Fillmor East: June 1971 (2005) by Various Artists on maniadb.com

Frank Zappa (vocals, guitar)
Lowell George (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Roy Estrada (bass, vocals)
Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Don Preston (keyboards)
Motorhead Sherwood (woodwinds, vocals)
Jimmy Carl Black (drums, percussion)
Arthur Tripp (drums, percussion)
Don "Sugar Cane" Harris (violin)

Thank you, good night...

Thank you

If you, if you sit down and be quiet, we'll make an attempt to, ah, perform Brown Shoes Don't Make It.

(Back on your seats, come on, we'll help you back to your seats, come on...)

(Oh! Go away! Take that uniform off man! Or I'll take your uniform before it's too late man!)

Everybody in this room is wearing a uniform and don't kid yourself!

(............man!)

You'll hurt your throat, stop it!

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)
Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)
Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)
Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialog)
Bob Harris (keyboards, vocals)
Don Preston (mini-moog)

Mud Sh-sh-shark

THE MUD SHARK DANCING LESSON!

Mud Sh-sh-shark
We're gonna do a little dancing,
A little dancing thing called the Mud Shark
Now, this dance started up in Seattle

Lemme tell you 'bout the Mud Shark...
The origins of the Mud Shark are as follows: There's a motel in Seattle, Washington called the Edgewater Inn. The Edgewater Inn's built on a pier.. so that means that when you look out your window you don't see any dirt -- it's got a bay or something out in your backyard,,, And to make it even more interesting, in the lobby of the aforementioned motel there's a bait and tackle shop where the residents can go down whenever they want to, and rent a fishing pole and some preserved minnows and schlep back up to their rooms, open the window, stick their little pole outside and within a few minutes actually catch a fish of some sort that they can bring into their motel room and do whatever they want with it... you know what I mean? Now in this bay there's quite a variety of ah... fish! Not only do they have mud sharks up there, they got little octopusses that you can catch. And all these denizens of the deep can come in real handy... Let's say you were a travelling Rock and Roll band called the Vanilla Fudge. Let's
say one night you checked into the Edgewater Inn Motel with a 8mm movie camera, enough money to rent a pole, and just to make it more interesting -- a succulent young lady (Mnaaaah!) with a taste for the bizarre... My mind drifts back to a meeting, a chance meeting in the Chicago O'Hare Airport where the members of the Vanilla Fudge told Don Preston about a home movie they made at the Edgewater Inn with a Mud Shark. I'm gonna tell you, this dance, the Mud Shark, is sweeping the ocean!...

Out
You go out
So far out
You do the Mud Shark. baby ... etc

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)
Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)
Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)
Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialog)
Bob Harris (keyboards, vocals)
Don Preston (mini-moog)

I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyound your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh..

Girls from all over the world
Love to write my name on the toilet walls
At the Whisky a Go Go
For I am Bwana Dik
I am Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik

My dick is a monster
Give me your heart
My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start

(Chorus line)
When Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part

My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer, Baby
To scream up your slit

Steam it!
Ream it!
Cream it!

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)
Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)
Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)
Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialog)
Bob Harris (keyboards, vocals)
Don Preston (mini-moog)

Mud Shark,
Mud Shark
You could hear the steam baby
You could hear the screamin' steam right now
As the reamer steams up the lake
Reenie weenie up to the snake

Acetylene Nirvana
Haemorrhoids
Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby
Acetylene Nirvana
Haemorrhoids
Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby
Steam roller
(Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby),
Steam roller
Steam roller
(Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby),
Steam roller

Now now girl
Acetylene Nirvana
Haemorrhoids
Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby
Acetylene Nirvana
Haemorrhoids
Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby

I need somebody to help me, help me
Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me

Hear the steam
See the steam
Hear the steam
Hear the steaming hot black screaming
Iridescent naugahyde python gleaming steam roller

Mud Shark
All groupies must bow down
In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef
All groupies must bow down
In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef

Steam roller
(Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby),
Steam roller
Steam roller
(Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids mama),
Steam roller
(Do it Miles Davis)

I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back
Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black

Got a little lady... walk that street
Tellin' all the boys that she cain't be beat

Twenny dollah bill (I can set you straight)
Meet me onna corner boy'n don't be late

Man in a suit with a bow-tie neck
Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check

Standin' onna porch of the Lido Hotel
Floozies in the lobby love the way I sell:
HOT MEAT
HOT RATS
HOT CATS
HOT RITZ
HOT ROOTS
HOT SOOTS

HOT MEAT
HOT RATS
HOT CATS
HOT ZITZ
HOT ROOTS
HOT SOOTS

Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night
It's only right
to think about the girl you love
and hold her tight
so happy together


If I should call you up
invest a dime
and you say you belong to me
And ease my mind
imagine how the world could be
So very fine
so happy together


☆Chorus★
I can't see me loving nobody
but you for all my life
When you're with me baby
the skies will be blue
for all my life
(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ~~~~~~~~~~~~)

Me and you and you and me
no matter how they tossed the dice
It had to be the only one for me is you
And you for me so happy together
Me and you and you and me
no matter how they tossed the dice
It had to be the only one for me is you
and you for me so happy together
Me and you and you and me
No matter how they tossed the dice
It had to be the only one for me is you
And you for me so happy together
so happy together
How is the weather so happy together
We're happy together So happy together

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)
Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)
Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)
Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialog)
Bob Harris (keyboards, vocals)
Don Preston (mini-moog)

Aaaah...aaah...
Arf!

Oooh!
Tears began to fall,
The writings on the wall
Tears began to fall
Since my baby go away
And now I'm sittin' here all alone
Without no love of my own

I said my tears began to fall
I ain't got no love at all
Tears began to fall and fall and fall
Down my shirt
'Cause I feel so hurt
Since my baby go away

Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall and fall and fall
Tears began to fall
Ayayayaaaa...

And now I'm sittin' here all alone
Without no love of my own,
Without no love of my own
Without no love of my own

Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall
Tears began to fall and fall and fall
Down my shirt
'Cause I feel so hurt
Since my baby go away

Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
Tears began to fall,
Tears began to fall
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
Tears began to fall,
Tears began to fall
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
Tears began to fall,
Tears began to fall
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
Tears began to fall,
Tears began to fall
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-waaah