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| 2:59 | 
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Yeah the big boss man, he likes to crack that whip
I ain't nothing but a number on his timecard slip, I give him 40 hours and a piece of my soul, Puts me somewhere at the bottom of his totem pole, Hell I don't even think he knows my name... Well all week long I'm a real nobody, But I just punched out and its paycheck Friday, Weekends here, good God almighty, I'm going to get drunk and be somebody Yeah, yeah, yeah... My baby cuts hair at a beauty boutique, Just blowin' and goin' till she dead on her feet, They walk right in and sit right down, She gives them what they want and then she spins them around, Hey I don't think they even know her name... All week long she's a real nobody, but I just picked her up and its paycheck Friday, Weekends here, good God almighty, Baby lets get drunk and be somebody Yeah, yeah, yeah... We're just average people, in an everyday bar, driving from work in our ordinary cars, and I like to come here with the regular Joes, drink all you want, be the star of the show All week long bunch of real nobodies, but we just punched out and its paycheck Friday, Weekends here, good God almighty, People lets get drunk (lets get drunk!) All week long we're some real nobodies, but we just punched out and its paycheck Friday, Weekends here, good God almighty, People lets get drunk and be somebody Yeah, yeah, yeah... |
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| 2. |
| 4:06 | 
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| 3. |
| 3:29 |
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I got a sweet little woman at home
She knows that I love her true I got three little kids at home on the floor They love there daddy too I got one on the way and I don't think I can pay the doctor bill I never finished paying the last one off Don't guess I ever will So we save it all up for a rainy day But it's always sunny Guess all the happiness in the world Can't buy you money I got an old work truck It will barely get me to town and back I try to put in a little over time But that don't put in no jack So I bring it home Were my baby got my hot supper cooked Then I lay down and rest my weery bones Get back up at six Just workin' hard in the land of milk and honey Hey, all the happiness in the world Can't buy you money But if I had plenty I could keep us afloat Then in the end if my ship don't come in I'd just buy a bigger boat I ain't got no money I'm knee deep in dept We must be livin' on love from above Because we ain't hit bottom yet I pick my paycheck up and go strait to the bank That's my usual route Then I go home and pick up the wife and the kids Because we're goin' out It's a drive threw window Pick out a combo super size Swing on down to the wallmart Let the kids pick out a prize My truck broke down at the red light She thinks it's real funny Yes, all the happiness in the world can't buy you money So we save it all up for a rainy day But it's always sunny Guess all the happiness in the world Can't buy you money money |
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| 4. |
| 3:01 |
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I almost said I love you
Could I really be that kind of guy See one candle burning in your eye And watch my heart fill up with butterflies I almost said I need you Girl I shouldn't go there anymore Act like I never been in love before You probably think it's my first time Is this what love's all about Am I getting in too deep Wouldn't want to freak you out Make a promise I can't keep So close your eyes and hum along And I'll sing you one more love song If everything is still alright Why don't you just crash here tonight Close your eyes and hum along And I'll sing you one more love song If everything is still alright Why don't you just crash here tonight Girl if everything is still alright Why don't you just crash here tonight |
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| 5. |
| 3:12 |
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Yeah when I came to you
were standing by the foot of the bed, I was still hung over, and my eyes were bloodshot and red, Did you think that things were going to be different? Did you think you tore my whole world apart? But as you can see there’s no pain in my head And down in this old broken heart I took your leaving with a grain of salt, Tequila and a slice of lime, Yeah the minute you left, Me and the boys went out and had a real good time, It’s nice of you to check up on me, Just to see how I was getting along But I had already gotten over it baby, Before you were even gone By now you have observed I was a little over-served last night, I need to catch a few Z’s Baby please turn off that bedroom light, See the boys are coming by to get me, We’re going to take our little show into town, I’ll need my rest cause they’ll be doing there best To find another (juke joint now?) I took your leaving with a grain of salt, Tequila and a slice of lime, Yeah the minute you left, Me and the boys went out and had a real good time, It’s nice of you to check up on me Just to see how I was getting along, But I had already gotten over it baby, Before you were even gone Yeah I had already gotten way over it baby, Before you were even gone Bye now |
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| 6. |
| 3:40 |
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She called me on the phone and said come on
and get on the plane tonight,pronto So just like every time king sad cried for help Here come toto I guess you run a lover off again And I can't believe how long its been I had my fingers runnin through her hair Only bad thing about it I ain't already there Baby I just landed grabbed my bag and hopped a cab And I'm comin solo Light a candle, fill the tub, and put on some music that you love And I'll bring the mojo Yeah the cabby said he'd drive like heck If you'd promise me a pony tail And my favorite secret underwear Only bad thing about it I ain't already there Now its been real and its been fun Another notch carved in her gun You know a funny thing when you play her game What you thought would change just stays the same. I'll be on this plane to Illinois She be locked down with some pretty boy When we touch down in Chicago at o'hare Only bad thing about it I ain't already there Oh no Only bad thing about it I ain't already there |
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| 7. |
| 3:39 |
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Note to self
Better call She'll be mad as hell If I know her at all Cuz today's her birthday And I almost forgot Note to self I better not Note to self On my way home Don't forget the roses and Dom Perignon You know how she loves a Great big suprise Note to self You're skating on thin ice Hmm I ain't gonna screw it up this time Hmmm I'm gonna really make her proud she's mine Note to self Remember when You use to light her up When you walked in And she stole your breath away That's the way it was Everytime you kissed her And she still does Hmm I ain't gonna mess it up this time HmmI'm gonna really make her proud she's mine Turning down the street I'm pulling in the drive Door ain't lock So I step inside She ain't here to greet me So what's goin on? Note self She's already gone Hmmmm gone Hmmmmmmmm gone Hmmmmmm I guess I really messed it up this time... |
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| 8. |
| 3:23 |
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It's as sad as it's true
But I can't believe a word that you say I've been hoping for the best But there's less and less more everyday You can't where you been Behind that little grin I can see Girl you can't fool me You've gone A little too far this time You stepped one doorstep over the line Swore you'd always be mine I'd never leave you behind But you've gone A little too far this time You can tell me how it happened Still I'd never understand why All I can keep thinking is He sure must be one hell of a guy You can't blame no one else You brought it all on yourself Now it's gone And it's time on cuz You've gone A little too far this time You stepped one doorstep over the line Swore you'd always be mine I'd never leave you behind But you've gone Just a little too far this time You've gone A little too far this time You stepped one doorstep over the line Swore you'd always be mine I'd never leave you behind But you've gone A little too far this time Girl you've gone Just a little too far this time |
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| 9. |
| 3:54 |
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7 in the morning
She has to make a choice Precious baby girl, Or bouncing baby boy She could either keep it, Or give that child away So she quit school that morning, And became a mom that day Ain’t no right way, To do the wrong thing, You can justify, But it’s still black and white, Paint it any shade, But it won’t change Ain’t no right way, To do the wrong thing News came on my TV, A mother cried and said, That her son was fighting for his life Cause her husband lost his head, Might have been a problem child, If that boy were mine, I wouldn’t beat him half to death, Trying to make him walk the line Ain’t no right way, To do the wrong thing, You can justify, But it’s still black and white, Paint it any shade, But it won’t change Ain’t no right way, To do the wrong thing Now empowered politicians, Trying to pass a law, They won’t let our children pray For the better of us all, If God blessed America, Then how could someone vote, To take prayer from our classrooms, Right when we need prayer the most Ain’t no right way, To do the wrong thing, You can justify, But it’s still black and white, Paint it any shade, But it won’t change Ain’t no right way, To do the wrong thing To do the wrong thing |
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| 10. |
| 3:26 |
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Thought I'd call you up
See if had celebrated Day you were born It's a little belated Age is just a number It's really over rated to me Yea November third That's a day I remember Cuz its thirty seven days after mine in September You'd thought I forgot Cuz here it is December again Oh, happy birthday baby Wanna to see you tonight I got your present waitin I wanna do it right I ain't got enough money for a big diamond ring Let's tie a brand new bow around the same old thing Now blow Out your candles Yea happy birthday baby Want to see you tonight I got your present waitin And I wanna do it right I ain't got enough money for a big diamond ring Let's tie a brand new bow around the same old thing |
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| 11. |
| 3:17 |
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Guess it slipped my mind
Now I'm in trouble deep See the last two years in a row I forgot Our anniversary So I come Rushin' in Twelve roses in bloom Said honey would you like a romantic evening Out under the stars and the moon She didn't say no But in her eyes I could see That this wouldn't turn out to be The enchanted evening I thought it would be Yes I sure found out I got a long way to go She didn't say no She said hell no Then we split the sheets About six months ago I told all my buddies down at the bar This cowboy's headed home Walked into her house Yeah climbed right up in her bed When I asked her if she still loved me Man you know what she said Oh she didn't say no But in her eyes I could see Ah this wouldn't turn out to be The fairytale ending I thought it might be But I sure found out I got a long way to go She didn't say no She said hell no Yeah I sure found out I got a long way to go She didn't say no She said hell no |
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| 12. |
| 3:58 |
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My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be
He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me She's gotta a baby sister and they're headed into town They're lookin' for a good time They're fun to be around I said what do she look like? He scratched his head and stated "She was a home comin' football queen before she graduated. We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine and really double date 'em Then take 'em back to the motel six and Try to seperate 'em. They showed up in a pick up They were right on time His was kinda heafty But not half as big as mine I'm runnin' block Turn the lights down low Runnin' block Don't want know one to know That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215 Sometimes you got to bow up And take one for the team She cleaned her plate at dinner Then she ate what's left of mine Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine She strolled out to the padio for an after dinner cig I said "Bro you done 'er this time and gonna owe me big You know why? 'Cuz my brother's havin' a party Thought you outta know He's got coeds swimmin naked |
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