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Heyahhhhhhhhh
Five of the PM rolls around, there’s a little old joint outside of town I only got time for a couple of beers and a juke box song ringing in my ears The next you know the bar tenders pouring, shots are flowing, got me stoning All I really know is that I should be going, but I’m soaking from the moment Am all jacked up, all jacked up Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much. One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up Time sure flies when you’re all jacked up It was getting mighty close to nice o’clock, what the hell I had one more shot. Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar, guess I mighta musta gone a little too far. Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue, 10 foot 2 with a bad attitude Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth, guess I had it coming I deserved the due Cos I was all jacked up, all jacked up, Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much. One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up Don’t start no stuff when you’re all jacked up. Don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here, That’s what they said when I got my last beer. Oh my God, its 2 o’clock, I can’t find my keys and my trucks locked So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window, hurt my elbow got me in though Two foot later backed into the light pole, all the town folk got a good choke All jacked up, all jacked up Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much. One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up Don’t drive you truck when you’re all jacked up Jacked up (all jacked up, all jacked up) oooooooooo One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up; Don’t start no stuff when you’re all jacked up. One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up…… Don’t drive your car Don’t start no stuff in no bar Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are When you’re all jacked up All Jacked up All Jacked up All Jacked up Yeh yeh yeh yeh |
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