1971, we all heard the starter gun New York is such a pity But at Max's Kansas City we won
We all shot shit in the bar With Johnny O' Toole and his scar And then old Clive Davis said He's surely gonna make us a star Just the way
But with all his style I could see in his eyes Thet we is goin' on trial It was no surprise
The boys kept kickin' ass As usual time would tell But some bitch in the choir Threw water on the fires of hell She loved to shove and tell Lord, she loved to tell
But with all our style You could see in our eyes That we is still on trial And it was no surprise No surprise No surprise No surprise
Midnight lady Situation fetal vaccinate yo ass with yo phonograph needle
I say look it here A friend of mine Scratch like you need calomine Flamingo boots, soles a creakin' Still in love and Puerto Rican too
Ridin' on the wheels of hell Smokin' in our axle grease The backstage is rockin' And we're copping from the local polica That's right, the local police Or the juctice of peace
But with all our style You could see in our eyes That we is still on trial Baby, it's no surprise No surprise No surprise No surprise
Rock n' roll, junkie whore Got my foot inside the door Knock knock, knock kncok, knock Nobody's keepin' score
Bad time go away Come again some other day Topaz and sazzafraz Will keep the blues away
Candy store, rock n' roll Corporation jelly roll Play the singles, it ain't me It's programmed insanity
You Ascap, if BMI Could ever make a mountain fly If Japanese can boil teas The where the fuck's my royalties
Seems like the other day My baby went away She went away, 'cross the sea
It's been two years or so Since I saw my baby go And then this letter came from me
It said that we was through She found somebody new Oh, let me think, let me think What should I do
(Chorus) Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no no no no no (Remember), Walking In The Sand (Remember), walking hand in hand (Remember), the night was so exciting (Remember), her smile was so inviting (Remember), the she touched me cheek (Remember), with her fingertips (Remember), softly Softly we met with a kiss
Whatever happened to The gal that I once knew The girl that said, she'd been true Oh, whatever happened to The night I gave it to you What did I do with the night Oh...
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Whatever happened to That girl that I once knew That girl that said, she was true Whatever happened to That night I gave it to you What would you do with the night
I met a babe in a backseat drive-in Back in the saddle she'd sit Pulled on the reins just to keep me risin' She loved to chomp at the bit
Daddy do it, ooh, just do it Daddy do it, please let me see Do it, please just do it daddy Do it, do it, drivin' me crazy
She always walks with her eyes Down on her bootlace She lives to give it away She don't believe in the right time or the wrong place She's always liable to say
Daddy do it, ooh, just do it Daddy do it, please let me see Do it, please just do it daddy Do it, do it, drivin' me crazy
Cheese cake, looser than her sister Cheese cake, uum...her sugar gets me high She knows I can't resist her Cheese cake Got my fingers in her pie Cheese cake Cheese cake, sneakin' out the back door Cheese cake, rollin' down the lawn Everybody kissed her, cheese cake Oh, at the crack of dawn, cheese cake
Daddy do it, ooh, just do it Daddy do it, please let me see Daddy do it, please just do it daddy Do it, do it, do it, drivin' me crazy
Cheese cake, looser than her sister Cheese cake, uum...her sugar gets me high She knows I can't resist her Cheese cake Got my fingers in her pie Cheese cake
Oh... Take a walk in the warm New England sun Ain't no time to look for clues You get the point from Uncle Sam's loaded gun Who be the hand that light the fuse
A take a look, take a look at my old billy goat He used to raise all kinds of hell He took a dose of radiation dope A back in the barn is where he felt, like hell
Aar...Lucy, chromosome Lucy, superdome
What makes you think you patronizin' my old friends After you ride in my car, car What do you do when your oil's Mexican OPEC boys, you went too far, too far
Aar...Lucy, superdome Lucy, chromosome Aar...Lucy, papadum Lucy, sing the song
(Ah), dig it up (Ah), live it up (Ah), a dig it up (Ah), live it up
Flatbush boy cruisin' Sheepshead Bay His boardwalk mama just a sniff away Underground DMT, ridin' thunder train The Coney Island white fish boy is on the run again
Ooooh, runnin' with the pack Ooooh, and never lookin' back Ooooh, know's just where he's been That Coney Island white fish boy's Been there and back again
Sixteen years with his boardwalk queen And at steeplechase, she used to wet his dreams She combs her hair, that flamin' jewel Streaked with Clorox bleach Coney gettin' down and dirty Snortin' up the beach
And she'd be screamin' (Coney) And she'd be dreamin' (Coney) Go get 'em Coney
(Coney), Bone To Bone screamin' (Coney) She be screamin' (Coney)
In town Get back in town Get back, a get down Get back in town Coney! She'd be screamin' (Coney) Best believe it (Coney)
Hush a bye my baby soft and new Oooh, loveliness, gypsy dance in the rain Hush a bye my baby what you do Oooh, the baby cry The wind she's callin your name... (Mia) Ooooh... (Mia) ooooh... (Mia) Ooooh... (Mia) ooooh...
Where you came from you ain't alone Live and loved from the old jaw bone Oh, don't you cry you're home sweet home
Rock a bye sweet lady gypsy blue Oooh, the nightingale's singin' her song in the rain Hush a bye sweet lady, soft and new Oooh, don't you cry, the wind she's a screamin' your name... (Mia) Ooooh... (Mia) ooooh... (Mia) Ooooh... (Mia) ooooh...
Come too soon that sunny day You give your heart away No divorcee, or repouise...yeah...yeah