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Frank Zappa (vocals, guitar)
Lowell George (rhythm guitar, vocals) Roy Estrada (bass, vocals) Bunk Gardner (woodwinds) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Don Preston (keyboards) Motorhead Sherwood (woodwinds, vocals) Jimmy Carl Black (drums, percussion) Arthur Tripp (drums, percussion) Don "Sugar Cane" Harris (violin) Thank you, good night... Thank you If you, if you sit down and be quiet, we'll make an attempt to, ah, perform Brown Shoes Don't Make It. (Back on your seats, come on, we'll help you back to your seats, come on...) (Oh! Go away! Take that uniform off man! Or I'll take your uniform before it's too late man!) Everybody in this room is wearing a uniform and don't kid yourself! (............man!) You'll hurt your throat, stop it! |
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| 2. |
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Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)
Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog) Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog) Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialog) Bob Harris (keyboards, vocals) Don Preston (mini-moog) Mud Sh-sh-shark THE MUD SHARK DANCING LESSON! Mud Sh-sh-shark We're gonna do a little dancing, A little dancing thing called the Mud Shark Now, this dance started up in Seattle Lemme tell you 'bout the Mud Shark... The origins of the Mud Shark are as follows: There's a motel in Seattle, Washington called the Edgewater Inn. The Edgewater Inn's built on a pier.. so that means that when you look out your window you don't see any dirt -- it's got a bay or something out in your backyard,,, And to make it even more interesting, in the lobby of the aforementioned motel there's a bait and tackle shop where the residents can go down whenever they want to, and rent a fishing pole and some preserved minnows and schlep back up to their rooms, open the window, stick their little pole outside and within a few minutes actually catch a fish of some sort that they can bring into their motel room and do whatever they want with it... you know what I mean? Now in this bay there's quite a variety of ah... fish! Not only do they have mud sharks up there, they got little octopusses that you can catch. And all these denizens of the deep can come in real handy... Let's say you were a travelling Rock and Roll band called the Vanilla Fudge. Let's say one night you checked into the Edgewater Inn Motel with a 8mm movie camera, enough money to rent a pole, and just to make it more interesting -- a succulent young lady (Mnaaaah!) with a taste for the bizarre... My mind drifts back to a meeting, a chance meeting in the Chicago O'Hare Airport where the members of the Vanilla Fudge told Don Preston about a home movie they made at the Edgewater Inn with a Mud Shark. I'm gonna tell you, this dance, the Mud Shark, is sweeping the ocean!... Out You go out So far out You do the Mud Shark. baby ... etc |
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| 4. |
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Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)
Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog) Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog) Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialog) Bob Harris (keyboards, vocals) Don Preston (mini-moog) I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyound your wildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh.. Girls from all over the world Love to write my name on the toilet walls At the Whisky a Go Go For I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik Me Bwana Dik Me Bwana Dik My dick is a monster Give me your heart My dick is a Harley You kick it to start (Chorus line) When Bwana Dik speaks The heavens will part My dick is a dagger I'll force it to fit My dick is a reamer, Baby To scream up your slit Steam it! Ream it! Cream it! |
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| 2:38 |
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Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)
Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog) Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog) Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialog) Bob Harris (keyboards, vocals) Don Preston (mini-moog) Mud Shark, Mud Shark You could hear the steam baby You could hear the screamin' steam right now As the reamer steams up the lake Reenie weenie up to the snake Acetylene Nirvana Haemorrhoids Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby Acetylene Nirvana Haemorrhoids Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby Steam roller (Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby), Steam roller Steam roller (Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby), Steam roller Now now girl Acetylene Nirvana Haemorrhoids Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby Acetylene Nirvana Haemorrhoids Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby I need somebody to help me, help me Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me Hear the steam See the steam Hear the steam Hear the steaming hot black screaming Iridescent naugahyde python gleaming steam roller Mud Shark All groupies must bow down In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef All groupies must bow down In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef Steam roller (Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby), Steam roller Steam roller (Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids mama), Steam roller (Do it Miles Davis) |
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I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back
Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black Got a little lady... walk that street Tellin' all the boys that she cain't be beat Twenny dollah bill (I can set you straight) Meet me onna corner boy'n don't be late Man in a suit with a bow-tie neck Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check Standin' onna porch of the Lido Hotel Floozies in the lobby love the way I sell: HOT MEAT HOT RATS HOT CATS HOT RITZ HOT ROOTS HOT SOOTS HOT MEAT HOT RATS HOT CATS HOT ZITZ HOT ROOTS HOT SOOTS |
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Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night It's only right to think about the girl you love and hold her tight so happy together If I should call you up invest a dime and you say you belong to me And ease my mind imagine how the world could be So very fine so happy together ☆Chorus★ I can't see me loving nobody but you for all my life When you're with me baby the skies will be blue for all my life (ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ~~~~~~~~~~~~) Me and you and you and me no matter how they tossed the dice It had to be the only one for me is you And you for me so happy together Me and you and you and me no matter how they tossed the dice It had to be the only one for me is you and you for me so happy together Me and you and you and me No matter how they tossed the dice It had to be the only one for me is you And you for me so happy together so happy together How is the weather so happy together We're happy together So happy together |
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Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)
Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog) Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog) Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialog) Bob Harris (keyboards, vocals) Don Preston (mini-moog) Aaaah...aaah... Arf! |
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| 11. |
| 2:48 |
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Oooh!
Tears began to fall, The writings on the wall Tears began to fall Since my baby go away And now I'm sittin' here all alone Without no love of my own I said my tears began to fall I ain't got no love at all Tears began to fall and fall and fall Down my shirt 'Cause I feel so hurt Since my baby go away Tears began to fall Tears began to fall Tears began to fall and fall and fall Tears began to fall Ayayayaaaa... And now I'm sittin' here all alone Without no love of my own, Without no love of my own Without no love of my own Tears began to fall Tears began to fall Tears began to fall Tears began to fall Tears began to fall Tears began to fall Tears began to fall Tears began to fall Tears began to fall and fall and fall Down my shirt 'Cause I feel so hurt Since my baby go away Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah Tears began to fall, Tears began to fall Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah Tears began to fall, Tears began to fall Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah Tears began to fall, Tears began to fall Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah Tears began to fall, Tears began to fall Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-waaah |
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