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Yeah
If you wanna watch a movie And eat some popcorn I'll say yeah If you wanna go for a ride I love to go real fast, oh I like it sour I like it sweet I like it hot I like it cold I like it new I like it old I like it inside I like it in the street And if you just wanna hang out And if you wanna dance inside And if you wanna do something Or if you wanna do nothing And if you wanna be happy And if you wanna just say yeah If you wanna eat some candy Well I got plenty right here, yeah |
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| 2. |
| 3:09 | 
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| 3. |
| 2:56 |
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The day Squid's gerbil died, he was D.O.A.
Don't do it! No! Doggy's not supposed to chase Him around at all Squid put the dog gate up So he couldn't get to the third floor But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil All around, chased him in circles, from noon until four Don't do it! No! She had to take care of him during Spring vacation, Came in from playing one day And he was dead on location A gerbil stiff as a board Staring blankly at the world Now he wont play on his Wheel anymore Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting, Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging, No Means No Means No! *The day Squid's gerbil died, he was D.O.A. The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried Don't do it! No! A little later on in life came a gerbil couple They got together, had some babies but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off Squid came too late to pull him off More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot *repeat No! No! No! You're a bad bad dog And I told you not to do it And I told you not to go Now you're choking on a bone! |
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| 2:41 |
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My first kiss was- underwater
I liked to have it- underwater Four years old and- underwater I waited for it- underwater I think about it when Im alone, I wanna go Kissin when im at home, why dont you Just kiss me! Its just a kiss, Its just a kiss Gave up kissin- out of water Gave to punchin- out of water Bloody knuckles- out of water Gone kissin- out of water Kisses turned to punches instead They threw footballs at my head, Why dont You just kiss me! Its just a kiss, Its just a kiss! 1st base, 2nd base, all the way home, I cant go kissin alone! Back to kissin- underwater I wanna kiss you- underwater Gonna drown me- underwater Gone kissin- underwater I think about it when Im alone I wanna go kissin when Im at home Why dont you just kiss me! Its just a kiss, its just a kiss! 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, FUCK! |
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| 5. |
| 3:48 |
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I see you down there
With your balding hair And I wanna touch the spot I dont care what used to be there I just wanna touch your spot I got some plastic drawers Ans here there are no laws A tickle with a feather In hot shorts made of pleather I got a fetish for it And I just cant describe it It gives me such a rush, makes me wanna blush I pick it, I pluck it, I touch it and then, ooooh... A tickle with a feather, In hot shorts made of pleather Heels and slippers make me quiver Shake, Shake, Shake Cakes and muffins and cookies too And pies in the face Toys and boys and rings and things Shake and bake and everything Cum and shit and furniture And public bathrooms, thats for sure Smelly socks and underwear Eye snots and pubic hair Crooked teeth and sexy arms Elvis, dice and Lucky Charms I see your hiney, its big and shiny You better hide it before i bite it! To make you understand, Well you just gotta try it! |
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| 6. |
| 2:19 |
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| 7. |
| 1:28 |
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Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts,
I'm havin a spritzer, and I can see the moon, My gauchos feel good, I'm havin some Brunch, but this question keep comin' up! IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON SPORK! SPORK! SPORK! I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog I look up at the sun, as I chew on some gum, But this question keeps plaugin' us! IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON SPORK! SPORK! SPORK! I hear that lunch bell ringin'! |
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| 8. |
| 2:51 |
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The first day that I saw you
I thought you were so fine I thought that you could be, that you could be the one I took me week and weeks To get the nerves to talk to you I had such very high hopes That you could bethe one You think that you are hot stuff Think that you?e pretty cool But in my deck of cards now You play the fool! And when I look back on it On all the wasted time I spent just thinkin about you And wishin you were mine I had the fever but the fever is gone I don? want you anymore Tryin to shake you but you?e holdin on I don? want you anymore Thought you?e right but you?e Mr. Wrong I don? want you anymore Sad but true I磎 over you! I don? want you anymore I had such ver high hopes That you could be the butter for my toast Well in my mind You were red hot But it turned into a long shot! Because I guess in time Well I just changed my mind Becaue I guess inside Well I just changed my mind! Started off but didn? last long I don? want you anymore Tryin to shake you but you?e holdin on I don? want you anymore Thought you?e right but you?e Mr. Wrong I don? want you anymore Sad but true I磎 over you! I don? want you anymore I don? want you, don? want you anymore! I don? want you, don? want you anymore! I don? want you, don? want you anymore! I don? want you, don? want you anymore! |
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| 9. |
| 2:05 |
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She can dance
She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your nose! She can dance She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your nose! With a hammer and nails Or lipstick and tails She is Woman! She can dance She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your nose! With a hammer and nails Or lipstick and tails She is Woman! She can dance She can sing She can do most anything She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can built She can fight She can bust at your light She is the jerk the jerk of all trades Never ever ever ever underestimate She will kill you kill you with her hate She is the jerk the jerk of all trades She can write She can pose She can punch you in your... |
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| 10. |
| 2:28 |
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She looks like a boy
But she's really a girl Kick your ass Make your straight hair curl She got the soya beancurd And won't give it up for free So don't mess with her factory! Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! Better run for cover when she stays in sight Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! She's the one who's gonna win the fight! She light you on fire when she's flyin through the air Fights with sticks and swords and her hands all bare She'll kick your ass cuz she has no fear Wing Chung! She's always the winner Wing Chung! She'll make a tofu dinner Wing Chung! She may be mean Wing Chung! She's a Kung Fu queen! Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! Better run for cover when she stays in sight Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! She's the one who's gonna win the fight! There's a big show down between her and the guys She chops with her arms head lockd with her thights You may be worried but to your suprise She swats them out like annoying little flies Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! Better run for cover when she stays in sight Everybody's gonna Wing Chung tonite! She's the one who's gonna win the fight! |
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| 11. |
| 3:12 |
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Why must I stand on my toes?
Perfect smile and skin tight clothes Cinched waist, no cunt to piss with A stamp on my ass Little girls worship me, And that'll never come to pass But at last.... I'm turning over a new loaf I'm eating dry toast I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet, I have cellulite Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging What if I had a mastectomy? Would they buy a one titted barbie? With wiskers, clogged up pores You know they'd take me out of the stores Kids don't like me, moms are mad, I'm going off the market cause I look so sad. Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging Female pattern baldness befell Barbie wigs so no one can tell A barbie with age spots, well I never vericose veins would sure be clever "Pluck my eyebrows", Barbie today Shave my toes and back today Imagine if my eyes were crossed Or if my hair was grey and course With a sneer on my face And a stain in my panties A hairy crotch, an extra nipple! I'm turning over a new loaf I'm eating dry toast I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet I have cellulite Crying tears of Crisco grease Was I a beauty? Am I a beast? Bitterness Barbie, she ain't smiling Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging Bitterness Barbie, her ass is dragging Her ass is dragging, her boobs are sagging |
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| 12. |
| 3:18 |
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Walk in front of a car, at the mall
Trip and fall in the hall. Smash your head against the wall You want to die I can see it in your eyes Rob a bank, tip the boat, sell yourself, Brake the law. I like you better, when you're deader. Don't you fuck with us. We will follow you onto the bus Fart right in your face And look out because Should've worn Tussy like your mama said, Then maybe you wouldn't be dead, We can be worster! Drop dead! Drop! Get eat by a lion at the zoo Fuck a skanky ho or two Burn your socks, dread your locks, Wear a shmock, ham your hocks. You want to die I can see it in your eyes Pull the plug, pop a pill, kill yourself, You know you will. I like you better, when you're deader. Don't you fuck with us. We will follow you onto the bus Fart right in your face And look out because Should've worn Tussy like your mama said, Then maybe you wouldn't be dead, We can be worster! Drop dead! Ole! I'm fine, me too, we're fine and how are you?! I'm fine, me too, we're fine and how are you?! I like you better, when you're deader. Shoulda worn Tussy like your mama said, Then maybe you wouldn't be dead, We think that you should drop dead. |
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| 3:18 |
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| 14. |
| 2:38 |
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I am the passenger and I ride and I ride
I ride through the city's backsides I see the stars come out of the sky Yeah the bright and hollow sky You know it looks so good tonight I am the passenger I stay under glass I look through my window so bright I see the stars come out tonight singing la la la la lalalala la la la la lalalala la la We get into the car We'll be the passenger We'll ride through the city tonight We'll see the city's ripped backside We'll see the bright and hollow sky We'll see the stars that shine so bright You know it looks so good tonight singing la la la la lalalala la la la la lalalala la la Oh the passenger Oh how he rides Oh the passenger He rides and he rides He looks through his window What does he see? He sees the bright and hollow sky He sees the stars come out tonight He sees the city's ripped backsides And everything was made for you and me So let's take a ride And see what's mine singing la la la la lalalala la la la la lalalala la la la la lalalala la la |
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| 1:29 |
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I like face
I like your eyes I love your skin I like your thighs I like your teeth I like your ears I like your feet I think they're neat! There's one problem I can see as I stare at your underwear I see something lodged up there Pokin' though your underwear! Butt plug! I see your Butt plug! I kiss/lick your Butt plug! I like/taste your Butt plug! I like it! Butt plug! I need it! Butt plug! I want it! I love you! |
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| 16. |
| 4:29 |
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All that i wanted was to get away for a while
I got a cheap flight and I was good to go Less than an hour in the air I felt it deep inside I felt the earth come closer and closed my eyes I can't look I'm falling I'm falling I'm falling And there's no one to catch me I'm falling (I'm calling) I'm falling (I'm calling) I'm falling (I'm calling) No one's gonna catch me! What did I do to deserve this? Sysuphus pushed a rock What's in the store for me? What did I do to deserve this? At the gates of hell What's waiting for me? All I wanted was to get away Stuck in the mud now until my last breath When I left the house this morning I wasn't thinkin 'bout death My eyes are stuck together caked with the mud My lungs are slowly filling with leaves and thwigs and bugs And I'm sinking I'm sinking And there's no way out I'm sinking (I'm slippin) I'm sinking (I'm slippin) I'm sinking (I'm slippin) No one's gonna get me out! What did I do to deserve this? Sysuphus pushed a rock What's in the store for me? What did I do to deserve this? At the gates of hell What's waiting for me? All I wanted was to get away What did i do? What did i do? What did i do? All I wanted was to get away! |
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| 3:24 |
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| 2:07 |
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| 19. |
| 6:34 |
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Walk in front of a car, at the mall
Trip and fall in the hall. Smash your head against the wall You want to die I can see it in your eyes Rob a bank, tip the boat, sell yourself, Brake the law. I like you better, when you're deader. Don't you fuck with us. We will follow you onto the bus Fart right in your face And look out because Should've worn Tussy like your mama said, Then maybe you wouldn't be dead, We can be worster! Drop dead! Drop! Get eat by a lion at the zoo Fuck a skanky ho or two Burn your socks, dread your locks, Wear a shmock, ham your hocks. You want to die I can see it in your eyes Pull the plug, pop a pill, kill yourself, You know you will. I like you better, when you're deader. Don't you fuck with us. We will follow you onto the bus Fart right in your face And look out because Should've worn Tussy like your mama said, Then maybe you wouldn't be dead, We can be worster! Drop dead! Ole! I'm fine, me too, we're fine and how are you?! I'm fine, me too, we're fine and how are you?! I like you better, when you're deader. Shoulda worn Tussy like your mama said, Then maybe you wouldn't be dead, We think that you should drop dead. |
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