AHHHH...The Lord is a monkey Thanksgiving's coming on the Fourth of July In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye Well she come from out west on a nickel's worth of gas Got her mind on her money and a dope up her ass Outside of Phoenix where the gimmick broke down Fucked that cracker for his rig and she was out of that town. HA HA HA HAA Well she was a hare krishne in the ashwam bed She was sellin' (?) Had a funky-ass head Well she put food in my mouth and she threw me on the bed And she cut off my balls and she sewed 'em to my head Well she's headin' back east in a 57 Caddy Got her mind on her money and a dope for her daddy
Well I met her on the street where she beat me like a fool Then she got me accepted to an ivy league school Well I really did good but it's kickin' my ass I lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to glass Well she's looking pretty good first week in July She's got a dope up her ass and a needle in her eye Thanksgivings coming on the Fourth of July In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye Well she come from out west on a nickel's worth of gas Got her mind on her money and a dope up her ass
We had time and so did I time and time again Shook our clothes into the river never lost a friend Simple times they came in t-shirts help me move the sand In my room I keep my love a tiny rubberband
We got 15 stitches and a visit from the man If I'd been told I'd not have sold that tiny rubberband
Shook our clothes into the river never lost a friend In my room I keep my love a tiny rubberband Shook my clothes into the river never lost a friend In my room I keep my love a tiny rubberband
They came in the clothes that I'm in And threw the phone at my wall They were strangers They drive in the car that I'm in And you never see their faces at all They were strangers They drive in the car that I'm in And you never see their faces at all They know my fears and cry in my tears Through a face without an eye at all They came in the phone that I'm in And threw the face on my wall Know my tears and cry in my fears Through an eye without a face at all Face at all... face at all... Face at all... face at all... They came in the phone that I'm in And threw the face on my wall Know my fears and cry in my tears Through a face without an eye at all Aaahhh...
