This is a Fonk Tail - a history of intergalactic fonk expeditions:
Many moons ago in a galaxy known as the Fonk Nebulae, specially trained afro-nauts set forth on the Mothership to seed and colonize unfonky planets.
These extra terrestrial brothers searched far and wide through fonk holes and stargates to find a most suitable world to Fonkatize.
By chance they did happen upon a small blue planet and beamed down several advance team brothers to check out the situation.
These noble warriors found much natural groove among the population, but more importantly did find the human female most attractive and thus did bed with woman.
And a child was born - and the fonk was with him. The brothers decided to name him "Ooh".
Joy and laughter filled all the land as word spread that a fonk savior had been born.
His place of birth came to be called Fonkdom and thus the initial home of the United Colonies Of Fonksters.
As the child grew, word continued to spread by poem, songs and fonknets about his special powers.
All those that believeth upon him came to be called Fonkateers and were baptized in the image of the chosen one, Dr. Fonkenstein.
It is written that this child wielded a magic wand that was guaranteed to make them come.
This magic wand was call-ed then and is still call-ed now ? THE DUKEY STICK!
You walk into my life And change the balance of my days With your eyes you say I am yours and you are mine But still something's very wrong No I can't just go along Though you want to stay I must find a reason to delay:We're not the same You play a game I know But if I keep my feelings strong I'll find the song you sing Though i can tell We're worlds apart and in my heart it's clear That Love has found a cloudy day I'm here to say that I was born to love youSuch a lovely face With a warm and tender smile Though I want you so Something deep inside keeps saying Don't trust your heart this time Could my mind be playing games Am I so betrayed That my heart and mind can never be the same?(
Uhh, now that the bridge, is on this side of the border Why dont ya'll come over here with us You wanna walk the water? And if you ever should see a skunk shake his rump Tell him to come on over here for some (big funk in the dump)
Now, we got this stick, that will set you free All you got to do is uhh, take a closer walk with me Now we got this thang, that's full of magic tricks So come feel if you will, the magic of the dukey stick
We want to play for you We want to sing to you We want your hips to move We want your lips to groove (I feel a thrill)
Funky in the dunky
Uh ive got this magic wand that is guaranteed To make you come, to me baby To set yourself free (with the dukey stick) Mmm, my magic wand can do almost anything, Spitting fire or making rings. But most of all it will make you spread your wings And fly away (talk to me quick)
Let me know (let me know) We want your mind to blow (my mind to blow, is that all?) Let me know (Oohh) We want your mind to blow (we want your mind to blow)
(Give it to me baby)
(Give it to me boo boo)
Let me know (oh, fly away baby, let me know) We want your mind to blow (you got to blow) Let me know (yeah) We want your mind to blow
We want to play for you We want to sing to you We want your hips to move We want your lips to groove
We want to play for you (oh yeah) We want to sing to you We want your hips to move We want your lips to groove (uhh)
Uhh, if you think this sticks a trick Then uhh, just step up to the funky chick mama And get your wick uhh .. flipped a bit Aend the jury, (with the dukey stick) Cause the dukey stick Is aware of each and everyone one of yall And beckons you to come on through With the skunk with funks of a mare
Let me know (ohhh) We want your mind to blow(you got to blow) Let me know (let me know baby ohh) We want your mind to blow (ooo)
We want to play for you (ooh father) We want to sing to you (with the dukey stick)
We want your hips to move (move it to me baby ) We want your lips to groove (on me b)
We want to play for you (on me d, you need a dukey stick) We want to sing to you (on me b , you need a dukey stick) We want your hips to move (don't need to like your coltrane, you need a dukey stick) We want your lips to groove (on the water, everyone)
We want to play for you (hey, you need a dukey stick ) We want to sing to you (yeah, you need a dukey stick ) We want your hips to move (ohh, you need a dukey stick ) We want your lips to groove (you need a dukey stick )
Now that you've seen the magic That this magic wand possesses Let us all confess That we have seen what we do not believe in (dunky funk) What you gonna do now angie v, (tell me about e, e? who's e, sheila)
At the bridge (she got dropped off )
Let me know (ohh) We want your mind to blow (blow your mind) Let me know (leave your troubles behind ) We want your mind to blow (yeah)
We want to play for you (ohh yeah, with the dukey stick ) we want to sing to you (oh)
You're all I need to fill this need You're all I need to fill this cold empty space You're all I need to fill this need Ooh Ooh You're all I need to fill this need