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I am Jan Brady,
and you must believe that or forever perish in your doubt I am the soul embodiment of Jan, and I exist to serve the Brady alter for I have become one with another soul, and I have no need for others! * Chorus* Jan Brady has returned took over my soul and body then the hairstyle flew up all by itself never to be changed I am Jan, Jan I am I like to eat green eggs and ham so now you must believe and worship me or else a lost soul you will be I pick up my lunch from Alice our house keeper I go to school with my Brady brothers we live in the same house but we come from different mothers! *Chorus* I know I cracked the family picture with my bike I was'nt wearing my glasses but I fixed everything with a bat of my eye lashes with my wig, I'll be a smash polyester plaid bell bottoms, I ain't no TRASH!!!! *Chorus* |
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| 2:29 |
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I dont claim to ride a bike
with long black hair to show my might I dont follow the latest styles they make me throw up bright green bile I dont have to shave my head or walk around and beg for bread I dont have big ears that stick out or act like my parents threw me out! Dont parade around town or shoot up gloo that gets me down I dont have lots of holes in my arm and have'nt used up all my charms, dont go to clubs 'cause I think its cool, and hang out with all the fools so glad. oh so glad I'm not you I dont sit in a highrise office and think about how much money I make I dont have a greasy toupe or walk around with hair thats fake dont have pearls, or cars or furs only cowboy boots, no spurs no silk sheets apon my bed glad I'm not you, I'd rather be dead! I have acid wash, but no poodle hair thats why I shot you that ugly stare no high heels with jeans and socks I rather have a bagel, hold the lox no tan in the middle of winter I'd rather have a ten foot splinter *Chorus* |
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| 4:06 |
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mommy, don't leave me alone with the babysitter, mommy!
hello, dear, there's some popcorn in here there's soda and ice cream, but don't touch the beer okay, sure, i'll be alright don't worry, i won't have a party tonight good, hon, now that's just fine we'll be back at a quarter to nine yes, ma'm and i'll see ya later don't worry, i'll be on my best behavior are they gone yet? have the driven away? am i free yet? is it time to play? take the tab, stick it on my tongue this crummy job will be some fun lord, i hope they never come back ok, kid, jump on the oven rack you wanna know how the baby is? don't worry, she's almost done hello, what do you mean she's almost done? don't worry she's almost done! walls are melting, what's that funny smell? this lucky girl is going to hell babysitters on acid babysitters on acid babysitters on acid babysitters on acid every town in the usa oh my gracious oh my soul, where's my baby? oh no! well, i dont know, i'm trippin check the kitchen, you'll find her maybe what do you mean, bitch? what are you saying? i'm not leavin without gettin paid why don't you go take a look oh my god my baby's cooked! oh! walls are melting what's that funny smell? this lucky girl is going to hell babysitters on acid babysitters on acid babysitters on acid babysitters on acid every town in the usa |
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| 1:37 |
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I'm makin it with other species
lickin up thier little feces a german shepard, a big strong leopard they do it better than any man can! *Chorus* Makin it with other species Makin it with other species Makin it with other species Makin it with other species china was, monkeys too, salamanda's stick like glue, a big cow or just a horse and a little duck of course little chicken, big fat hen all the tigers in the den a porqupine is kinda kinky gerbils can be pretty stinky any animal any size I love then all you gotta realize don't talk back even if they explode. *Chorus* little hamster you feel so fine your soft fur Is just sublime I'm makin it with other species |
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| 6:40 |
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I was sitting in my window
and It was cold outside I was sitting in my window when I saw you on the street I was gonna kill you 'cause you made me mad 'cause there was anger raging through my soul! so, I got my knife I was gonna kill you I was gonna follow you for blocks! 'cause I tracked you and I stabbed you and I hurt you and I killed you you were gonna die, you were gonna cry I was gonna laugh feel so good inside! blood that fills the golden bowl ! so, I tracked you inot the alleyway I stabbed your back ripped your heart right out of your chest I throw it on the ground and watch it squish It squishes then I smear your blood all over my face put your veins and arteries all over my face make a necklace out of them! YEAH! with each stab, more life I take I know this death is no mistake the flesh and bones which now grow bare I will not leave a breath to spare nno remorse, no mistakes this life of yours is mine to take the deed is done my sin is fun your blood I drink, to make us one! I touch your corpse one more time my love for evil is no crime my bones will rot for eternity red death, last breath |
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| 2:19 |
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| 3:42 |
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Veins, scream for more needles
your a whore, do anything to get one in to feel the warmth of this deadly pin to be sick is pergatory when your numb, your numb in all your glory the pain would make you cease to exist for peace of mind, you can't resist anything to make it stop the pains too great for you gotta cop someday aids will atke your being but to the needle you keep on fleeing can't feel bad, wont give ya pity "cause you chose a life thats shitty! *Chorus* Pin Eye Woman just one more fix Pin Eye Woman, stop your turning trix! you gotta have it your sickly treat you'll even sell your ass on the street the first prick brings you sanity your Pin Eye Woman vanity floating high above your bones think your as cool as the Rolling Stones!?! |
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| 2:18 |
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| 10. |
| 3:35 |
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Eigth long arms to hold your love real tight
I'll hug you and sqeeze you, make you feel alright since you and me were meant to be my eight will be fine I'll hold you in my arms please let me know that your mine Octopussy the monster of love Oh, I love you baby you're my sea turtle dove Oct Oct Octopussy If you say your mine I'll take you down for some lovin" show you where its at inside my octopussy coven Oct Oct Octopussy with the sea anemones you will there with me underneath the coral reef hidden by my pussy sheath deep below the fishes lay in the seaweed we will play my eight all around you I'm so gald my tentacles found you! Oct Oct Octopussy If eight ain't good enough I'll try to give you some more your love will be oozing out to hit the deep sea green floor I'm giving you your every inch and even my soul so lets climb up together on the sunkin ships pole I'll take you to the deep dark blue my love 8 x ias allways true I'm the monster & you're the love my eight arms fit you, like a glove |
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| 2:16 |
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