Jack Black [영화배우, Tenacious D]

I've been really tryin , baby

Tryin to hold back these feelings for so long

And if you feel, like I feel baby

Come on, oh come on,



Let's get it on

Let's get it on

Let's get it on

Let's get it on



We're all sensitive people

With so much love to give,

understand me sugar

Since we got to be

Lets say, I love you



There's nothin wrong with me

Lovin you---

And givin yourself to me can never be wrong

If the love is true



Don't you know how sweet

and wonderful, life can be

I'm askin you baby, to get it on with me

I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna push

So come on, come on, come on, come on baby

Stop beatin round the bush....



Let's get it on

Let's get it on

Let's get it on

Let's get it on

All you people up there in City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people of City Hall.
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up,
Come along children and fuckin' rise!

Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot.
A Riot!

We'd have 'em screaming in the streets,
we'd have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses,
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!

(spoken)
And then after the smoke has cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and KG will peek out our heads.
We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
from a bunker.

We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall!
(laughs) But now what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we'll do it!

(sung)
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as Two Kings.

(spoken)
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked its legalization,
you're banished from the land!

(sung)
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
Lead as Two Kings.

(spoken)
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!

(sung)
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah,
We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings.
(spoken)
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology) Chop, chop, let's go.

(spoken)
Third decree: no more... rich people... and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that
(sung)
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.

(spoken)
(JB:) Oh my God.
(KG:) Ahh... What?
(JB:) Dude, the red phone is flashing.
(KG:) Oh, yeah.
(JB:) Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings.
(KG:) Who is it?
(JB:) What?! No! No fucking way!
(KG:) What?
(JB:) Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there!
(KG:) Oh my God... what?
(JB:) Dude, I gotta stay here!
(KG:) Why do I have to go?
(JB:) Please! Please!
(KG:) Oh, God, okay.
(JB:) Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament.
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
But Rage, he can't be King anymore.
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!
Seriously, let's make him Duke. A kick ass Duke.
Or leader formerly known as King, but-- uh-oh he's comin' back...

(sung)
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
We'll really lead as Two Kings.

(spoken)
(KG:) Uh, dude?
(JB:) Rage.
(KG:) I went all over Idaho...
(JB:) Yeah?
(KG:) Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
(JB:) What? There was no famine?
(KG:) Yeah, there was no famine, no.
(JB:) Dude.
(KG:) I don't know what's uh...
(JB:) A toast...
(KG:) A toast...
(JB:) Long live the D.
(KG:) Long live the D.
(clinking of glasses)
(JB:) Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine.
(KG:) What?
(JB:) For the good of the land.
(KG:) You p-- I poisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
(JB/KG:) Noooooooooo!!!!!
No!

(sung)
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.

People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is talkin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is rockin'.

People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em GO! OH!

(spoken)
(JB:) Don't- cut that part out.

(KG:) We've got it.

(JB:) Um, do you believe in God?
(KG:) I believe, I believe.
(JB:) You do?
(KG:) I believe in God. I believe in God.
(JB: (laughs) Y'do--
(KG:) I believe in God.
(JB:) Do you?
(KG:) I believe in God.


(Malibu Nights (Hidden track)

(KG (spoken):)
Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come up with this one
(KG starts playing)
(JB (spoken):) I got some lyrics.
(sung)
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin' a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin'd view.
Because it's time for my breakfast,
It's time for some cheese.
It's time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... curreeeeees!

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

Dio has rocked for a long, long time,
Now it's time for him to pass the torch.
He has songs of wildebeests and angels,
He has soared on the wings of a demon.

It's time to pass the torch,
You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you.
We're takin' you to a home,
But we will sing a song about you.

And we will make sure that you're very well taken care of.
You'll tell us secrets that you've learned. Raow!
Your sauce will mix with ours,
And we'll make a good goulash baby.
Dio, time to go!
You must give your cape and scepter to me.
And a smaller one for KG.
Go! Go! Dio! Dio!

[spoken] Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'? [sung] That's the first thin' I say to you. How's it goin'? Are you flowin'? Listen honey, Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you, Showin', growin', Man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze. And squeeze! Take off your blouse, And your underpants, Then take a look, 'Cause here me and KG come naked, Out of the side-hatch, With the oils and perfume and incense. Now you're groovin', Put on a cool '70s groove. A funky groove to fuck to. A funky groove to fuck to. Me, me and KG, It's all about sex supreme, We likes to cream jeans. (sex) Have you ever been worked on By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex) That's what I'm offerin' you. You step into our room, And then you smell the perfume, You lay upon our roundish bed, And then you feel a tickling on your head. It's KG with the feather and the French tickler, Look out baby he got the tools. And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet. It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes. We don't mind sucking on toes! Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow! Havin' sex with me and KG, Now you're talkin' double team supreme. Let's roll! Oh! [2-part:] Ahh, oh! What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh! Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh! Deht! Deht! Eeee! ...Splooge! [spoken] That was the one. [KG:] Hail Satan! [JB:] Hail Satan! [KG:] Hail Satan! [JB:] Hail Satan!

Kage, (yeah)
Lets go to this drive through,(oh good im starvin)
(may i help you)
Yeah, umm, uhh
(can i have your order)
yeah, uhh, im looking at the menu
uhh,
(would you like special curly fries?)
please dont, dont, dont offer me anything,
ill tell you what i want,
(ok)
umm,ok you know how you have the six piece nuggets
(the..the six piece nuggets?)
just uhh, can ya just give me four nuggets,
im tryin ta..
(that comes i six or twelve piece)
shut up and listen to my order
take the six nuggets and throw two of them away
im just wanting a four nugget thing, im tryin to watch my calerie intake
(that comes in six or twelve piece)
PUTT TWO OF THEM UP YOUR ASS and give me four chicken McNuggets
(alright ,a six peice nugget)
then can i have a junior western bacon chi,a JUNIOR western bacon chi,
im trying to watch my figure
(a western bacon cheeseburger)
a JUNIOR western bacon chi,
(would you like that with onions)
no onions,
(western bacon sheese, twelve and six piece nuggets)
and im gunna go with a fillett of fish sandwich since that has less calleries
cuz its fish,now if you could take a cokacola and just go half cokacola
half diet coke,cuz im tryin to watch my figure
tryin to lose some of the weight
(you want half cokacola half diet coke?)
and a SMALL, A SMALL, chocolate shakecuz im tryin to watch my figure
not a large a small
(it comes in small, medium, large)
ummm, also a small seasoned curly, SMALL seasoned curlys
(ok ok, a small seasoned curly)
umm, fuck my ass, what else give me uhh
alright cherries jubilee and thats it
wait kage what do you want?
uhhh, jeez let me have uhh ithink i want the regular
western bacon cheeseburger large shake umm seas...
AUGHHH god come on with the order
im i ahh
you take forever
thats all i want thats all i want
good how much is that sir
(that will be uhhh... $14.75 at the window please drive up.)
do you have any money
oh shoot yeah i got.. you have som...i got..
give it to me ok we only have uhh
alright im gunna need to cancel the last two things on the order
(ok cancel...)
ok thank you lets go

Climb upon my faithful steed,
Then we gonna ride,
gonna smoke some weed.
Climb upon my big-ass steed,
And ride, ride, ride.

Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about,
But it's good to go.
What's the name of my girlfriend
I don't know,
But she's built like the shit
And she's good to go, go,
She's good to go,
She's good to go.

We are fuelled by Satan,
Yes we're schooled by Satan.
Fuelled by Satan!
Writin' those tasty riffs
just as fast as we can.
Schooled by Satan!

We were the inventors
of the cosmic astral code.
We've come to blow you away,
We've come to blow your nose.
We've come to fuckin' blow,
We've come to blow the show.
We've come to fuckin' blow,
You know it, you know it!

Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about
But it's good to riddle-ah!

[spoken]
I am not one of you. I come from an ancient time.
I am known as The Kicker of Elves. I am also known as The Angel Crusher!

Explosivo.

Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
That they don't really care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
Oh shit there's a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in grave danger
And you don't even care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me,
Say a prayer for me,
'Cause it's rare to be
In Tenacious D.
Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah

JB: BRRRRRRRRRRING....BRRRRRRRRRRRRING
KG: *Click sound* Two Kings.
JB: Hey Kage.
KG: Hey.
JB: How's it goin?
KG: Good, good.
JB: What're ya doin?
KG: Oh God, I was just, I w-
JB: I love you.
KG: ...what'd you say?
JB: Said I love you,man. Just wanted to say it.
KG: Hey, thanks. Thank you. That's awesome, fuckin awesome...I mean, uh, that's
cool you can, you can say that.
JB: ...Don't you have something to say?
KG: No...oh I mean, I uh, I like you.I like you too dude.
JB: Whoa, like? OH HO HO MAN! I'm glad I fuckin did this test on you. The
friendship test.
KG: What?
JB: No, man
KG What are you talkin about?
JB: What happened before, when I said I loved you,that was a test. Because man
I coulda made a total ass of myself if I hadn't done this test on you.
*whistle* hoo hoo!
KG: But you don't?
JB: Boy!
KG: You don't, really love me?
JB: Dude listen. You fuckin passed the test ok? But barely. Ya know what you
got?
KG: What?
JB: F plus. Click

This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely

You don't have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........

(spoken)
(KG:) We should talk about the hard fucking though.
(JB:) Hard fucking?
(KG:) Because I think it's a pretty common complaint.
(JB:) (laughing) The ladies don't really like the hard fucking.
(KG:) You feel like your giving them some extra juice.
(JB:) They're not into that.
(KG:) No. You think your like, taking 'em to the limit.
(JB:) Maybe they are though, in to that. You know what the test is? You just say, "Get on top honey, you do what you like."
(KG:) (laughing)
(JB:) And then sometimes she'll be fucking you really hard. It's like wait, "Well you like that? You like that? Slow down I'm gonna spurt! Agh! Um, sorry. You shouldn't have fucked me so hard." (laughing)

*Kage Snoring*

[Jack] Oh, my god. I've done it. Kage, come here I want you!
(오, 세상에. 해냈어. Kage, 이리 와 봐!)
[Kage]What?! What?! God! I was sleeping dude! What are you talkin about?
(뭐? 뭐? 제발! 나 자고있었어 이놈아! 무슨말 하는거야?)
[Jack] Oh, my god...
(오, 신이시여...)
[Kage] What?
(뭐?)
[Jack] I did it.
(해냈어.)
[Kage] What'd You Do?
(뭘 해냈는데?)
[Jack] I've done it.. I fuckin did it.
(그걸 해냈다고... 염병할.)
[Kage] What?
(뭐?)
[Jack] The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling, dude. Oh, my god, inward singing!
(요들 이래로 가장 강력한 창법이지, 이놈아. 바로 들이쉬며 노래하기다!)
[Kage] What?
(뭐?)
[Jack] Check it out. It's an invention and it makes non-stop rocking possible.
(이것 봐, 이건 주구장창 노래부르는 걸 가능하게 만드는 혁명이야.)
Think about it, man! Rock singers are only rockin you half the time,
(생각해봐! 락 가수는 딱 반만큼만 노래부를수 있지,)
the other time they're... they're... they're... they're... breathing in but not any more baby! HAHAHA... not with inward singing. Check it out...
(나머진머진머진머진 숨쉬어야 되지만 이젠 아냐 Baby! 하하하... 들숨창법덕택에. 보라고..)


*Jack breathing*

[Singing] And then I start some lyrics and you
(내가 가사를 부르고)
[Inward Singing] Can't believe I'm singing
(넌 내가 노래하는 걸 못믿지)
[Singing] And I'm never fucking stopping and I'm
(난 절대 멈추지 않아)
[Inward Singing] Always fucking singing
(몇날며칠 노래하지)
[Singing] Now you know that I will never
(넌 이제 내가 더이상)
[Inward Singing] Stop the fucking singing
(노래를 멈추지 않을 걸 알지)
[Singing] I'm like a fucking one man band, I'm like a fucking one man
(난 솔로 밴드가 좋아, 난 솔로 밴드가)
[Inward Singing] Band!
(좋아!)


[Jack]And I can sing like that all fuckin night...
(난 이렇게 밤 새도록 노래부를 수 있어)
[Kage] Wow... it wasn't really non-stop though. There was a slight...
(와우... 비슷하긴 하지만 진정한 논스톱이 아니었...)
[Jack]AHH shut up! It is non stop and theother thing is that when I'm fucking singing in it sounds even BETTER than when I'm singing out!
(아~ 닥쳐! 이건 논스톱인데다가 노래까지 더 잘 부르게 해줘!)
Shut up! Fuck you! You fuckin dick! Always ney saying everything I create! You piece of shit, you create something like inward singing! You fucking shit you fucking sit in your tower...
(닥쳐! 엿 먹어! 씨X 새X! 내가 만든건 뭐든 토달지! 똥 조각, 이 씨X 똥 염병 네 탑에서 썩을...)


*Kage Laughing*

[Jack]...and fucking nap... what's funny? You fucking bitch!
(병신같은 낮잠에...뭐가 웃겨? 이 개자식아!)


*Kage Continues To Laugh*

[Jack]Fuckin, fuck yeah, fuckin... cockass!
(엿 먹어, 염병, 썩을... 후장!)


[long pause] You're fired from the band.
(넌 밴드에서 해고됐어.)
[Kage] Umm, that won't be necessary, Jack.
(어, 그건 별로 중요하지 않을거야, Jack.)
[Jack] Why?
(왜?)
[Kage] Well, I'm quitting.
(글쎄, 난 그만둘래.)
[Jack] What?
(뭐?)
[Kage] I quit.
(그만둔다고.)

With karate I'll kick your ass
Here to Tiennamen Square.
Oh yeah, muthafucka,
I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafucka.
You muthafucka.

Kyle betrayed me
And then he lied tried to hide
And I died deep inside
And you know the reason why.

I'm 'onna kick your ass
From here to right over there.
Oh yeah muthafucka,
I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafucka.
You muthafucka.

JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. WOW!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIKAY!
KG: OW!

[spoken] [KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon. [strums] [JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start. [strums again] [JB:] Better, closer, warmer. [strums again] [JB:] That's it. Okay. [sung] I love ya baby but all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm. I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. Now get it on! I see you walkin', but all I can think about is Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm. I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. Now I've been set loose-ah, I'm shooting my juice-ah, Right in your caboose. Now fuckin' get it on! Now get it on. Get it on! Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna, Dianetics Jr. much better indeed, And all you people here you're tremendous, (Except the people in the back), And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed With me, me and KG. All right! Oh yeah, All right! Oh my God! All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah), C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer), When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair, You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka, You know what time it is? Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go! Fuck yeah! Yeah, yeah! [spoken] Dude, that was TNT.

Last week, Kyle quit the band,
Now we're back together, uh.
Misunderstanding, didn't understand.
It doesn't matter, now we're back together again.
A-la la la la la.
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash. (that's true)
Couldn't split up Tango and Cash.
That's also true!
This is our song of exultant joy because
We only came to kick some ass.
Rock the fuckin' house and kick some ass.
What we gonna do with all the cash?
Smoke hash, and then we thrash.
We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all.
And everyone is invited to the bash.
And everyone you're all invited to the bash!
C'mon Kyle, one time c'mon!
[skat]

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee,
We're talkin' fuckin' Lee.
I had a friend named Lee,
He cast a spell a spell on me.
If me and Lee and KG could be three,
Flyin' free Tenaciously,
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee,
I'd propose on bended knee
To Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee,
Lee Lee,
Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee,
Lee Lee,
Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Lee Lee Lee,
Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Lee Lee,
If me, and Lee, and KG, (that's me)
Could be three, (could be three)
Plant a tree, (plant a tree)
Just for Lee, (just for Lee)
Just for Lee, (Lee)
Just for Lee!
Lee, Lee, Lee: ["Psycho" Knife Song style, 16X]
Leeee, Leeee, Leeee:
LEE!

(spoken)
Kyle Gass: Jack.
Jack Black: Yeah?
KG: Do you think some people... do you think that there's some people that aren't really... that are actually robots, living among us?
JB: No.
KG: ...that we can't tell...
JB: No, we dont have the technology yet. But Rage. Rage. Rage...
KG: Yeah?
JB: You know what I was thinking? Stop playing. I was thinking of a fucking brilliant song.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Check it out, just do what I do.
KG: Ok.
JB: Just play this note. And then we both keep playing... just keep both playing that note. Every once in a while bend it. And that's it... and just remember who wrote that song. Me baby, me.
KG: Oh..
JB: See, it's fucking simple. That's one song in the bank. Next song.
KG: Is, uh?
JB: Next song!
KG: How can? But it's one note...
JB: Next!
KG: Anybody could have wrote it, anybody could have done that. Its one song, its one note.
JB: But guess who did write it... ME!
KG: Yeah but did you... did you write the, the listen...
JB: Dude I did, I told you to do the bending every once in a while!
KG: Oh yeah you did.
JB: Woohoo, I win!
KG: Shit.
JB: I win. One to nothin'!

[Dave Grohl (spoken):] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6-6-6!

[sung]
It doesn't matter if it is good,
It only matters if it rocks.
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy,
'Cause rock 'n roll is bogus, right KG? (right!)
Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
And that's why me and KG are classically trained
To rock your fuckin' socks off!
Give 'em a taste KG.
[KG (spoken):] Okay.

That is Bach and it rocks
It's a rock block of Bach
That he learned in the school
Called the school of hard knocks!

Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock,
Give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now rock your socks off woman,
We'll rock your shit up y'all.
Give it up children now to freak your shit out!
All right!

[spoken]
Now I know what a lot of you are sayin':
"I just figured out what I'm 'onna do with the rest of my days.
I'm 'onna get me an oversized guitar, gain forty pounds and be the next D.
" Well I got sour news for you, jack. It ain't that easy.
For instance, are you willing to make the commitment to wakin' up
at the crack a' noon, for deep-knee rock squats!?
Seven or eight at a time!? In a row?
How 'bout are you willing to make the commitment
to rock-hard tasty abs washer-board style?
Glistening in the sun. How 'bout are you willin' to make the commitment,
wakin' up, goin' okay, it's gig time, what t-shirt am I gonna wear?
Can't decide: Can't decide: Brain aneurysm!
We've been through so much bullshit just to be here tonight
to rock your fuckin' socks off. And all we ask in return is so precious little.
All we're askin' you to do is drop trou and squeeze out
a Cleveland Steamer on my chest.

[sung]
2-3-4,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock, give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now rock your socks off woman,
We'll rock your shit up y'all.
Give it up children won't you freak your shit out!
All right!
[ad-lib hollers & screams]

The road is fuckin' hard,
The road is fuckin' tough-ah,
There's no question that-eh
It is rough, rough stuff.
It's the fuckin' road my friend
But it's the only road I know.
When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!

The road is fuckin' hard,
It's also really fuckin' tough,
There's no question that
It don't take no guff.
The road is a be-a-itch my friend
But it's the only fuckin' road I know,
When I'm snackin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!

I met a tasty baby in Michigan.
We screwed two times then I left.
Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan.
Why can't I stay in one place
For more than two days.
Why?!
Because I'm talkin' about the road. [5X]
Road!

This is the greatest and best song in the world´s... Tribute. Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin´ down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road. And he said!! "Play the best song in the world, or I´ll eat your soul." Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay." And we played the first thing that came to our heads, . Just so happened to be, The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World. Look into my eyes and it´s easy to see One and one make two, two and one make three, It was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so, When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow And the grass doth grow... Needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail, And the beast was done. He asked us. "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay. We are but men." Rock!! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh! This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no. This is just a tribute. Couldn´t remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no. This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World, All right!! It was The Greatest Song in the World, All right!! It was the best muthafuckin´ song the greatest song in the world. And the peculiar thing is this my friends the song we sang on that fateful night it didn´t actually sound anything like this song!! This is just a tribute. You gotta believe me!! And I wish you were there!! Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck!! Good God, God lovin´!! So surprised to find you can´t stop it. All right!! All right!!

High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds, There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly. Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck. Yeah, yeah. Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man? [spoken] Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman, archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy. What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight? That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes. How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle. How 'bout the power to move you? [sung] History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman, Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo. A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold, And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow! Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man? [spoken] Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces; they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen, and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right, [sung] Me! And KG! [KG (spoken):] That's me. [sung] We're now Tenacious D! Come fly with me, fly! Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man, Oh! [spoken] Take my hand! Young Nastyman, and we'll fly! Bring out your broadsword. There's the hydra. Slice his throat! And grab his scroat. You take the high road, I'll take the low. There, the crevasse, Fill it with your mighty juice.

I Can't Get to Sleep Tonight
오늘 밤은 잠을 이룰 수가 없네
No Matter How Hard I Try
내가 어떻게 어렵게 시도했든 상관없어
Cause It's Cold and It's Dark
왜냐면밖은 춥고 어둡기 때문이지
And The Wind is a Whistlin'
그리고 바람은 서늘하고
And I Can't Seem to Put Out The Light
난 빛에 놓여있어 보일 수 가없지
Momma's Been Searching for Baby
엄마는 아이를 위해 찾기 시작했지만
But Baby Been Tryin' To Get Home
아이는 집으로 가려고 했지
Cause It's Cold and It's Dark
왜냐면 밖은 춥고 어둡기 때문이지
And The Moon Cannot Light The Way
그리고 달은 날 비추질 않지
And Daddy's Gone, Bye Bye
아빠가 그립구나 안녕안녕
I'm Just A Babyyyyyyyyy
난 단지 아기~~~일~~~~~뿌~~운
[Crying]
이~잏힣힣힝힝히헤ㅎ헤헤헤~
[Jack Black]
I've Had This Birthmark Since I Was Born,
난 이 반점을 태어날때 부터 가지고 있었지
It's The Name of Our Fucking Band Dude
이게 바로 우리 좆같은 밴드의 이름이야 친구
[Kyle Gass]
I Have an Ass Mark Too?
나도 가지고 있는데?

[Beelz] I am complete!
나는 이제 완벽하다!
[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
제에에에에에엔자아아앙!
[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
맞아 젠장이라고해야지! 네 빌어먹을 운도 끝이야!
now i'm complete and my cock you will suck
난 이제 완벽해 내 거시기도 완벽해!
the world will be mine and you're first in line
세계는 이제 내것이다 너희가 첫번째 희생자지!
you brought me the pick and now you both shall die!
여기로 나를 불렀으니 이제 둘다 죽어라!
[JB] Wait! wait!Wait!
잠깐 잠깐 잠깐 기다려!
you mother fucker!
이 망할자식아!
we challenge you to a rock off!
우리 락으로 대결하자
give us one chance to rock your socks off
우리에게 한번만 기회를 주면 너를 감동시켜주지
[Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuck
젠장! 된장! 된장!
the demon code prevents me
악마의 문서에는 써있구나
from declining a rock off challenge
락의 대결을 받아들이라고
what are your terms? what is the cash?
뭘 원해? 무엇을 걸거냐?
[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
만약 우리가 이기면 닥치고 지옥으로 꺼져버려.
and also you will have to pay our rent
그리고 우리 집세좀 내줘
[Beelz] And what i if win?
만약 내가 이기면?
[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell...
그럼 케이지를 지옥으로 데려가도 좋아.
[KG] What?
뭐?
[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,
날 믿어 케이지, 이게 유일한 방법이야.
[KG] What the fuck are you talking about?
무슨 개소리를 하는거야?
[JB] to be your little bitch.
이 돼지 같은 녀석을 말야
Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
좋아! 락 대결을 시작하자! 하하하하
Im the devil i love metal!
나는 악마 메탈이 좋다!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty
이걸로 맛좀봐라!
i'm the devil i can do what i want,
나는 악마다 원하는건 뭐든지 할수 있어
whatever i got i'm gonna flaunt,
갖고 싶으면 뺏어버리지
there's never been a rock off i've ever lost
난 락대결에서 한번도 진적이 없어
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
케이지를 얼른 지옥으로 데려가고싶네
i'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
이 젤처럼 꽉꽉 짜줘야지
i'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
그 다음엔 내 거시기에다 발라 박아줘야지
[JB] Noooooo!
안돼!
cmon Kage bring the thundah
케이지 이제 우리차례야
[KG] there's just no way that we can win,
우리가 이길 방법이 없어
that was a masterpiece.
저건 완전 대박이었다고
[JB] listen to me
들어봐,
[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
저 락은 완전 최고였어 인간이 아니잖아
[JB] goddamn-it Kage,
왜그래 케이지!
he gonna make you his sex slave,
저놈은 너를 성노예로 만들어 버릴거야.
youre gonna gargle mayonnaise
그래도 좋아!?
[KG] Noo.
아니
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
우린 그저 엄청 큰 괴물하고 싸우는거라고
[KG] dude, we've been through so much shit,
우리 많은 일을 겪었었지.
[JB] deactivated lasers with my dick
내 거시기로 레이저도 이겼어
[BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down!
이제 저 녀석을 눕혀버릴 차례야!
[JB]C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
가자 케이지 이제 문을 부숴버릴 차례야
[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
듣고있어 제이블 이제 문 부술 차례야
[JB] Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
마지막 무대에 불을 켜!
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
저 재수없는 자식의 무릎을 꿇게 만들자
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down
자 이제 저 녀석을 쓰러트리자!
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
문을 부수지 못하면 나는 강간당하겠지
[JB] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
가자 케이지 이제 문을 부술 차례야!
[KG] OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
우린 할수 있어 심호흡을 하고!!
[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
이봐 적그리스도! 악마자식아!
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
우린 네 약점을 알아! 그리고 락의 원천도!
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
우리는 락의 성채로 네놈을 날릴거야
we will defeat you, for all mankind
모든 인류를 위해 너를 날려주마
you hold the scepter,
니가 주도권을 가지고 있지만
we hold the key
우린 열쇠를 가지고 있어
you are the devil,
너는 악마고
we are the D [17x]
우리는 D야! (17x)
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage,
이게뭐야! 내가이겼어 이리와 케이지!
You're comin with me.
나하고 같이가자!
Taste my lightning Fuckers!
내 거시기좀 빨아봐!!
[JB] NOOOO!
안돼!!
[Beelz]ow! Fuck!
아! 젠장!
My Fuckin' horn!
내 뿔!
ooohh no!
아 안돼!
[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,
니가 다시 완벽해 질때까지
until you are complete again
지옥에 남아 있어라!!
Nooooooo! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!
안돼!! 죽어라 케이지 ! 그리고 엿먹어라 제이블!
I'll get you Tenacious D!
언젠가 죽이겠다 터네이셔스 D!!

The mission is clear,
I'm going over there
I'm going to do the mission

I flip around the corner,
flat as a pancake
And then i- oh noo! A camera

Stay back here,
devise a plan
Dive into the bushes

Against all odds
Infiltrate,
storm the gates!
storm the gates!

Ninja style,
samuri (Storm the gates!)
Metal pole,
climb that shit (Storm the gates)
Climb into that mother-fucker
Now i'm climbin up,
up on the roof
I got cat-like reflexes

Against all odds
Infiltrate,
oh! storm the gates!

Two air-vents on the roof,
thats what the guy was talkin a- Shit!

Electric Eye
Infiltrate,
storm the gates!
storm the gates!
storm the gates!

Car chase city,
That's the name,
Of my game.
It was all proven,
Now its totally lame!
KG really fucking,
Blew us some ass!
Now we're fucking,
Headed for a,
Total collapse!

Car chase city,
Roll away from a bus!
Thought that we wasn't,
But we totally was!

Car chase city,
Now we're off on the map!
Car chase city,
Now I'm takin' a crap!

Now it's getting hairy,
So we're changin' the key.
Never underestimate,
The power of E!

KG fuckin' put his foot on the gas!
If I go to prison, got the Pick in my ass!

Fuck this shit!
It's gone too far!

Kage pulled up at the end of the car!
Car chase city,
Now we're taking the lane!
KG blew it,
Now we're goin insane!

Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Let them try to fill up the hole!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!

Car chase city!
Car chase city-ah!
Car chase city!

Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Just a fuckin' rigmarole!

Uh!

Piss!
Speed!
Tremble!
Oh!
Aagh!
Gas!
Brakes!
Spin it, go Kyle!
So spin it, go Kyle!
S'broke!
Flip it!
Gas!
Nitro!
Go!

Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Just a fuckin' rigmarole!

Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Rockin' was the ulti-mofo!
Uh!

Car chase city!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!

[Host:]
Hey guys, you're running a little late.
There's no spot left. You got any new material?

[JB]
What we got's gonna turn your brain to shit.

[KG]
Dust off the stage, Open Mic Host. Step aside.

Can't you see he's the man,
let me hear you applaud
he is more than a man
he's a shiny golden god.

If you think its time to fucking rock,
and fucking roll, out of control,
and then you know you got to rock the block,
and fucking suck my fucking cock,
'cause when you rule,
you fucking school all of the fools,
out of their jewels,
'cause if you think it's time,
if you think it's time,
if you think it's time to fucking rock.

He is going to kick your fucking ass,
and you know his name is Kyle Gass,
rocking and fucking rolling,
and fucking rocking,
and fucking rolling,
and fucking [vocal solo]...

This is a song called the history of tenacious d
And its not just a list of bullshit things
That we've done in the past,
But its a chronicling of our rise to POWER!

We ride with kings on mighty steeds
Across the devil's plain
We've walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain No!

We' ve run with wolves
We've climbed K2 even stopped a moving train
We've travelled through space
And time my friends to rock this house again
Rock!

We ride we ride and we'll never subside
We'll ride till the planets collide
And if you say that we do not ride,
I'll turn your fucking hide
RIDE!

Kyle's fingers be silver

Jack's voice then be gold
Both lest you think we're vain!

We know its the showcase and we don't care
Tenacious D we reign....

We reign Supreme
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! Burrito supreme,
And a chicken supreme and a Cutless Supreme
Supreme Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go now Kyle Go now Kyle
SUpreme!!!!!!!!!!
Go now Kyle Go now Kyle
SUpreme!!!!!!!!!!
Go now Kyle Go now Kyle
Burrito supreme
And a chicken supreme
And a Cutless Supreme
SUpreme

Dude, i totally miss you
I really fucking miss you
I`m all alone,
All the time, all the time

Dude, i totally miss you
The things we did together
Where have you gone?

Totally miss the honesty
And special times, and honestly
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do

Dude, i totally miss you
I totally miss you
Dude, i totally miss you
All the time

Ahhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaah
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaah
aah ya-he haaa.

Totally miss the honesty
And special times, and honestly
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do

Dude, i totally miss you
I totally miss you
Dude, i totally miss you
All the time

This is a song called the history of tenacious d
And its not just a list of bullshit things
That we've done in the past,
But its a chronicling of our rise to POWER!

We ride with kings on mighty steeds
Across the devil's plain
We've walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain No!

We' ve run with wolves
We've climbed K2 even stopped a moving train
We've travelled through space
And time my friends to rock this house again
Rock!

We ride we ride and we'll never subside
We'll ride till the planets collide
And if you say that we do not ride,
I'll turn your fucking hide
RIDE!

Kyle's fingers be silver

Jack's voice then be gold
Both lest you think we're vain!

We know its the showcase and we don't care
Tenacious D we reign....

We reign Supreme
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! Burrito supreme,
And a chicken supreme and a Cutless Supreme
Supreme Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go now Kyle Go now Kyle
SUpreme!!!!!!!!!!
Go now Kyle Go now Kyle
SUpreme!!!!!!!!!!
Go now Kyle Go now Kyle
Burrito supreme
And a chicken supreme
And a Cutless Supreme
SUpreme

Tenacious D
The Pick of Destiny

Kickapoo

(jack black (narrator))
a long ass fuckin` time ago,
in a town called kickapoo,
there lived a humble family
religious through and through.
but yay there was a black sheep
and he knew just what to do.
his name was young j.b. and he refused to step in-line.
a vision he did see-eth
fuckin` rockin` all the time.
he wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

(jack black (son))
oh the dragons balls were blazin` as i stepped into his cave,
then i sliced his fuckin` cockles,
with a long and shiney blade!
`twas i who fucked the dragon,
fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
and if you try to fuck with me,
then i shall fuck you too!
gotta get it on in the party zone!
i gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
(crying)

(meat loaf (father))
you`ve disobeyed my orders, son,
my way you never (born?).
your brother`s ten times better than you,
jesus loves him more.
this music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
rock and roll`s the devil`s work, he wants you to rebel.
you`ll become a mindless puppet;
beelzebub will pull the strings!
your heart will lose direction,
and chaos it will bring.
you`d better shut your mouth,
better watch your tone!
you`re going for a week with no telephone!
don`t let me here you cry,
don`t let me hear you moan!
you gotta praise the lord when you`re in my home!

(jack black (son))
dio can you hear me?
i am lost and so alone.
i`m askin` for your guidance.
won`t you come down from your throne?
i need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
my father thinks you`re evil,
but man, he can suck a cock.
rock is not the devil`s work,
it`s magical and rad.
i`ll never rock as long as i am stuck here with my dad

(ronnie james dio (dio poster))
i hear you brave young jaybles,
you are hungry for the rock.
but to learn the ancient method,
sacred doors you must unlock.
escape your father`s clutches,
and this oppressive neighborhood.
on a journey you must go,
to find the land of hollywood!
in the city of fallen angels,
where the ocean meets the sand,
you will form a strong alliance,
and the world`s most awesome band.
to find your fame and fortune,
through the valley you must walk.
you will face your inner demons.
now go my son and rock!

(jack black (narrator))
so he went from fuckin` kickapoo with hunger in his heart;
and he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
but in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
rooooock. rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. raye-yayayayaye-yock

Aaah! Arghhh!

I do not need, (he does not need)
a microphone (a microphone)
My voice is fuckin, (fuckin)
Powerful!!

Aaah!! Arghhh!

Sorry
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
to blow your mind (to blow your mind)
But that shit happens to me,
all the time!

Now take a look (take a look)
tell me what do you see?
(tell me what do you see?)
We've got the Pick of Destiny!

AAAH! Arghhh!!

[Sasquatch] Arrgggghhhh!
[JB] Arrrggghhhh!
[Sasquatch] That`s good, lets go an adventure,
[JB] Yeah, la la la
[Sasquatch] I`ve got lots to show you, la la la
[JB] Can i be a sasquatch too? la la la
[Sasquatch] You already are la la la you`re my son JB, my wittle baby sass, la la la la la la la la la la la la
[JB] Ahhh.
[Sasquatch] Lets take a dip in the strawberry river, (la la la)
[JB] Yay!
[Sasquatch] C`mon! (C`mon baby lets go!)

Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he`s my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he`s my sassafrass!
Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he`s my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he`s my sassafrass!

[JB] Wheeeee!
[Sasquatch] We`re flying!
[JB] We`re flying!
[Sasquatch] Hold on boy!

[JB] Down where the sasquatch hide,
In the misty mountainside,
He`s got shiny diamonds that he`s got to protect,
Look into the sasquatch eye,
Did you know that sass could fly?
Sasquatch is my daddy and he`s going to protect, me!
Half man, half machine,
On the cover of a magazine,
Bigfoot is my father and he`s got to protect, me!
These lyrics don`t make sense,
Think i`ve found the evidence,
That yeti is my papa and he wants to protect, me!

Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child,
You know we will be rockin'
cause it's fuckin' insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny child,
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.

In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage.
When he was buskin he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well.
All the techniques that were developed in hell.
Cock-pushups and the power slide.
Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band, they named Tenacious D.
and then they got the Pick Of Destiny.

Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child,
You know we will be rockin'
cause it's fuckin' insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny child,
our tasty moves are better than a chicken chow mein.

Cause he who is sleazy,
is easy to pleasy.
and she who is juicy,
must be loosy-goosey.
and he who is groovy,
will be in my movie, so come on!

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow.
But then he broke his tooth,
and thus the demon said Ow.

Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child,
You know we will be rockin'
cause it's fuckin' insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny child,
You know our movie's better than a Citizen Kane

Cause he who's a geezer,
must live in my freezer.
and she who is snarky,
is full of malarkey.
and he who is groovy,
must be in my movie, so come on!

Cause if you're a diva,
then go to Geneva.
and if you're a croney,
then suck on my boney.
and if you are groovy,
then get in my movie,
It's called the Pick of Destiny.
It's called the Pick of Destiny!

What's it gonna be Kyle?
You have to decide.
Tits or destiny?

Tits.

Whooooahahaha! Ahhh!!!

WHYYYY GO!!

The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks

Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed
He was a genius but if he was here today
The government would fuck him up his righteous A!

Now let me tell you something about the government (uh huh)
They're fucking up the environment (say what?)
They're taking all the fucking beautiful animals (yeah?)
And making them fucking extinct (oh no!)

The government totally sucks
You motherfucker
The government totally sucks
The government totally sucks

Cos the land of love and freedom,
Is just a baby's breath away
And if we hold hands together
We can bring back the USA

The USAAAAAA, yeah!
Bring back the USAAAA, yeah!
The fucking USAAAA yeah!
Bring back the US!

Government totally sucks!
[Lee] That was amazing, you changed people's lives tonight!
[JB] yeah it was awesome, compared to bullshit!

You can't kill the metal
The metal will live on
Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
New-wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal Ha,hahahahaha
They failed, as they were thrown to the ground
Aargh! yaow! [x2]

[Singing]

No-one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why we do not know

New-wave tried to destroy the metal, but the metal had its way
Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal was in the way
Punk-rock tried to destroy the metal, but metal was much too strong
Techno tried to defile the metal, but techno was proven wrong
Yea!

Metal!
It comes from hell!

everybody is
kung fu fighting
your mind becomes fast
as lighting
althrough the future is
a little bit fright'ning
it's the book of your life
that you're writing
you're a diamond
in the rough
a brilliant ball of clay
you could be a work of art
if you just go all the way
now what would
it take to break
i believe that you can bend
now only do you have to fight
but you have got to win
everybody is
kung fu fighting
your mind becomes fast
as lighting
althrough the future is
a little bit fright'ning
it's the book of your life
that you're writing
you are a natural
why is it so hard to see
maybe it's just because
you keep on looking at me
the journey's a lonely one
so much more than we know
but sometimes
you've got to go
go on and be your own hero
everybody is
kung fu fighting
your mind becomes fast
as lighting
althrough the future is
a little bit fright'ning
it's the book of your life
that you're writing
you're a diamond
in the rough
a brilliant ball of clay
you could be a work of art
if you just go all the way
now what would
it take to break
i believe that you can bend
now only do you have to fight
but you have got to win
everybody is
kung fu fighting
your mind becomes fast
as lighting
althrough the future is
a little bit fright'ning
it's the book of your life
that you're writing

Well, he was the Sax Man from the state of Tennessee
First set in with the band at the ripe old age of three, weeks old
And when he blew into that horn all the people gathered 'round
Club manager jumped right up and said, "Boy, I gotta have that sound!"

Scream "Hallelujah Lord!", I said the Sax Man's got my soul
Everybody gotta move their feet when the Sax Man started to blow
Now blow it Sax Man!

* (weak saxophone noises)

Nnnn, 'kay, he's a little shy, but his genius cannot hide
Cause when the Sax Man starts to win he gonna take you on a ride
Take it Sax Man!

*

Ow! Take it Sax Man!
He'll be right with you folks!

*

All right, Sax Man, that's my fault, I put you on the spot
But now you're all warmed up and this-a next one's gonna be hot
Kick it Sax Man!

(Come on!)

*

(What the fuck are you doing?!)

*

Haha, okay! Why don't we have a little inspiration now. You know this game, Sax Man!
Repeat after me, here we go, and!

Shibidi bop bop buda bop bop
*

Bip bip bipbip bip bip bipbip bip
*

Aridididi bop bududidadi

Fuckin' play something, Sax Man!
*

Okay, move it on!
Sax Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan,
Sax Man!