Hey, I'm not the type To say one thing and do another And if it's all right I'd kind Of like to be your lover 'Cos when you're with me I can't help but be So desperately Uncontrollably Happy!
And hey, I'm not the kind To fall in love without good reason And if that's a crime Then baby I'm committing high treason 'Cos when you're with me I'm absolutely And totally Quite uncontrollably Happy!
And hey, I'm not so blind That I can't see where we're all going And it's no fault of mine If humankind reaps what it is sowing Just as long as we are together Forever I'll never be anything other than Happy!
Hey, don't be suprised, if millions die in plague and murder True happiness lies beyond your fries and happy burger
I told the stars above about the one I love I told the morning sun, yeah I'm telling everyone I told my mum and dad, they seemed to understand And I'll get through to you if it's the last thing that I do
Everybody knows that I love you Everybody knows that I need you Everybody knows that I do except you
I told all of my friends again and again and again I drove them round the bend so now you're my only friend I told the passers by, I made a small boy cry And I'll get through to you if it's the last thing that I do
Everybody knows I live for you Everybody knows I adore you Everybody knows that it's true except you
If you were the road I'd go all the way If you were the night I'd sleep in the day If you were the day I'd cry in the night 'Cause you are the way The truth and the light If you were a tree I could put my arms around you And you could not complain If you were a tree I could carve my name into your side And you would not cry, 'Cos trees don't cry
If you were a man I would still love you If you were a drink I'd drink my fill of you If you were attacked I would kill for you If your name was Jack I'd change mine to Jill for you If you were a horse I'd clean the crap out of your stable And never once complain If you were a horse I could ride you through the fields at dawn Through the day until the day was gone I could sing about you in my songs As we rode away into the setting sun
If you were my little girl I would find it hard to let you go If you were my sister I would find it doubly so If you were a dog I'd feed you scraps from off the table Though my wife complains If you were my dog I am sure you'd like it better Then you'd be my loyal four legged friend You'd never have to think again And we could be together till the end
If I were you I'd look at me And fail to see the things I see in you If I were you and if I were you I wouldn't let the shit you get From me get the better of you If I were you
Don't you ever wonder why I could never make you cry?
Well, if I were you I'd ride away To a pasture new where I could graze On the grass so succulent and sweet If I were you I'd be through with me
If I were you I wouldn't need To always read the magazines that I do Huh, they make me blue! So if I were you I'd make the break Before I take my frustrations out on you Just break on through
Don't you ever, in your dreams Take a lover and make her scream?
Well, if I were you I'd ride away To a pasture new where I could graze On the grass so succulent and sweet If I were you I'd be through with me
Well, if I were you I'd ride away To a pasture new where I could graze On the green, green grass Of virgin country I'd live real fast and die real young You see if I were you I'd end my days In a field of stupid sheep just grazing The grass so succulent and sweet If I were you I'd be through with me
When I fall asleep it could be forever So I'll never fall asleep again When I fall apart put me back together And my life will be complete
Maybe it's tonight Maybe tomorrow night Next week Next month Next year We've only time to fear
When I fall behind in the quest for pleasure I shall treasure this short time with you We shall not be chained We shall not be tethered And we'll never be unkind
If I fall in love it could be forever So I'll never fall in love But the moment I can feel that you feel that way too Is when I might fall in love with you Fall in love with you
First you look so strong, Then you fade away. The sun will burn my eyes, I love you anyway. Thirsting for your smile I watched you for a while. You are a vapour trail In a deep blue sky
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Tremble with a sigh, Glitter in your eye, You seem to come and go I never seem to know. And all my time Is yours as much as mine. We never have enough Time to share our lives.
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They sit and watch the clouds go by The London Irish The London Irish And they believe it's Irish sky The London Irish The London Irish
They love the sun but pray for rain The London Irish Yeah, the London Irish They drink to take away the pain The London Irish The London Irish
The London streets are paved with gold For the London Irish Oh, the London Irish You gain the world and you lose your soul Well if you'll picture a scene On every magazine And every TV screen Will there be anything left of the London Irish London Irish
They say they will return again The London Irish Mmm, the London Irish But they won't say exactly when
The London Irish The London Irish The London Irish The London Irish