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| 1. |
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> Started out, just drinkin' beer
I didn't know how or why Or what I was doin' there Just a couple more Made me feel a little better Believe me when I tell you It was nothin' to do with the letter I ran right out of beer I took a look into the larder No bones, nothin' I'd better go and get somethin' harder Back in a flash I started on a dash of Jamaica rum Me and Pat Malone Drinking on our ow-ow-ow-own Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger Woh-yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger Yeah-eah-eah, mmm they're gettin' bigger Sometimes I wonder What all these chemicals Are doin' to my brain Doesn't worry me enough To stop me from doin' it agai-ai-ain Wipin' out brain cells By the millions but I don't care It doesn't worry me Even though I ain't got a lot to spare-are-are Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger Woh-yeah-eah, the nips are gettin' bigger Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger Yeah-eah-eah, they're gettin' bigger |
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| 2. |
| 3:28 |
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Egypt, I saw you
On the television I saw your name Written on a wall I saw your picture In a magazine Egypt, can I ask you To lend me your blue sky And your dreamy Virginal tenderness I don't know you very well But I really like you Egypt, I'm a gonna A, see you soon Said I'm a gonna walk on Your foreshore Egypt, won't you hold me Like I held a map of you I learned your location From a travel brochure Egypt, I need your Sophisticated silence Egypt I'm a gonna See you soon I'm a gonna walk on Your foreshore |
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| 3. |
| 3:05 |
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> You know where I can be found
I don't see why you don't come around I have my own life And now I'm sure you have many things to do I know I shouldn't make things harder for you Than they already are And I wouldn't lose any sleep If you don't come over in your car So why don't you come around sometime You know I'm usually here Leave all that bitterness behind I promise I'll try not to leer Things are moving so quickly I feel I'm really losing touch Seeing you reminds me of days When nothing really mattered very much So why don't you come around sometime You know I'm usually here Leave all that bitterness behind I promise I'll try not to leer |
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| 4. |
| 2:14 |
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Finding a job tomorrow morning,
Got a little something I want to do. Gonna buy something I can ride in Take my girl dating at the drive-in, Our love's gonna be written down in history Just like Romeo and Juliet I'm gonna buy her pretty presents, Just like the ones in the catalog. Gonna show her how much I lover her Let her know that one way or the other, Our love's gonna be written down in history Just like Romeo and Juliet Right now I'm speculating, Wonder what to morrow's gonna really bring. If I don't find work tomorrow It's gonna be heartaches and sorrow, Our love's gonna be destroyed by a tragedy Just like Romeo and Juliet Talk about love and romance, Just wait till I get myself straight. I'm gonna put Romeo's fame right smack dab outta date. Finding a job tomorrow morning, Got a little something I want to do. Gonna buy something I can ride in Take my girl dating at the drive-in, Our love's gonna be written down in history Just like Romeo and Juliet |
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| 5. |
| 2:55 |
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Words were exchanged last night
You could call it a fight It's such a shame I never thought we would, Wouldn't be so bad, if it weren't so good I've had enough of that, Other loves in days gone by. It wasn't much I know, Just enough, enough to make me cry [Chorus] If you leave me, can I come too? We can always stay But if you leave me, can I come too? And if you go, can I come too? Don't let it happen again 'Cause that I couldn't take, once was quite enough It's easy to forgive, harder to forget [Chorus] |
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| 6. |
| 2:38 |
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> Too many times, too many times
Too many times, too many times Too many times I've seen the sun come up through bloodshot eyes this week No matter what I do since we broke up I find it hard to sleep The room is spinning from too many drinks I've drunken by myself I know that staying here and drinking beer is no good for my health What is there left to do But to drink and watch the view I think that it might rain this afternoon Too many times, too many times Too many times, too many times The doctor that I went to couldn't do any good He gave me pills for sleeping, I took more than I should, than I should. Too many times I've seen the sun come up through bloodshot eyes this week No matter what I do since we broke up I find it hard to sleep What is there left to do But to drink and watch the view I think that it might rain this afternoon Too many times, too many times Too many times, too many times Too many times, too many times Too many times, too many times Too many times, too many times Too many times, too many times [fade] |
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| 7. |
| 3:26 |
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Bjorn is just a viking
He is very a handy with a sword He loves nothing better Than to cut and slash right through a horde Mutilation, jubilation Friendly muscles, in a tussle Anna's a girl viking She is very handy with a spear She won't wear silk stockings Armour-plated garments are her sphere In the fjords, you can hear them Eerie horns blow, viking love show Bjorn and Anna earn their leisure They have each other for their pleasure Bjorn is on his long ship He and Anna fought it out today He says it is their Waterloo Vikings shouldn't mix their work and play All that blonde hair for them to share So much plunder, Cut asunder Now when Bjorn and Anna see each other It's on the battlefield, not as lovers Those vikings love to fight and play Fighting berserk warriors hey hey! Those vikings love to fight and play Fighting berserk warriors hey hey! Those vikings love to fight and play Fighting berserk warriors hey hey! |
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| 8. |
| 2:31 | 
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| 9. |
| 3:14 |
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> It's hard to be a nice guy all the time
Everybody knows that guilty feeling When you hurt the one you love Yes I'm guilty of that crime It's a strain to maintain that loving feeling Even when you say don't be cruel People being what they are there's danger There's gun battles in the suburbs I didn't mean to be mean oh no I didn't mean to be mean oh no It's hard to be a nice guy all the time Everybody knows that guilty feeling When you hurt the one you love Yes I'm guilty of that crime Now I wouldn't say I was no saint But there are worse things that I ain't My old mum will stand by me and she's as true as she can be I didn't mean to be mean oh no I didn't mean to be mean oh no I didn't mean to be mean oh no no no no I didn't mean to be mean oh no |
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| 10. |
| 2:58 |
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> Somebody said that it's not a good time to sell
economy's down and your mind is unsound and your body's an empty shell my spirit got lost now something is missing all the people round here are too bony for kissing i was lying in bed when i woke up dead i was cool ... but not too calm must've stolen my soul through a photograph or a jungle voodoo charm my spirit got lost now something is missing all the people round here are too bony for kissing we dance around the gravestones and we drag the chains around we clatter 'n clank 'n we chatter 'n skank and when we get down it's into the ground there'll always be a chair for you in the corner of my heart a table for two for me and you for as long as we're apart my spirit got lost now something is missing all the people round here are too bony for kissing we dance around the gravestones and we drag the chains around we clatter 'n clank 'n we chatter 'n skank and when we get down it's into the ground from cradle to grave then back to the cradle again six hundred dumb creatures to make up the souls of ten men my spirit got lost now something is missing all the people round here are too bony for kissing my spirit got lost and I'm just about to get lost too |
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| 11. |
| 4:27 |
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| 12. |
| 3:23 |
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> Hey now, you'd better listen to me, every one of you
We got a lotta lotta lotta lotta work to do Forget about your women & that water can Today you're workin' for the man Well I'm pickin' 'em up & I'm layin' 'em down I believe he's gonna work me into the ground I pull to the left, I heave to the right I wanna kill him but it wouldn't be right 'Cause I'm workin' for the man, workin' for the man I gotta lend him a hand, workin' for the man Pick up your feet, got a deadline to meet I gonna see you make it on time Oh don't relax, I want elbows & backs I wanna see everybody from behind 'Cause you're workin' for the man, workin' for the man You gotta make him a hand, workin' for the man Boss man's daughter sneaks me water Every time her daddy's down the line She says ""Meet me tonight, love me right & everything is gonna be fine"" So I slave all day without much pay I'm just a-bidin' my time 'Cause the company & the daughter you see Are both gonna be all mine Yeah I'm gonna be the man, gonna be the man Gotta lend me a hand if I'm gonna be the man Yeah I'm gonna be the man, gonna be the man Gotta lend me a hand if I'm gonna be the man |
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| 13. |
| 3:40 |
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> Santa Claus is drinking beer
Trying not to worry Hearing things he doesn't want to hear Cause he's in no hurry to say goodbye Santa Claus is drinking gin Trying not to worry Stops himself from listening in Cause he's in no hurry To say goodbye Apocalypso - its a special kind of dance Apocalypso - tell me why they're trying to wipe the smile off Santa's face White sheets bright lights in the sky Shining through his window Santa Claus is wondering why There's nothing on his radio - it must be time To say goodbye Wiping the smile off Santa's face and burning off his beard Blowing the roof off Santa's place and drying all his tears |
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| 3:28 |
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I walk along right next to you
You seem to know just what to do Your body tries to infiltrate Our privacy it's hard to wait Easy darling you can't ignore All of the reasons that I love you for The way we cook, the way you win When you want to love me I just must give in. Try not to break me baby you're so strong. You mightn't think so but I know, you're so strong. You picked me up and took me home Straightened me out but didn't leave me alone The way you hug the way you kiss I don't know how much more I can take of this. Try not to break me baby you're so strong. You mightn't think so but I know, you're so strong. I walk along right next to you You seem to know just what to do Your body tries to infiltrate Our privacy it's hard to wait Easy darling you can't ignore All of the reasons that I love you for The way you hug the way you kiss I don't know how much more I can take of this. Try not to break me baby you're so strong. You mightn't think so but I know, you're so strong. Try not to break me baby Try not to break me baby Try not to break me baby YOU'RE SO STRONG. |
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| 3:48 |
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How can you see looking through those tears?
Don't you know your worth your weight in gold? I can't believe that you're alone in here Let me warm your hands against the cold A close encounter with a hardhearted man Who never gave half of what he got Has made you wish that you'd never been born That's a shame cause you got the lot Hey yeah you with the sad face Come up to my place and live it up You beside the dance floor What do you cry for let's live it up If you smiled the walls fall down On all the people in this pickup joint But if you laughed you'd level this town Hey lonely girl that's just the point Hey yeah you with the sad face Come up to my place and live it up You beside the dance floor What do you cry for let's live it up Just answer me the question why You stand alone by the phone in the corner and cry Hey baby How can you see looking through those tears? Don't you know your worth your weight in gold? I can't believe that you're alone in here Let me warm your hands against the cold If you smiled the walls fall down On all the people in this pickup joint But if you laughed you'd level this town Hey lonely girl that's just the point Hey yeah you with the sad face Come up to my place and live it up You beside the dance floor What do you cry for let's live it up Let's live it up Live it up ummm Live it up Hey yeah you With the sad face Come up to my place Come up to my place baby Hey yeah you with the sad face Come up to my place and live it up You beside the dance floor What do you cry for let's live it up Hey yeah you with the sad face Come up to my place and live it up You beside the dance floor What do you cry for let's live it up |
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| 3:00 |
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(Greedy Smith)
I got a date with a girl called Destiny She's real smart and sweet Me loving her was always meant to be To make my life complete I can't avoid fate or a girl I can't avoid fate or a girl called Destiny I'm goin' to try and win her love tonight I hope I'm good enough Dressed in my best threads I hope I look alright I usually look pretty rough Can't avoid fate or a girl Can't avoid fate or a girl Can't avoid fate or a girl called Destiny Seems to me It's got to be Seems to me It's got to be - Destiny I got a date with a girl called Destiny She's real smart and sweet Me loving her was always meant to be To make my life complete I can't avoid fate or a girl I can't avoid fate or a girl called Destiny Seems to me It's got to be Seems to me It's got to be - Destiny |
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| 3:40 |
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| 18. |
| 3:11 |
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| 19. |
| 3:27 |
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| 20. |
| 3:02 |
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| 21. |
| 3:55 |
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| 22. |
| 3:59 |
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I don't drink
I don't smoke I don't sniff no coke New age That's me And that's what you should be I am Mr Natural You can call me Mr Natural I don't drive no car I live by the stars I don't eat no meat I am Mr Complete I am Mr Natural You can call me Mr Natural I am Mr Natural I don't wear no skin I don't care who wins When I know that I'm right I don't get uptight I am Mr Natural You can call me Mr Natural I am Mr Natural You can call me Mr Natural Mr Natural Mr Natural Mr Natural |
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| 23. |
| 2:49 |
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We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs a helping hand And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy, he must be happy, He must be happy in his world We're only making plans for Nigel He has his future in a fist of steel We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy, he must be happy, He must be happy in his world Nigel is nice spoken and he loves to speak And he likes to be spoken to Nigel is happy in his world Nigel is happy in his world We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs a helping hand And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy, he must be happy, He must be happy in his world We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him |
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| 3:49 |
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