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Wednesday, Thursday or Friday I want you near Every day in the year Oh, won't you tell me when We will meet again Sunday, Monday or always If you're satisfied I'll be at your side Sunday, Monday or always No need to tell me now What makes the world go 'round When at the sight of you My heart begins to pound and pound And what am I to do? Can't I be with you Sunday, Monday or always? Always and forever I must be with you Beginning Sunday and Monday and then forever Oh, won't you tell me when We will meet again Sunday, Monday or always If you're satisfied I'll be at your side Sunday, Monday or always No need to tell me now What makes the world go 'round When at the sight of you My heart begins to pound, pound, pound What am I to do? Can't I be with you Sunday, Monday or always? |
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Oh! I'm packing my grip
And I'm leav-in' to-day, 'Cause I'm takin' a trip Cal-i-for-nia way I'm gon-na set-tle down and nev-er more roam And make the SAN FER-NAN-DO VAL0LEY my home. I'll for-get my sins, I'll be mak-in' new friends, Where the West be-gins And the sun-set ends, 'Cause I've de-cid-ed where "yours tru-ly" should be And it's the SAN FER-NAN-DO VAL-LEY for me I think that I'm safe in stat-in' {She - He} will be wait-in' When my lone-ly jour-ney is done- And kind-ly old Rev-'rend Thomas Made us a pro-mise He will make the two of us one. So, I'm hit-tin' the trail To the cow coun-try. You can for-ward my mail Care of R.F.D. I'm gon-na set-tle down and nev-er more roam And make the SAN FER-NAN-DO VAL-LEY my home |
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Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears He kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He's got no manners when he eats his food He's fat and lazy and extremely rude But if you don't care a feather or a fig You may grow up to be a pig Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a fish? A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook He can't write his name or read a book To fool the people is his only thought And though he's slippery, he still gets caught But then if that sort of life is what you wish You may grow up to be a fish And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo Everyday you'll meet quite a few So you see it's all up to you You can be better than you are You could be swingin' on a star |
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Lay that pistol down, babe
Lay that pistol down Pistol packing mama Lay that pistol down Oh, drinking beer in a cabaret Was I having fun Until one night she caught me right And now I'm on the run Oh, lay that pistol down, babe Lay that pistol down Pistol packing mama Lay that pistol down Oh, I'll sing you every night Bing And I'll woo you every day I'll be your regular mama And I'll put that gun away Oh, lay that pistol down, babe Lay that pistol down Pistol packing mama Lay that thing down before it goes off and hurts somebody oh, she kicked out my windshield And she hit me over the head She cussed and cried and said I lied And she wished that I was dead Oh, lay that pistol down, babe Lay that pistol down Pistol packing mama Lay that pistol down We're three tough gals From deep down Texas way We got no pals They don't like the way we play We're a rough rooting tooting shooting trio But you ought to see my sister Cleo She's a terror make no error But there ain't no nicer terror Here's what we tell her Lay that pistol down, babe Lay that pistol down Pistol packing mama Lay that pistol down Pappy made a batch of corn The revenuers came The drought was slow So now they know You can't do that to Mame Lay that pistol down, babe Lay that pistol down Pistol packing mama Lay that pistol down Oh, singing songs in a cabaret Was I having fun Until one night it didn't seem right And now I'm on the run Oh, lay that pistol down, babe Lay that pistol down Pistol packing mama Lay that pistol down Oh, pistol packing mama Lay that pistol down |
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And now the purple dusk of twilight time
Steals across the meadows of my heart High up in the sky the little stars climb Always reminding me that we're apart You wander down the lane and far away Leaving me a song that will not die Love is now the stardust of yesterday The music of the years gone by Sometimes I wonder why I spend The lonely night dreaming of a song The melody haunts my reverie And I am once again with you When our love was new And each kiss an inspiration But that was long ago Now my consolation Is in the stardust of a song Beside a garden wall When stars are bright You are in my arms The nightingale tells his fairy tale A paradise where roses bloom Though I dream in vain In my heart it will remain My stardust melody The memory of love's refrain |
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I don't care where I'm goin'
Just as long as I'm with you Put it there, pal. Put it there I'll be just like your horses And I'll stick to you like glue Put it there, pal. Put it there I'm glad you're fooling Pepsodent (oh, that happy snow) Stealing all that cash I hear your show on Thursdays (nice, huh?) What a lot of eggs you smash Well at least I don't depend upon Colonna's big moustache (oh, he gave me the brush) You're faithful and you're fair Put it there (skin me Dad, skin me) You've got that something in your voice So right for selling cheese (hustle a lot of the stuff) Put it there, pal. Put it there (put that back in the bowl) You know, I think your jokes are great (really?) It's just that folks are hard to please (they're just snobs, that all) Put it there, pal. Put it there Your face could make a fortune Just your nose should make a lot (how do you siphon?) I like the way you wear those gaudy-colored shirts you've got, boy! The only time a rainbow ever covered up a pot You're such a perfect square (oh-oh, is that on the paper?) (where?, where?) Shall we dance? Sorry, I have my heavy underwear on Oh, just to once around, to the adrenalin, huh? Well, OK, if I lead My colleague, my crony, my cohort, my friend Companions, confederates, chums to the end Like meat and potatoes, or salt and tomatoes Boy, what a blend Don't put it in the paper (don't worry about me) Don't put it on the air (I'll finish it) Don't put it in your pipe Put it there Confidentially, do you like this as well as singing? Leave your name with the girl when you go out We may get to you for some crowd noises Be sure and call me All right |
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He's lazy, but he's lovable, we know him like a book
Anytime he can't be found, we know just where to look: Gone fishin', there's a sign upon his door Gone fishin', he ain't workin' anymore There's his hoe out in the sun where he left a row half done He said "hoein' ain't no fun", he ain't got no ambition Gone fishin' by a shady wady pool I'm wishin' I could be that kinda fool I'd say no more work for mine on my door I'd hang a sign Gone fishin' Instead of just a wishin' Gone fishin'. . .see him snoozin' by a brook Gone fishin'. . .didn't even bait his hook There's his hound dog by his side fleas are bitin' at his hide He won't scratch 'em he's to tired he ain't got no ambition Gone fishin'. . .learnin' fishin' worms to swim I'm wishin. . .he wuz me and I wuz him Wish I had a plane to fly here's what I'd write in the sky Gone' fishin'. . .instead of jest awishin' Gone fishin'. . . he don't worry 'bout no wars Gone fishin'. . .left his wife to do the chores Cows need milkin' in the barn but he jest don't give a darn See his fishin' pole is gone he's on a secret mission Gone fishin'. . .out where peace has never died I'm wishin'. . .all the world was by his side Then our guns we'd throw away grab a fishin' pole and say |
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We're off on the road to Morocco
This camel is tough on the spine (hit me with a band-aid, Dad) Where they're going, why we're going, how can we be sure I'll lay you eight to five that we'll meet Dorothy Lamour (Yeah, get in line) Off on the road to Morocco Hang on till the end of the line (I like your jockey. Quiet) I hear this country's where they do the dance of the seven veils We'd tell you more (uh-ah) but we would have the censor on our tails (Good boy) We certainly do get around Like Webster's Dictionary we're Morocco bound We're off on the road to Morocco Well look out, well clear the way, 'cause here we come Stand by for a concussion The men eat fire, sleep on nails and saw their wives in half It seems to me there should be easier ways to get a laugh (Shall I slip on my big shoes?) Off on the road to Morocco Hooray! Well blow a horn, everybody duck Yeah. It's a green light, come on boys We may run into villains but we're not afraid to roam Because we read the story and we end up safe at home (yeah) Certainly do get around Like Webster's Dictionary we're Morocco bound We certainly do get around Like a complete set of Shakespeare that you get In the corner drugstore for a dollar ninety-eight We're Morocco bound Or, like a volume of Omar Khayyam that you buy in the Department store at Christmas time for your cousin Julia We're Morocco bound (We could be arrested) |
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