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Oh, Max!
Don't have sex! Well, I'm Max, I'm Max, Baby, call me Max, I'm in love with you and also my ex. Well, I'm Max, Max, Call me Max, I'm thinking what I'm giving, I'm giving what it takes. Max, Max, Max. I'm in love with you and I love my ex. I love you both, and to be true, I don't know what I'm gonna do! I gotta warn you, Max, don't have sex with you ex, It will make your life complex, My Max, baby, take it easy! Max, don't have sex with you ex, It will knock you off your legs, Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax! Well, I'm Max, I'm Max, Baby, call me Max, I'm in love with you and I love my ex. Well, I'm Max, Max, call me Max, 'Cause you love having fun, love having sex. I'm Max, Max, Max. I'm in love with you and I love my ex. I don't wanna make you feel so blue, I don't know what I'm gonna do! I gotta warn you, Max, don't have sex with you ex, It will make your life complex, My Max, baby, take it easy! Max, don't have sex with you ex, It will knock you off your legs, Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax! I gotta warn you, Don't have sex with you ex, Max! Ohhh, ohhh... Oh, Max... Oh, sex, Max! Oh, Max... Ahhh! I gotta warn you, Max, don't have sex with you ex, It will make your life complex, My Max, baby, take it easy! Max, don't have sex with you ex, It will knock you off your legs, Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax! Max, don't have sex. It will knock you off your legs! Oh, sex, Max! Ohhh, ohhh... Max, Max, Max! Oh, Max! |
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| 2. |
| 3:31 |
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Oh, Max!
Don't have sex! Well, I'm Max, I'm Max, Baby, call me Max, I'm in love with you and also my ex. Well, I'm Max, Max, Call me Max, I'm thinking what I'm giving, I'm giving what it takes. Max, Max, Max. I'm in love with you and I love my ex. I love you both, and to be true, I don't know what I'm gonna do! I gotta warn you, Max, don't have sex with you ex, It will make your life complex, My Max, baby, take it easy! Max, don't have sex with you ex, It will knock you off your legs, Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax! Well, I'm Max, I'm Max, Baby, call me Max, I'm in love with you and I love my ex. Well, I'm Max, Max, call me Max, 'Cause you love having fun, love having sex. I'm Max, Max, Max. I'm in love with you and I love my ex. I don't wanna make you feel so blue, I don't know what I'm gonna do! I gotta warn you, Max, don't have sex with you ex, It will make your life complex, My Max, baby, take it easy! Max, don't have sex with you ex, It will knock you off your legs, Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax! I gotta warn you, Don't have sex with you ex, Max! Ohhh, ohhh... Oh, Max... Oh, sex, Max! Oh, Max... Ahhh! I gotta warn you, Max, don't have sex with you ex, It will make your life complex, My Max, baby, take it easy! Max, don't have sex with you ex, It will knock you off your legs, Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax! Max, don't have sex. It will knock you off your legs! Oh, sex, Max! Ohhh, ohhh... Max, Max, Max! Oh, Max! |
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| 3:42 | 
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| 4. |
| 3:43 |
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I'm Doc-, Doc-, Doctor Dick
And when you're feeling sick, babe, I know a trick It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' all right Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight I'm your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor Dick And I gonna heal you with my fabulous stick So, undress, please undress, but don't be a sleeper I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-d-deeper Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick I need your love, I feel so sick I need a kick and you're so big Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper Help me, Doctor Dick My fever's rising, please come quick I know you know a little trick Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper Come on, help me, Doctor Dick Come on, doctor, help me quick D-d-d-d-deeper Come on, help me, Doctor Dick, Come on, doctor, help me quick D-d-d-d-deeper I'm Doc-, Doc-, Doctor Dick Oh, baby, I can heal your nervous tic So lay down, hey, lay down, I will check what is wrong So, get a thrill, take this pill, it moves you along I'm your Doc-, Doc-, Doctor Doctor Dick I can make you feel good and you can make me big And for sure, got a cure, 'cause you're not a peeper I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-d-deeper |
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| 3:58 |
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(1) Ooh Fred come to bed
Cos my Max had sex With his sexy ex Oh Fred come to bed Baby I won't let your dreams get wet Well I'm Max I'm Max - baby don't be blue Don't you worry don't be sorry I'll come back to you Just one more night with my poor old ex She's only lonely we don't have sex I'm Max Max Max Baby please stay cool and just relax I'll soon be back but if you feel sad Just go and talk to my friend Fred (repeat 1) (2) Ooh Fred come to bed Baby you will get A love you never had So Fred come to bed Or my fantasy will drive me mad oooh I'm Max I'm Max and I trust in Fred Baby he's the best friend I've ever had It's Fred it's Fred - baby just call Fred And anything you ever wanted you will get Call Fred Fred Fred And you will find it's not so bad It's just one night - baby you'll get through Tomorrow I'll be back with you (repeat 1) (repeat 2) Oooh Fred come to bed Oh my Max had sex With his ex last night Cos he loves her ass and tits So I tell you Fred Come into my bed If you don't - I will call up Fritz |
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| 6. |
| 3:45 |
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Turn me on turn me on
Just do it right you can't go wrong I'm the radio that plays your favourite song You turn me on turn me on You sure know how so turn me on Baby don't you wait until the night has gone Just turn me on Turn me on oh babe turn me on please Ooh turn me on aaah aaah turn me on You are so cool - don't know what to do Oh babe I can't come close to you I want you to just feel good Hey can't you see I'm in the mood Want you touchin' mine I'm just waiting for a sign I wanna makes you feel so hot I wanna find your tender spot Turn me on turn me on Just do it right you can't go wrong I'm the radio that plays your favourite song You turn me on turn me on You sure know how so turn me on Baby don't you wait until the night has gone Just turn me on Turn me on oh babe turn me on please Ooh turn me on Turn me on oh babe turn me on please Ooh turn me on aaah aaah turn me on aaah aaah turn me on |
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| 3:53 |
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If you gotta get it groovin'...
If you gotta get it groovin'... Hey, hey, everything's OK Don't go away, I want you to stay. What can I do to make you mine? My heart's on fire, gonna make you shine. I want you, but you look so shy. Everything's so cool, I'll tell you why. We get it on. We get it started. Baby, join the party. If you gotta get it groovin' To get my body movin' When the heat is high. Gotta get it groovin'. My heart is cryin' so, Take your chance tonight. You gotta get it groovin' To get my body movin'. So, let's fight, let's fight for the light. It's you and me on a Saturday night. It's a gas on & on, tell me what is on. Come on, let's do it through the night is gone. Cause I know all your fantasies. So, can't you see I am down on my knees. We get it on. We get it started. So, baby, join the party. If you gotta get it groovin' To get my body movin' When the heat is high. Gotta get it groovin'. I feel my life's improvin' if you try. You gotta get it groovin' To get my body movin' When the beat is on. Gotta get it groovin'. My heart is cryin' so. Take your chance tonight. You gotta get it groovin' To get my body movin'. Move me, move me. Oh, move me. Move me, move me. Oh, move me... |
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| 3:52 |
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Oh, gimme good sex with your ding-a-dong
Hey, gimme good sex, baby, all night long It's true, I wanna sleep with you Oh, gimme good sex, be my macho man Hey, gimme good sex on a one night stand Please, do, I wanna sleep with you Singin' oh, singin' oh Singin' oh, singin' oh I'm Max, I'm Max I'm better than Fritz And I'm good for your body and I'm good for your tits I do it from the front and I do it from behind Oh, I'm the greatest lover, I'm the best that you will find I'm Max, I'm Max I'm bigger than Fred I'm feeling so fantastic, I'm the best you ever had I gotta learn uptown and get you in a jam Sex is more to me, than what you think of man [chorus] I'm Max, I'm Max I'm cooler than John Baby, I've got the power that will moves you along I wanna make you scream and I wanna make you shout Yes, sex is more than up and down, and more than in and out I'm Max, I'm Max I'm hotter than Dick I'm a master and a beggar, I'm a teacher and a slave I'm the biggest lover from the land of uncle Sam Sex is more to me, than what you think of man [chorus] Ohhh |
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| 4:08 |
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Hey, hey, hey, Fritz
Your key fits nicely My body opens to your touch So ring my bell and just entice me I need your lovin', oh so much Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims he hits Oh, Fritz, I know you love my tits Fritz, Fritz, beat it, Fritz So take your fingers off her tits And if she says she loves you too It's a lie, oh my, it just ain't true Fritz, Fritz, listen, Fritz Don't tell me it's your key that fits You say she's yours, but I say well I'm gonna get you down to hell Hey, hey, hey, Fritz Your key fits nicely My body opens to your touch So ring my bell and just entice me I need your lovin', oh, so much Hey, hey, hey, Fritz I know I thrill you But if you love me, please take care Cause if Max dance he'll be will kill you You better watch out for him, Fritz Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims he hits Oh, Fritz, I know you love my tits Fritz, Fritz, shut up, Fritz And just stop lovin' on the Ritz And don't you think you're big and strong Because of your love no ding-a-dong Fritz, Fritz, watch out, Fritz You better leave your wife and kids You say she wants you, but I say You better move back home and pray [chorus] Oh, Fritz, I know you love my tits Oh, Fritz, ooh Ooh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ooh |
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| 10. |
| 3:56 |
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Sex on the phone
I'm so alone Some sex on the phone I need it so Okay, I do what you'll say Come on Just make me fly Just make me cry Just make me come And get me high Rap1: Baby this is number one And we'll have a lot of fun Baby this is number two And I tell you what to do Baby this is number three Feel my hand right on your knee Baby, baby, just relax Max will give you telephone sex Sex on the phone I'm so alone Some sex on the phone I need it so Okay, I do what you'll say Come on And give me Sex on the phone So I can feel Your sex on the phone is really real Your touch, I want it so much I want sex on the phone Just make me fly Just make me cry Just make me come And get me high Ahhh, Ahhh Rap2: Baby this is number four Just lie down on the floor Baby this is number five Make your fingers come alive Baby this is number six And I know you know the tricks Don't want you to get perplex Just enjoy the telephone sex Sex on the phone I'm so alone Some sex on the phone I need it so Okay, I do what you'll say Come on And give me Sex on the phone So I can feel Your sex on the phone is really real Your touch, I want it so much I want sex on the phone Just make me fly Just make me cry Just make me come And get me high Ahhh, Ahhh Ahhh, Ahhh, Just make me fly Sex on the phone I'm so alone Some sex on the phone I need it so Okay, I do what you'll say Come on And give me Sex on the phone So I can feel Your sex on the phone is really real Your touch, I want it so much I want sex on the phone Just make me fly Just make me cry Just make me come And get me high Sex on the phone I'm so alone Some sex on the phone I need it so Okay, I do what you'll say |
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| 3:48 |
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Oh uh oh uh oh, it's sexual madness
Oh uh oh uh oh, it makes me helpless Oh uh oh uh oh, I feel it, baby Oh uh oh uh oh, I need it, baby blue When I touch your body in the city of dreams The lights go down on the silver screens The black man says, everything's so clear The trouble of tomorrow are so far from here Anyway, anyhow baby, where have you been? I miss you, wanna kiss you, do you know what I mean? Anyway, anywhere I'm guilty of love So take your chances, baby Oh uh oh uh oh, it's sexual madness Oh uh oh uh oh, it makes me helpless Oh uh oh uh oh, I feel it, baby Oh uh oh uh oh, I need it, baby blue I miss you On the dance, confuse like making love Enough is good but it's not enough We're dancing on in the shadows of hell It gets real hot when you ring my bell Is it good, is it bad, I don't know what it is The only thing I know is I long for your kiss Light a fire in my heart, light a fire in my soul Take your chances, baby Oh uh oh uh oh, it's sexual madness Oh uh oh uh oh, it makes me helpless Oh uh oh uh oh, I feel it, baby Oh uh oh uh oh, I need it, baby blue I miss you Oh uh oh uh oh, it's sexual madness Oh uh oh uh oh, it makes me helpless Oh uh oh uh oh, I feel it, baby Oh uh oh uh oh, I need it, baby blue I love you, I miss you I touch you, I want you |
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| 3:16 |
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Where are those happy days they seem to hard to find?
I try to reach for you. but you have closed my mind Whatever happened to our love? I wish I understood It used to be so nice. It used to be so good So when you're near me, darling, can't you hear me S.O.S.? The love you gave me. nothing else can save me, S.O.S. When you're gone, how can I even try to go on? When you're gone though I try how can I carry on? You seem so far away though you are standing near You made me feel alive but something died I fear I really tried to make it out. I wish I understood What happened to our love? It used to be so good So when you're near me, darling, can't you hear me S.O.S.? The love you gave me. nothing else can save me, S.O.S. When you're gone, how can I even try to go on? When you're gone though I try how can I carry on? When you're gone, how can I even try to go on? When you're gone though I try how can I carry on? |
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| 4:44 |
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I don't wanna talk
About the things we've gone through Though it's hurting me Now it's history I've played all my cards And that's what you've done too Nothing more to say No more ace to play The winner takes it all The loser standing small Beside the victory That's her destiny I was in your arms Thinking I belonged there I figured it made sense Building me a fence Building me a home Thinking I'd be strong there But I was a fool Playing by the rules The gods may throw a dice Their minds as cold as ice And someone way down here Loses someone dear The winner takes it all The loser has to fall It's simple and it's plain Why should I complain. The winner takes it all The loser has to fall It's simple and it's plain The winner takes it all The loser has to fall It's simple and it's plain |
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| 3:24 |
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Oh baby, please me with your love and lips
Oh baby, tease me with your sexy hips Because I need it, I want you And you can treat me as hard as you can Please, please me with your tender hands Don't you release me 'cause love never ends The way you make it is super And I will take it as cool as I can Please, please me I wanna know what is on your mind And I want you to leave your dreams behind What do I dell, what do I know Whatever I do, I do it with you Hey, it's in your head, it's in your heart Together we happen for a brand new start It's all or nothing. Baby, do me clue What can I do for you? Oh baby, please me with your love and lips Oh baby, tease me with your sexy hips Because I need it, I want you And you can treat me as hard as you can Please, please me with your tender hands Don't you release me 'cause love never ends The way you make it is super And I will take it as cool as I can Please, please me, aahh Please me, aahh Oh, please, give it to me, aaahhh, aaahh Ah, ah, ah! Oh babe, oh, ah! Come on, give it to me Aahh I'm looking in your eyes What do I see? I'm looking sexy eyes you do to me Gonna move around, gonna hit the ground Babe, we're attached abound Just tell this words, better then twice Baby, what are you gonna do? I need your advice Baby, I wanna... do you wanna do? What can I do for you? Oh baby, please me with your love and lips Oh baby, tease me with your sexy hips Because I need it, I want you And you can treat me as hard as you can Please, please me with your tender hands Don't you release me 'cause love never ends The way you make it is super And I will take it as cool as I can Please, please me, aahh Please me, aahh Oh please... give it to me Aahh, aaahh... Oh baby, please me with your love and lips Oh baby, tease me with your sexy hips Because I need it, I want you And you can treat me as hard as you can Please, please me with your tender hands Don't you release me 'cause love never ends The way you make it is super And I will take it as cool as I can Please, please me |
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| 3:40 |
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You saved my soul in the dark of the night.
When I was lonely your body touched mine so gently. Stay in the dark of the night. Cause your love only can make me feel safe forever. I was walking alone on the desperate sands of twilight island. And my dreams of love seemed to die in the cold of the night. I was in danger of losing my soul, But then your hand touched mine. Oh, baby, you found me just in time. When the night's nice for calling. Shadows of fear were on my mind. My heart was crying. You lit a light in the fog, So I could find the way out. And your love sent a guarding angel to help me. You made me feel ashore, But I wasn't alone On the twilight island anymore. Oh, baby, you make my blind eyes see. When I thought I was dying, Gone were the dreams that tortured me. And I stopped crying. You saved my soul, soul, soul, soul, soul... Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay... |
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