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i can't stand all this common shit- life's too fast for me- everyone's trying so hard to impress- what is the real meaning of humanity- morals and values are based upon- your style of dress- money in your pocket will become chump change- if we don't make any progress- success and fitness are the trend of today- infomercials keep us all in touch with modern technology- let's shoot the moon! soon you will be shopping- without leaving your front fucking door- the cost of living is never going away- jobs are fading and poverty is on the rise-
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| 2. |
| 2:36 |
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hey mom, hey dad! where's your kid- she's studying in the library like she said- she did, she always wore a pretty smile- sitting in the classroom without denial- do you remember telling her what to do- what you told her she would always do- blushing, hiding from the truth- i know i should have told you about her- but now it's too late what will you do- your daughter's fat. disgusting too- she has twelve kids, there's something even better- every time the drinks get better- you swore that you had her life planned- go to college understand- well, miss candy prom queen won't use her hands- i know i should have told you about her- at highschool she was like a saint- like pre-school children and finger-paints blushing, hiding, feeling shame- i know the story ends the same- at the parties she would say- i wish i never felt this way- if i could start my life again- i wouldn't be a closet monster-
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| 3. |
| 1:36 | 
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| 1:58 |
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i'm a member of the drunk tank- sometimes three days a week- i'm a member of the drunk tank- there's room reserved for me- happy hour is every hour seven days a week- drinking is my game and i do it sociably- every night the same old thing- i get behind the wheel- i'm gonna stop at every bar until i get my fill- something's wrong i'm waking up out on the concrete floor- hey, excuse me officer will you show me to the door- i'll pay a fine and promise never again- and if i lose my job- i'll be drinking by profession- lose my license for a year is part of the consequence- then enroll in a.a. with all my drinking friends- it doesn't matter, it's o.k.- there's no need for regrets- because i know in no time that i'll be there again-
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| 5. |
| 1:25 |
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| 6. |
| 2:04 |
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had too many cold ones to my head- the party's just begun the world's already spinning- i must be out of my mind- because i'm scamming on a girl- who looks like a guy- just give me another drink- it'll make my day, and give me satisfaction- i said, just give me another drink- it will make my day and give me satisfaction- another walk to the keg- my limit's passed, my eyes are turning blood red- all these people make me lose my head- hopefully all the stupid things i said will be forgotten- i don't want to end up sleeping on someone else's couch- wake up with your dog licking my face- embarrassing shit i said- i don't want to have trouble walking- i can remember having trouble walking-
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| 2:53 |
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back in the days of my adolescence- i never heard what my parents had to say- don't do this and do that well- in one ear and out the other- give me someone i can trust several opportunities have passed me by- you can say i'm a jack of all trades- i didn't take any of them seriously- what is gonna become of me- yesterday is gone, and soon tomorrow will be today- and it seems like only yesterday, i was sitting here with you- i'm not very socialistic- and don't get out very much- i've never had anyone to turn to- let alone someone i can trust- everything is dangerous- so watch your every move- put away those negative thoughts- because your clock is ticking too-
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| 8. |
| 2:16 |
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I think it's time to sit this last one out
Before I fall and make an ass of myself We'll never learn until we see the other side An open mind, we'll try to keep on holding out You're at a party the other day and all your friends are there No one's holding back, is life that good of fair? By two a.m you're foaming at the mouth Search the whole house, what did you find out? When we're together it's electric lunacy Then the keg runs dry, the beer was free Five minutes later there's a immediate reaction There's no more alcohol so we must leave Empty bottles, no one likes to find Empty bottles, drunks can't cope with Empty bottles, oh no, it's two a.m Empty bottles, a drunk man's hell |
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| 9. |
| 3:03 |
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he's big, fat, ugly, and mean- too many beers and he's a shitting machine- once he's drunk he likes to fight- any fifteen year old in sight- don't try to run, don't try to hide- he'll steal your car without thinking twice- stop the party, hide your shit- because fat randy's in the house tonight- high school parties are his thing- he drives up in his orange machine- he'll start fighting with his friends- fat randy gets you in the end- fat randy snuck in my house- fat randy shit on my couch- fat randy quiet as a mouse- fat randy!, fat randy!- i see fat randy now and then- driving around with a carload of friends- i see fat randy now and then- driving around with a carload of friends-
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| 10. |
| 1:23 |
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| 11. |
| 2:37 |
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Todos los ninos estan jugando en la calle
apurate nino que esta haciendo mucho calor cuando baja el sol alli viene el viejo corre o tu mama te va a cojer el cocoi eh eh eh he lo que te dijo tu abuelita te va a tratar de cojer de adeveras si no te portas bien te va a cochar te va a coger y te va a dar unos bachones Todos los ninos estan jugando en la calle apurate nino que esta haciendo mucho calor cuando baja el sol ai viene el viejo corre o tu mama te va a cojer |
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| 2:24 |
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people are always thinking too much- they make the rules- ignorance ain't pretty in this cold, hard world- what if you don't have the answer to every question- well, we're not spreading knowledge like a social infection- we're not the ones- that want to change you or make you think- we're not the ones- to pressure you to change your ways- you go to school six hours a day- you got a job that doesn't pay- go out friday night- you don't expect a lecture tonight- we got a radio vibe for fun- if you listen you'll be the one- go home be skankin' tonight- hoping it will make things right-
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| 2:39 |
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no matter what color, we're all guilty of prejudice- no one cares about the children- no one cares about the future- we better realize our differences- because deep inside we're all the same- (the time for change is now before we all self-destruct!) if the place where you came from is so superior- how would you know if you've never been there- there's nothing wrong with pride of heritage- just remember your kind is not the only one- ignorance and hatred going hand in hand- making you believe that you're the greater number tension all around you, staring you in the face- turn the fire down before the pot boils over-
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| 14. |
| 2:34 |
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| 15. |
| 2:22 |
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wake up in the morning- tossing and turning all night- your mind is shaking, feeling nothing went right- your mind is pulsing and your eyes are blood red- there's one thing that i know can cure your aching head- if you need a quarter- then you'll start pinching for change- and if you can't find a ride- you'll get there any way- when you were just a little kid- you thought that you'd be sneaky- hiding with your friends- sneaking a smoke as your parent's drove away- you know they say crime pays- act like an asshole- until there's smoke in your veins- you need a smoke before the end of the day- nicotine fit your on the rage you can't quit- nicotine fit you haven't had a cigarette yet-
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| 5:40 |
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there's an s.o.s. from the land of the misfit toys- it seems the king's turning his army into no. 2 pencils- the other toys are really getting pissed- someone better stop him before there's total anarchy- there was a time, a day not long ago- when everyone was happy and the sun used to shine- but now those days are gone they're ready to revolt- because he took their pieces and he stole their batteries- the toy gun's pissed because he can't find a job- off the market due to stupid fucking cops- we all need a hero in the land of misfit toys-
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