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I am all of the above, babe
Johnny long strokes to the grave Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle Rub me rub me up right lovely If you lick it, then lick it battery Good and properly all night if you want I haven't got a clue what to do with you I need for you to love me so much Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush Just get the old fella and whack it up against her tush How peculiar Bend your long legs against the sofa In the Dorchester you can get your all bran I'm not into hard sports Oh I haven't got a clue what to do with you Jesus all the things my head is going through God what am I gonna do with this crush Just whack the old man out and get it up against your tush How peculiar Jesus what am I to do, man I am a depressed man Not sure what I'm doing all of the day How peculiar I am all of the above, man I have what you want man If you want me here I am Come and get it baby Uhh! |
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Come and hold my hand
I wanna contact the living Not sure I understand This role I've been given I sit and talk to God And he just laughs at my plans My head speaks a language I don't understand I just want to feel real love Feel the home that I live in 'Cause I got too much life Running through my veins Going to waste I don't want to die But I ain't keen on living either Before I fall in love I'm preparing to leave her I scare myself to death That's why I keep on running Before I've arrived I can see myself coming I just want to feel real love Feel the home that I live in 'Cause I got too much life Running through my veins Going to waste And I need to feel real love And a life ever after I cannot give it up I just want to feel real love Feel the home that I live in I got too much love Running through my veins To go to waste I just wanna feel real love In a life ever after There's a hole in my soul You can see it in my face It's a real big place Come and hold my hand I want to contact the living Not sure I understand This role I've been given Not sure I understand(*4) |
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You can't manufacture a miracle
The silence was pitiful - that day And love is getting too cynical Passion's just physical - these days You analyse everyone you meet But get no sign - the loving kind Every night you admit defeat And cry yourself blind *If you can't wake up in the morning 'Cause your bed lies vacant at night If you're lost, hurt, tired or lonely Can't control it - try as you might May you find that love that won't leave you May you find it by the end of the day You won't be lost, hurt, tired and lonely Something beautiful will come your way The DJ said on the radio Life should be stereo - each day And the past that cast the unsuitable Instead of some kind of beautiful You just couldn't wait All your friends think you're satisfied But they can't see your soul, no, no, no Forgot the time feeling petrified When they lived alone *Repeat (It'll come your way) (It'll come your way) Some kind of beautiful (It'll come your way) Some kind of beautiful (It'll come your way) Some kind of beautiful (It'll come your way) All your friends think you're satisfied But they can't see your soul, no, no, no Forgot the time feeling petrified When they lived alone *Repeat |
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I've sung some songs that were lame
I've slept with girls on the game I've got my Catholic shame Lord I'm in purgatory Basically, it's all come on top for me I wasn't me when we met You haven't lost my respect I'm here to serve and protect What shade of insanity Keeps leading you back to me *So put your hands across the water Mushroom Monsoon Come soon Don't wanna piss on your parade I'm here to make money and get laid Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade If you ain't sticking your knives in me You will be eventually To all you Sharons and Michelles With all your tales to sell Save your meat money well I'm glad that spending a night with me Guaranteed you celebrity And I can't talk in a crowd When I'm alone I'm too loud You've done your daddies proud Thank you for keeping me company You've all been so nice to me *Repeat Oh Lor', I feel nothing I know much smarter men never got this far I've got so many regrets I smoked too many cigarettes I've had more blondes than brunettes I'm not expecting your sympathy But it's all been too much for me *Repeat(x2) |
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Loose lips sunk ships
I'm getting to grips with what you said No it's not in my head I can't awaken the dead day after day Why don't we talk about it? Why do you always doubt that there can be a better way? It doesn't make me wanna stay *Why don't we break up? There's nothing left to say I've got my eyes shut Praying they won't stray And we're not sexed up That's what makes the difference today I hope you blow away You say we're fatally flawed Well I'm easily bored, is that ok? Write me off your list Make this the last kiss, I'll walk away Why don't we talk about it? I'm only here don't shout it Given time we'll forget Let's pretend we never met *Repeat Screw you, I didn't like your taste Anyway, I chose you and that's all gone to waste It's Saturday, I'll go out And find another you Why don't we *Repeat I hope you blow away I hope you blow away I hope you blow away I hope you blow away Away Blow away |
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Always and forever, is forever young
Your shadow on the pavement, the dark side of the sun Got a dream the dream all over and sleep it tight You don't wanna sing the blues in black and white And it's hope that springs eternal for everyone If it ain't broke then break it Oh the damage done *Try and love somebody Just wanna love somebody right now There's just no pleasing me Try and love somebody Just wanna love somebody right now Lady lay your love on me Violet in the rainbow just melts away There's not enough minutes in an hour or hours in the day A song played in a circle that never skips a beat A stranger in a country that I have yet to meet And let's hope that spring's eternal for everyone Your lifetime in a second All the damage done *Repeat It'll come in your sweet time Lord I've just got to let you in The blind leading the blind Lord Getting underneath your skin I can feel you in the silence Saying let forever be Love and only love will set you free I wanna love somebody Wanna love somebody right now There's just no pleasing me I wanna love somebody Just wanna love somebody right now Lady lay your love on me It'll come in your sweet time Lord I've just got to let you in The blind leading the blind Lord Getting underneath your skin I can feel you in the silence Saying let forever be Love and only love will set you free |
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Don't fight the feeling - relax
Oh child the knots are in your back 'Cause you've been holding on I can only feel you when you're reaching out I'll talk you through memories Just keep breathing with me It's time to hold my hand And walk into the revolution When there's no-one to touch And you've been thinking too much You only hurt yourself when you think About retribution I see the pain in your face And you're paying rent for the space It's time to lead you onto the revolution *When you can't keep on keeping on And everything you lean upon is all but gone Everybody falls sometimes but love shines on With love in your eyes and a flame in your heart Gonna find yourself some resolution A million miles with one step And you'll find yourself yet When you're walking with the revolution Love lingers on you're just feeling it wrong I know you're tired but when it's time to sleep You're gone forever Make friends with your past Then you can leave it at last It's time to find yourself in your revolution *Repeat Time and tide's on your side There's no need to hide I feel your pain Don't talk to me about evolution A million miles with one stare And you'll find myself there When I'm walking with the revolution |
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Hello, did you miss me?
I know I'm hard to resist Y'all can come and help me Pick the sweetcorn out of this It's hard to be humble when you're so fuckin' big Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig I'm going to milk it 'til it turns to cheese Tell your babes in arms and O.A.P.s come and take a piece of me If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hand 'Cause you just met The World's Most Handsome Man The World's Most Handsome Man Y'all know who I am I'm still the boy next door That's if you're Lord Lichfield and Roger Moore Have I gone up in the world Or has the world gone down on me I'm the one who put the Brit in celebrity Give in and love it, what's the point in hating me? You can't argue with popularity Well you could but you'd be wrong, oh If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't need me I don't exist You voted for me Now let me see a show of hands Here before you stands The World's Most Handsome Man Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph (Though it's not for me) Grip and grin, shake and fake, name and shame, Then I'm out of here It's not very complicated I'm just young and overrated .. whoa .. Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hands Here before you stands Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't need me I don't exist It's nice to meet you, now let me see a show of hands 'Cause you just met The World's Most Handsome Man The World's Most Handsome Man The World's Most Handsome Man The World's Most Handsome Man |
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So unimpressed but so in awe
Such a saint but such a whore So self aware so full of shit So indecisive so adamant I'm contemplating thinking about thinking It's so frustrating just get another drink in Watch me come undone *They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street Pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet Because I'm scum And I'm your son I come undone I come undone So rock and roll so corporate suit So damn ugly, so damn cute So well trained, so animal So need your love, so fuck you all I'm not scared of dying I just don't want to If I stopped lying I'd just disappoint you I come undone They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet Because I'm scum And I'm your son I've come undone So write another ballad Mix it on a Wednesday Sell it on a Thursday Buy a yacht by Saturday It's a love song A love song Do another interview Sing a bunch of lies Tell about celebrities that I despise And sing love songs We sing love songs So sincere So sincere *Repeat I've come undone I've come undone I am scum Love your son I am scum Love your son You've gotta love my sad song, my love song My sad song, my love song, my sad song, my love song |
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There was me and my monkey
And with his dungarees and roller blades smoking filter tips Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet He had the soft-top down (he liked the wind in his face) He said 'Son, you ever been to Vegas?' I said 'no' He said 'that's where we're gonna go - you need a change of pace' And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs He said 'I left my wallet in El Segondo' and proceeded to take two grand of mine We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey as well? He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said 'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir, then we've got a monkey bed!' Me and my monkey With a dream and a gun I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone Me and my monkey Like Butch and the Sundance Kid Trying to understand why he did what he did Why he did what he did We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor We had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seen before He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages Called up some escort services and ordered some okey doke Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door In walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores 'Hi! My name is Sunshine - these are my girls Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah, they'll rock your world' So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing 'bout lithium There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine 'What's up? You'd better get your ass in here boy, your monkey's having too much of a good time!' Me and my monkey Drove in search of the sun Me and my monkey Don't point that gun at anyone Me and my monkey Like Billy The Kid Trying to understand why he did what he did Why he did what he did Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was high Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died We left before encores, he couldn't sit still Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill We went to play black-jack, kept hitting twenty three Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me Or was it my monkey? I couldn't be sure It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run That's a bad ass monkey boy and he's packing a gun 'My name is Rodriguez', he says with death in his eye 'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos, and now your monkey's gonna die!' |
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Come join the band
Come shag the damned God I blow them away A heart of chrome A broken home I got plenty to say Who are you doing? Don't spoil my day A bigger better offer baby He's on his way You gotta love LA I feel gigantic Gonna burst a vein I'm stopping traffic 'Cause they dig the fame And I'm just the same So Ebay baby Haven't seen you lately Do you still give it away So get my peeps To call your peeps 'Cause we've got nothing to say Don't feed the models Don't look at police Don't go to Crenshaw boule 'Cause whitey can get fleeced God I love LA *I feel gigantic Gonna burst a vein I'm stopping traffic 'Cause I dig the fame I'm hearing voices, voices Like a jumbo jay Too many choices, choices Gotta love LA Californi-a .. USA baby Who you doing baby? Don't spoil my day You've been gloating lately baby And I dig LA I'd have to say *Repeat USA USA USA |
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Queen bitch eat the rich
I'm on the second course today I'm not the first and I won't be the worst She's done most of L.A. Can't find a virgin, I can get you a surgeon Twenty-four hours a day Call it Collagen Jeanie you big lip meanie I'm about to be blown away Come on sing it *Take me to the place where the sunshine flows Oh my Sunset Rodeo **Hot fudge here comes the judge There's a green card in the way The Holy Ghost and the whole East Coast Are moving to L.A. And we've been dreaming of this feeling since 1988 Mother things have got to change I'm moving to L.A. Take the piss always English God bless you Uncle Sam You got a cool gene pool and our winter's cruel And God knows I love to tan Making cents and dead Presidents Before I could count to ten With a nation behind me can't stop the limey She's on her back again Come on sing it *Repeat **Repeat L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. *Repeat **Repeat **Repeat Moving to L.A. Keep on moving, keep on moving, keep on moving to L.A. L.A. L.A. Keep on moving, moving on Keep on moving, moving on Keep on moving, moving on..and stop |
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Dig your polished nails into the dirt
Rip your skirt off, wipe the hurt off You know it tears my heart out when you Flirt with danger and any stranger You're not as stupid as I look Before I could read you wrote the book Cursed, since your birth, dear And your worst fears, have all come true Held my hand when I got my first tattoo (I was naked when it penetrated) Told everyone I'd slept with you (Thought you'd like it knew you wouldn't deny it) Saint Peter's gonna be unfaithful Tell God he's got a dirty angel Cursed, since your birth, dear And your worst fears, have all come true Babe you're not the first Here on earth, dear Cause I'm still here And I'm cursed too, cursed like you Hush, baby sleep now We all love you We always did Cursed, since your birth, dear And your worst fears, have all come true Babe you're not the first Here on earth dear Cause I'm still here And I'm cursed too, cursed like you Hush, baby sleep now We all miss you We always will |
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You said when you'd die that you'd walk with me every day
And I'd start to cry and say please don't talk that way With the blink of an eye the Lord came and asked you to meet You went to a better place but He stole away from me And now she lives in heaven But I know they let her out To take care of me There's a strange kind of light Caressing me tonight Pray silent my fear she is near Bringing heaven down here I miss your love I miss your touch But I'm feeling you every day And I can almost hear you say "You've come a long way baby" And now you live in heaven But I know they let you out To take care of me There's a strange kind of light In my bedroom tonight Pray silence my fear she is near Bring your heaven down here You taught me kings and queens While stroking my hair In my darkest hour I know you are there Kneeling down beside me Whispering my prayer Yes there's a strange kind of light Caressing me tonight Pray silence my fear She is near Bringing heaven down here The next time that we meet I will bow at her feet And say wasn't life sweet Then we'll prepare To take heaven down there |