Well it don't take much for me to do my thing all I need is a mic and a ring magazine big beats 'a pumpin while the guitar blasts I am not the problem, what ya gonna do make the punk mother fuckers wanna kick my ass coming up to you I am not the problem I am not the problem I aint gonna solve 'em Im just gonna rob 'em rhyme stealer when you gonna learn that enough is enough gettin loud and hard when I'm in your mix I see your rank moves and your rhymes aint tough I caught the bomb and I'm gonna get six I am not the problem, what ya gonna do I am not the problem Im just gonna rob 'em I am not the problem, commin up to you I aint gonna solve 'em I pull up to the party in my seventy-five 0 rhyme stealer my car, my star, add it up- who's show skip mother fucker and I'll take it too that's how I'm living, that's how I are far I am not the problem, commin up to you Im just gonna rob 'em I am not the problem I am not the problem, what ya gonna do rhyme stealer I aint gonna solve 'em
He was the heavyweight king at the age of 21 he never had no mom, never had no dad from the streets of NY where they're all called mean and we like to build 'em up and we like to see 'em fall but he found his pot of gold, consequently came Givins his aunt and Cus Da'mato was all he ever had when they broke up it was him that was given finally taken down by a hooker five feet tall I said you gotta set him free [x4] when push comes to shove [x4] It was a battle of brains, a battle of wit so my man got his mad skills, Allan Durschwitz using this case as publicity tool but he left him out to dry, the judge was a fool so it's off to cell to meet the prison staff the first thing they do is want his autograph and I just laugh cause he suffered the wrath now the man added time to his liberty path I said you gotta set him free [x4] when push comes to shove [x4] but he gets alot of love from the kids in Jodeci I heard he gets a lot of visits still he's got no family what Desiree sucks man on his new TV same name bitch but you look simular to me but thats another story, I'm gettin off track I said now when he gets out I think you better watch your back but when he gets out I think you better watch your back when push comes to shove [x4] I say they gotta set him free [x4] you might find yourself kid tagged and sacked we gotta set that motherfucker free
I got what you want, you know I got what you need gonna give you some disease See me come along my baby I'm going to feel you through the night I'm gonna see you in the morning close your breathe and hold your eyes I'm the break up dress inside your mess, going see you once a more trying to suprise, you know what I mean [x4] so I find you in the morning, lying on the floor Close your breathe and hold your eyes can I have all your digits, get a party on the floor baby I got something for you baby gonna leave you all alone trying to suprise, you know what I mean [x4] Close your breathe and hold your eyes Can you hear me, hear me, hear me
The Greatest [x2] you see my day-to-day thing, well let me tell you about the latest I must have been away too long, I don't think I can take it well this thing that's going on, theres no way I can fake it you see my day-to-day thing, in the story of the greatest it's been a while since its happened to me now [x2] don't you feel good [x2] gotta get to where I am, and don't you try to understand its been a while since its happened to me now [x2] are we seeing eye to eye, I'm believing all the lies you see my day-to-day thing, well let me tell you about the latest you see my day-to-day thing, in the story of the greatest dont you feel good, thats how you feel when you feel alright [x4]
Now it's my chance for a one night stand And i'm king of the can I'm a ladies man I got so many women hanging on my sleeve So many fine women you wouldn't believe Just wait till ya get near my feet I got elastic love for a tournament I can't stand the need now super freak
Come on and ride with me
See that nation by the barn With a foggy drink yeah that's a start We got big clothing that's a cure Now i took it home so what the hell
Back off Big black woman x2
Woke up this month to the greatest site Of the man who has to spend the night So the name was bad and i was good .45 check under the hood Like this
The only good thing that's creeping in city japanese cars, man, such a pity Elvis had fifty but this one's mine am radio suits me fine mean machine [x2] my daddy said son your gonna drive me to drinkin' mean machine [x2] brakes are good, tires- fair eatin' up two lanes I gotta find Sugar Ray can't stop now gimme all your money mean machine [x2] every now and then I drive just to get away sometimes I drive slow, sometimes I drive quick my daddy said son your gonna drive me to drinkin' [x2] so don't you dare mess with my mean machine a '68 coupe is all I need don't you dare mess with my mean machine it's long and slick and olive green [x3] Jesus saves, Domi shoots and scores I'm with stupid, caught my finger in the door I'm wookin pa nub, like revenge of the nerds don't you dare mess with my mean machine it's long and slick and olive green [x3] mean machine [x2] but my ass it's a play on words a '68 coupe is all I need my daddy said son your gonna drive me to drinkin' [x2] so don't ya dare mess with my mean machine don't fuck with it
Im a star fucker Houston, Detroit, Atlanta, Miami Im a star gonna miss out, yeah your gonna miss out [x2] miss out, gonna miss out, miss out and now your gonna I'm like the real world, I start in New York I'm in L.A. then Frisco [x2] turn it up turn it up [x2] I've gotta new God he's on the wheels of steel Boston, Chicago, Toronto, Seattle I got a problem, not the way it should be, but it makes me feel alright [x2] and now your gonna miss out, gonna miss out, miss out gonna miss out, yeah your gonna miss out [x2] turn it up turn it up [x4] I gotta new God he's on the wheels of steel I'm a star [x2] It's going down, down, down I got a new God he's on the wheels of steel I'm a star fucker turn it up, turn it up [x4]
I'm not the one to stay up all night I'm not the one to make it all come true but I am the one who's good at two but I am the one to turn off the light remote, remote control [x2] say you just dont care but you still wanna try it (then try it) [x2] 10 seconds down now I told you so but you didn't believe and I dont care I can't say the word now you gotta goal that you didn't achieve it's not my fault I didn't get past third say you just dont care but you still wanna try it (then try it) [x2] I'm not the one to stay up all night remote, remote control [x4] 10 seconds down but I am the one to turn off the light but i'm not the one to make it all come true but I am the one who's good it two say you just dont care but you still wanna try it (then try it) [x2] it's the death of rock 'n' roll and I'm killin' it [x3] 10 seconds down remote, remote control [x4] it's the death of rock 'n' roll and i'm...killin' it!
Ha, ha, touch the sky, won't come back till the day I die [x4] stay all night if the price is right, I told you so [x4] come to me [x4] the sun is shining, I got my life behind me [x2] beautiful morning beautiful morning ha ha touch the sky, wont come back till the day i die [x4] the sun is shining, I got my life behind me [x2] you can stay all night if the price is right, I told you so [x4] come to me [x4] I feel like the next contestant...
* = Mark left speaker # = Stan right speaker $ = Rodney right speaker * Chile Taco's, may I take your order please # What? * Ba da DA DA DA, BA DA la DA DA * Chile's Taco, may I take your order please or would you like to try... # Uh, no thanks, uh can I get two * Pull over to the window so I can see you * Pull over to the window so I can see you # Wait, can I get two soft taco's with sour cream? * Okay, can I take your order please? # Yeah, I said two soft taco's with sour cream * Whatever $ Get me one, getta shake # What kinda shake? Chocolate or vanilla? $ Chocolate # A large, a large chocolate shake * Large chocolate shake # Two green burritos * Two green buurrrrritos # yeah, two green with extra sauce * Okay # And ahhh wanna quesa chicken quesadilla * Okay, it's a deal $ Combo burrito # Okay, and a combo burrito $ Do you have enough money? # I got all the money, can you read that back please? * Yes, you'd like two big-Macs, quarter-pounder with cheese.. # No! No! did not, did not say hamburger * Would you like a twinkie? # Fuck! Burritos! $ (laughing in the background) * $4.50 at the window, thank you!
Jump up, jump back dare-devil woman try to tell me how to act your the best woman that I ever seen I feel mean, you look clean no jock, let's rock listen to the band rock, rock, rock too loud, too bad things were gonna do don't tell your dad I wanna ride your caboose (turn me loose) [x2] well I'm a king, you're a queen don't lie, let's fly you know there aint nothin that could take it so high can't be royal 'cause were so obscene take it from the train now I'm gonna get loose to the east, to the west the caboose, it's juiced never slowing down till you shoot your best I wanna ride your caboose (turn me loose) [x2] I can't breathe, I'm out of air when I'm back here all I see is your hair rushing this thing would be a capital crime I need time, to push a dime don't quit, this is it bumping & grinding yeah do the whole bit when the rhymes over so is the song I wanna ride your caboose (turn me loose) [x2] I'm done, I'm gone
Call you on the telephone baby talking all around supposing that your not alone you say your never really satisfied it's not enough it's never enough [x2] tell the truth, to find another lover [x2] saying that you can't be found finding it hard, finding it harder [x2] the room is kinda dark at night used to have you by my side seems the more I gave to you finding it hard, finding it harder kept us from being true you say your never really satisfied its not enough its never enough [x2] tell the truth, to find another lover
your throwin' sticks and stones, your breakin' my bones man I can see you got to leave it alone your trying hard, pushing hard, trying hard, pushing harder but I'm smartest, I want you to know this you gotta get down if you want to hang around [x3] and if you want to hang around you gotta get down what ever happend to girls that were freakin everybody was streakin it was no big thing man if I had the choice I'd bring it all back everybody's talkin' bout me gonna blow my stack you gotta get down if you want to hang around [x3] and if you want to hang around you gotta get down dance around the pool in a jock like Hammer g-string up my ass so my cheeks are getting tanner now I'm in the chaise lounge in a Burt Reynolds pose socks on my feet you know I got ugly toes motherfucker I'm Mark with a K not a C when I'm face down get a ride from McG you gotta get down if you want to hang around [x3] and if you want to hang around...you gotta get down