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How am I supposed to walk you home when you're at least fifty feet ahead?
Cause you walked off in a huff and I'm that pissed I can't even remember what it was I said. And I don't doubt you wouldn't touch him now, but let's face it, you always use to go for that kind. And if you ever really wanted two men at once, all I'm saying is I better be one of the guys you've got in mind. Here we go same time, same place. I don't like the way you kiss his face. It's not that there's no trust as such. I'd love to make up but I've had to much. Now you know fine well I'm staying, I've only ever carried out that threat once before. And even then I coudn't get far and you're mum came and called me back before I'd even made it to the door. Here we go same time, same place. My embarassment versus your damp face. We could down here or we could talk in bed. But I'm afraid that's all, as I've already said. |
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Emma phoned me at work at about half four
It was funny I didn't speak to her anyway She's a f**king cow better than everybody Kinda speaking to her mates anyway like that Anyway we got into the time and she phones me up asked me what I'm doing tonight I was only gonna sit in and watch the telly as usual wonder where everyone else was So she says come round to rab's house and that we got some trips in So I say I'd go round about six I was about an hour late and I was knocking on the door and that and nobody answered And I thought oh f**king brilliant they are way out with litman and that They'll be way out on the town having a laugh So I walk back round the road cos I thought they were way out and I phoned Turns out they'd still been there but had been so out of it they couldn't even get to the door So I went back round Everybody was fine as usual and I got handed my half And I thought I'd take it kind as I'm working the next day I better not go to far But two hours later nothing is happening so I thought f**k it I'll take the rest which I'd been warned about already Everyone was eh jumping about the room as usual, sitting giggling, having a laugh Then jeg came in his car and took us to the pub We told jeg he should be a ranker, that was a f**king laugh He kept telling to calm down and that like he was like our mum and dad and that 'cause we were acting like wayne's and that giggling and looking at the table and dropping our drinks all over the place We made it back his car, jon finny .....................into the house then he said park it out and go home So malcom and I get back to the house And suddenly somebody's going on about rabner and he's still f**king there And he's waiting outside now and looks like he's in pain or something like that He had to go and pick up some of there stuff 'cause they'd used the other stuff for glastonbury the next week And somebody had said he had apparently took some and he was writhing about in pain outside So malcom and I walked out He's was walking along the edge of road on the grass and that With his f**king stomach held in his hands and screaming and that And then we lost him he disappeared into the park we didn't know where he was So malc and I were walking about and then we found him But we decided we better stay back a bit kind just in case he got a fright So we followed him up this path as thought that wasn't going to scare him anyway When we did find him he was there doubled up in pain f**king screaming his eyes out Groaning about how his stomach was knotted and that he shouldn't be taking it, it was a stupid thing to do So he sitting there on the hill and that with malc and I on either side All we could do was sit giggle and look at the grass and take the piss out of him So we get him up on his feet and start walking him about and he says he's alright And we walked up to the garage and he's going on about his stomach Then he starts shouting about how we should get away from him before something happens (get away get away) In case he f**king dies or something So he says he thought he was that f**king bad that's was going to happen and he dinne want us to be involved (get away get away) He always looked out for everyone else (get away get away) So we took him into the garage he wanted a bottle of irn bru He was f**king downing this bottle of irn bru talking about his f**king stomach and how he'd taken this to get it out of his system Talking about it's already in his bile, he's desperately trying to make himself sick and he's screaming all over the f**king place And malc and I are still laughing we din care what he's up too He could have taken anything I dunno Maybe he ..... on the way, could have injected something, Could have swallowed something nobody knows But he just stood there with this rotten f**king face It was all black and cut on the ride into town He's half feed his bottle of irn bru and he's been sick All over the f**king place.......... Screaming all the f**king time about How it was all in the f**king bile and how he wanted to be sick He keeps f**king screaming Then he threw up So we walked on back to the house saturation made us swear We would tell nobody So he goes back to the house and he f**king tells everybody He sloaked himself in his room and started eating a bag of sugar Or something like that While everyone else was talking what a dick he was I ended at up at the park that night Sitting eating pringles with paula and watching the wildlife And the next day I went to work I was still out of my face I was pacing about on the stairs talking to myself And writing things and he walked in And stressed the point about making sure that no one would find out |
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