Anticipation has the habit to set you up For disappointment in evening entertainment but Tonight there’ll be some love Tonight there’ll be a rawkus,YEAH! regardless of what’s gone before I want to see all of the things that we’ve already seen The lairy girls hung out the window of the limousine And course its fancy dress And they’re all looking quite full on In bunny ears and devil horns and hats
Anticipation has the habit to set you up For disappointment in evening entertainment but Tonight there’ll be some love Tonight there’ll be a rawkus,YEAH! regardless of what’s gone before
I want to see all of the things that we’ve already seen I want to see you take the jackpot out the fruit machine And put it all back in You’ve got to understand it you can never beat the bandit no
And she won’t be surprised and she won't be shocked When she’s pressed the star after she's pressed unlock And there’s verse and chapter sat in her inbox And all that it says is that you’ve drank a lot and You should bear that in mind tonight bear that in mind, yeah you should bear that in mind tonight bear that in mind. and You can pour your heart out but her reasoning will block owt you send her after nine o clock
Anticipation has the habit to set you up For disappointment in evening entertainment but Tonight there’ll be some love Tonight there’ll be a rawkus,YEAH! regardless of what’s gone before
And she won’t be surprised and she won't be shocked When she’s pressed the star after she's pressed unlock And there’s verse and chapter sat in her inbox And all that it says is that you’ve drank a lot and You should bear that in mind tonight bear that in mind, yeah you should bear that in mind tonight bear that in mind.
And you can pour your heart out around 3 o clock When the 2 for 1’s undone the writers block.
Stop making the eyes at me I'll stop making the eyes at you What it is that surprises me is that I don't really you to And your shoulders are frozen (as cold as the night) Oh, but you're an explosion but you're dynamite Your name isn't Rio, but I don't care for sand Lightning the fuse might in a bang with a bang-go
I said I bet that you look good on the dance floor I don't know if you're looking for romance or what Don't know what you're looking for Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984 from 1984
I wish you'd stop ignoring me because you're sending me to despair Without a sound yeh you're calling me and I don't think it's very fair That your shoulders are frozen (as cold as the night) Oh, but you're an explosion (You're dynamite) Your name isn't Rio but I don't care for sand Lighting the fuse might result in a bang with a bang-go
I said I bet that you look good on the dancefloor I don't know if you're looking for romance or what I don't know what you're looking for I said I bet that you look good on the dance floor Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984 From 1984
Oh there ain't no love no Montagues and Capulets We just banging tunes 'n' DJ sets 'n' Dirty dancefloors and dreams of naughtyness
Fake Tales of San Francisco Echo through the room More point to a wedding disco Without a bride or groom
There's a super cool band yeah With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets Practicing their lines
I don't want to hear you (Kick me out, kick me out) I don't want to hear you no (Kick me out, kick me out) I don't want to hear you no (Kick me out, kick me out) I don't want to hear you no I don't want to hear you no
Fake Tales of San Francisco Echo through the air And there's a few bored faces in the back All wishing they weren't there
And as the microphone squeaks A young girl's telephone beeps Yeah she's dashing for the exit Oh, she's running to the streets outside "Oh you've saved me," she screams down the line "The band were fucking wank And I'm not having a nice time"
I don't want to hear you (Kick me out, kick me out) I don't want to hear you no (Kick me out, kick me out) Yeah, please bet that it's amazing Although all that's left is the proof That love's not only blind but deaf
He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar I don't quite know the distance But I'm sure that's far Yeah, I'm sure that's pretty far
Yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[x4] Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get on your dancing shoes There's one thing on your mind Hoping they’re looking for you Sure you'll be rummaging' through Oh and the shit, shock, horror You've seen your future bride Yeah, but it's oh so absurd For you to say the first word So you're waiting and waiting
The only reason that you came So what you scared for? Well don't you always do the same It's what you there for, don't you know …
The lights are flashing Down in here tonight And some might exchange a glance But keep pretending to dance Don't act like it's not happening As if it’s impolite To go and mention your name I nstead you'll just do the same As they all do, and hope for the best
The only reason that you came So what you scared for? Well don't you always do the same It's what you’re there for but no
Get on your dancing shoes You sexy little swine Hoping they’re looking for you Sure you'll be rummaging through And I said the shit, shock, horror You've seen your future bride Oh, but it's oh so absurd For you to say the first word So you're waiting and waiting -
One look sends it coursing through the veins oh how the feeling races Back up to their brains to form expressions on there stupid faces They don't want to say hello Like I want to say hello Oh the heartbeats at its peak when you're coming up to speak
And I'm so tense, never tenser Could all go a bit Frank Spencer? I'm talking gibberish, tip of the tongue but I can't deliver it ...Properly, oh it's all getting on top of me And if it weren't this dark you'd see how red my face has gone
Everybody's trying to crack the jokes and that to make you smile Those that claim that they're not showing off are drowning in denial They're not half as bad as me say anything and I'll agree When it comes to acting up, I'm sure I could write the book
And now that you're more than a part in the play It's slightly easier to think what to say You had us all, standing on our heads Doing our best tricks
Never again, will there be another one that's as desirable as you
It's ever so funny, I don't think you're special I don't think you're cool You're just probably alreyt, but under these lights you look beautiful But I'm struggling, I can't see through your fake tan And you know it for a fact that everybody's eating out of your hands
What do you know? you know nothing But I'll still take you home
Fancy seeing you in here, you're all tarted up and you don't look the same I haven't seen you since last year and surprisingly you have forgot my name But you know it and you knew it all along Oh you say you have forgotten, but you're fibbing go on tell me I'm wrong I fancy you with a passion, you're a Topshop princess, a rockstar too You're a fad you're a fashion and I'm having a job trying to talk to you But it's alright, put it all on one-side, everybody's looking, you've got control of everyone's eyes Including mine
So up rolls a riot van And sparks excitement in the boys But the policemen look annoyed Perhaps these are ones they should avoid
Got a chase last night From men with truncheons dressed in hats We didn't do that much wrong Still ran away though for the laugh Just for the laugh And please just stop talking Cause they won't find us if you do Oh those silly boys in blue Well they won't catch me and you
Have you been drinking, son You don't look old enough to me I'm sorry, officer Is there a certain age you're supposed to be Cause nobody told me
And up rolls the riot van And these lads just wind the coppers up They ask why they don't catch proper crooks They get their address and their names took But they couldn't care less
Thrown in a riot van And all the coppers kicked him in And there was no way he could win Just had to take it on the chin
Ask if we can have six in, if not we'll have to have 2 You're coming up our end aren't you? So I'll get one with you Oh won't he let us have six in? especially not with the food He coulda just told us no though, he dint have to be rude
See her in the green dress? She talked to me at the bar How come its already two pound fifty? We've only gone about a yard Dint ya see she were gorgeous, she was beyond belief But this lad at the side drinking a Smirnoff ice came and paid for her tropical Reef
And I'm sitting going backwards, and I didn't want to leave Its high green mate, via hillsborough please
How funny was that sketch earlier, up near that taxi rank Oh no you will have missed it, think it was when you went to the bank These two lads squaring up proper shouting, bout who was next in the queue The kind of thing that would seem so silly but not when they've both had a few
Calm down temper temper, you shouldn't get so annoyed You're acting like a silly little boy They wanted to be men and do some fighting in the street No surrender, no chance of retreat
Drunken plots hatched to jump it, ask around are ya sure? Went for it but the red light was showing And the red light indicates doors are secured
Now then Mardy Bum I've seen your frown And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun And it goes off And out come all these words Oh there's a very pleasant side to you A side I much prefer
It's one that laughs and jokes around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah, to get things off the ground And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's way hard to remember That on a day like today when you're all argumentative And you've got the face on
Well now then Mardy Bum Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I I thought as much Cause you turned over there Pulling that silent disappointment face The one that I can't bear
Can't we just laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah, to get things off the ground And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's way hard to remember That on a day like today when you're all argumentative And you've got the face on
Yeah I'm sorry I was late But I missed the train And then the traffic was a state And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate That reoccurs ,oh when you say I don't care But of course I do, yeah I clearly do!
So laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah, to get things off the ground And it was up, up and away
Oh, but it's way hard to remember That on a day like today when you're all argumentative And you've got the face on -
I've seen your eyes as they fix on me what is he doing what on earth is the Plan has he got one You better give me some pointers since you are the big rocket launcher and I'm just the shot gun, I ant got no dollar signs in my eyes that might be a surprise but its true I'm not like you and I don_t want your advice or your praise or to move in The ways you do
All you people are vampires All your stories are stale Though you pretend to stand by us Though you're certain we'll fail
I've seen you're eyes as they fix on me full of confusion your snarl is just So condescending Trying to explain that we're on to a win if the fee we get in near recoups What we're spending He said I can't believe that you drove all that way well how much did they Pay ya how much did they pay ya, You'd have been better to stay round our Way Thinking about things but not actually doing things
So who's that girl there? I wonder what went wrong So that she had to roam the streets She don't do major credit cards I doubt she does receipts It's all not quite legitimate
And what a scummy man Just give him half a chance I bet he'll rob you if he can Can see it in his eyes, yeah That he's got a driving ban Amongst some other offences
And I've seen him with girls of the night And he told Roxanne to put on her red light They're all infected but he'll be alright Cause he's a scumbag, don't you know I said he's a scumbag, don't you know!
Although you're trying not to listen Avert your eyes and staring at the ground She makes a subtle proposition I'm sorry love I'll have to turn you down
And oh he must be up to summat What are the chances sure it's more than likely I've got a feeling in my stomach I start to wonder what his story might be What his story might be
They said it changes when the sun goes down And they said it changes when the sun goes down And they said it changes when the sun goes down Around here Around here
And look here comes a Ford Mondeo Isn't he Mister Inconspicuous And he don't even have to say 'owt She’s in the stance ready to get picked up
And she's delighted when she sees him Pulling in and giving her the eye Because she must be fucking freezing Scantily clad beneath the clear night sky She don't stop in the winter, no and...
They said it changes when the sun goes down And they said it changes when the sun goes down And they said it changes when the sun goes down Around here
They said it changes when the sun goes down Over the river going out to town And they said it changes when the sun goes down Around here Around here
What a scummy man Just give him half a chance I bet he'll rob you if he can Can see it in his eyes that he's got a nasty plan I hope you're not involved at all -
Last night these two bouncers And one of em's alright The other one's the scary one His way or no way, totalitarian He's got no time for you Looking or breathing How he dosen’t want you to So step out the queue He makes examples of you And there's nowt you can say Behind they go through to the bit where you pay And you realize then that it's finally the time To walk back past ten thousand eyes in the line And you can swap jumpers and make another move Instilled in your brain you've got something to prove To all the smirking faces and the boys in black Why can't they be pleasant? Why can't they have a laugh? He's got his hand in your chest He wants to give you a duff Well secretly I think they want it all to kick off They want, arms flying everywhere and Bottles as well it's just Something to talk about A story to tell you
Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate
I thought a thousand million things that I could never think this morning
Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?
This town's a different town today This town's a different town to what it was last night You couldn't have done that on a Sunday
That girl's a different girl today That girl's a different girl to her you kissed last night You couldn't have done that on a Sunday
Last night what we talked about It made so much sense But now the haze has ascended It don't make no sense anymore
Well oh they might wear classic Reeboks Or knackered Converse Or tracky bottoms tucked in socks But all of that's what the point is not The point's that there ain't no romance around there And there's the truth that they can't see They'd probably like to throw a punch at me And if you could only see them then you would agree Agree that there ain't no romance around there You know oh it's a funny thing you know We'll tell 'em if you like We'll tell 'em all tonight They'll never listen Cause their minds are made up And course it's all okay to carry on that way And over there there's broken bones There's only music so that there's new ringtones And it don't take no Sherlock Holmes To see it's a little different around here Don't get me wrong oh there's boys in bands And kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands And just cause he's had a couple of cans He thinks it's alright to act like a dickhead Don't you know oh it's a funny thing you know We'll tell em if you like We'll tell em all tonight They'll never listen Cause their minds are made up And course it's all okay to carry on that way But I said no Oh no Well you won't get me to go Not anywhere not anywhere No I won't go Oh no no
Well over there there's friends of mine What can I say I've known 'em for a long long time And they might overstep the line But I just cannot get angry in the same way Not in the same way Not in the same way Oh no oh no no