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| 1. |
| 3:36 | 
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Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type No I can't swig that sweet champagne I'd rather drink beer all night In a tavern or in a honky tonk Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait Some people look down on me But I don't give a rip I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip Cause I'm a redneck woman And I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raisin' And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw" And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Victoria's Secret Well their stuff's real nice Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price And still look sexy Just as sexy As those models on TV No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me You might think I'm trashy A little too hard core But get in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door Hey I'm redneck woman And I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raisin' And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw" And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me Hell Yeah Hell Yeah I'm redneck woman And I ain't no high class broad I'm just a product of my raisin' And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw" And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah I Said Hell Yeah |
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| 2. |
| 3:17 |
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Well I'm an eight ball shooting double fisted drinking son of a gun
I wear My jeans a little tight Just to watch the little boys come undone Im here for the beer and the ball busting band Gonna get a little crazy just because I can You know im here for the party And i aint leavin til they throw me out Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some You know im here, im here for the party I may not be a ten but the boys say i clean up good And if i gave em half a chance for some rowsy romance you know they would Ive been waiting all week just to have a good time So bring on them cowboys and their pick up lines Dont want no purple hooter shooter just some jack on the rocks Dont mind me if i start that trashy talk twice |
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| 3. |
| 3:27 |
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Well you're a real hot cookie with your new hairdo
Your high heel boots and your credit car Long legs and a mini skirt Yeah you know what works and you work it hard You smile like such a lady innocent and sweet You drive the men folk crazy but any girl can see you're just a Homewrecker I know what your doin' You think you're gonna ruin what I got, but you're not Yeah you little go getter I'll teach you a lesson If you go a messin with my man You don't stand a chance No you're just a homewrecker I'm sure you waited for a long long time To find a man like mine But honey you're too late Sobefore you go and make your move Maybe me and you should get a few things straight There's two ways we can do this I'll let you decide You can take it somewhere else Or we can take this outside You little Homewrecker I know what you're doin You think you're gonna ruin what I got, But you're not Yea you little go getter I'll teach you a lesson If you go a messin with my man You dont stand a chance No you're just a homewrecker Now honey im a Christian, but if you keep it up Im gonna go to kickin your pretty little butt Is that clear enough yeah you little Homewrecker I know what you're doin You think you're gonna ruin what i got, but you're not Yea you little go getter I'll teach you a lesson If you get to messin with my man you dont stand a chance no, you're just a homewrecker |
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| 4. |
| 4:09 |
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I've never done anything
That would bring a tear to your eye I've never crossed the line Or needed an alibi to cover up a lie But darling I'll admit They're been times when I could have The thing that kept me strong Is the one thing that is always on My mind [Chorus:] When I think about cheatin' I just think about you leavin' And how my world would fall to pieces If I tossed your love away Even when I'm tempted by some stranger Oh there's never any danger I just think about you leavin' When I think about cheatin' There was a time in Abilene When he said all the things I wanted to hear It was hard to turn him down Between the champaigne and the sound of whispers in my ear But it just took one two-step with someone and I was missing you He never had the chance cause I broke up the dance Before the song was through [Chorus] |
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| 5. |
| 2:49 |
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Well I ain't never had a problem with California
There's a lot of good women, Sacramento to Corona But them Hollywood types, after a while wear on ya Strutin' around in their size zeros, Skinny little girls no meat on thier bones Never even heard of George Jones Ain't you glad we ain't no California girls Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, who know how to rock your world Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't no California girls There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin With her big fake smile and her painted on skin Never had a chance at a real man |
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| 6. |
| 3:24 |
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I'm for the low man on the totem pole
And I'm for the underdog God bless his soul And I'm for the guys still pulling third shift And the single mom raisin' her kids I'm for the preachers who stay on their knees And I'm for the sinner who finally believes And I'm for the farmer with dirt on his hands And the soldiers who fight for this land And I'm for the Bible and I'm for the flag And I'm for the working man, me and ol' hag I'm just one of many Who can't get no respect Politically uncorrect I guess my opinion is all out of style Aw, but don't get me started cause I can get riled And I'll make a fight for the forefathers plan And the world already knows where I stand And I'm for the Bible and I'm for the flag And I'm for the working man, me and ol' hag I'm just one of many Who can't get no respect Politically uncorrect Nothing wrong with the Bible, nothing wrong with the flag Nothing wrong with the working man me & ol' hag We're just some of many who can't get no respect Politically uncorrect Politically uncorrect |
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| 7. |
| 2:43 |
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Don't feel like loving you today
So don't you even try to change my mind The best thing you can do right now is just go away Cause I don't feel like loving you today I don't want to talk about last night I'm angry and haven't had much sleep And I'm so tired and bloodshot, there ain't no telling what I'd say Cause I don't feel like loving you today [Chorus:] But you know I will anyway Even though we make it hard sometimes I'll wind up forgiving you And probably loving you for the rest of my life But I don't feel like loving you today And I've got sixteen hours left to go I might tell you that I'm leavin' even though you know I'll stay Cause I don't feel like loving you today [Chorus] But I don't feel like loving you today I just don't feel like loving you today. |
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| 8. |
| 3:38 |
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I can do most anything a man can do
I can hold my liquor with the best of you Even take your money in a game of pool Yeah, I'd kick your butt if I wanted to And I don't mind when people cuss in front of me The truth is I don't blush that much at anything But I still got this little girl inside of me That likes to be treated like a queen [Chorus] I know I don't act much like a lady But I still need to be somebody's baby Yeah, you might find me making too much noise But I'm more than just one of the boys Yeah, I'm more than just one of the boys God knows I ain't ever been the clingy type Looking for a man to make it all all right But I don't mind admitting sometimes late at night Well, I need someone to hold me tight [Chorus] |
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| 9. |
| 3:54 |
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Sometimes we fight
'Bout who's wrong and right And stay up all night Sometimes we drink And say hurtful things We don't mean Yeah, we're both screamin' But nobody's listenin' Let's take this madness Out of the kitchen Come to bed Let's just lay down There's just one way We're gonna work this out Forget what I did Forget what you said Oh, darlin' Come to bed Well, I love you You know I do You love me too So let's just stop Remember what we've got Before it all gets lost Just take my hand It's been way too long Turn out the lights And turn each other on Come to bed Let's just lay down There's just one way We're gonna work this out Forget what I did Forget what you said Oh, darlin' (darlin') Come to bed [Bridge] (And let's put aside our pride For feelings for tonight) In the mornin' we'll see things In a different light Just come to bed Let's just lay down There's just one way We're gonna work it out Forget what I did Forget what you said Oh, darlin' (darlin') Come to bed |
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| 10. |
| 3:32 |
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Heyahhhhhhhhh
Five of the PM rolls around, there’s a little old joint outside of town I only got time for a couple of beers and a juke box song ringing in my ears The next you know the bar tenders pouring, shots are flowing, got me stoning All I really know is that I should be going, but I’m soaking from the moment Am all jacked up, all jacked up Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much. One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up Time sure flies when you’re all jacked up It was getting mighty close to nice o’clock, what the hell I had one more shot. Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar, guess I mighta musta gone a little too far. Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue, 10 foot 2 with a bad attitude Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth, guess I had it coming I deserved the due Cos I was all jacked up, all jacked up, Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much. One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up Don’t start no stuff when you’re all jacked up. Don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here, That’s what they said when I got my last beer. Oh my God, its 2 o’clock, I can’t find my keys and my trucks locked So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window, hurt my elbow got me in though Two foot later backed into the light pole, all the town folk got a good choke All jacked up, all jacked up Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much. One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up Don’t drive you truck when you’re all jacked up Jacked up (all jacked up, all jacked up) oooooooooo One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up; Don’t start no stuff when you’re all jacked up. One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up…… Don’t drive your car Don’t start no stuff in no bar Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are When you’re all jacked up All Jacked up All Jacked up All Jacked up Yeh yeh yeh yeh |
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| 11. |
| 4:31 |
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So this ain't the end
I saw you again today I had to turn my heart away Smiled like the sun Kisses for everyone And tales it never fails You lying so low in the weeds I bet you gonna' ambush me You'd have me down down down down on my knees Now wouldn't ya' Barracuda oh Back over time We were all trying for free You've met with Porpoise and me uh huh No right no wrong Selling a song a name whisper game And if the real thing don't do the trick You better make up something quick You gonna' burn burn burn burn burn into a wick Oh Barracuda ah ha yeah Sell me sell you The Porpoise said Dive down deep now Save my head You I think that you got the blues too All that night and all the next Swam without looking back Made for the Western pools Silly silly fools If the real thing don't do the trick no You better make up something quick You gonna' burn burn burn burn burn into a wick Oh Barra Barracuda yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh oohhaahh |
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