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It was a soft gentle night
In the little town of, of, well, your town The gentle breeze swept the streets Creating that pleasant howl that these kind town folks Have enjoyed for so many, many years The wind chimes sent their peaceful melodies Into the ears of the sleepy residents But the unusual was approaching in the distance Something evil was heading towards this small town While the residents slept, something crept Slithered and crawled its way through the quiet streets Guided by the moon light These frightening strangers set up tents and rides Shows and games, there were savage jesters And wicked ringmasters There were horrid freak shows And sights only the impending doom will witness They brung with them the carnage That they had lived with for eternity The morning is a new day The people of this town will unwillingly witness The show of their lives, only rumored to exist You will be the next to die helplessly At the Carnival of Carnage |
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welcome to the dark carnival.
violent j shaggy 2 dope the insane clown posse will live forever... (live forever) join us (live forever) follow me (live forever) carnival awaits us (live forever) take my hand (live forever) take my hand (live forever) shangri la (live forever) live forever (live forever) here go another clown song, freaky and weird i'm still preachin -- i'm like noah without the beard i'm tryin a spread the facts that i know fo sho yet many don't believe in our carnival freak show it's alright, tho, there's enough who do and only time will tell if our stories are true but for everybody here, i can promise you this -- you'll never hear us laugh about the typical bullshit livin - all the money they got all the ice they wear and all the people they shot all the freaks they pull and all the cars they drive -- only we'd rap about fuckin a beehive! you wanna keep it real? walk out your door that's as real as it gets from the sky to the floor but the dark carnival will take your soul away, and give you mystical adventure in a magical way i live for the carnival i'd die for the carnival i pray for the carnival please take me away (take me away) i live for the carnival i'd die for the carnival i pray for the carnival come and take me away (take me away) funhouse, freakshows, the murder go round fuck how you're lookin, painted up like a clown loosen up, let it go, you ain't gotta be tense faygo flyin everywhere. fuck makin sense! and that's the beauty of it -- look backstage and another group out here on the same page run with everybody or walk with our crew, stand on the moon, face the world, and say fuck you! i ain't sittin up, playin that star biz put me in the crowd where my juggalos is treat me special, i'm a leave your lip draggin we in this together, waitin on the same wagon let em laugh now, let em laugh for years -- we'll see who's laughin in the house of mirrors. cause that's where i'm goin, and if you're not, pull that other shit and hear about the ends they got i live for the carnival i'd die for the carnival i pray for the carnival please take me away (take me away) i live for the carnival i'd die for the carnival i pray for the carnival please take me away (take me away) (live forever)take my hand (forever..... live forever) come take a journey through heaven and hell see what we have to promise you, the story i tell walk hand in hand with the devil and god let em pull you in half -- pergatory is odd. fuck newspapers, fuck magazines fuck a&rs and your ball-huggin jeans fuck anybody tryin ta change our ways as long a six joker cards got somethin to say i speak for the crazy, i speak for scrubs i speak for the thugs pissin in your hot tubs i speak for the people that you always say don't know how to act -- we like em just like that! fuck your grammies, fuck your music awards i'll strangle your host with his microphone cord fuck anybody that ain't down with the clown from now until milleniums after, i'm dead in the ground i live for the carnival i'd die for the carnival i pray for the carnival come and take me away (take me away) i live for the carnival i'd die for the carnival i pray for the carnival please take me away (take me away) i live for the carnival i'd die for the carnival i pray for the carnival come and take me away (take me away) i live for the carnival i'd die for the carnival i pray for the carnival please take me away (take me away) |
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Are you scared? (Fearless!)
Are you scared? (Are you frightened you little bitch?) Chorus 2x What's the matter What's the matter what's the matter (Are you scared of ghosts?) what's the matter What's the matter Tell me are you fearless (I'm not scared of ghosts) I'll go to Alaska, bitch slap a polar bear and take its food I'll mow the fuckin lawn, on a land mine field like what boom I'll roll a m-80 up in some papers and smoke that shit up I'll share a dirty heroin needle with that dirty bitch Courtney Love I'll run around the white house lawn naked and screamin and bustin shots at him I'll scratch my back with a chain saw oh yeah got it I'll walk through comton alone and sport wranglers and a cowboy hat I'll head-butt a fuckin unicorn come here bitch (No! *Thumb* Damn!) I'll stand on a stump and let you trim my toenails with a axe I'll sucker punch a gorilla and then try to run with a banana hangin out my ass I'll fuckin become pen-pals with the unibomber and let him send me packages I'll drive a ice cream truck through eithiopia talkin about free ice cream sandwiches Chorus 2x What's the matter What's the matter what's the matter (are you scared) what's the matter What's the matter Tell me are you fearless (Don't be scared) I'll let Sam Kinison borrow my car if he was still around I'll bungee jump off a crane with only a spaghetti noodle tied on I'll clinch my butt cheeks shut while a ruthless alien trying to probe me I'll receive an operation on my eyeball while riding in a dune buggy I'll finger fuck a toilet and French kiss a light socket I'll pick up a hooker with a deep voice ("I'm Jenny!") (Naw! No I wouldn't) I'll take all my clothes off and run up and bear hug a cactus I'll sneak up to slick rick and snatch off his eye patch I'll eat a bowl of cluster bombs and spread jellyfish on my toast I'll fuckin grease my ass up and sit on top of a flag post I'll shoot a game of pool with the grim reaper and then let him beat me I'll meet Jeffrey Dahmer at some kinda of bar let him take me home and eat me Chorus 2x What's the matter What's the matter what's the matter (are you scared?) what's the matter What's the matter Tell me are you fearless (Don't be scared!) I'll through gang signs at the booya tribe up and downs like whut I'll hunt Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon tell him hey do me up I'll put my lips on a 81' novas exhaust pipe and smoke that fucker I'll fuck a chick raw with crabs so big red lobsters tryin to catch'em I'll start a record label and base everything I got on M.C. Hammer I'll wear a pink bikini thong and walk right through the slammer I'll take a chrome desert eagle 45 put it to the dome and dump it I'll go to a big ass b hive on a tree, drop my drawers and hump it Chorus 3x What's the matter What's the matter what's the matter (are you scared) what's the matter What's the matter Tell me are you fearless (Don't be scared |
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Welcome to the tilt-a-whirl
All you muthafuckas are gonna die Everybody! You're dying everyday, constantly I'll kill myself right mutha fuckin' now And still won't die, try me Wicked clowns never, never die, whut? Oh my goody look a chicken Keep your money here's a ticket Hold up keep your kids out here They too young to play in there Step right up now strap'em in Lock it tight under his chin Clamp his arms up to his side It's gon' be a helly ride Now if you misplace an item Psychopathic's sure to find'em If you lose your nugget yo Hatchet ain't responsible Look and wonder if you will Cause we about to rip and kill Think about your every sin As our tilt-a-whirly spins Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Looky look a fancy fuck With his wallet up his butt Give the wealthy what they want Fuck a line put him up front Welcome to our spectacle Carny rides eccentrical Hope you like it even though Have to mingle with the poor Here you go sir have a seat You've got good taste this ride is neat Tell ya now the ride is fast Might want me to hold your cash We gonna spin until your soul Leaves your body dead and cold Tilt-a-whirly sprayin' blood All over the neighborhood Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Watch you die, watch you all die Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie You deserve to die, time for you to die Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on Get up on it get up on it get up on it, wheee Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on Get up on it get up on it get up on it, *squeak* Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride Welcome buddy, what you did Like to punch up on your kids Scoot all them dead bodies down We gon' go another round Excuse us while we clean up here Pile them up on over there Strap'em up and start the show This time speed it up some more Tell me any last requests Before your guts rip out your chest Fuck all that don't give'em nothin' Slap his ass and press the button Fair enough, another down Carnival don't fuck around Fire up the tilt-a-whirl And we'll see you all in hell Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie I'ma watch you die, time for you to die Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Round and round and round you go Round and round and round you go Yo, the dark carnival will never die I mean that's all we do is think about dyin' We wish we die, we hope we die The only problem is... We ain't never ever ever gonna die motherfucker! Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie |
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(I think it's the heart's desire for every person in America and Canada
to succeed.) Worldwide, yeah. (Success is one thing that's the motivating force behind many men.) Amen. (And tonight, I want to speak in a way that you'll realize that god ordained every one of his creations to be successful.) Look at this millionare -- suave, definitely paid Lemonade, stock market played, marinate in shade, top grade Bitches blowin up phones, I walk by, never lie, I'm the type of guy with sparkles in my eye Roll in my BMW, never take the truck with your kid Who? what? where? Over there ruby, diamond sinclare, looky there Everywhere I stay flossin them things I'm like bang bling bling blang chingy bling blang What the fuck, bitch? Hurry up and suck! move along, c'mon, until it's gone Get the fuck out the room, I'm rollin chrome 700 spoke, whicky whicky what Keep your hungry mouth shut, cause I'm livin it up! Hey, we gives no fuck! Million dollar house? We gives no fuck! Lavish cars? We gives no fuck! Bling bling blang blang! We gives no fuck! Hey, we gives no fuck! 7 figure bank? We gives no fuck! Phat paid? We gives no fuck! Whooooo! We gives no fuck! Seven figure bank, what you think? Bitch you tickle me pink, you lookin rank Coulda stank, still I do you spank spank whore is dank Cause I'm livin like a video, fuckin every shitty hoe you know Call me jigga-liggy-lo, fuck a juggalo, that's scrub Billion dollar drop, non-stop, from my pop, never need to cop a mop What you got? Get the fuck off my block I call the cop, with your fuckin hippy hop, whooee whooee chop chop, Tryn a marry me, rich until they bury me, stop it cause you're scarin me with all that jive Clap clap, take you back to where your wack crack neighborhood at Cause looky jack, where we at we havin none of that! Hey, we gives no fuck! Million dollar house? We gives no fuck! Lavish cars? We gives no fuck! Bling bling blang blang! We gives no fuck! Hey, want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me Hey, we gives no fuck! 7 figure bank? We gives no fuck! Phat paid? We gives no fuck! Whooooo! We gives no fuck! Pow, let me show you how Took away your milly now, cash cow, cheddar wow Dig it y'all, wicky wild wild, wait a minute y'all I might've over-did it y'all Forget it, I'll admit it, can't get it, cuz I'm greedy greedy greedy Fuck the greedy, fuck the treaty, line em up and pow pow Flicka pow pow, click click Chicka pow pow, bang bang, ching ching, bang Ching-a-ling bang, pow pow Chicka bang bang, chicka chicka BANG!! Hey, we gives no fuck! Million dollar house? We gives no fuck! Lavish cars? We gives no fuck! Bling bling blang blang! We gives no fuck! Hey, want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me Hey, we gives no fuck! 7 figure bank? We gives no fuck! Phat paid? We gives no fuck! Whooooo! We gives no fuck! Hey, want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me Hey, want you to hate me, want you to take me, want you to KILL ME!! |
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*Clips from Shockumentary*
Remember me bitch? 8th grade Oak Park skinny ass welfare aid Utsler and Bruce brothers we was the shit Dungeons & Dragons, and Bruce Lee flicks Quit school, nobody missed us Nobody hugged and kissed us, only dissed us And now look at these beautiful model type high class women Taking my dick in them You don't remember my kind in class The wigged out freak staring at your ass Never had the courage to even say hi Only smell your perfume vapors when you walked by I'm the scrub that never crossed your mind Now your flashing your titties at me waiting in line And that's fine, while you're working your charm Look beneath the paint bitch, it's the scrubs who won (Over Shockumentary/news clips) Look at me, Look at me Analyze what you see Look at me, Look at me Analyze what you see They used to say "Ah-hah, look at him", "The same pair of pants and that shirt again." An outcast, I knew I had to do something Figure out a way to make something out of nothing Open up shop, yo what you need? Speakers, clothes, CDs, or bags of weed? But that shit got me no where except jail Me and all my homies too broke to make the bail Now we're right back to the place where we started Chuckles and laughs The second we turn our backs Cast out, but we was like FUCK YA'LL We got each other at the drop of a homie call Look at us now bitch, multi-platinum All on my dick, when I'm the same as back then Forget the money and fame, because Beneath the paint, life's just like it always was (over Shockumentary/news clips) Look at me, Look at me Analyze what you see Look at me, Look at me Analyze what you see (repeat) Another girl I don't dare to confide in Playin' that role it hurts inside Here I am thinkin' she wants me (uh-uh) She only wants that killer on her CD Just when I couldn't feel any worse Bitch asked me if I could paint my face first The day I finally get to leave this land Behind the paint will be the shell of a used up man *Repeat chorus and last line till fade* |
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I don't know. She ain't even looking that good. (kinda fat)
Even so, i think i'd probably fuck her if i could. (kinda fat like that) It's just sumpthin bout the way her titties swing around. (boing) Wiping poo-poo of they babie's butt, i think i wanna take her down Wanna fuck my homie's baby's momma I'm attracted to the helly drama [2x] Man this is some muthafuckin bull shit, You talkin bout you wanna fuck my girl, man we raising a baby together, that's some bull muthafuckin shit. I got coupons bitch, dollar fifty off at chucky cheese Got ya similax formula, just baby fuck me please goo goo ga ga, i make ya baby laugh (Don't you like the way my ugly face looks) But when baby go night night, you gonna hafta to come up with some ass Wanna fuck my homie's baby's momma I'm attracted to the helly drama [2x] I'm tryin to look out for you and your baby, that's why i'm telling you about him cheating on you. I ain't even like that, come here lemme hold you Watchin Jerry Springer all fuckin day, your baby rolling you a joint (lookie momma, i packed it with the good shit) I told you if you let me hit it, i take you both to Cedar Point (but the neden wasn't all that, so forget it) Rubber binkies (binkies) food, all over the floor am i gonna help you clean it?, I'm out the fuckin door (gotta go, and i won't be back no more) Wanna fuck my homie's baby's momma I'm attracted to the helly drama [2x] (I already fucked your baby's momma) How the fuck you gonna fuck on me bitch i dont even belive this shit you gonna fuck him in my bed, what the fuck (he said he loved me) Wanna fuck my homie's baby's momma I'm attracted to the helly drama [4x] (I already fucked your baby's mamma I would fuck your baby's momma's momma) |
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