After child support and alimony, I got just enough left For my rent & baloney, She got the house & the car & guess what I get, Exclusive rights to pay for all that, Can somebody tell me, Where a fella can find, A woman who's looking for a man Who's ex-wife is getting every dime!
When we got to ther court The woman started lying, Got the Judge mad at me, He started crying, Told my lawyer, "Tou shut yor mouth you ought to be ashamed of yourself Defending this louse", I said "Your honor",The girl is lying", He said "Up...You're in contempt boy & that's a $50 fine." I said"What !!!...."
Man, I looked at that woman I couldn't believe,that was the same woman That I'd been married to for all them tears, I mean, she just kept right on talking, She said"Your Honor,He's been ramblin & gamblin & got a woman on the side & i"m just sick & tired of all his jive,It's time for me th make a move."
I had a good lawter, Wasn't a thing he could do, I should have used hers, Since I paid him too What bothers me most,& it hurts whthin, I'm paying for a house Another man's sleeping in; I can't see my children Until she says when,& that all depends on What funky mood she's in.
He's driving my car, Eating my food, Lloveing my woman, Even wearing my shoes; That ain't right! I got the rabbit, She's got the caddie, She's even got my chidren calling him"daddy" Now,that's a piece of nothin!
My mother-in-law Is a mother for yoy, she jumped up in the court & said "Your Honor,I got something I want to say,I'd like you to issue a restraing order to be sure that bum stays away" & then she shook her finger at me. The witch!