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1. |
| 2:50 | ||||
I've come across the desert To greet you with a smile My camel looks so tired It's hardly worth my while To tell you of my travels Across the golden East I see your preparations Invite me first to feast Take me I'm yours Because dreams are made of this Forever there'll be A heaven in your kiss Amusing belly dancers Distract me from my wine Across Tibetian mountains Are memories of mine I've stood some ghostly moments With natives in the hills Recorded here on paper My chills and thrills and spills It's really been some welcome You never seem to change A grape to tempt your leisure Romantic gestures strange My eagle flies tomorrow It's a game I treasure dear To seek the helpless future My love at last I'm here |
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2. |
| 3:06 | ||||
I met her in a bar room Her name I didn't catch She looked like something special The kind who'd understand The room was almost spinning She pulled another smile She had the grace like pleasure She had a certain style Sunlight on the lino Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but she'd gone Goodbye Girl Goodbye Girl Goodbye Girl She took me to her hotel The room on the second floor A kettle and two coffees Her number on the door She said I hardly know you Agreed we kissed goodnight I knew that in the morning Somehow I'd wake to find Goodbye Girl Goodbye Girl Goodbye Girl I lost my silver razor My clubroom locker keys The money in the waistcoat It doesn't bother me My wife has moved to Guernsey So mug is not the word If you ever see her Say hello Goodbye Girl Goodbye Girl Goodbye Girl Goodbye Girl |
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3. |
| 3:13 | ||||
The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass; The cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass. The squaw is with the corporal ?she is tied against a tree. She doesn?t mind the language; it?s the beatings she don?t need. She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep, And he wakes to find the fire?s dead and an arrow?s in his ass, And Davy Crockett rides around and says it?s cool for cats. It?s cool for cats. Cool for cats... The Sweeney's doing ninety ?cause they?ve got the word to go. They get a gang of villans in a shed out by Heathrowe. They?re countin?out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again. In and out in one swift with the numbers on their names. It?s funny how the misses always looks the bleedin?same. And meanwhile, at the station, there?s a couple?a likely lads, Who swear like how?s-your-father, and they?re very cool for cats. They?re cool for cats. To change the mood a little, I?ve been posing ?round the pub. I see in my reflection: I?m looking slightly rough. I fancy this; I fancy that. I want a piece of flesh. I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash. And by the time I?m sober, I?ve forgotten what I?ve had. And everybody tells me that it?s cool to be a cat. Cool for cats. Cool for cats... Shape up at the disco when I think I?ve got her pulled. I ask her lots of questions as she hangs on to the wall. I kiss her for the first time and then I take her home. I?m invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone. She likes to go to discos, but she?s never on her own. I said, ?I?ll see you later,?and I give her some old chat, But it?s not like that on the T.V. ?when it?s cool for cats, It?s cool for ca-a-a-ats. Cool for cats... |
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4. |
| 3:10 | ||||
I never thought it would happen With me and the girl from Clapham Out on a windy common That night I ain't forgotten When she dealt out the rations With some or other passions I said you are a lady Perhaps she said I may be We moved into a basement With thoughts of our engagement We stayed in by the telly Although the room was smelly We spent our time just kissing The Railway Arms we're missing But love had got us hooked up And all our time it took up I got a job with Stanley He said I'd come in handy And started me on Monday So I had a bath on Sunday I worked eleven hours And bought the girl some flowers She said she'd seen a doctor And nothing now could stop her I worked all through the winter The weather brass and bitter I put away a tenner Each week to make her better And when the time was ready We had to sell the telly Late evenings by the fire With little kicks inside her This morning at 4:50 I took her rather nifty Down to an incubator Where thirty minutes later She gave birth to a daughter Within a year a walker She looked just like her mother If there could be another And now she's two years older Her mother's with a soldier She left me when my drinking Became a proper stinging The devil came and took me From bar to street to bookie No more nights by the telly No more nights nappies smelling Alone here in the kitchen I feel there's something missing I'd beg for some forgiveness But begging's not my business And she won't write a letter Although I always tell her And so it's my assumption I'm really up the junction |
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5. |
| 4:17 | ||||
She was frigid like a Bible When she met her boyfriend Michael He took her in his Zephyr They sat like salt and pepper Looking out across the city From Lover's Leap is pretty The lights they flick and flutter He told her how he loved her Next night he called for her But Dad protected daughter And told him she was poorly A lie was told there surely So Michael felt rejected v This wasn't quite expected He drove off to his local Where he felt anti-social She cried all night at missing The boy she could be kissing While he was falling over He drunk himself back sober And went home in a taxi And crashed out in the back seat He slept just like a baby Which he hadn't done just lately He saw her in the morning Out with his sister Pauline She felt all shy and soppy He acted cool and cocky He said tonight at Charlie's There's going to be a party I'll meet you at half seven She visualised the heaven If you ever change your mind Which you do from time to time Never chew a pickle With a little slap and tickle You have to throw the stone To get the pool to ripple That night they danced together It looked like love forever He put his hand on her leg You should have heard what she said He tried again much later It seemed to aggravate her He drove home in silence Avoiding all violence She said let's watch the city From Lover's Leap is pretty I think I need the fresh air She put a comb through her hair Then while she turned to kiss him And very nearly missed him She put her hand on his leg He felt her tongue in his head If you ever change your mind Which you do from time to time Never chew a pickle With a little slap and tickle You have to throw the stone To get the pool to ripple |
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6. |
| 2:58 | ||||
The case was pulled from under the bed She made a call to a sympathetic friend And made arrangements The door was closed there was a note I couldn't be bothered maybe I'll choke No more engagements With where have you beens And faraway frowns Trying to be good By not being round And here in the bar The pianoman's found Another nail in my heart That stupid old bug That kills only love I want to be good Is that not enough So play me the song That makes it so tough Another nail for my heart Then play me the song That makes it so tough Another nail for my heart I had excuses those little boy lies Then she computed by watching my eyes And told me firmly She couldn't stand it I'm bad on the heart She dropped her makeup and I found the bar Now it concerns me I've had a bad time Now love has resigned I've been such a fool I've loved and goodbyed So here in the bar The pianoman's found Another nail for my heart And here in the bar The pianoman's found Another nail for my heart |
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7. |
| 4:00 | ||||
They do it down on camber sands
They do it at Waikiki Lazing about the beach all day, At night the crickets creepy Squinting faces at the sky A Harold Robbins paperback Surfers drop their boards and dry And everybody wants a hat But behind the Chalet My holiday's complete And I feel like William Tell Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet Pulling mussels from a shell Shrinking in the sea so cold Topless ladies look away A he-man in a sudden shower Shelters from the rain You wish you had a motor boat To pose around the harbor bar And when the sun goes off to bed You hook it up behind the car Two fat ladies window shop Something for the mantelpiece In for bingo all the nines A panda for sweet little niece The coach drivers stand about Looking at a local map About the boy he's gone away Down to next door's caravan |
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8. |
| 3:58 | ||||
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face Pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case. I said to my reflection, Let's get out of this place. Passed the church and the steeple, the laundry on the hill Billboards and the buildings Memories of it still keep calling And calling But forget it all I know I will Tempted by the fruit of another Tempted but the truth is discovered What's been going on Now that you have gone There's no other Tempted by the fruit of another Tempted but the truth is discovered I'm at the carpark, the airport, the baggage carousel The people keep on grabbing, ain't wishing I was well I said, "It's no occasion. It's no story I can tell." At my bedside, empty pocket, a foot without a sock Your body gets much closer I fumble for the clock, alarmed by The seduction I wish that it would stop Tempted by the fruit of another Tempted but the truth is discovered What's been going on Now that you have gone there's no other Tempted by the fruit of another Tempted but the truth is discovered I bought a novell, some perfume, a fortune all for you But it's not my conscience that hates to be untrue. I asked of my reflection, Tell me what is there to do? Tempted by the fruit of another Tempted but the truth is discovered What's been going on Now that you have gone there's no other Tempted by the fruit of another Tempted but the truth is discovered |
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9. |
| 2:31 | ||||
You've left my ring by the soap, Now is that love? You cleaned me out you could say broke, Now is that love? The better better better it gets The more these girls forget That that is love. You won't get dressed you walk about, Now is that, is that A teasing glance has pushed me out, Now is that, is that The tougher tougher tougher it gets The more my lips frequent Now that is love. Beat me up with your letters, your walk out notes, Funny how you still find me right here at home. Legs up with a book and a drink, Now is that love that's making you think. You've called my bluff I'm not so hot, Now is that love My assets froze while yours have dropped, Now is that, is that It's the cupid cupid cupid disguise That more or less survived Now that is love. Beat me up with your letters, your walk out notes, Funny how you still find me right here at home. Legs up with a book and a drink, Now is that love that's making you think. You've made my bed the finger points Now is that, is that love The more you more you more you cool down The easier love is found Now that is love. |
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10. |
| 4:33 | ||||
She unscrews the top of a new whiskey bottle And shuffles about in her candle lit hovel, Like some kind of witch with blue fingers in mittens She smells like the cat and the neighbours she sickens, The black and white t.v. has long seen a picture The cross on the wall is a permanent fixture, The postman delivers the final reminders She sells off her silver and poodles in China. Drinks to remember, I me and myself And winds up the clock And knocks dust from the shelf Home is a love that I miss very much So the past has been bottled and labelled with love. During the war time an American pilot Made every air raid a time of excitement, She moved to his prairie and married the Texan She learnt from a distance how love was a lesson, He became drinker and she became mother She knew that one day she'd be one or the other, He ate himself older, drunk himself dizzy Proud of her features, she kept herself pretty. Drinks to remember, I me and myself And winds up the clock And knocks dust from the shelf Home is a love that I miss very much So the past has been bottled and labelled with love. He like a cowboy died drunk in his slumber Out on the porch in the middle of summer, She crossed the ocean back home to her family But they had retired to roads that were sandy, She moved home alone without friends or relations Lived in a world full of age reservation, On moth eaten armchairs she'd say that she'd sod all The friends who had left her to drink from the bottle . Drinks to remember, I me and myself And winds up the clock And knocks dust from the shelf Home is a love that I miss very much So the past has been bottled and labelled with love. The past has been bottled and labelled with love. The past - has been bottled and labelled with love. |
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11. |
| 6:11 | ||||
There's a stain on my notebook Where your coffee cup was And there's ash in the pages Now I've got myself lost I was writing to tell you That my feelings tonight Are a stain on my notebook That rings your goodbye With the way that you left me I can hardly contain The hurt and the anger And the joy of the pain Now knowing I am single They'll be fire in my eyes And a stain on my notebook For a new love tonight From the lips without passion To the lips with a kiss There's nothing of your love That I'll ever miss The stain on my notebook Remain all that's left Of the memory of late nights And coffee in bed Now she's gone And I'm back on the beat A stain on my notebook Says nothing to me Now she's gone And I'm out with a friend With lips full of passion And coffee in bed |
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12. |
| 3:23 | ||||
She goes for her medical She's passed, it's a miracle She's up over the moon She whistles nonsense tunes She wants drinks for everyone She's found a chord that she can strum Emotions leaking out Her paint's all over town What's that she's playing? (Annie, get your gun) What's that she's taking? (The song has to be sung) She's gone electric (Annie, wipe them out) That's unexpected (Strum that thing and shout) Don't pull that trigger (Annie, get your gun) Don't shoot that singer (You're shooting number one) He's not into miracles Sees life all too cynical The cat has got his tongue Now she bangs on his drum He says, "Pull the other one." Bells ring, look what you have done Emotions leaking out Her paint's all over town (Repeat chorus |
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13. |
| 3:49 | ||||
She left in the middle of the night with the kids Wrapped in a blanket with a packet of crisps Heading for her mothers on another estate The kids looked up at the light and the rain In the middle of the night such adventures made For two little kids staying up late It was rainy and windy as winter was bleak At four in the morning on King George Street She couldn't get to sleep where on Earth had he gone The door opened wide and the light went on He was drunk as a lord with a tyre mark hat Falling in the hall on top of the cat Singing Viva Espana to a crying wife He took a swing at the shade on the light They were knocking on the doors dressed like refugees In the pouring rain on King George Street She won't have that behaviour in her house any more He's got to sober up or get kicked out of the door Down on the corner the kids at his feet As daddy comes home on King George Street They stood around the kettle and watched as it brewed Sneezing into hankies hands all blue The next evening he came around to the house With a bunch of flowers they locked him out He peered through the window Mouthed words through the air Her lips to a cup she saw him out there The kids came running but were they happy to see Their daddy back home on King George Street |
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14. |
| 4:13 | ||||
It all went wrong when I grew jealous I didn't realize my strength Could take the life of one so precious Together we were known as good friends Did you ever read the words That said love would end I read them tonight Mistakes I can't defend I didn't stop to think And I upset her I said good night tonight the last time forever I think of her tonight She keeps me from my sleep but what can I do With all of these memories I used to be so shy And hide my temper I've said good night tonight the last time forever It all went wrong when I grew jealous I didn't realize my strength Could take the life of one so precious Together we were known as good friends Did you ever read the words That say I love you I read them tonight But what good can they do I regret what I have done It wasn't clever I've said good night tonight the last time forever (x3) |
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15. |
| 4:28 | ||||
I'm faced with the facts And a fist full of threats I stand quite amused At the end of the bed I have no defense For what I have said As a handful of love Whacks me right round the head She's growling and stalking And grabs from a pile A book that she throws And it missed by a mile I'm holding a pillow And as naked as sin I'm backed to a corner With a wastepaper bin Then up on the mattress There's no place to go I'm guilty yes guilty But there's no place like home I rewind the hours To see what went wrong I plead for forgiveness And I'm hit like a gong It seems that I'm guilty Of smiling too long When recalling lovers That now are long gone I'm guilty you're guilty So let me be stoned The past is the present When there's no place like home Off with the shoes And a whack round the head Your ear rings like a phone Some explanation Might patch and mend A love that's lost control Now there's no place like home |
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16. |
| 3:19 | ||||
I feel like I'm pounding on a big door No one can hear me knocking I feel like I'm falling flat to the floor No one can catch me from falling The hourglass has no more grains of sand My watched has stopped no more turning hands The crew have abandoned the ship The lights are on but no one is in Chorus: Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout Allthelightsareonandtheblindsaredown Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout Allthelightsareonandtheblindsaredown I feel like I'm calling on a telephone No one can hear the ringing I feel like I'm running up a steep hill No one can stop me from running The hourglass has no more grains of sand My watched has stopped no more turning hands The little hand shakes its fist The face is hanging out on a spring Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout Allthelightsareonandtheblindsaredown Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout Allthelightsareonandtheblindsaredown Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout Allthelightsareonandtheblindsaredown Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout Allthelightsareonandtheblindsaredown The hourglass has no more grains of sand Little red grains of sand My watched has stopped no more turning hands Little green neon hands Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout Allthelightsareonandtheblindsaredown Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout Allthelightsareonandtheblindsaredown Feel like I'm calling back to the shore No one can hear me calling I feel like I'm falling flat to the floor No one can catch me from falling |
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17. |
| 3:13 | ||||
Trust me to open my mouth now everybody knows Trust me now I've let you down I'm a big mouth I suppose This was our secret our meetings were so discreet I promised to keep it from the ears out on the street This was our secret we were having an affair I couldn't keep it now the secret's everywhere Trust me to open my mouth now everybody knows Trust me now I've let you down I'm a big mouth I suppose One cup runneth over loosening a jaw Trust me to open my mouth it's not a secret anymore We had a secret what a terrible thing to do I couldn't see it I was so in love So in love with you Trust me to open my mouth now everybody knows Trust me now I've let you down I'm a big mouth I suppose I need a gobstopper to keep my trap shut Should have kept my nose clean Why's it me that gets the bad luck? Trust me to open my mouth now everybody knows Trust me now I've let you down I'm a big mouth I suppose (Repeat to fade) |
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18. |
| 3:49 | ||||
I spent too much money, I looked far too glad Now I have so little of what I once had I had too many parties I had too much time I got so lazy and fell well behind Now the summer is over I can count the cost Footprints on the beaches are now Footprints in the frost The summer is over I can count the cost Footprints on the beaches are now footprints in the frost We did so much damage deep in our insides The party's over it's going home time The cathedral is empty, no one's at home Winter's approaching paradise postponed Now the summer is over I can count the cost Footprints on the beaches are now footprints in the frost, The rain won't stop falling and the people look lost Footprints on the beaches are now footprints in the frost. I rang lots of numbers and walked many miles I watched the Flintstones and I turned my dial To a brand new station where the beat comes in Now it's all over the winter begins The summer is over I can count the cost Footprints on the beaches are now footprints in the frost People with umbrellas disappear in the fog Footprints on the beaches are now footprints in the frost |
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19. |
| 3:59 | ||||
If it's love That would really explain it How I feel like I'm covered in wool If it's love Then it's really exciting My diary's become very full If it's love does it matter If I'm thin or I'm fatter If it's love then it feels like I've won the pools If it's love Then it needs some devotion And I feel like I'm walking on air If it's love Then I feel like I'm floating Through my world without knowing who's there If it's love someone slap me Is this me that's so happy If it's love then I'm laughing like I don't care If it's love then my teeth are clean for a change If it's love then that's why I'm feeling so strange If it's love Then I need it forever Like the beats that keep time in my heart If it's love Then I fall like a feather I'm an egg in the teeth of a shark If it's love I'm inspired I'm up late, I'm not tired If it's love my world is about to spark If it's love then my teeth are clean for a change If it's love then that's why I'm feeling so strange If it's love love love love love love If it's love love love love love love If it's love love love love love love If it's love love love love love love |
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20. |
| 5:34 | ||||
The first circle comes around You don't want to leave her side You're staying in and don't go out You're having such a perfect time You make your bed and you lie in it And time is precious every minute The next circle comes around And so domestic you become In your matching dressing gowns You think your life time's just begun You cut the cake but just the one slice You're crawling back all through the night Love circles up above It waits until your love Breaks down and weeps Then it's out of your reach Love circles up above It waits for your love Down on the floor Then you're there in its claws Love circles up above The last circle comes around You're making plans to fill your days You're always wanting to stay out late And you can feel love start to fade You fall asleep or read a book The phone goes back upon the hook When I lay awake at night And love can't be found The first circle's on my mind It goes round and round and round and round |