워너 산하 Atlantic과 계약을 맺고 메이저 데뷔를 준비중인 백인 MC Apathy가 그간 언더그라운드에서 갈고 닦았던 99년~2003년까지의 싱글트랙들을 모은 베스트 앨범. 힙합 팬들에게는 이미 "Next Eminem"으로 엄청난 기대를 모으고 있는 그의 실력을 확인하기에 부족함이 없다. 힙합이 지닌 단순함의 힘을 최대한으로 증폭시킨 비트와, 흑인음악의 중핵 적인 요소들을 갖춘 샘플링 위로 자유자재로 흘러가는 Apathy의 놀라운 플로우의 힘을 느낄 수 있는 작품으로, 7L, J.Rawls, Havoc(of Mobb Deep), DJ Premier등의 참여진용들도 앨범에 엄청난 내공을 실어주고 있다. 2CD에 무려 45트랙이 담겨있는 힙합씬 차세대 “Big Thing”의 메가톤 급 작품! .... ....
[Verse 1: Apathy] I feel energetic enough to jettison right off the planet Come back down to Earth and splash in the Atlantic Deeper than Atlantis and navigating the Nautilus Im areonautic as NASA with data of astrologists You can't swallow this I'll never be eaten Defeated a beatin as long as I'm breathin I'm never retreatin The street sweepin' heat seekin' beat freakin' deep being Got you weak creeps fleeing if you caught sleepin' I slaughter slice saute' slay dice mics Display nice tight lyrics whenever I recite I damage your physical whether minumum or maximum Spinnin 'em and spittin at 'em till my raps platinum Pluck platinum plaques from walls And fuckin smash 'em into pieces so small A microscope couldnt pack 'em in I back 'em into corners from powerful forces Devour thier corpses and carve 'em with corkscrews Force crews to lose when I nail 'em like horseshoes Better pay dues cause I spray dudes Like Jeru's mind with rhymes so ahead of my time 8 planets rotate around the Earth instead of nine Cuz I destroyed the Earth with a verse in the past Which is now the present time so prepare for the blast When it's all said and done all the emcee's is smashed The Demigodz land as the last in they class
Chorus x4
Yo I'm every emcee It's all of me That's the way it is Way it's gotta be
[Verse 2: Rise] Every emcee can't match how I done this the wickedest flow I'll be 90 with a young chick that's with me for dough So fat I got a T-Shirt that's hanging as a curtain And when they said your nice they meant only as a person For certain you need someone to yell at ya crew When me an Ap connect we make green like yellow and blue Please tell me the truth you wish ya felony's true Cuz you that kid in the class that kept smellin the glue But I'm a rational cat I make insane choices Rise I kill wack rappers and blame voices They useless like my card when it's maxed out I talk shit and throw stones at a glass house I be loved by classy women and floozy's Crowds love me like game like Lucy I write loosely It's been a while I been raw We started something you don't know what you in for Rise'll make you practice wish you had tactics to match this Talkin to myself in my ad libs Access new you aint heard us before The same name as the Germans in war They wouldnt let us through the door so we came through the floor Cut a hole throught the ceiling with the use of a saw Now girls stare but alot of they heads are filled with air Easy like the first question on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" Yeah the same girls denying 'em sex Find out you signing some checks will have you signing they breasts A foul cheater I tell wifey how much I need her Then I sleep with your girl and blame it on the way you treat her Make her leave you than leave her in pain from the lies She tatooed my rap name than I changed it to Rise Access and Demigodz 2 cliques from above We roll deep our cliques thicker than Mother Love
[Verse 1 - Apathy] Yo I got the force that could knock a Sumo wrestler down Professional sound that's puttin' rappers flesh in the ground Scared of a candid-cameras for plantin' a bomb But takin' shots with mechanical cannons in my arm A verbal-tech battle mech ready to flex You step to me next you get metal machete's to necks Then I slice jugular veins, crushin' your frame 'Till the pressure from the skull plates bustin' your brain I'm the type to spit and make you say "that's fuckin' insane" And when your not payin' attention, I'll be touchin' your dame I could make your whole squads frames bust in to flames So why you speak on my name? you got nothin' to gain Except two black eyes, a broke jaw, and a broke nose I hope foes know I got nothin' but dope flows I'm spittin' perfectly verbally Ap's eternally as intricate as surgery or fixin' broken circuitry
[Chorus] It's like boom bap, fuck your rap You ain't ready for Celph and you ain't ready for Ap It goes boom bap, fuck your rap 'Cause you might get smacked with the back of the gat
[Verse 2 - Celph Titled] Yo everybody on the wall get the fuck out yo position And focus on the God with the raw power of six men Look me in the phone book, my math be unlisted Got top secret formulas with 7th wonders orbit systems You know the signature, the Celph titled literature Get intricate with flows and carry mechanisms to spit at cha Who want what? I sell beats for G-notes Put three in your fleece coat and tie your neck to a ski-boat You know I make the heat disasterly spill And let the chrome sparkle like Master P's grille Nigga's say godammit he's ill why ain't he blow yet? I came before Christ, hip hop wasn't even known yet The only time you catch me holdin' my tongue Is if I cut it off and gripped it and spit more linguistics Beyond long distance, dial the chrome for assistance And use my sharp looks to bag hundreds of bitches Self-pachino, you know the name from the beat down Amputate my arms and I still wont put the heat down This is prophecy, don't make me repeat this Put a magnet to your data and leave your files deleted Motherfucker!
"I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings I have no rival, no man can be my equal."
[Verse 1] I spit, to make the mic like a flammable torch "It's understandable" my mind is a mechanical force And I'm a cannibal my mandible is chewin' ya corpse "I'm tyrannical, a vandle of intangible sorts Not a mineral a mammal or an animal, I'm. Metaphysical, the syllables in critical rhymes Flows blowin' off ya limbs like invisible mines Been invincible with rhymes since the biblical times A warlord with a sword from the Mongul Horde Speak the tongue of the lord, to bless my vocal chords They tried to resurrect hip-hop, but faith is gone So I'll take it over by force like Ghengis Khan If you say it ain't raw, you better pray to Allah Cuz I got an arrow that'll travel straight thru the jaw Got breath control, flow like a ship with a sail Divine when I spit, like if I sipped from the grail Cuz I'm immortal
Hook repeats twice "I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings I have no rival, no man can be my equal." IMMORTAL
[Verse 2] I'm underground like communities of homeless bums Sleepin' by the third rail where the A Train runs My brain strains to lift freight trains from off the ground When I'm walkin' around, I'm the talk of the town Cuz I harness mental powers scientists don't understand So I'm on the low hiding from the average man In a bad savage land I'm rockin' a gas mask With black gats attached to snaps on back packs To easily grip, when frequency blips Alert me to intruders in the sewers where I secretly sit Fine tunin' my rhymes until I got the hottest style Then wrestle the mics from mutated crocodiles That slipped into the pipes sometime in '88 Now they taste nuclear waste that makes 'em radiate I'm subterranean, and melt the steel titanium
With powers of urainium comin out of my crainium. immortal
Hook repeats twice
[Verse 3] I'll walk thru Hell till it freezes If Reverend Run sells his Addidas I stomp cats and leave a path of skeletal pieces Ya'll are washed up like shellfish on beaches I'm a genius that's developed speeches deeper than telekinesis My immortality's recorded on record Never distorted, contorted it into 240 seconds You pressed ya single up but nobody will hear you Like that Puerto Rican flag CD hangin' off ya rear view GET READY TO RUMBLE, let's get busy I'll spin the axis backwards, make ya planet dizzy Decapitatin' catchin' the quickening when I'm spittin I be wettin motherfuckers like a christening and cripplin' Ya click, quick with equipment equipped Like bloods blast crips My hammer never clicks, pack back up clips Slaughter all the competition when rippin a mortal man And cut ya heads off, like only an immortal can
Hook repeats twice
Apathetic is immortal, I'll live forever "Forever, forever ever, forever ever?" One Two is immortal, I'll love forever "Forever, forever ever, forever ever?" Celph Titled is immortal, he'll live forever "Forever, forever ever, forever ever?" Open Mic is immortal, he'll live forever "Forever, forever ever, forever ever?"
(Man Speaking) I would like to take a few minutes of your time to... Give you eh..The evidence on a few typical cases... Cases of individuals, which I consider so dangerous to this nation
(All) 4, 3, 2, 1
(Celph Titled) In this rap game you can say your better than me But on the streets you can't crack as many heads as me I take beef seriously; I'd rather beat you with the mic than let you battle me with the rhymes you wrote last night Those battles in the park you can save that for the 80's How I'm a let niggaz when they whole crew tried to degrade me Give me your albums, run to the store sell 'em back Flatten your frame and use your body as a welcome mat No hospitality, I'll jus show you a hospital I make moves and do things, even God would say's impossible A wild animal, eager to break the chain lock Your bitch wasn't Asian, but she sure as hell could "Bangkok" I get paid just to talk over beats Step in your hood, act like I own it, walk all over your streets A lot of herbs don't like Celph, and say he's not underground But I'm a blow soon, so y'all can jus hate on me now I represent New York City, and the life that it leads Hustle for dough and stick a ho until her fucking pussy bleeds
(Open Mic) Ayyo I'm too hot blow the spot Nitroglycerin Sizzling Dropping more lines then fisherman With hooks to keep you listen Feel the friction Cuz my diction Going to make you move like eviction Demigodz in the jurisdiction Keep it in mind like intuition You think you hitting but your missing Cats wishing That they had the ammunition To witness the documentary Of how my raps written I inhale a breath within my chest before I'm blessing hip-hop I'm taking every shot I got like bulletproof vests I never said that I'm the best but I'm better than you Try to step but I'm ten steps ahead of your crew I'm deaden you And every fake move you make Embedding you in the dirt Till I cause earthquakes Say you never heard of me But your ho knows my name Yo it's Open Mic Screaming on tracks like Lois Lane
(Apathy) You couldn't spit if you were a virgin bitch who hates swallowing Leave you wit fat lips like chicks getting collagen Implants to enhance Lips to blow My dick for dough I'm slick rocking kicks and clothes Your girl buys me A little upset it don't surprise me I get more freaks between sheets than the Isleys My record is tight for wrecking the mic I know some ho at my shows getting naked tonight And all the promoters know if i'm setting it right They'll be cops in riot gear expecting a fight I'm off the hook Ya'll are just soft and shook So don't start it The meanest in Adidas Make a genius look retarded Ap's got more raps Than cats got drug raps Slug caps Or gats on thug tracks I need somebody to blast that Cuz I got the bomb set Like a Vietnam vets flash back
(Celph Titled) Yo, I rip the head off niggaz that try to oppose And I don't like to talk to hoes Unless they don't where clothes Any rapper out there that think they better than Celph Can get decapitated with your head on my shelf Jus as a little trophy that I like to collect I make beef jerky strips from the skin on your neck I throw your hype man off the stage from running his mouth Me and my niggaz on the corner straight dunnin it out With the semi-auto heat complete with chrome nozzle Jump on the FDR with the whip at full throttle My ancestors came from the island in Cuba Now I transcend the legacy thru chips in computers And take trips to Bermuda, with nothing else to do Swear my self under the oath and never tell the fucking truth I be so blasphemous I seek shelter in storms Beyond the norm avoid the lightning when i'm in human form Every verse I write is classic felt by heads everywhere Celph Titled number one master of the dragon's lair A bone carpenter make figurines out of your skeleton Rob you of your soul and take it with me back to hell again
(Open Mic)(Apathy) Picture perfectionism Whenever I bless the rhythm I make heads spin like Rock Steady exorcisms Open Mic's the type of emcee who rips scenes Bullets stream i'm cutting you clean like wolverine With claws popped After the verse your jaws dropped I'm raw hot Big dick You're all small cock I'm gangsta (Wait, no he's not) I'm atomically nuclear solar supernova hot Defeating me is an impossible plan I burn emcees like a tropical tan Because no obstacle can Stand in the way of one unstoppable man I knock your dick in the dirt And put your face in the sand For those who bite or copy me I'm striking like the lottery The mic's apart of me That goes together like ghettos and poverty And don't follow me It's possibly due to my high velocity Philosophy (And I'll fuck your mom muthafucka)
(Apathy)(Celph Titled) I got the whole entire planet saying Apathy's fly That's why they play me in their walkmans till their batteries die From the thugs at crack spots That listen with gats cocked To cats on laptops To jock whatever Ap drops These underground backpacker's think I'm crazy Cuz my favorite emcees are Biggie Smalls and Jay-Z I'm dropping data that could make your Pentium break And dick that could make a veteran lesbian straight You want to test like a ??? competed Stop playing Ap will never be defeated I leave the competition mentally stressed Like teenage girl taking a pregnancy test You better drop the mic from your hand You ain't the man You jus an overly obsessed fan like Stan When you finally built the courage to spit ask Celph (Yo the songs over money you played your self)
Ladies and gentlemen this is dedicated to all you freaks who like to fuck you could call it mood music for an intimate night or simply the soundtrack to a one night stand
[Verse 1: Apathy] I just wanna bang and if you cant hang Lose my number forget my name Cuz I just wanna bang and if you cant hang Lose my number forget my name...word!
Yo I love thick chicks,thick chicks I like to stick Every girl that I fucked knows I got a big dick And I can tickle a clit and I can cripple a bitch Wanna undo the bra lick the nipples and tits My style is from behind need Kibbles n' bits Run my tongue along the mouth just to tickle the lips Make you shutter with delight when I'm rubbing you right Got a evil grin cause I know we fuckin tonight Sayin something like I know that you lovin it right Grab your butt and bite soft where I'm bustin the white We'll be sippin wine laughin while we passin the time Next thing you know your on your stomach and I'm lickin your spine Got you on the bed hotter then a super nova sun Wet because your sprung off the Alien Tongue Make you cum when I lick you sweet like popsicles Cum shots'll tickle your thighs when drops trickle Lingerie's cute...but just an obstacle Miss let me kiss you where bikini's barely miss you And when your body is bare layin there I'mma stare in your eyes while I'm playin with your hair Yeah...curly and brown hella sexy Sit you on top ride backwards and wreck me Get you on lock no wack herbs can test me Tickle your spot on the man so you can sweat me
[Chorus] Let's get it on We can't go wrong If I bring you home and fuck you all night long Now I love pussy and you love dick So let's drop the bullshit strip,kiss,and stick
Let's get it on We can't go wrong If I bring you home and fuck you all night long Now I love pussy and you love dick So let's drop the bullshit strip,kiss,and stick
[Verse 2: Apathy] I WONDER IF I TAKE YOU HOOOME....would you scream or moan Swallow or spit...jump all over my shit or be afraid of the dick I dont wanna be quick but I'm impatient to lick Every orifice miss that you give me to stick Slip between hips pose for some sexual flicks So relax let me help you slide outta them clothes Pull your shoes off slow and lick your pretty little toes And not to be foul and I dont mean to be rude But...um spread your legs and pretend that your food Yeah...yummy and sweet like honey to eat She can't even speak I got her body so weak I need a hottie to freak I'll be wreckin it smooth Have her shakin' her hips like a Mexican groove I aint sayin' I'm the best I got nothin' to prove But I pin chicks to mats like a wrestlin' move And I do this and that and a blazay blah Hit 'em one at a time or have menage trois Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir? With prophylactic tactics, never tapped it raw
[Chorus] Let's get it on We can't go wrong If I bring you home and fuck you all night long Now I love pussy and you love dick So let's drop the bullshit strip,kiss,and stick
Let's get it on We can't go wrong If I bring you home and fuck you all night long Now I love pussy and you love dick So let's drop the bullshit strip,kiss,and stick
uh hmmm......Thats dedicated to all you fellas out there who see a female you like she's blazin and all that and you wanna kick game to her skippin the bullshit completely... you wanna handle business... this is what you do... You memorize the lyrics to my song and you go up and you talk to this girl and be like "ay yeah I'm a rapper (MC such and such) yo check out this verse I got"... And you spit her this verse... And I dont care if that girl is refined and respectable and all into that woman shit she's gonna feel it and she's gonna think about you sayin that shit and she's gonna be like "Damn he's on some other shit"... And all those thoughts are gonna accumulate in her head... And I'm telling you what, you're gonna get that ass son I promise you...
[Apathy] No one can math the accuracy of Apathy My brain thinks rapidly Automatically adapted when competition is tapped into my Mainframe, biting my styles like downloading files But I react with raps that suckas hack Y'all can get the scrotum I manifest the cybernetic explosion To overload your modem when I decode 'em And bring the cryptic simplistic firewalls I assault with fireballs Through fiber optic lines in line with rhymes in cyberspace My face print across the screen Glow white-green digitizing a fight scene In actual reality I'm sitting in my basement In virtual reality I'm fighting +Matrix+ agents On planet Earth I control your mind when I say shit In cyberspace I control computers 'cause they're basic Binary code talks with tons of zeroes and ones But this hero's begun to master their tongue So I'm speaking to your Pentium Beyond the new millennium So ready your ??? ??? forms the data when I enter them Digital, physical, spiritual and mathematical You motherfuckers better be Apathy compatible
Digital, physical, spiritual and mathematical You motherfuckers better be Apathy compatible
Digital, physical, spiritual and mathematical You motherfuckers better be...
[Celph Titled] Alias, max fabulous My tongue attacks hazardous Quantum leap continuously through time passages I pull you right out the truck by your ear lobe And throw you off the roof and still be considered you're hero I'm hungry for the dinero Don't make me see you Vice grip your torso and squeeze you till you're see through My fam is ??? while even my grandmoms'll snuff you And ?? you up in a tussle and beat you with a belt buckle I make Master P-ieces with enough Silkk to Shock shit You can C-Murder, No Limitations when my glock spit I get goosebumps after giving niggaz two lumps Straight up fuck your shorty and leave that bitch with a loose cunt! Celph Titled, the man with razor sharp talent And accurate, authentic techniques to leave you off balance With raw talent, my rhymes will shatter through your physical Repeat my voice in digital, ???? ??? ???? The Rubix Cuban, sell out in every vinyl store Don't make lift your skull and have to whip you with your spinal chord My skills will keep your ears open, like a Vulcan And put you out of work like Chevy Chase and Macaulay Culkin Digital, physical, spiritual and mathematical You motherfuckers have better be Celph compatible
Digital, physical, spiritual and mathematical You motherfuckers have better be...
Just give me a chance to explain I'm enhanced in the brain Hip hop MC, b-boy stance ingrained In my neural fabric Fuck internet static My status is static free Now imagine me Sweating what they say about the AP I'll never let it faze me 'Cause y'all are soft as Teletubbies and Beanie Babies For MC's I kill ? ?? ?? But you can still never see me like ??? ??? Got your shorty in a Ford Explorer To explore her Give her foreplay, make her beg for more and ignore her I store a backup disk of every diss Scroll down a long list Click to inflict ?? ?? ??? ?? ?? Computating the data that could be badder that lets it out of my mouth In every rhyme bout I'm victorious 'Cause I train with The Brain Jumping jacks with raps laborious work Like a wrestler I'm ripping through your shirt Body slam your mind in the dirt Suckers get hurt, jerk Digital, physical, spiritual and mathematical You motherfuckers better be Demigod compatible
Digital, physical, spiritual and mathematical You motherfuckers better be Demigod compatible
Digital, physical, spiritual and mathematical You motherfuckers better be Demigod compatible
(Verse 1- Apathy) I'm the alien tongue, you can call me Apathy Motherfucker's who wanna battle me better have backup batteries I'm burying Calvary and turn them in to causalities Then casually spread their dead bodies across the galaxy You don't wanna get fucked, you better stick with chastity You got some audacity of even thinkin' of rappin' with me I automatically tear up the human anatomy And make you lose phatness like your taking off calories Philosophy majors couldn't imagine or fathom me It's heavy like walking on planet's with no gravity Gradually I'll open up my own academy Where professors will lecture upon the intellect of Apathy Now I got groupies grabbin' me, jealous rapper's dreamin' of stabbin' me Coming to shows and tryin' to blast at me This bastard be the baddest over a beat With battery acid in glasses and labeled as incomplete
(Verse 2 - Open Mic) You take back on the rack like a Lex Luger maneuver You're (???) like Bret Hart and caught the sharpshooter I'm live like Monday Night in the main event fight Like I work for Ted Turner, people do what I write A Million Dollar like Austin Stone Cold Wrestlin in bed with your woman, put your moms in a sleeper hold I've been told that I'm the champ of the world I get more ass than Ric Flair, catch stares from the Nitro Girls stack like (?), hotter than (?) heat Like corny gangs, we can have this match in the street If you knew the deal you would kept it real like Shamrock Like Shawn Michaels you faggot with your hand on McMahon's cock Get your ass kicked every week like Vince And start actin like Sting and never speak When I cum/come in the ring, like a condom gettin smacked Knock your ass the fuck out and stamp my logo on your back
(Hook - 4X) Aiyyo that kid is marvelous
(Verse 3 - Open Mic) You wanna battle my crew, you must be smokin' moldy crack This ain't butt fucking so there'll be no holdin' back When it's your turn you get burned like whores on Howard Stern This ain't KRS but it's your turn to learn I'll have ya stuck in a bad position like hounds screwin' And when you leave the stage and hear the whole damn crown booin' While ya playa hatin' when they throw my tape in Pass the microphone; I'll leave ya bloody like a butcher's apron Where ya comin' from think that you're nice, I'm tight You're slower than the second coming of Christ The Demigodz don't fuck around like (?) prostitutes And after this hit your gonna know who gots the loot
(Verse 4 - Apathy) I minimize your planets size My shit is fly like Janet's thigh I'll throw my pen in the Atlantic and watch the titanic rise I scan the jungle like a predator with infrared, in my head is mechanic eyes I fantasize of wives with slanted eyes and a family of samurais Hold up let me summarize Apathy is ampin' up the track, turn the beat down Ya'll are straight bitches like pissin with the seat down We can get down; we can make the earth go 'round We can battle your crew and run you out of town Apathy be crushin' any planet that he stands on Demigodz are rougher than a sandpaper tampon
(Hook - 4X) Aiyyo that kid is marvelous
Punks beware, girls stop and stare, the sure shot MC's for the affair Punks beware, girls stop and stare, the sure shot MC's for the affair
Apathy...Atlantic Records That's what works, baby You ready to do it? Let's go
Yeah, yeah yo... I'm old school, like analog opposed to Pro Tools And blow through your whole crew like Triple-X when he hold tools The intellect is so cool, I freeze the cerebellum When I'm blowin' air up in your melon I'm compared to a felon with an infallible flow Imagine me rappin' like I wanna hurt you Worms will tunnel holes through your body then push that dirt through I'm Jesus with telekinesis, I'm Moses, so focus I open up the oceans with basic human emotions I ain't boastin', I'm that bastard that bathes in battery acid You makin' Apathy mad, and you taken out in a bag Zip from your cranium to your ankles I study the radius and the angles To turn those who oppose into angels with halos Guitars and harps, my bars are so sharp Marine biologists study me instead of jaws of sharks It's too deep, a few sleep like we goin' to nuclear war Put my CD on sale and see what it do to your store
[Intro] Yeah, Chelsea Clinton. Where you at bitch?
[Celph Titled speaking] Yeeeaaahhhh you monkey motherfuckers. This is Celph Titled, the motherfuckin' Trife-A-Saurus Rex. And I've got my motherfuckin nigga Majik Most. About to molest every female bitch in your fuckin family. You want more info? Dial 1-900-Get-Fucked-Up. For twenty-five stitches a minute. I don't give a fuck if you're handicapped. You talk that shit, I'll bust a handy cap in that ass. Yo, Majik, bust them in the head and leave 'em retarded. Bring that shit nigga!
[Majik Most]: Majik Most is here now, stop tryin' to rhyme Even your mom says you just wastin' your time I'll catch you in line as you apply for Medicaid And beat you in the skull with a prosthetic leg Majik's got it made all in-between your girls thighs Any tough guys get smashed and pulverized I'm off the hook like fish alibi's Why diss? It's high risk, try this, die quick in your whip With a windshield wiper through your iris You not feelin' this? I'll crush your grandmothers hip Then strip the emergency bracelet off her wrist I love to shoot the gift Man I rock a Santa suit when inside a vocal booth I'll blast you through the roof Just to show and prove Oh you still want beef? (ah ha ha) I'll bust your chops Fuck you up like a Cyclops In a weed spot with no eye drops Motherfuckers Hip hop is back (yeah yeah) But you're a faggot in drag Rockin' a dress That used to be your dads I'll choke you with your do-rag Slam you on a concrete slab Oh you mad?! Cause Majik Most is so dope, I whack kids Hijack the city bus with my man Dutch Massive Hit the strip club Celph and Ap got free passes Every verse I write, considered classic
[Apathy] A suplex Superman like a girl in a skirt Bury you in the dirt Rappers get placed in a world of hurt You tryin' to mack a dame but your game doesn't work You should feel lame and ashamed when you go home and jerk Cause I be havin' big titty bitches buying my shirt While you lurkin' in the bushes with a perverted smirk So jealous of the way I be ridin' the track You put your walkman on my rap And fantasize that you're Ap But I'll be shittin' on you nerd motherfuckers for fun Till I make you mad enough to come to school with a gun Beat you up until you cry and take your money for lunch They'll be mopping up your face by the twentieth punch You faggots get ghost Puttin' holes in the fabric of clothes My automatic blows metal through the back of your domes I'm mackin' your hoes Rapid flows that'll roast opponents Who play me close or battle with Majik Most
[Louis Logic] Stop a second and drop your weapon bitch (biiitch!) I meant to kill you back when the doctor stepped in And said your mom was pregnant Stomp the section of her stomach Where a baby doll sleeps Roast beef with both feet Wearing weighted golf cleats Leave behind a blood trail and a bottle of Seagram's Gin Covered in my bloody finger print and blame my evil twin But since I didn't see you there I'll burn your studio I'll fill you with warm slugs like you turned marsupial I'm like a savage bushman Chargin' through the outback I'll kick you in your asses cushion Whether with or without rap Whether with or without Ap, Celph or Majik Most I'll smash your nose And drag your ghost right out from your fractured bones I'll have your folks singin' church songs, dressed in black Your former fans only question asked is "Where has that herb gone?" I'll stab you Carve you with a sharp knife and tag you With bad news So you know my name and what have you
[Celph Titled] A lot of rappers gonna die this year and that's the truth And I'll probably end up responsible for a few Communication ain't a problem My guns speak all languages Gimme what I want Or be a dumb nigga, brainless! I'm the complete opposite with drug fiend chicks I know straight-edge bitches that'll smoke crack to suck my dick Floss through the hood and stack chips by the cases I've got more whips than a slave-master dominatrix I wont even do a cameo I get paid for my ad-libs Visit your girl and fuck her from her baby-back ribs You might as well go snow skiing or somethin' It's your only chance to rock ice without frontin' Throw a monkey wrench in your program Make you go ape shit Attach your head to a launching space ship Give you a face lift It's basic Bury your corpse under the basement I'm ill enough to start a drug war with the Jamaicans Don't make me have to pop your collar bone Put the silence on the chrome And let my Rottweilers roam Thirsty for blood Ready to shatter your brain I talk a lot of shit on records but I can back up my claims Motherfucker!
Apathy, Celph Titled, Lexicon Another cheap shot banger
(Code Name?) Ap (How You Roll?) Acura Your wack quips inferior my interior is immaculate rims spinnin' and glimmerin' in the sun with an air freshener the scent of a cinnamon bun got a girl in the passenger seat, a passionate freak and while I'm passin' the jeep, I'm blastin' a beat I told her put down that import tuner and face Ap head to head in my lap like we was racin' a track
(Code Name) Celph (How you roll?) Navigator Aggravated assault, we spittin' laughin at you haters find me out on the pacific coast with fly Philippine mommies 9mm launch the shells behind me highly civilized in a civic with chrome rims opponents drop gems you get around in old Tims in New York Celph Titled's like a sewer rat push up on your girl 'till she's like "STOP DOIN' THAT!"
(Code Name?) Nick (How you Roll?) A Saturn With a cracked windshield that forms a pattern So when the lights hit it, it looks just like ice but the scratches on the side make the chicks look twice I'm sittin on 14's, factory stock watch me throw it in 5th and make the whole whip block rattle shimmy and shake the shocks 'till they crack (it's whack) but super-powered by the L on the back
(Code Name?) Oak (How you roll?) In a Civic (How you livin'?) So-so, my boy dinged the door but all's forgiven plus my hubcap kinda looks absurd from that time I was high, misjudged, and drove up on the curb now I'm flippin' through the pages of an import tuner gettin' jealous, lookin' at two things I need sooner than later, now I'm droolin' so I grab a tissue I need a new car and that honey from the May issue
[Verse 1 - Celph Titled] I'm an accident just waitin' to happen Plus i'm an insane muthafucka with a hunger pain, To be the first blastin And my gun's a Gatling, forcin' crews to break up And stickin' up rappers when they walkin' outta Jacobs I'm on the block with my dogs, walkin you cats To the depths of Hell, I could have you offed in a snap Lookin awkward at ya rear view See my scope peer though? And hope ya still here to, see your career through Shoulda seen the bullets racin' in Now homicide don't know where the shell casings went Even the finest forensic scientist can't fuck with me Gettin super ugly with a Ruger right in front of me Aimin' it at ya mothers tummy You claim ya carryin' heat? please... Go finance ya hooptie and you'll find that... That's the only time you RE-lease Cuz you ain't never bust a gat, bitch you're bout as ill as a cure Get my finger near a trigger, i'ma spill it for sure Fire repetitive shots, leave you beheaded for not... Respectin' Celph Titled, is you stupid or not? I came thru wildin' on a murder all mission And left you fuckin' dead, like a perverted mortician
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[Verse 2 - Esoteric] Cats i've assaulted, call me the high exhaulted Esoterrorist, their cleverest nemesis I'll forever diss these cats, it's effortless Sever their wrist, with this disc on the premises muthafuckas Journalists said there's none better You weak creeps read it and weep like love letters I bring malice We smash ya palace Weave past cats like Steve Nash in Dallas I did ya man a favor by writin' his words When he didn't have the money that my writin' is worth Fuck with Esoteric, you go right in a hearse When you mention dope cats, Seamus Ryan is first Cuz I keep spittin' heat, till i'm dyin' of thirst While you try rehearse, you better tighten your verse Demigodz... labels try to sign us at birth Just knowin' we could be the finest rhymers on Earth
[Verse 3 - Apathy] I'll rip a whole in the ozone And leave you suckas spinnin' in space I'll spit in ya face To show you how a clitoris taste At this pace, you bitches'll never finish the race I'll play the shit from your tapes and make you admit it's a waste You're always after the cash and after the ass But you'll only be ashes and gas after the blast It doesn't matter if ya made of matter or mass I'm releasin raps so powerful they're shatterin' glass Put a rapper in a cast from his neck to his toes Dissectin' my foes... peel away the flesh from the bone Testin' ya dome, to see if it can take the pressure from blows That are thrown like small stones in a cyclone I'm terrible, beatin you faggots And tearin the beat into fragments Then eatin rappers... Like Tarrantulas feedin' habbits You drop lines, that you fuck hot dimes But ya cock size will make her eyes roll counter clockwise I'll crush rhymes with a singular rhyme If you can't take the weight, it'll injure ya spine I'm not ill like walkin in the projects with a nine I'm ill like movin' solid objects with my mind I was designed by a scientific staff That studied metaphysics and math Tryna' develope the perfect paragraph I'm spittin raps that'll make ya mother laugh Then travel over water and land, like a hover craft I raise my staff like Moses Then open up the oceans, Till transarent walls of waves are exposin'... Whales in motion, floatin'... While deadly tiger sharks are approachin' Ready to rip 'em open
[Verse 1] I master my steez, disaterous to wacker MC's Attacking with ease, and bring a bat to shatter your knees I'm badder than these... Rappers screaming, "Apathy please, show mercy" But their begging doesn't matter to me I'm allergic to wacker rappers, and automaticaly sneeze So when they rap after me, I try not to breathe Blow flows into tissue like boogies and snots Cock the hammer, pop the glock like a rookiesh cop And when bitches see me rock, their pussy gets hot Got 'em counting down the days that it took me to drop And when the records in the store, you'll be begging for more Cause you never heard a style like this perfected before From the surface of the Earth to the center of the core Epidermis of a girl or placenta of a whore All the verses in the World couldn't settle the score Causy Apathetic is the master of the deepest metaphors
[Verse 2] I'll snatch your link, just to make you think I draw gats quicker than the human optical blinks Have you terrified, washing your sweaty face in a sink Cause you pussy like a porn star dressed in pink I'm on the brink of blowing to being thrown in the clink Cause I start fights with cats like my shit don't stink You think you gigantic, but you Titanic sink I'm dynamic with ink, making larger heads shrink I don't rock ice, don't even like ice in drinks Go south for the winter, to hot for ice rinks You flow soft, knock your nose off like the Sphinx Hit hoes off, that's why your girls see's me and winks I'm the sleeziest rap fink, Hip-Hop's Larry Flynnt Hard to see like black tints, cats squint to glimpse Never leave hints, photos, or finger prints I'm down low, below underground macs and pimps You new jack's and whimps, try hard, but cum limp While my name is getting print across billboards and blimps Ap Bar-B-Ques you shrimps, leaving my imprints An inch in your skull before you could even flinch Battle me, step up and die So let me clarify, that I terrify Paralyze, while you sit there and cry I never lie, verify I travel without moving like Ap was Jamiroquai
[Celph Titled] Yo what the fuck are y'all thinkin' Lettin Apathy get on the mic That's like unleashing a fucking atomic bomb Yo this is Celph Titled the mutherfuckin mother molester Yo Apathy rip the spines outta these mutherfuckers
[Apathy] I'm gonna spit an incredible verse Your head'll reverse and BURST Till blood chemicals squirts all over medical shirts Professional works of arts spark exceptional words SHORT CIRCUIT MICS and cause an electrical surge Rhymes shine like lights off of pieces of ice My speech is precise Psyche like telekinesis in fights Rhymes reaches heights of beacons and satellites What man can scan Venus and find pieces of mics My fetus type was genius like Spit with the speed of light Strike in the night STRIP YOU OF YOUR ADIDAS STRIPE You see this indy white Cause you couldn't be this tight I'ma torture your wife while my fist squeezes the vice Which unleashes the spikes Brains leeches and mice Right on the beaches in spice Till she screeches with fight [aahh] The meanest to recite reaches for the weakest device And releases to the people saying JESUS HE'S NICE I'm a bad man Managed to damage an amateur While I slap slackers and backpackers My raps shatters you wack matter FOREVER Clever and still better with skill to sever your head so BET THAT I'M ILL On the best records erected and ripped it in record I erupted and ruptured your wack label built into wreckage Respect this Apathetic is magnetic electric effected And known to charge negative when I set it
[Chorus x2] 1, 2, 3, to the 3, 2, 1 so hot with the tongue I can melt down the sun Stack raps and tons I pack gats and guns For tryna test Ap but I've just begun
[Apathy] I'm electrically charged like jumper cables got attached to the mic Jackin you white I got a black gat with a sight [blau] I sat up on a satellite last Saturday night Beefin with a space rapper till we BATTLE FOR MICS I can think about you makin shatter platinum and ice You try flattery and Apathy will flatten you twice Just to obtain the fame or be half as nice You'd have to train everyday twice a day for HALF YOUR LIFE Every emcee I see wanna be as live as me I'm at the level of perfection that prescribes to be I got insight Don't even need my eyes to see All knowin' Nothin on earth surprisin' me I'm on some fly shit Some ol' open up your eyes shit Superhero for rap Never be the sidekick Cats try to see in my mind like they was psychic By I kick the lines that spine shatter when I spit SPECTACULAR Spectators are left spellbound Helpless like women rape victims being HELD DOWN I'm like a nuclear facility in meltdown Radiate your physical makin your spirit HELLBOUND Comin from CT Rockin in 3d THROWIN ROOTBEERS IN YOUR FRIDGE FOR TRYNA SEE ME
[Chorus x2]
[Celph Titled] Just Begun Just Begun Just Begun Just Begun Just Begun Just Begun Just Begun Just Begun
Intro cuts : "You know, in school. Everyone tries their very best to learn good habits So we're going to try to do the very same thing As we sing."
Verse 1 (character: Jeff) All star quarterback, varsity letter, I drive a Jetta A popular kid, my parents give me all my cheddar Plus I date Heather, the flyest girl in our school I got a very large house, with an inground pool I rock Polo and Abercrombie & Fitch, I'm rich Pompous and arrogant, makin' fun of nerd clicks You motherfuckin' freaks and geeks are dumb With ya painted white face, and pierced nose and tongue I pass my classes with ease and get an "A" Cheatin. cause if I don't pass, I don't play I'll shove you in ya locker and I'll get in ya face Put you in ya place, cause you fuckin nerds are a waste of air Black clothes, blank stare, died hair You could die tommorow and nobody would care I'll push on the floor when all the halls are crowded But you're just a wimp, whatcha gonna do about it?
(Hook) No more homework, no more books No more teachers dirty looks No more detentions no more "F's" No breath inside your chest. No more homework, no more books No more teachers dirty looks No unpopular, no more cool No more. school
Verse 2 (character: girl) Four years of high school, I can't believe its here My senior year, waitin for the crowd to cheer, at graduation I haven't decided my occupation, but my major in college is gonna be communications I'm nice to everybody in school, whether cool, or uncool. I'm neutral An outstanding pupil like my teachers say I never missed a single day Always on the honor roll, never less than an "A" I help jocks with their grades, even that jerk Jeff Who's an ass, but never woulda passed class with an "F" Kids he picks on are smarter then him, and smaller than him Never larger or taller than him But this one kid, named Jay. That jeff calls gay, and beats up, doesn't look very normal today So I give a little smile and he gives one back Then he walks by and reaches into his napsack I feel like I wanna run, but my whole body's stunned I can't believe it, but Jay's got a ..
(Hook)
Verse 3 (character: Jay) My name is Jason, a real big fan of death I sit back thinkin' of Jeff and I take a deep breath How'd I'd love to fire 30 slugs into his chest, till nothin' is left I'm always frustrated with stress, I want respect Back when I was 6 I'd dissect insects, and spray house pets with Windex I'm Beelzebub on drugs The intellect of a David Berkowitz, roamin' on the internet I'm sick of gettin pushed around bein' clowned When I'm the most powerful evil being in town I wake up at 5:30 and stare into space Walk into my parents room and shoot 'em both in the face Take a shower get dressed load my weapon for school Walk thru the hall, step over the large blood pool On the bus with a semi-automatic in knapsack Smile on my face, as I sit in the back Then I step into the building and I almost feel invincible Wave to the nurse, say hi to the principal Walk to to my locker, everything seems slow Then I Jeff. and here we go Weapons out the bag, people stop speakin', girls shreikin' I start shootin' rounds till Jeff's chest is bleedin' His head explodes then I start to reload Nobody can hurt me now. cause I'm in murder mode Fire at everybody that's directly in my sight But layin' on the ground on the somebody is I like This girl who I've known who's always nice and talks to me Crawls to me, coughin' up blood and awkwardly Whispers two words right before her head drops She opened her mouth and said. "please. stop" I could never begin to describe the way I felt I dropped to my knees, turned the gun on myself And pulled the trigger.
[Big Voice] Yo, we're here to break down our science, know'mean? You know what time it is? [Lil Voice] Yeah, yeah, I know what time it is [Big Voice] What time is it, is it coochie time? [Lil Voice] Nah, nah, it's not Gucci time It's time to speak the language of demigods [Big Voice] Yo, Apathy, yo Soul: it's time to hear your business Step to the mic, baby [Lil Voice] Bounce with these cats
[Apathy] Yo, I got a problem with the mic, so I solve it like a man Grab it by the neck and rock it as hard as I can From Nike's on my feet, to the mic that I freak MC's will agree that I'm precise on the beef Fuck fronting, shut down pacs like game over Consistently light shit up like chain-smokers Flex and I melt down flesh like flamethrowers Fresh is the dooky gold chain Kane showed us Funny how your honey or your dame came over When you were out last night, couldn't remain sober You woke up in the morning with a bad hangover I woke up, and bang a coocha til the day was over It's like that, (like what?), like this Motherfuckers try to dis get put on the hit list Punch punks like I'm pugilist, yo catch the fist When I be taking out MC's like dogs that need to piss
[Chorus] (4x) Easily I approach, the microphone because I ain't no joke (joke)
[Celph Titled] On a scale of one to ten, approximately I'm a thousand Stomp thru your neighborhood, city, or project housing I am something that you never seen before Like your grandparents having sex behind close doors I rhyme like a scavenger that hunts for his prey And probably kill a dozen rappers and just call it a day All I need is bitch that'll give me wet dreams So I can get my rocks off like erosion in streams I drop science like clumsy professors in auditoriums And stretch niggaz out like a motherfucking accordion I make you look stupid like cruisin the back You can cruise in the greyhound and I'll cruise in my jet I'm impossible to beat like playing tic-tac-toe Celph Titled is famous for spitting ill rap flows Yo, me and apathy are like brothers since birth You catch a bad one and get put under the earth
[Chorus] (4x) Easily I approach, the microphone because I ain't no joke (joke)
[Apathy] Yo, I find your vital organs and put a machete there Thug type nigga, but bitches say I'm a teddy bear Al Capone style, bruising your back Make you an interracial cat, have blue and half black Block attacks with the raps that I spit on wack Shit on cats, everything I flip on DAT's Hits hard like Rocky's spits, cannot be missed Your God be pissed, now I'm on some Nagasaki shit And while your at work, I'll feed your bitch a sloppy dick I got a hard drive, your mans got a floppy dick The only time you have safe sex and be felt Is if you jacked off in a car, wearing a seat belt Your brains melts to mush, your girl felt the rush Whens Ap's bounce and bust, the pelvic thrusts Twist your spine, inflict despicable shit through rhymes Critical, incredible, when crippling your pitiful mind Pull out my nine and it's party and draw time You signed the death mantra and bleed between the white lines Crash the players ball, make the chandelier fall Choke house guests with hors d'ourves made outta sea floors And metaphors betta then yours, settle the scores Leave cats wrapped up in medical gauze You better applause, your feminism I'll rip out your skeleton, and now ladies and gentlemens...
[Chorus] (4x) Easily I approach, the microphone because I ain't no joke (joke)
(Verse 1: Rise) So stuck up you could see my head from 9 blocks Keep my rhymes locked in a metal safe with time locks Waitin for a thief and we've been training for weeks By shootin pimples off a flies cheek at 800 feet Don't do it cause if I get all mad and pissed You couldn't be saved if cops came and formatted this Access 360 no face in my camp And when it's all said and done I'll have my face on a stamp I recycle old verses if I think nobody's heard it In this rap game I'm nobody (Why?) Nobody's perfect Once I come out rappers are droppin in piles Labels will only sign your ass if you copy my style There's a lot of wack niggaz and it's only gettin wierder Get your CD's for free and only use 'em as a mirror
(Verse 2: Apathy) Yo Yo Yo Check this shit When I be spittin raps rippin wax gats start clickin back Chickens act frickin wack backstage lickin sacs Suckin nuts fuckin sluts up in butts bustin up Jealous rappers runnin up but they need to toughen up Master into battling one batter in your calvary Apathy is actually the baddest in this galaxy Critical the pinnacle of lyrically invincible Your pitiful epitomy of common minor syllable Rap style's fragile stack you into wack piles Nobody wants your shit like a used crack vial Understand this and only this I'm dissin ya writtens And if ya pissed we could take it up with our fists Cuz I be rippin wack foes with wack flows new assholes Punch out foes with flows like Glass Joes Fast or slow pick apart those like afros Rip ya face up like space from black holes I mack dips stack chips fuck gat clips Ap rips phat shit when I spit rap scripts Rockin microphone chrome leavin bones broke Ya'll are played out like Tone Loc Ap's no joke!
(Verse 3: Celph Titled) This is history in the making better get your camcorder tuned You couldn't move me driving a U-Haul through a transporter room You have a quarter to 12.5 seconds I'm that out of order goon that'll transform to a monsoon This Cuban nigga runs through rappers with the one two With my guns drew so what the fuck you gonna do When I be sonning cats with my futha muckin stunning raps In fact I'll fuck ya bitch in the back of the ass crack And bust a nut in that (Urgh) You get no receipt when all sales are final I'll leave you (b-side/beside) yourself like the other side of the vinyl They call me Celph Titled cause no words describe me I stomp through your project with the calvary behind me Honestly the day ya wax is in stores taking residence Is the day we see a female black homosexual president Ju talkin shit to me I put the slug in ya face Attach razors to my shoes so I could cut to the chase You couldn't drop knowledge if you through an encyclopedia off a cliff I grab my rifle load the clip and scratch you off my list The illest nigga to walk the planet how do I know this Cuz I got sent to Hell but they kicked me out because I froze it
(Verse 4: C-Rayz Walz) I write rhymes on toilet tissue lyrics tear ya ass up You drop wack shit the only reason you pass butt I write dope with Heroin pens take it in the vein I scream UNO!!! just to put one in ya brain Your a dumb fuck like retarded group sex I skip the line then ask who's next Cut ya ears off and asked if you heard me Cuz your not worthy like James without the Laker jersey Word be I'm off the wall like an ugly portrait Like a blind referee I can't call it You got asshole lips you might as well talk shit Cuz you can't play me I'm like a broke walkman Dungeon and Dragon flames cooked ya brain I diss all wack rappers cause y'all look the same Ace Lover would say OOOHHH Hell No I shoot you in the foot just to give you shell toes I damage ya take ya stamina Give you dynamite implants you'll have explosive character I stab you in ya left eye make you see how i write You pussy don't sleep on me without ya night light Fuck the bedbugs I don't want ya chick to bite I'm the only Superman that smokes Kryptonite I wiled on tracks and make wack rappers stop You couldnt cum on time if you jerked off in front of clocks Faggot Boy!
[Verse 1 - Apathy] Yo I got the force that could knock a Sumo wrestler down Professional sound that's puttin' rappers flesh in the ground Scared of a candid-cameras for plantin' a bomb But takin' shots with mechanical cannons in my arm A verbal-tech battle mech ready to flex You step to me next you get metal machete's to necks Then I slice jugular veins, crushin' your frame 'Till the pressure from the skull plates bustin' your brain I'm the type to spit and make you say "that's fuckin' insane" And when your not payin' attention, I'll be touchin' your dame I could make your whole squads frames bust in to flames So why you speak on my name? you got nothin' to gain Except two black eyes, a broke jaw, and a broke nose I hope foes know I got nothin' but dope flows I'm spittin' perfectly verbally Ap's eternally as intricate as surgery or fixin' broken circuitry
[Chorus] It's like boom bap, fuck your rap You ain't ready for Celph and you ain't ready for Ap It goes boom bap, fuck your rap 'Cause you might get smacked with the back of the gat
[Verse 2 - Celph Titled] Yo everybody on the wall get the fuck out yo position And focus on the God with the raw power of six men Look me in the phone book, my math be unlisted Got top secret formulas with 7th wonders orbit systems You know the signature, the Celph titled literature Get intricate with flows and carry mechanisms to spit at cha Who want what? I sell beats for G-notes Put three in your fleece coat and tie your neck to a ski-boat You know I make the heat disasterly spill And let the chrome sparkle like Master P's grille Nigga's say godammit he's ill why ain't he blow yet? I came before Christ, hip hop wasn't even known yet The only time you catch me holdin' my tongue Is if I cut it off and gripped it and spit more linguistics Beyond long distance, dial the chrome for assistance And use my sharp looks to bag hundreds of bitches Self-pachino, you know the name from the beat down Amputate my arms and I still wont put the heat down This is prophecy, don't make me repeat this Put a magnet to your data and leave your files deleted Motherfucker!