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Standing on a golf course
Dressed in P.V.C. I chanced upon a golf girl Selling cups of tea She asked me did I want one Asked me with a grin For three pence you can buy one Full right to the brim So of course I had to have one In fact I ordered three So I could watch the golf girl Could see she fancied me And later on the golf course After drinking tea It started raining golf balls And she protected me Her name was Pat And we sat under a tree She kissed me We go for walks In fine weather All together On the golf course We talk in Morse |
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| 7:36 |
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Winter Wine
How you're always flowing, blowing in my mind Like a stream, these magic waters move me to a dream Of travelling with you, drifting carefree, dropping downward through fresh grasses Bubbles merrily as it passes, never knowing where you're going Carry me with you, carry me with you Be conjured up in a midnight dream, ancient castles dark As wandering minstrels play tunes of yesterday When dragons roamed the land, knights in armour gold Charged on horseback bold The maids were saved, the dragons slayed Sail scene, sea green - sailing forward to a new land Treasure waits, paradise gates, for the taking, can't start waiting All you need, but take heed, remember it pays to pay the sandman well Make no fuss, for you must - in stardust, he puts all the colours in your dreams Bells chime three times, naked dancers enter slowly Smoky room, scented gloom, audience eating, fat men drinking Candles burn, a dull red light illuminates the breasts of four young girls Dancing, prancing, provoking - dreams are always ending far too soon Life's too short to be sad, wishing things you'll never have You're better off not dreaming of the things to come Dreams are always ending far too soon Sounds of a distant melody, once played, lost from memory Funny how it's clearer now, you're close to me We'll be together all the time |
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| 3:04 |
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I dreamed of all the magic things that be
When we'd ride to a dock on bended knee But you'd just smile and gently shake your head And put a hole through me so I was dead Oh, I'd fall down and I was left alone With a feeling of you still that was my own Oh, I would love to, love to love you Yes, indeed, I do love you, love you My, my, pigs might fly, that can't be bad How you have the cheek to smile and tell me I'm mad A man came through the wall and stood by me Complete with bag of nuts and fancy free He said without a tonal fleeting glance "I'd like to get deep down inside your pants" How you opened up his head and smiled And rubbish from your mouth you ticked inside Oh, I would love to, love to love you Yes, indeed, I do love you, love you My, my, pigs might fly, that can't be bad How you have the cheek to smile and tell me I'm mad |
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| 4:59 | 
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| 5. |
| 22:45 |
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This section is instrumental.
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