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Woahhhhh woahhhhhhh
She's got Brazilian leather boots on the pedal of her German car Listening to the Beatles singing back in the USSR Yeah she's goin' around the world tonight But she ain't leavin' here She's just going to meet her boyfriend down at the street fair It's a French kiss, Italian ice Spanish moss in the moonlight Just another American Saturday night There's a big toga party tonight down at Delta Chi They got Canadian bacon on their pizza pie They got a cooler full of cold Coronas and Amstel Light It's like were all livin' in a big ol' cup Just fire up the blender, mix it all up It's a French kiss, Italian ice Margaritas in the moonlight (woahhhh) Just another American Saturday night You know everywhere there's something they're known for Although usually it washes up on our shores My great great great granddaddy stepped off of that ship I bet he never ever dreamed we'd have all this You know everywhere has somethin' there known for Although usually it washes up on our shores Little Italy, Chinatown, sittin' there side by side Live from New York, It's Saturday Night! French kiss, Italian ice, Spanish moss in the moonlight Just another American, just another American, It's just another American Saturday night |
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I'm still breathing and my heart's still beating
I might as well start living again And so I threw on a shirt, put on a jacket Went out to meet some friends And now I'm acting like I couldn't be better Like I've always got this smile on my face Walking around, weaving through the crowd And trying not to look out of place 'Cause everybody's here Yeah but if you look close you'll see Everybody's here Everybody's here but me The first time somebody asked where you were I didn't know what to say The second time somebody asked where you were I lied and said, "She's on her way." The third time somebody asked where you were Well I just wanted to scream I guess the land of the living ain't no place For a heartbroken zombie like me. 'Cause everybody's here Yeah but if you look close you'll see It's painfully clear Everybody's here but me Now I look around and see a lot of single people But there ain't a single one like me Because they all wanna leave here with somebody And I just wanna leave Everybody's here It's painfully clear Everybody's here Yeah but if you look close you'll see Everybody's here Everybody's here but me |
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When I was ten years old
I remember thinking how cool it would be When we were goin' on an eight hour drive If I could just watch TV And I'd-a given anything To have my own Pac-Man game at home I used to have to get a ride down to the arcade And now I've got it on my phone Hey, glory, glory, hallelujah Welcome to the future My grandpa was in World War II He fought against the Japanese He wrote a hundred letters to my grandma Mailed them from his base in the Philippines I wish they could see this now The world they saved has changed, you know 'Cause I was on a video chat this morning With a company in Tokyo Hey, every day's a revolution Welcome to the future (Hey) Look around, it's all so clear (Hey) Wherever we were goin', well we're here (Hey) So many things I never thought I'd see Happening right in front of me I had a friend in school Running back on the football team They burned a cross in his front yard For asking out the homecoming queen I thought about him today And everybody who's seen what he's seen From a woman on a bus To a man with a dream Hey, wake up Martin Luther Welcome to the future Hey, glory, glory, hallelujah Welcome to the future |
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I remember, trying not to stare the night that I first met you
You had me mesmerized And three weeks later in the front porch light Taking forty five minutes to kiss goodnight I hadn’t told you yet, but I thought I loved you then And now you’re my whole life, now you’re my whole world And I just can’t believe the way I feel about you girl Like a river meets the sea, stronger than it's ever been We’ve come so far since that day and I thought I loved you then I remember, taking you back to right where I first met you You were so surprised There people around but I didn’t care I got down on one knee right there And once again, I thought I loved you then And now you’re my whole life, now you’re my whole world I just can’t believe the way I feel about you girl Like a river meets the sea, stronger than it’s ever been We’ve come so far since that day and I thought I loved you then I can just see you with a baby on the way I can just see you when your hair is turning grey What I can’t see is how I'm ever going to love you more But I’ve said that before And now you’re my whole life, now you’re my whole world And I just can’t believe the way I feel about you girl We’ll look back someday, at this moment that we’re in And I’ll look at you and say, "and I thought I loved you then" And I thought I loved you then |
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Inflatable pool full of dad's hot air
I was three years old, splashin' everywhere And so began my love affair With water On a river bank with all my friends A big old rope tied to a limb And you're a big old wuss if you don't jump in The water Yeah, when that summer sun starts to beatin' down And you don't know what to do Grab your swimming trunks Ice up that old igloo And drive until the map turns blue Daytona Beach on spring break Eighteen girls up on stage White t-shirts about to be sprayed With water Oh let 'er go boys Yeah, when that summer sun starts to beatin' down And you don't know what to do Just go and grab someone You wanna see in a bathing suit And drive until the map turns blue You can stay right there when the daylight's gone Play truth or dare and it wont take long 'Fore you and her got nothin' on But water All you really need this time of year Is a pair of shades and ice cold beer And a place to sit, somewhere near Water |
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I called to say - I'm working late tonight
to cancel our dinner date but she just said - That's alright and just like that she makes some other plans saw a movie with a couple friends had herself a ball oh cause afterall she's her own woman without me, she does fine she's her own woman wo-ho, but she's mine I couldn't tell you even if you had a gun to my head where we keep the tarragon or even what the hell that is well I wouldn't last 45 minutes in this house without her living in it I'd be lost - yeah - that's for sure but as for her she's her own woman without me, she'd be fine she's her own woman wo-ho - she's mine (instrumental break) raised up a daddy's girl went out into the big wide world has never needed anybody's help with everything she does for me ahh! its still a mystery how i fell in love with her - all by myself (instrumental break) she's her own woman got it going on, that suits me fine you gonna have to find your own woman wo-ho, cause she's mine |
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When I was ten years old
I remember thinking how cool it would be When we were goin' on an eight hour drive If I could just watch TV And I'd-a given anything To have my own Pac-Man game at home I used to have to get a ride down to the arcade And now I've got it on my phone Hey, glory, glory, hallelujah Welcome to the future My grandpa was in World War II He fought against the Japanese He wrote a hundred letters to my grandma Mailed them from his base in the Philippines I wish they could see this now The world they saved has changed, you know 'Cause I was on a video chat this morning With a company in Tokyo Hey, every day's a revolution Welcome to the future (Hey) Look around, it's all so clear (Hey) Wherever we were goin', well we're here (Hey) So many things I never thought I'd see Happening right in front of me I had a friend in school Running back on the football team They burned a cross in his front yard For asking out the homecoming queen I thought about him today And everybody who's seen what he's seen From a woman on a bus To a man with a dream Hey, wake up Martin Luther Welcome to the future Hey, glory, glory, hallelujah Welcome to the future |
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I remember sayin I dont care either way
Just as long as he or she is healthy Im ok Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen And said Ya see that thing right there well ya know what that means And I started wondering who he was going to be And I thought heaven help us if hes anything like me Hell probably climb a tree to tall and ride hes bike to fast End up every summer wearin something in a cast Hes gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street Hes gonna get in trouble oh hes gonna get in fights Im gonna lose my temper and some sleep It safe to say that im gonna get my pay back if hes anything like me I can see him right now knees all skinned up With a magnifying glass tryin to melt the Tonka truck Wont he be a sight with his football helmet on Thatll be his first love til his first love comes along Hell get his heart broke by the time hes in his teens And heaven help him if hes anything like me Hell probably stay out to late and drive his car to fast Get a speeding ticket hell pay for mowing grass Hes gonna get caught skippin class and be ground for a week Hes gonna get in trouble were gonna get in fights Im gonna lose my temper and some sleep Its safe to say that im gonna get my pay back if hes anything like me Hes gonna love me and hate me along the way Years are gonna fly by I already dread the day Hes gonna hug hes momma hes gonna shake my hand Hes gonna act like he cant wait to leave But as he drives out hell cry hes eyes out If hes anything like me there's worse folks to be like Aw hell be alright if hes anything like me |
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With seven billion people in this world,
I can't believe your still a single girl, I bet you're thinking you're better off on your own, But the best things in life, Just can't be done alone. It takes two to make love baby, I'm sure of that, I'm one, you're one, You do the math. Being single has been kinda fun, But I can see you with me ridin' shotgun, I'll take you baby anywhere you wanna go, And together we can have more fun than we can have alone. It takes two to make love baby, I'm sure of that, I'm one, you're one, You do the math. I ain't never been a number's guy, but sure enough, I look into your eyes and all adds up. It takes two to make love baby, I'm sure of that, I'm one, you're one, You do the math. I'm one, you're one, You do the math. |
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On my fifth birthday I got so upset
About the brand new bike that I didn't get I'd prayed my heart out and it didn't seem fair. I told my grandpa, "I guess God doesn't care" And he just smiled and said, "My child," "Make no mistake Every prayer you pray gets answered Even though Sometimes, the answer is no." Five years later, out behind the shed With a stolen pack of grandpa's cigarettes I struck a match, and held that first one to my lips And prayed to God, "Please let me get away with this." And through the smoky air I saw grandpa standing there. Make no mistake Every prayer you pray gets answered Even though Sometimes, the answer is no When I think of all the answers in my life, I would have to say There's no doubt it was always for the best when I didn't get my way. Grandpa got older, like grandpas do His health was failing and I guess I knew It'd be best if he was called on home But selfishly I prayed that God would keep him hanging on And when he passed away, in my mind I heard him say. Make no mistake Every prayer you pray gets answered Even though Sometimes, the answer is no. Sometimes the answer Is no. |
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I filled up two shopping carts late last night
The one was full of fishing gear, the other Miller Lite The checkout-lady laughed and said 'You think you got enough' And I said 'Yeah, You're probably right', and filled another two carts up Gonna catch all the fish Gonna drink all the beer Gonna head outta town We're not staying here Might take all day Might take all year Till we catch all the fish Till we drink all the beer So I picked up the boys at dawn and we were on our way It hadn't been ten minutes before Jimmy's cellphone rang His old lady asked him how we'd be on the lake And I said You tell her 'We're staying here however long it takes' Gonna catch all the fish Gonna drink all the beer Better warn her now Better make it clear Might take all day Might take all year Till we catch all the fish Till we drink all the beer Just as long as there's a can left in that cooler Just as long as there's a bass left in that lake That just means we still got some work to do here Just as long as there's still gas left in that tank As long as there's a can left in that cooler As long as there's a bass left in that lake That just means that we still got some work to do here As long as there's still gas left in that tank Well, we caught all the fish And we drank all the beer And we ran outta gas Now we're stuck out here With lots of emtpy cans And worthless fishing gear Cause we drank all the fish And we caught all the beer Well, I mean we caught all the fish And drank all the beer |
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I opened my eyes, look at the clock
It says eight fifteen stumble out of bed, fumble down the hall still half asleep opened up a window, opened up the paper and put some coffee on, grabbed two cups Oh yeah... you're gone. Shower and shave, take a little time to read the news sort through the mail see something about some sale they're having on women's shoes Billy's band is playing at the Canyon Club on Friday, I bet they sing our song, maybe we can go? Oh yeah... you're gone. This is gonna take some getting used to baby I'm gonna need more time Because I still say us - when I ought to say me I still say ours, instead of mine every plan I make, every road I take I still see you riding along and then suddenly it hits me Oh yeah... you're gone this is gonna take some getting used to baby I think I need more time because I still say us - when I ought to say me I still say ours, instead of mine every plan I make, every road I take I still see you riding along then suddenly it hits me Oh yeah, you're gone Oh there ain't no doubt about it baby Oh yeah, you're gone. |
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You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders
She'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please You wear the pants Buddy good for you I'm so impressed Yeah, whoopty-doo You need to know That ain't how it works It's not who wears the pants, It's who wears the skirt In the top drawer, of her dresser, there's some panties Go try on that purple pair, with lace and frills With your big old legs, I bet you can't get in 'em With that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will But you wear the pants Buddy good for you I'm so impressed Yeah, whoopty-doo You need to know That ain't how it works It's not who wears the pants, It's who wears the skirt A big old boy like you can probably bench 350 A little thing like her can barely lift the bar Just wait 'til that woman has a headache And she sits there with her legs crossed Well, we'll see how strong you are You wear the pants Well, good for you I'm so impressed Yeah, whoopty-doo You need to know That ain't how it works It's not who wears the pants, It's who wears the skirt You wear the pants, She'll wear the skirt |
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Somebody's gotta scratch your back, the places you can't reach
Say something that'll make you laugh, that's exactly what you need, And I hope that's me, I hope that's me. Somebody's gonna get dressed up and take you out for valentine's, Get lots of jealous looks thinking that's one lucky guy, And I hope that's me, I hope that's me. And you, you keep on wondering who, is gonna love you like I already do, And I keep wondering when you'll see, that eventually. Somebody's gonna throw on a (??), When your fever hits a hundred and two, Go down and pick your prescription up, And come home and fix you soup, And I hope that's me, I hope that's me. Somebody's gonna buy a ring, Somebody's gonna make you cry, Somebody's gonna lift that veil, And get to look into your eyes, And I hope that's me, I hope that's me. Cause you, you keep on wondering who, is gonna love you like I already do, And I keep wondering when you'll see, maybe eventually. Old man on a front porch swing, Looking back on his long life, Glass of ice tea in his hand, Other arm around his wife. And I hope that's you, I hope that's me. I hope that's you, and I hope that's me. I hope that's you, and I hope that's me. I hope that's you, and I hope that's me. I hope that's me. |
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