Stockard Channing

Look at me I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed
I can't I'm Sandra Dee

Watch it! Hey, I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across even Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris Day

I don't drink I swear
I don't rat my hair
I get ill from one cigarette
Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers
Would you pull that crap with Annette?

As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do
You've got your crust I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain Sandra Dee

Elvis, Elvis, let me be
Keep that pelvis far from me
Just keep your cool now your starting to drool

Hey, Fongul, I'm Sandra Dee

Look at me I'm Sandra Dee Lousy with virginity Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed I can't I'm Sandra Dee Watch it! Hey, I'm Doris Day I was not brought up that way Won't come across even Rock Hudson lost His heart to Doris Day I don't drink I swear I don't rat my hair I get ill from one cigarette Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers Would you pull that crap with Annette? As for you Troy Donahue I know what you wanna do You've got your crust I'm no object of lust I'm just plain Sandra Dee Elvis, Elvis, let me be Keep that pelvis far from me Just keep your cool now your starting to drool Hey, Fongul, I'm Sandra Dee

There are worse things I could do,
than go with a boy or two
Even though the neighborhood thinks
I'm trashy and no good I suppose it could be true,
but there are worse things I could do I could flirt
with all the guys, smile at them and bat my eyes
Press against them when we dance,
make them think they stand a chance
Then refuse to see it through,
that's a thing I'd never do I could stay home every night,
wait around for mr. Right
Take cold showers every day, and throw my life away
On a dream that won't come true I could hurt someone like me,
out of spite or jealousy I don't steal and I don't lie,
but I can feel and I can cry
A fact I'll bet you never knew
But to cry in front of you,
that's the worst thing I could do

" THERE ARE WORSE THINGS I COULD DO "

" THAN GO WITH A BOY OR TWO "

" EVEN THOUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD "

" THINKS I'M TRASHY AND NO GOOD "

" I SUPPOSE IT COULD BE TRUE "

" BUT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS I COULD DO "

" I COULD FLIRT WITH ALL THE GUYS "

" SMILE AT THEM AND BAT MY EYES "

" PRESS AGAINST THEM WHEN WE DANCE "

" MAKE THEM THINK THEY STAND A CHANCE "

" THEN REFUSE TO SEE IT THROUGH "

" THAT'S THE THING I'D NEVER DO "

" I COULD STAY HOME EVERY NIGHT "

" WAIT AROUND FOR MR. RIGHT "

" TAKE COLD SHOWERS EVERY DAY "

" AND THROW MY LIFE AWAY "

" ON A DREAM THAT WON'T COME TRUE "

" I COULD HURT SOMEONE LIKE ME "

" OUT OF SPITE OR JEALOUSY "

" I DON'T STEAL AND I DON'T LIE "

" BUT I CAN FEEL AND I CAN CRY "

" A FACT I'LL BET YOU NEVER KNEW "

" BUT TO CRY IN FRONT OF YOU "

" THAT'S THE WORST THING "

" I COULD DO ""