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Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there Just to land in the Andes? Was it round And did it have A motor Or was it Something Different Did a vehicle Did a vehicle Did a vehicle Fly along the mountains And find a place to park itself Or did someone Build a place To leave a space For such a vehicle to land Did a vehicle Come from somewhere out there Did a vehicle Come from somewhere out there Did the indians, first on the bill Carve up the hill Did a booger-bear Come from somewhere out there Just to land in the Andes? Was she round And did she have a motor Or was she something different Guacamole Queen Guacamole Queen Guacamole Queen Guacamole Queen At the Armadillo in Austin Texas, her aura, Or did someone build a place Or leave a space for Chester's Thing to land (Chester's Thing... on Ruth) Did a booger-beer Come from somewhere out there Did a booger-bear Come from somewhere out there Did the Indians, first on the bill Carve up her hill On Ruth On Ruth That's Ruth |
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Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom Fowler (bass) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don Preston (synthesizer) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Walt Fowler (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph Humphrey (drums) Chester Thompson (drums) Debbie (background vocals) Lynn (background vocals) Robert Camarena (background vocals) Goin' back home To the Village of the Sun Out in back of Palmdale Where the turkey farmers run, I done Made up my mind And I know I'm gonna go to Sun Village, good God I hope the Wind don't blow It take the paint off your car And wreck your windshield too, I don't know how the people stand it, But I guess they do Cause they're all still there, Even Johnny Franklin too In the Village of the Sun Village of the Sun Village of the Sun, son (Sun Village to you) Little Mary, and Teddy, and Thelma too Where Palmdale Bouldevard Cuts on through Past the Village Inn & Barbecue (I heard it ain't there... Well I hope it ain't true) Where the stumblers gonna go To watch the lights turn blue Where the stumblers gonna go To watch the lights turn blue-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-wahhh? Goin' back home To the Village of the Sun Out in back of Palmdale Where the turkey farmers run, I done Made up my mind And I know I'm gonna go to Sun Village, good God I hope the Wind don't blow It take the paint off your car And wreck your windshield too, I don't know how the people stand it, But I guess they do Cause they're all still there, Even Johnny Franklin too In the Village of the Sun Village of the Sun Village of the Sun, son (Sun Village to you) |
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Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, vocals) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Tom Fowler (bass) Chester Thompson (drums) Green hocker croakin' In the Pygmy Twylyte Crankin' an' a-coke'n In the Winchell's do-nut Midnite Out of his deep on a 'fore day run Hurtin' for sleep in the Quaalude Moonlight Green hocker in a Greyhound locker Smokin' in the Pygmy Twylyte Joined the bus 33rd seat Doo-doo room Reek replete Crystal eye, crystal eye Got a crystal kidney & he's fraid to die In the Pygmy Twylyte Downer midnite Pygmy Twylyte Downer midnite Pygmy Twylyte Downer midnite Pygmy Twylyte Downer midnite Waahhh! Wait a minute Don't spray that stuff in my eyes All we're tryin' to do is to have a little party Somebody tell me if the bluesy ... was your little party Make me wanna jump up and down I said aaahhh! Honey, honey Honey, honey TUSH TUSH Honey, honey Too young! Honey, honey Wait a minute! Honey, honey Honey, honey Honey, honey Honey, honey Get him down Get him down Get him down What you're gonna do When your time is up? What you're gonna do When your time is up? Are you gonna take me? What are you gonna be? I might just tell you please What are you gonna say? One thing I wanna know One thing, baby I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know... Right over there, there's a Doo-doo room Right upstairs there's a Doo-doo room Right out back here there's a Doo-doo room In Perellis' pocket there's a Doo-doo room |
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Honey, honey
Honey, honey TUSH TUSH Honey, honey Too young! Honey, honey Wait a minute! Wow! Wow! (Say it again) Honey, honey Honey, honey Honey, honey Honey, honey Watch it! Gettin' down Gettin' down Gettin' down What you're gonna do When your time is up? What you're gonna do When your time is up? Are you gonna take? Are you gonna be? I might just tell you please Are you gonna say? One thing I wanna know One thing, baby I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna hold I wanna hold I wanna hold I wanna hold I wanna go That's why I'm singin' WOW! You... Right over there, there's a Doo-doo room Right upstairs there's a Doo-doo room Right out back here there's a Doo-doo room In Perellis' pocket there's a Doo-doo room Out at home there's a Doo-doo room... FZ: Hallo! Hello! Hello! Is this room service? Hello? Napoleon: Hallo? FZ: Is this room service at the Hotel Leningrad? Napoleon: Oh, Ja-ha-ha! Jawohl! Now would you like the little...? Mpf, Ja! This is room service FZ: Look here, buddy... Napoleon: Yeas, what would you like? FZ: Oh, I'm so hungry! You know, when you're a tourist and everything, and you travel around, you know, going to all the neat little shops and everything... Napoleon: Ten marks, cost you ten marks. FZ: I'm so hungry! Napoleon: This call is going to cost you ten marks. FZ: Ha ha... Napoleon: You got to understand that in the fo... in the front... FZ: Look here... Napoleon: Everything cost ten marks. FZ: Ivan, listen... Napoleon: Ivan, that's me! Jawohl! FZ: You're going to sleep, you're going to sleep... Napoleon: Ommmm... FZ: I am so hungry, can you bring me something to eat, right away? Napoleon: Bouilla... Bouillabaisse? FZ: No Bouillabaisse! Napoleon: Bouillabaisse? FZ: No boogie-a-bay! Napoleon: How's about boogie-the-bay? FZ: No boogie-woogie-the-bay! Napoleon: How's about a fishie with the eye fallin' out? FZ: Fish with...? Hey, that sounds delicious! Send me some fish with the eyes falling out Napoleon: How about a little sand over it? That'll make it... FZ: Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish. Napoleon: Alright, that be ten marks. FZ: You have a sand-fish here? Napoleon: Sand-fishie? The eye's ten marks. The fishie is forty. FZ: Hey! Hey, listen! Napoleon: Jawohl! FZ: The people in your country certainly are charming. You know where I can get some pussy? Napoleon: Ah... ehem... wargh... this is very... FZ: Never mind, look... Napoleon: This is very respectable hotel, you understand. FZ: Just send me up... Napoleon: You try to bring pussy in here, we spray you with mace, right in the face! You no bring no pussy in the hotel! Who do you think we are anyway? FZ: Well, I guess you told me... Napoleon: Are you a Christian? FZ: Am I... Yeah, I'm a Christian, sure! Isn't everyone? Napoleon: Oh... okay, you can bring... Well you can bring some pussy in here if you're a Christian, that's different... FZ: Sure, if I'm a Christian that means I get some pussy, right? Napoleon: That's right, that's cool, if you're Christian. FZ: Okay. Napoleon: You also get Bouillabaisse with it. FZ: Yeah, hey, great! Look... Napoleon: And the fish with the eye fallin' out. FZ: I want you to send me some pussy... Napoleon: One pussy. FZ: Some fish with the eyes falling out... Napoleon: One fishie with the eye falling out. FZ: Some Bouillabaisse... Napoleon: Some Bouillabaisse. FZ: And a Bible. Napoleon: And a what? FZ: And a Gideon Bible. Napoleon: And it's a Gideon Bible, okay, we also'll bring you the Finnishian Bible. FZ: The Phoenician Bible? Napoleon: No, the Finnian Bible, that go with the Gideon Bible. FZ: The Finnian Bible? Napoleon: The Finnian and the Gideon go together here. FZ: This is a terrible connection, I can hardly hear you, but look, buddy... can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry? I'm so hungry, you know? Napoleon: We shall send it up by the Southern Pacific Railroad. FZ: Fast, ah? Napoleon: That is very fast, so fast you can never know why, he wears the Southern Pacific on his hat, you know what they call him? K, K, K, Kanzus He goes downtown [...] K, K, K, Kanzus Got a big handlebar moustache K, K, K, Kanzus Always hear toot-toot [...] K, K, K, Kanzus Napoleon: You will also like to have a little wussy. FZ: Hello, hello, hello, room service? Napoleon: Hallo? FZ: Hey buddy! Napoleon: You did not get your order? FZ: No, listen, it's a... Napoleon: You did, you were not pleased with the pussy? Did you... FZ: You don't like Americans very much here, do you? Napoleon: Oh, you American! That'll be twenty marks! FZ: Yeah, twenty... right. Well, I don't care how much it costs, you know, just get it up to my room in a hurry because I'm so hungry. Napoleon: Well, you have to understand if they didn't bring it up there too fast it's probably because of the... the long summer that we had here, you see... FZ: You had a long summer and that's why it didn't...? Napoleon: We had a very long summer, about that fast... FZ: Uh-huh! Napoleon: That's how long it was, like... uh... that... FZ: Now listen! Napoleon: Wait a minute! FZ: You get that food to my room right away... Napoleon: Room number? FZ: ...or I'm gonna call the American embassy! Napoleon: What? FZ: You mean what am I going to call them? Napoleon: Why? FZ: I'm going to call them a barrel of motherfuckers, that's what I'm gonna call them! Napoleon: What? Why? A barrel of who? Well I know who's gonna bring it up to you right away Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis You know it, George Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis [...] everybody Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis [...] Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis |
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Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom Fowler (bass) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don Preston (synthesizer) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Walt Fowler (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph Humphrey (drums) Chester Thompson (drums) Debbie (background vocals) Lynn (background vocals) Robert Camarena (background vocals) Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like monster movies? Anybody? (YEAH!) I love monster movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the better they are. And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. I'll tell you, a good one that I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!) And the... Did you ever see that one? The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It looks like a, like a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got fangs on the base of it, I don't know why but it's a very threatening sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a scene where they come out of a cave, at least once. And the rest of the cast...it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are about that wide and about this short, And they always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how they are, the weaker sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. Well in this particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ...and they drag it back just a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis. Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two three four... I ate a hot dog It tasted real good Then I watched a movie From Hollywood (repeat) Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all see? The little strings on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper From The Black Lagoon? The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the side of the moon) The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb They use when the slime droozle off The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock And the canvas of the cave is too soft The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide And too short for the scientist man The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind And the monster just ate Japan Ladies and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a very large poodle dog) Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant Bullets can't stop it Rockets can't stop it We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE! HERE COMES THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR SNAPPIN' OFF THE TREES LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE CAN'T LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! SOMEBODY GET OUT THE PANTS! The National Guard has formed up at the base of the mountain And is attempting to lure the enormous poodle towards the cave Where they hope to destroy it with napalm A thousand of the troopers are now lined up and are calling to the monster... Here Fido Here Fido Here Fido GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING (repeat) C'mon! Everybody! Let's go! Get the distilled water! Get the canned goods! Get the toilet paper! You know we need it! GO TO DA SHELTER MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA SHELTER GO TO DA SHELTER (repeat) Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the little string danglin' down Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go rollin' around Can y'see it all Can y'see it from here Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis please (etc. repeats) |
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FZ: Alright, that's the melody, now, here it is with the mouth, as performed at Eva's wedding... Come on Ruth, come on! Ah, come on Ruth, sing along, come on Ruth, harmonize with him... A-ren-ne-henna... Okay. Achtung! One two, one two three four...
Simmons funky What are wondering about (It's a hit!) Chester! [...] shoe Chester (Suzi) Singin' (Quatro) Funky Ruthie-Ruthie [...] teeth (Take the towels We want you to take them to your country No, don't pay us for the towels We insist Towels... Suitcase... Get it through customs for her) FZ: And now, here is way number three: With the feet! Hey! It's so modern... Can't have any of that! FZ: Later on we'll have a dance-contest and some lucky member of the audience will win a quart of Finnish champagne! George: That's a good... That's a good... FZ: Just wanna see how long... Right! Okay... Alright, now here it is, all the way through... So exhilarating... Guy in the audience: Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue! FZ: Hey! That's a good idea, isn't it? Another guy: This guy has ESP! FZ: Thank you! Thank you very much. Thank you, and thank you. And thank you some more, and thank you very much, and thank you, and thank you... KIITOS! Thank you, and thank you... |
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I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down In a little white box That I can sell uptown By myself I wouldn't Have no boss, But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff To somebody else . . . but then, on the other hand Iwould Keep the wax N' melt it down Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun' I'd have me a crop An' it'd be on top (that's why I'm movin' to Montana) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss That's growin' on the prairie Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon . . . I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss (His name is MIGHTY LITTLE) He's a good hoss Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I'm gonna find me a horse Just about this big, An' ride him all along the border line With a Pair of heavy-duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand By myself I wouldn't Have no boss, But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I might Ride along the border With my tweezers gleamin' In the moon-lighty night And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee N' give my foot a push . . . Just me 'n the pygmy pony Over the Dennil Floss Bush N' then I might just Jump back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) |
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