moon
There must be a deity In the stars Who controls all From afar
By the moon
No destiny, astrology No happy ever after No God, no saviour, no knight No knight in shiny armour
By the moon
There must be a book Which states the law There must be an order Which is not flawed
By the moon
There must be a reason Why we exist There must be a reason For all of this
By the moon
No intervention From the divine If God exists Then God is a swine
By the moon
So when are you going to come Off of your cloud And realise there's nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing