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| 1. |
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YOUR FRIENDS KEEP TELLING ME
I BEAR A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO SOMEONE YOU USED TO KNOW BUT BABY'S IT'S ME SO WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME "FLO" AND I WOULD HOPE THAT YOU WOULD HAVE THE DECENCY TO LET ME GO IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY BUT YOU KEEP REASSURING ME TELLING ME TO JUST QUIT TRIPPING ON IT AND MAYBE ITS ME I GUESS THAT I SHOULD PROBABLY GET A GRIP ON IT "BUT" ITS HARD TO DO EVERY TIME I SEE THAT TATTOO OVER YOUR HEART IT AINT RIGHT I CANT EVEN LOOK AT YOU WHY YOU DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU SHOULD BE DOING WHAT YOU WANT WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE FOOLING SHE'S THE ONE YOU WANT FLORENCE IF YOU HEAR THIS WONT YOU COME AND TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BACK SHE'S BEEN CALLING OUT YOUR NAME EVERY TIME WERE IN THE SACK SHE'S BEEN A MESS SINCE YOU'VE BEEN APART SO FLO IF YOU HAD HALF A HEART FLORENCE CAN YOU HEAR ME CAN YOU HEAR ME FLO FLORENCE CAN YOU HEAR CAN YOU HEAR ME FLO WERE BEEN GOING FOR A WHILE BUT LATELY SHE'S BEEN SOMEWHERE ELSE SHE DON'T EVEN SMILE AND I THINK ITS A CRY FOR "HELP" AND I WOULD PRAY THAT YOU WOULD HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO TAKE HER AWAY IT AINT RIGHT SHE DON'T BELONG TO ME WHY YOU DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU SHOULD BE DOING WHAT YOU WANT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE YOUR FOOLING SHE'S THE ONE THE ONE YOU WANT FLORENCE IF YOU HEAR THIS WONT YOU COME AND PICK YOUR GIRLFRIEND UP SHE'S BEEN TALKING IN HER SLEEP AND I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH SHE'S BEEN A WRECK SINCE YOU'VE BEEN AWAY SO FLO IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY FLORENCE CAN YOU HEAR CAN YOU HEAR ME FLO FLORENCE CAN YOU HEAR CAN YOU HEAR ME FLO FLORENCE CAN YOU HEAR CAN YOU HEAR ME FLO FLORENCE CAN YOU HEAR CAN YOU HEAR ME |
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| 2. |
| 2:00 |
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I DON'T LOVE YOU BUT I WANT TO
JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT I CANT HOLD ON TO COME ON BABY AND SPEED YOUR LUST TO ME HERES MY NUMBER ON A COCKTAIL NAPKIN THINK ABOUT IT LIKE A LOADED WEAPON COCK THE HAMMER AND POINT THAT THING AT ME CHORUS: WHY DON'T YOU CALL(x3) KILL ME FOR THE THRILL OF IT ALL I WANT SOMEONE ANYONE TALL ONES SHORT ONES SKINNY ONES I WANT SOMEONE ANYONE YOU SPEND YOUR NIGHTS AT HOME CRYING I SPEND MINE DEATH DEFYING I CALL IT TESTING MORALITY SO PULL THE GOGGLES DOWN OVER YOUR EYES SAY GOOD NIGHT TO THE REST OF THE BARFLIES I'M FOREVER YOURS TEMPORARILY CHORUS I WANT SOMEONE ANYONE DRUNK ONES SPUN ONES ANYONE I WANT SOMEONE ANYONE FAT ONES WHACKED ONES GIVE ME SOME I WANT SOMEONE ANYONE SPEND SOME RENT ONE LEND ME ONE FUN ONES DUMB ONES GYPSY CHICKS ON ROCKS DONE ONES EVEN CHICKS WITH CHICKEN POX |
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| 3. |
| 3:26 |
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It ain't no joke
I'd like to buy the world a toke And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony And teach the world to snuff the fires and the liars Hey I know it's just a song but it's spice for the recipe This is a love attack I know it went out but it's back It's just like any fad it retracts before impact And just like fashion it's a passion for the with it and hip If you got the goods they'll come and buy it just to stay in the clique So don't delay act now supplies are running out Allow if you're still alive six to eight years to arrive And if you follow there may be a tomorrow But if the offer's shun you might as well be walkin' on the sun Twenty five years ago they spoke out and they broke out Of recession and oppression and together they toked And they folked out with guitars around a bonfire Just singin' and clappin' man what the hell happened Then some were spellbound some were hellbound Some they fell down and some got back up and Fought back 'gainst the melt down And their kids were hippie chicks all hypocrites Because fashion is smashin' the true meaning of it It So don't delay act now supplies are running out Allow if you're still alive six to eight years to arrive And if you follow there may be a tomorrow But if the offer's shun you might as well be walkin' on the sun ain't no joke when a mama's handkerchief is soaked With her tears because her baby's life has been revoked The bond is broke up so choke up and focus on the close up Mr Wizard can't perform no godlike hocus pocus So don't sit back kick back and watch the world get bushwhacked News at 10 00 your neighborhood is under attack Put away the crack before the crack puts you away You need to be there when your babys old enough to relate So don't delay act now supplies are running out Allow if you're still alive six to eight years to arrive And if you follow there may be a tomorrow But if the offer's shun you might as well be walkin' on the sun you might as well be walkin' on the sun you might as well be walkin' on the sun you might as well be walkin' on the sun you might as well be walkin' on the sun |
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| 4. |
| 2:49 |
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Lately I've been thinkin' about the past
About the good times And have they all come and gone And are there more years behind than ahead Then I say to myself Fuck it let's rock Lately I've been thinking about who's in charge About who they And are they looking down and laughing hard Are they aliens or robots or humanoids or gods I think I'm just paranoid Fuck it let's rock What if someone takes my cat and what if she runs away And what if she gets hit What if someone takes my chick and what if she runs away I wont be blue Cuz I know what to do Lately I've been thinking about my vices And about the prices That I'll later have to pay I've been thinking about myself And about my health Then I say what the hell Fuck it let's rock |
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| 5. |
| 3:45 |
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Neighbor called my landlord
She said that she was pissed Up all night making noise And she can't get no rest She said we was running a flop house Full of thieves and thugs Musicians and hooligans and we were all on drugs So she got bent and she raised the rent Said it would only take one more Phone call from my whiny neighbor What's up with my neighbor What's it gonna take to get a break She's got us tip tiptoeing around in fear Church mice at St. Leo's down my street Have mover so far away She has sent them packing and running scared How much more does she think we will take Maybe some day when I'm old and fat and bored I'll understand why my neighbor's making my life hell I can't even watch T.V or sneeze or fart can't even breathe For fear my landlord will come and ring my bell How much more does she think we will pay No more flop house no more fun I've got a whiny neighbor I've got a whiny neighbor Shooting cats with BB guns I've got a whiny neighbor I've got a whiny neighbor She says these punks have to go I think we're gonna get the old heave ho Neighbor called my landlord It was a Sunday afternoon She couldn't hear the TV set We were having a BBQ We were listening to Louis Prima And drinking Meisterbrau If she would have come and talked it over And she wasn't a lazy cow So she got bent and raised the rent Said it would only take one more Phone call from my whiny neighbor Maybe someday when I'm jaded 9 to 5 at a job I hate I'll come home and razz my neighbors too But I'd have a clever strategy And catch them when the rent is late And all the other bills are overdue After all this is the neighborly way No more music no more fun I've got a whiny neighbor I've got a whiny neighbor Barbecues in the sun I've got a whiny neighbor I've got a whiny neighbor She says that these punks must go I think we're gonna get the old heave ho Don't even hide the dog Or put the bong away We don't want to live here anyway Neighbor called my landlord She said we didn't care The lawn is dead Dogs and cats are stinking everywhere She said that we had crazy parties every night The yard is littered with bottles and cans Skateboards and bikes She didn't get bent Didn't raise the rent We only got a note - that read In 30 days we'll get the old heave ho No more music no more fun I've got a whiny neighbor I've got a whiny neighbor Barbecues in the sun I've got a whiny neighbor I've got a whiny neighbor She says that these punks must go I think we're gonna get the old heave ho |
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| 6. |
| 3:38 |
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I wanna try your shoes on
And wear them for a day Learn to talk like you do And say what I see I'd talk like I knew something That everyone wanted to hear But you're the fonz The definition of icy The measure of what's up You could play the tuba And everyone would clap Well I can play the tuba And they all just shake their heads Cause you're the fonz I know its over for me I know its over Drove my car to the floor And stood at the edge When I woke up in heaven Looked down and no one cared But when you pulled your own trigger They all gathered around to watch Cause you're the fonz |
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| 7. |
| 2:20 |
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Just when I thought everything would be ok
Just when I started to believe that everything was going my way Out came the cloud from under my feet Crashing back down to reality You used to call me pumpkin now I'm Halloween Remember when I used to your jellybean You used to call me schnookums and shit like that Now you're after me with a baseball bat I remember when I used to be the king Your honey sweet darling baby everything I used to be your tall dark mystery man Now I'm just straight up history man Just when I thought everything would be all right Just when I started to believe that everything was out of sight You left me with nothing but a scribbled note That said I would no longer be your love boat From here on out my pet name would be x Your x your x your x It used to be sugar then it turned into salt I used to rock your world now I'm standing on a fault line Lying naked in a hail storm in the dark You're my little tornado and I am your trailer park You used to call me names too cute to repeat Like honey bunch hairy bear and piccolo peet Goochy goochy goo goo gaga shit like that Now you're after me screaming you dirty rat I don't remember applying for a name change So why is it you're calling me mister deranged Psychopathic pornographic stinking drunk Failing fast lying ass worthless punk You used to call me sweety pie and baby doll I guess another studs kicking in my stall You'll probably call him superman or loverboy You'll probably disregard him like a broken toy Just when he thought everything was going his way Just he started to believe everything was hunky dory He'll look at that cloud that he's standing on And with an itsy bitsy tiny little almost inaudible squeak He'll notice It's gone From here on out his pet name would be x Your x your x your x Sweet pie? No x Honey bunch? No x Bubble butt? No x Pumpkin face X |
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| 8. |
| 3:43 |
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Life imitates the game of chess
You can be the rook or a pawn If you have the strategy that's best You can be the king or in this case the don It's easy to get knocked out of the game Depending on which way you want to play You've got to have eyes in the back of your head Now that we have that out of the way Rev up the Lincoln And let's get to drinking some caffeino Let's go to Nicolettis Cause he makes a mean spaghetti sauce I'm a conaisseur of the finer things in life I'll take any flick with Al Pacino I'm a man of respect and I prefer to be addressed as Padrino If you're the type that likes to spill the beans You could be a stone in someone's shoe You'll receive a kiss on each cheek Then you'll know that pretty soon the stone will be removed Everyone knows that crime does not pay It doesn't pay the taxes anyway You've got to be slick if you don't want it to stick Now that we have that out of the way Rev up the Lincoln And let's get to drinking some caffeino Let's go to Nicolettis Cause he makes a mean spaghetti sauce I'm a conaisseur of the finer things in life I'll take any flick with Al Pacino I'm a man of respect and I prefer to be addressed as Padrino I know it's not a wise thing to do Writing funny songs about the mob But if its all the same to you I don't see it as a gang but a club Where men sit like gentlemen Plotting their events about Things I shouldn't understand, comprehend or care Like... Oh, I don't know maybe I shouldn't go there After all it is a family affair Stay out of the papers Don't get caught Leave the singing to Sinatra and always keep your big trap shut Capice? The underworld is like an undertow - If you don't respect it It will surely bring you down - When you least expect it Hey expect it from all sides Once you're in it it's for life Don't be famous be infamous and you will live to see another day Be wise about with whom you discuss Now that we have that out of the way Rev up the Lincoln And let's get to drinking some caffeino Let's go to Nicolettis Cause he makes a mean spaghetti sauce I'm a conaisseur of the finer things in life I'll take any flick with Al Pacino I'm a man of respect and I prefer to be addressed as Padrino |
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| 2:30 |
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She's 15 and she's leaving home
Living on the streets where she don't feel alone Daddy's always gone and mommy's on the sauce Living in a mansion it's easy to get lost She's going to a place where they understand Baby on the way her womb's a garbage can Who said anything about a good life This one's bad bad bad bad Gonzo again - just another entry to the never ending story Wasted again - I think you need a new best friend Nervous in the alley off the boulevard Shaking all over and the panic starts You see she needs to get her prescription filled And she knows exactly how she'll be billed Nervous on the alley waiting for a fix She ain't got no money just a couple of tricks Who said anything about a charmed life This one's bad bad bad bad Gonzo again - just another entry to the never ending story Wasted again - I think you need a new best friend Who said anything about a good life Who said anything about a charmed life Who said anything about a fair life It's mad Dying in the alley waiting for her man Carrying her child and a sleeping bag Should have would have could have never crossed her mind So she passes on to the other side Here he comes suit shades car and a beeper Sugar daddy pimp pushing fucking grim reaper Who said anything about a fair life This one's mad mad mad mad Gonzo again - just another entry to the never ending story Wasted again - I think you need a new friend Gonzo again - just another entry to the never ending story Wasted again - I think you need a new best friend |
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| 2:48 |
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Today you sat up half asleep and stared
Into this cluttered empty apartment and died What the where the how the why the hell You can watch your step and still you'll never see the mines Stay up man don't drown Its time to go to town Today is just another yesterday You're back in the game again You're going to win it in the end Disconnect the dots and be on your way Every day I see you sinking low Dragging around like it was the end of the world She's gone she's gone she's gone man let it go Cause in the end she didn't turn out to be much of a girl Stay up man don't sink Before you have time to blink Your # 1 will walk through the door and want to play You're back in the game again You're going to win it in the end Disconnect the dots Disconnect the dots and be on your way Thought you had it so secure so sure Looking at the map and didn't see the detour d.I.v.o.r.c.e. or something of that sort Disconnect the dots my man the ball's in your court Get yourself a shave and put on your best hat The world is your aquarium and you are the cat So dive right in and don't forget to swim You're back in the game again again Stay up man don't drown Its time to go to town Today is just another yesterday You're back in the game again You're going to win it in the end Disconnect the dots and be on your way |
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| 2:49 |
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Why don't you condone it
Why don't you set me free I don't think you own it Cause it belongs to me And if I ever want to take it back You try to lie and hide it Look who's laughing last Everyone around me thinks they know They try to see it But I don't let it show Stay out of my business Keep your hands off my door I've got a bed I'd rather sleep on the floor Screaming in my head I don't like it anymore No place to go Leave me alone I don't want to know Nobody ever seems to understand Every day I wake up And do the best that I can I've got my problems You've got yours too You try to label me Have you ever looked at you Nobody's perfect I really think you do And if you are why am I standing next to you No place to go Leave me alone I don't want to know I spin my wheels and try to figure it out What's going on And what's it all about Where did I go wrong I think I'm having my doubts About what you said And what you're going to do I'm so pissed off I blame it on you I've done it all There's nothing left for me to do What's going on Piss on you No place to go Leave me alone Don't want to know |
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| 4:50 |
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Why can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsI seen ya I seen ya I seen ya around for a long long timeI really I reallyI really remember when you drank my wineWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsI seen ya I seen yaI seen ya walking down to ChinatownI called ya I called yaI called ya but you did not look aroundI pay my I pay myI pay my money to the welfare lineI seen ya I seen yaI seen ya standing in it every timeWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsThe color the colorThe color of your skin don't matter to meAs long as as long asAs long as we can live in harmonyI'd kinda I'd kindaI'd kinda like to be the PresidentThen I can then I canThen I can show you how your money's spentWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsSometimes I don't speak rightBut I know what I was talking aboutI know you're working for the CIAThey wouldn't have you in the MafiaWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friendsWhy can't we be friends
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