One thing I know And I've always known I am my own best friend Baby's alive But baby's alone And baby's her own best friend
Many's the kind Who told me he cares But they were scratchin' my back 'Cause I was scratchin' theirs...
And trusting too That's only for fools I play the game When I make the rules And rule number one From here to the end Is I am my own best friend
I am my own best friend Baby's her own best friend Three muskateers Who never said die Are standing here this minute Me, myself, and I...
Life is a school I'll pass every test If life is a game I'll play it the best 'Cause I won't give in And I'll never bend And I am my own - best - frie-iend...
[VELMA] Come on babe Why don′t we paint the town? And all that Jazz I′m gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz Start the car I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold But the piano′s hot
It′s just a noisy hall Where there′s a nightly brawl And all That Jazz Slick your hair
And wear your buckle shoes And all that Jazz I hear that Father Dip Is gonna blow the blues
And all that Jazz Hold on, hon We′re gonna bunny hug I bought some aspirin
Down at United Drug I case you shake apart And want a brand new start To do that-
[VELMA AND COMPANY] Jazz [COMPANY] Skidoo! [VELMA] And all that Jazz [COMPANY] Hotcha! Whoopee! [VELMA] And all that Jazz [COMPANY] Ha! Ha! Ha! It′s just a noisy hall Where there′s a nightly brawl [ALL] And all that jazz [CASELY (spoken)] Listen, your husband ain′t home, is he? [VELMA (Spoken)] st and loose [ALL] And all that jazz [VELMA] Right up here Is where I store the juice [ALL] And all that jazz [VELMA] Come on, babe We′re gonna brush the sky I bet you luck Lindy Never flew so high ′Cause in the stratosphere How could he lend an ear to all that Jazz? [COMPANY] Oh, you′re gonna see your sheba shimmy shake [VELMA] And all that jazz [COMPANY] Oh, she′s gonna shimmy ′till her garters break [VELMA] And all that jazz [COMPANY] Show her where to park her girdle Oh, her mother′s blood′d curdle If she′d hear her baby′s queer For all that jazz [VELMA] And All that jazz Come on, babe Why Don′t we paint The town? And all that jazz [COMPANY] Oh, you′re gonna see Your Sheba Shimmy shake And all that jazz [VELMA] I′m gonna Rouge my knees And roll my Stockings down And all that jazz [COMPANY] Oh She′s gonna shimmy ′Till her garters here the gin is cold But the piano′s hot It′s just a noisy hall Where there′s a nightly brawl And all that jazz [COMPANY] Show her where to Park her girdle Oh, her mother′s blood′d Curdle If she′d hear Her baby′s queer For all that jazz [ROXIE (Spoken)] So that′s it, huh Fred? [CASELY (Spoken)] yeah, I′m afraid so, Roxie. [ROXIE (Spoken)] Oh, Fred... [GIRLS (Spoken)] Oh, Fred... [CASELY (Spoken)] Yeah? [ROXIE (Spoken)] Nobody walks out on me. [CASELY (Spoken)] Sweetheart- [ROXIE (Spoken)] Oh, don′t sweetheart me, you son-of-a-bitch! [COMPANY] Hotcha! Whoopee! Jazz! [ROXIE (Spoken)] Oh, I gotta pee! [VELMA] No, I′m no one′s wife But, Oh, I love my life And all that Jazz! [COMPANY] That Jazz!