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Zoo time is she and you time
The mammals are your favourite type, and you want her tonight Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos, elephants and tacky tigers This town ain't big enough for the both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leave Flying, domestic flying And when the stewardess is near do not show any fear Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat You are a khaki-coloured bombadier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing This town ain't big enough for both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leave Daily, except for Sunday You dawdle in to the cafe where you meet her (she meet you) each day Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat As 20 cannibals have hold of you, they need their protein just like you do This town ain't big enough for the both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leave Shower, another shower You got to look your best for her, and be clean everywhere Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat The rain is pouring on the foreign town, the bullets cannot cut you down This town ain't big enough for the both of us And it ain't me who's gonna leave Census, the latest census There'll be more girls who live in town though not enough to go round Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat You know that this town isn't big enough, not big enough for both of us this town isn't big enough, not big enough for both of us (And) I ain't gonna leave |
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The lawns grow plush in the hinterlands
The perfect little setting for the one night stands. The drapes are drawn and the lights are out It's the time to put in practise what you've dreamed about. Well she can show you what you must do To be more like people better than you. Amateur hour goes on and on When you turn pro you know she'll let you know Amateur hour goes on and on When you turn pro you know she tells you so. Girls grow tops to go topless in While we sit and count the hairs that blossom from our chins. Our voices change at a rapid pace I could start a song a tenor and then end as bass. So choose your partners everyone If you hesitate the good ones are gone. Amateur hour goes on and on . . . Dance laugh wine dine and talk and sing But those cannot replace what is the real thing It's a lot like playing the violin You cannot start off and be Yehudi Menuhin. So Amateur hour goes on and on . . . |
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I looked a lot like a Vogue Magazine
Perfect and smooth, they all called me a dream Flawless and loveless, no intimacy I only lived to be seen Not to be touched, too clean Funny Face, I want a Funny Face Funny Face, I want a Funny Face Billions of dollars are spent on the face Covering, smoothing, and changing the shape Everyone wanted a face just like mine Nobody wanted me Only to look like me Funny Face, I want a Funny Face Funny Face, I want a Funny Face I'm ungrateful but I don't care I hear comments from everywhere Probably nothing behind the face The face, the face That was the day that I jumped off the bridge Trying to end it all, I barely lived Doctor Lamaar said "your face is a mess" All of the rest you can guess I got my one request (He got his one request) And I am happy, yes (And he is happy, yes) I got my one request (He got his Funny Face) And I am happy, yes And I am happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Funny Face, I got my Funny Face Funny Face, I got my Funny Face |
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Mael-Mael
I was born a little premature Mom just couldn't take no more Had no time to learn to cry Goodbye, Mama, got to fly Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye Entered school when I was two PhD'd that afternoon Never entered any sports Didn't look too good in shorts Got divorced when I was four CHORUS: I've seen everything there is I've done everything there is I've met everyone but Liz Now I've even met ol' Liz No time for relationship Skip the foreplay, let 'er rip You gotta beat the clock, beat the clock, Beat the clock, beat the clock I did lots of travelling Parts of me unraveling The Army then rejected me Said I had two flat feet Wore them out when I was three Too bad there ain't ten of you Then I'd show you what I'd do I could cheat on five of you And be faithful to you too But there's only one of you CHORUS |
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Mael-Mael-Moroder
We're just a gleam in lover's eyes, steam on sweaty bodies in the night One of us might make it through, the rest will disappear like dew Pressure building, gettin' hot, give it, give it, give it all you got When that love explosion comes, my, oh my, we want to be someone CHORUS Tryouts for the human race, from Burlington to Bonn Ah, we are a quarter billion strong Tryouts for the human race, from twilight time 'til dawn We just want to be someone We're the future and the past, we're the only way you're gonna last We're just pawns in a funny game, tiny actors in the oldest play It's an angry sea we face, just to get the chance to join the race Gotta make it, gotta try, gotta get the chance to live and die CHORUS We must, we must, we must leave from here We must, we must, we must, we must leave from here Gotta make our play, gotta get away Gotta make our play, gotta get away Gotta make our play, gotta get away Gotta make our play Let us out of here, let us out of here, let us out of here We just want to feel the sun and be your little daughter or your son We're just words that lovers use, words that light that automatic fuse When that love explosion comes, my, oh my, we want to be someone CHORUS |
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Mael-Mael
I like their arms I like their legs I like their lips Their widening hips Their radios They live at home They don't have cars I have a home I have a car They like that, they like that Young girls haven't seen the whole night And they will hold you, though it might not be tight And they will kiss you, though it might not be right 'Cause they are young girls Young girls, I don't care what they say I want to have you each and every day I feel you, I don't care what they say Young girls I like their talk Small little words I like their style Less of the guile They're straight with you Don't analyse, don't analyse You've seen too much I like the touch of young girls, Young girls Young girls haven't seen the whole night And they will hold you, though it might not be tight And they will kiss you, though it might not be right 'Cause they are young girls Young girls, I don't care what they say I want to have you each and every day I feel you, I don't care what they say Young girls |
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You're gonna take a walk in the rain
And you're gonna get wet (I predict) You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein And be hungry real soon (I predict) Are my sources correct (I predict) They're gonna find the Queen is a man But that Philip don't care (I predict) Lassie will prove that Elvis and her Had a fleeting affair (I predict) Are my sources correct Are my sources correct Yes I know they're corect (I predict) Men, if you say your prayers You'll never lose your hair L.A. is safe Ain't gonna quake Ain't gonna quake (I predict) And somebody's gonna die But I can't reveal who Cold beer will cure a cold Cold beer and pretzels, takes care of cancer Moscow will march to France They'll do the Can-Can Dance Don't worry, it'll work out Maxim's will throw them out They're gonna stop Saturday night So you better have fun now (I predict) They're gonna stop having the sun So you better get tan now And this song will fade out And this song will fade out And this song will fade out (I predict) |
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I wanna got to cool places with you
I wanna take you cool places tonight I wanna go where nobody's a fool And no one says uh, "Hey girl, need a light?" I want to move like this and that A minimum of chit chat I never wanna cool down, cool down, cool cool cool, Cool places tonight I gotta tell you, you're lookin' real good They let us in so I'm feelin' all right I like to go where sometimes they refuse Yeah, I remember last Saturday night But I'm feeling cooler now And they could tell we're cooler now It's obvious we're cooler now, cooler now, cool cool cool, Cool places tonight I wanna go, I wanna go, etc. I want to go to cool places tonight I wanna go to cool places with you And after that we'll slip out for a bite A coffee shop, and toast, coffee and juice And then we'll sleep 'til 5 p.m. And start it up all over again I never want to cool down, cool down, cool cool cool I wanna go, I wanna go, etc. I want to go to cool places tonight I wanna go to cool places with you |
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I've got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen
She's 90 and you're a teen I'm trying to cheer you up Don't be so mean, don't be so mean Crash, bam, now you're looking good Tip Top, now you're feeling good Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen Don't you feel good, don't you feel good Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see in magazines Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see on T.V. screens Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens Wake up to music And say you're too sick to go to work Soon, you will lose all your zits Tight sweaters no longer fit Jetsetters will make their pitch I told you so, I told you so Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see in magazines Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see on T.V. screens Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens Wake up to music And say you're too sick to go to work Don't eat that ice cream It is vanilla Give it to me Don't eat that pastry What's in the middle Give it to me Don't eat that burger Has it got mayonnaise Give it to me Keep that mystique up And wear a "D" cup No matter what Don't eat no curry Before a very Important date Do I look so knowing and old and wise Maybe it's those Dacron ties How come you keep asking me For Tips For Teens, for Tips For Teens Crash, bam, now you're looking good Tip Top, now you're feeling good Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen Don't you feel good, don't you feel good Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see in magazines Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see on T.V. screens Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens Wake up to music And say you're too sick to go to work |
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Don't let it get me,
don't let it get me, oww Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, oww don't let it get me, oww don't let it get me, oww Well, it's Saturday night and I'm still free and I ain't never gonna be eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) It's hard to fight it off much more I can hear it droolin' by the door eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) It ain't a pretty sight to see the way it leaves 'em (Don't let it get me) It chews 'em up and spits out creatures with those goo-gooey eyes sick-sickly smiles It just ain't right And my father said, "Don't worry, son" But look at him, he shoulda' run eaten by the monster of love Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, oww. don't let it get me, oww. don't let it get me, oww Well, it's worse than war, it's worse than death There ain't too many left who ain't been eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) Buy a dog and that might help but sometimes though a dog gets rabid eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) It ain't a pretty sight to see the way it leaves 'em (Don't let it get me) It chews 'em up and spits out creatures with those goo-gooey eyes sick-sickly smiles It just ain't right Eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) let it huff, let it puff (Don't let it get me) Eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) I hate to gripe but I just ain't the type Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, oww Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, oww Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, oww. Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, oww. Well, I know some really good good people overcome and piece by piece they were eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) Sometimes it takes a nip at me but I'm too quick to ever be eaten by the monster of love Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, oww. don't let it get me, oww. don't let it get me, oww. Eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) Eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) Eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) ((fade)) |
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Think about the places we've had our little fun
In the church at Christmas, busted by that nun Then in that museum, beneath the mastadon Stating our positions on the White House lawn CHORUS All you ever think about is sex All you ever think about exclusively All you ever think about is sex, all right with me Say, do you remember the Dodgers and the Mets 50,000 people saw us and turned red I'm still not recovered from Saturday's faux pas When your faather came home, saw us, and dropped dead CHORUS In a world of lovers, we don't love each other much Fact is, we're too busy to love each other much CHORUS ----------------------------------------------------------- |
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That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk
A little bit change in character, I'm pretending to be drunk You think I am weak and feeble, you think I'm a bore When you drag me to a party, soon I'm out the door Next time I'll portray a suave sophisticated hunk That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk A bit of I have lived and loved, I'm pretending to be drunk You say I could use some swagger, you say toughen up I am rigid as a board, you tell me loosen up I'm so loose and I'm so tough that I can barely move That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk You notice a transformation, pretending to be drunk I've lost all my inhibitions, pretending to be drunk You can take me to the soiree and be proud of me Everyone will be impressed, I'll pass out on your knee And now I am so continental, they think that it's nice Think I'll pretend to be drunk for the rest of my life Well that is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk |
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I hope it doesn't show
It'll go 'way It's just a passing phase It'll go 'way You can dress nautical Learn to tie knots Take lots of Dramamine Out on your yacht But when you're all alone And nothing bites You'll wish you stayed at home With someone nice But when you think you made it disappear It comes again, "Hello, I'm here" and I've got angst in my pants You can be smart as hell Know how to add Know how to figure things On yellow pads Answer so no one knows What you just said But when you're all alone You and your head What's the computer say, it's mumbling now It says "hey Joe" It's spelled it out and "You've got angst in your pants" "You've got angst in your pants" But when you think you've made it disappear You're sure you made it disappear And you've still got angst in your pants I hope it doesn't show It'll go 'way It's just a passing phase It'll go 'way I hope it doesn't show It'll go 'way Give it a hundred years It won't go 'way And I've got angst in my pants I've got angst in my pants |
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Drop the goody-goody look and put on your shoes
Because I'm gonna recommend a little somethin' for you (Oh yeah) Grab your little Lulu or your Sally or Sue And take her out to that Metropolis without no taboos (Oh yeah) What you say, who are you? Never mind just sing the tune Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes The perfect place, and what a pace Man, I've heard of Peyton Place and Pigalle too But this is better than the others, it's American too (Oh yeah) No one has the time to eat a meal or to think Because they're way too busy doin' Kama Sutra-y things (Oh yeah) Look around, see the sights Go to bed what a life Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes The perfect place, and what a pace There's a whole lotta fish in the sea Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes The perfect place, and what a pace If you try to come here and you try to abstain They'll send you to the prison for the criminally insane (Oh yeah) Maybe I'll just stay here for the rest of my life Because it's better than commuting here with you every night (Oh yeah) Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes The perfect place, and what a pace |
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How I wished my folks were gracious hosts and not dismayed
But wit and wisdom take a backseat girl when you're that afraid Oh no, bring her home and the folks look ill My word, they can't forget, they never will They can hear the storm troops on our lawn when I show her in And the Frau is alive and well in our panelled den Oh no, bring her home and the folks look ill My word, they can't forget that war, what a war My word, she's from Germany Well, it's the same old country but the people have changed My word... Germany With its splendid castles and its fine cuisine Well, the car I drive is parked outside, it's German-made They resent that less than the people who are German-made Oh no, bring her home and the folks look ill My word, they can't forget that war, what a war, some war My word... Germany Well, it's the same old country but the people have changed My word... Germany With its splendid castles and its fine cuisine, its lovely German women And its wonderful rivers that do flow from her hills My word, she's from Germany Well, it's the same old country but the people have changed My word, she's from Germany With its splendid castles and its fine cuisine My word, she's from Germany Well, it's the same old country but the people have changed My word, she's from Germany With its splendid castles and its fine cuisine My word, she's from Germany Well, it's the same old country but the people have changed My word, she's from Germany With its splendid castles, its fine cuisine, its lovely German women and you and me! |
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She was a wonder girl (some girl, that girl)
She was a wonder girl (some girl, that girl) It was a grand old time we had She was there and I was pretty glad about that too Knowing that she knew a thing or two She was a wonder girl (some girl, that girl) She was a wonder to her friends It's a wonder that she always started trends And after all, trends make us contenders in the fall Wonder girl, do me right at this ungodly hour She was a wonder to her dad A self-made man who owned all that he had And after all, self-made men have daughters who just won't ball Wonder girl, make me a wonder boy She was a wonder girl (some girl, that girl) |
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