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| 1. |
| 2:52 | 
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I see you down there
With your balding hair And I wanna touch the spot I dont care what used to be there I just wanna touch your spot I got some plastic drawers Ans here there are no laws A tickle with a feather In hot shorts made of pleather I got a fetish for it And I just cant describe it It gives me such a rush, makes me wanna blush I pick it, I pluck it, I touch it and then, ooooh... A tickle with a feather, In hot shorts made of pleather Heels and slippers make me quiver Shake, Shake, Shake Cakes and muffins and cookies too And pies in the face Toys and boys and rings and things Shake and bake and everything Cum and shit and furniture And public bathrooms, thats for sure Smelly socks and underwear Eye snots and pubic hair Crooked teeth and sexy arms Elvis, dice and Lucky Charms I see your hiney, its big and shiny You better hide it before i bite it! To make you understand, Well you just gotta try it! |
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| 2. |
| 4:12 |
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Youre a..........
Mental case, 'bout time I smash your face, Got a habit of steppin out of line, Oh yeah, well here comes your time Youre a damn disgrace, a total insult to the human race, Try and make me feel bad all the time, Good thing youre not my sign! You always want what you cant have, but baby You cant have me! Youre a......... Bleeding heart! Not even worth a fart Got the worst halitosis that Ive smelled You can just go to hell. Dont even start, gonna put you in a Shopping cart, gonna roll you down a steep hill, And then Ill max and chill Baby you think you know better, Why dont you go knit a sweater! Cant have me! Cant Have me! Cant have me! Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts. Mutilated monkey meat, chopped up little birdies feet, French fried eyeballs rolling down the dirty street, And i forgot my spoon! Only want what you cant have and babe and what you cant have is me. I dont care who you are What the fuck you want from me Dis me once, dis me twice, I dont think its very nice Punch you in your stupid face I shit on you and it feels great! Cant have me! What you cant have! You always want what you cant have And baby, you cant have me! |
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| 3. |
| 2:46 |
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Light as a feather, stiff as a board
Stii as a week in May I dare you, I dare you, Do it now or you can't play Jump the bridge, just for kicks Jump the bridge and pray I dare you, I dare you, do it & die today Light as a feather, stiff as a board! Everybody's doin' it, Don't think your gonna get away 2 fingers all around, light the candle Raise the dead Hair raisin on the back of my neck A wrinkled hand on the tarot deck I dare you, I dare you, Don't worry it'll be okay Light as a feather, stiff as a board! Seance in the summer outside We'll make out in the pool Seven minutes in heaven, better do it Spin the bottle, slip the tongue Or you wont be cool ! It's okay that you did'nt invite me I could'nt make it anyway Spin the bottle's just not for me Anyhow I gotta go to ballet Boys with cans of Bianca spray Girl's with floral bouquet I don't mind if you dare me I wont be there anyway! Light as a feather, stiff as a board, Stiff as a board! Okay now it's your turn don't look Stupid don't look prude Do it baby, baby do it, do it baby, baby do it Don't you wanna be in? Oh I know i'm nnot invited to all the kissin parties after school Me in my high water apnts Being dissed by the kids who thought they were cool ! Light as a feather, stiff as a board, Stiff as a board |
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| 4. |
| 3:15 |
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Lookin' at you with your seven toes
Always there when I'm tastin' the woes Your shit stinks worse than the rest But my honey, I think you're the best You are the best, oh, oh, oh, you are the best Catchin' flies like no pussy can You're more faithful than any man So soft & sweet & beautiful I never ever wanna let you go And you're never dell. No! No! No! You're never dell 'Cause you're my friend, Edgar My friendly friend, Edgar My feline friend, Edgar My friendly friend, Edgar You're named after that Poe dude Love a spankin' if you're in the mood So soft and sweet and cuddly Baby, baby make me wanna sing And I think you're the best! Yes, yes, yes! I think you're the best Stand by me through thick & thin Cryin' at the door I'll let you in Lookin' at you with your loving eyes So young but you seem so wise Eatin' food before Miso can Chewin' plastic on the garbage can Love a nip when you wanna get high Piss in the shower cause you're so fly! My friendly friend, my feline friend... |
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| 5. |
| 3:28 |
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It's 4:44, you enter in the dark
Kiss my face and hold my paw I start to bark! Arf! Arf! Arf! Wish I was a mongrel pup Then I would sleep the whole night through I would lick your feet all day I would always wait for you! Now I lay me down to sleep You're snoring while I weep I am clinging to your warmth I must find in my own heart! When I dia and am reborn You will be my pup, all mine You will pick up after me You will want me all the time I panic in my little nest I can't imagine being without you But I know it's for the best For my happiness Now this little mongrel pup Is off the leash and out to stray I will lick myself all over And try h-h-hard, not to think of you... In the dogyard Not going to be your mongrel pup Mongrel pup ! Mongrel pup ! Mongrel pup ! |
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| 2:23 | 
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| 7. |
| 1:12 |
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Why must I stand on my toes?
Perfect smile and skin tight clothes Cinched waist, no cunt to piss with A stamp on my ass Little girls worship me, And that'll never come to pass But at last.... I'm turning over a new loaf I'm eating dry toast I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet, I have cellulite Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging What if I had a mastectomy? Would they buy a one titted barbie? With wiskers, clogged up pores You know they'd take me out of the stores Kids don't like me, moms are mad, I'm going off the market cause I look so sad. Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging Female pattern baldness befell Barbie wigs so no one can tell A barbie with age spots, well I never vericose veins would sure be clever "Pluck my eyebrows", Barbie today Shave my toes and back today Imagine if my eyes were crossed Or if my hair was grey and course With a sneer on my face And a stain in my panties A hairy crotch, an extra nipple! I'm turning over a new loaf I'm eating dry toast I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet I have cellulite Crying tears of Crisco grease Was I a beauty? Am I a beast? Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging |
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| 8. |
| 3:14 |
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I'm going out of my mind
Don't know who I am I don't understand meat And I wanna take to my wings, open wide And fly right back to me And return, with a poison worm in my beak And I'm going out of my skin My patience is thin, I'm lucky my hair ain't And I'm, I'm losin' it fast, my composure won't last I just acn't hold it in! No more sucking my cheeks No way holding in my spit, No more sucking in my cheeks No more holding in my spit I can't pretend that it's okay Time has come to deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! I'm gonna let it all out Like a fresh water trout Close your ears if you want to And I'm gonna scrape through the grime 'Cause there is'nt much time, no I ain't foolin' I'm gonna spit up the seeds, in my chest Growin' weeds, we all gonna bloom sometime And I'm, I'm climbing the walls In the bathroom stalls, mummified in toilet paper! Yeah! Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy |
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| 9. |
| 3:37 |
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| 10. |
| 3:12 |
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She can dance
She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your nose! She can dance She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your nose! With a hammer and nails Or lipstick and tails She is Woman! She can dance She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your nose! With a hammer and nails Or lipstick and tails She is Woman! She can dance She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your... |
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| 11. |
| 2:23 |
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When I look into your big brown eyes
I see no one there I can despise When I see deep in your soul I feel so safe just holding on But they tell me that it? okay That they?e raping lots of women every single day Bolwing away all the children If they were yours what would you do? I want to know Why are you so spoilt I want to know Why are you so spoilt Painfully I watch the sunspots fade My home is gone my body decayed I磎 seconds away from all of you When we meet again what will you do? Our eyes are burnt now we can? see Our hands are scorched we cannot feel The war is ours and now you know we?e all to blame It? such a shame I want to know Why are you so spoilt I want to know Why are you so spoilt Never seen a war in my country Never watched my sisters die Never felt a burn of Nepalm Never lost my hair to a flame of destiny Don? drink the milk it? spoiled Don? breathe the air it? spoiled And don? step on the grass, Sam, it? spoiled! In the red red acid rain And in and out of our remains - spoiled I磎 once removed, I磎 twice removed I磎 so removed from the pain So I remain spoiled spoiled So I stay wrapped in your womb So safe so safe inside your room Holding on and holding on and holding on and on and on I want to know Why are you so I want to know Why are you so I want to know Why are you so I want to know Why are you so Spoiled! |
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| 12. |
| 3:55 |
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| 13. |
| 1:46 |
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What about a child that is not wanted?
Every week a baby is left in the garbage And what if we just make a mistake? But it? okay if a woman is raped Oh no you?e wrong! Walking along with my sisters Walking along getting blisters Singing our song, me and my sisters Screaming along with brothers too And we say I?e got something to say to you honey Keep your hands off my body! Never go back never go back never go back, no! Never go back never go back never go back, no! Take that hanger, take that hanger, take that hanger And scratch your back, scratch your back, scratch your back, scratch your back What about a child that is not wanted? Every week a baby is left in the garbage And tell me now And what if we just make a mistake? It? okay if we are raped Is procreation what you think we?e for? You support the death penalty But who will support my baby and me? Never go back! Killing doctors while you?e praying? How many rosaries are you saying? I磎 bleeding to death from a booched abortion Gotta have a choise it? the only solution! Never go back never go back never go back, no! Never go back never go back never go back, no! Take that hanger, take that hanger, take that hanger And scratch your back, scratch your back, scratch your back, scratch your back Watch your back! Never go back! Never go back! Never go back! |
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| 14. |
| 4:27 |
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Pick, pick, pick, it's makin me sick
I wish the sleep fairy would come do the trick Oh yeah, oh yeah Chew, chew, chew on my lip I'm gettin an ache in my left hip Uh huh, uh uhu Stare, stare, stare at the clock Hearin it tick tock, tick tock, tick tock! Sit up and lay down Take a walk and slow down I wanna go down, I wanna go to... Toss and turn, toss and turn I've still got 8 more hours to burn, oh no! Flip and flop and toss some more TV off and TV on I just want to go to sleep! Sit up and lay down Take a walk and slow down I wanna go down, I wanna go to I wanna go to...sleep! One, two, I can't sleep Three, four, I'm countin sheep Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten and I'm still awake! Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! I wanna go to I really need to Please God let me! Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle under the sheets Thinkin of you while the bed creaks, oh yeah! Dribble, dribble, dribble on my pillow Why do the hours have to pass so slow!?! I just want to go to sleep! Sit up and lay down Take a walk and slow down I wanna go down, I wanna go to I wanna go to...sleep! One, two, I can't sleep Three, four, I'm countin sheep Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten and I'm still awake! Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! I wanna go to I really need to Please God let me! |
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| 15. |
| 3:45 |
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Why me? (I don't know)
Why me? (I don't know) Why me? (I don't know) Why me? (I don't know) If something broken you gotta fix it 'Cause I hide and I cry and I try When I hide and I cry Want to die I keep it down, down, down, down, down Was it a lie?! How low can you go, how low? Why me?(I don't know) |
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| 6:14 |
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